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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the banana so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to the banana every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana.
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the banana.
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Thanks Lori."
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for him
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the him
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please him
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "Take it, friend, it's all yours."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life.

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>>677895080
I forgot about this guy.

>>677895491
This shit is weird and disturbing.
You motherfuckers need some bible and church

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>>677895890

>>677895930
You sure?
>>677894952

>>677894574
I already fucking lost holy shit, the cancer has become funny to me, ive come full circle

>>677894852
this got have be dumb fuck shit i am saw in many time (sorry for bad england)

>>677894945
At least post the real pasta you fucking autist


>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

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>>677896567
Those limeys aren't your fault man.

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I made this exploitable earlier. Let's see what you faggots can do with it

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This YLYL is weird. I like it.

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>>677897370
Only the best my friend.

>>677895491
boy that sure is incorrect

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>>677897137
mike stoklasa is a mother fucking god

>>677897888
WITNESS HIS TRIPS.

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>>677898396
no. shut up.

>>677898070
i hope these two ended up bangin and cumming hard in their own shame

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>>677898750

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>>677898303
I like playing bard though

>>677894478
more cod jokes?

>>677899127
Orange Jew glad the holocaust didn't happen?

>>677898070
my favourite

>>677894656
>have facebook tier memes
kys nigger

>>677899172
I keep a list like that too.

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nice memes here

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>>677894478
loveit

>>677894945

Greetings, fellow 4Channers. I'm part of the committee that came up with this idea to stop YLYL threads on /b/. I'll admit, it wasn't the best idea, but it's working. In the months since we've implemented it, we've seen a dramatic drop of .003% in YLYL threads being posted.

While this might seem like a good enough time to stop, as the damage is done, but unfortunately we already have a virtual army of NEETS on employ, each of them with a laptop we paid for that is loaded with banana pictures.

Being the soul survivor of the basement we were working out of, I am here to warn you that these NEETS made it out of their cages and are spreading at a rate we couldn't have predicted. They've adopted our mantra, "Don't like what I don't like", and have twisted it things like "it's not about the bananas" and "we're saving /b/".

I'm sorry, /b/. I really am. If one comes near you, try to avoid him at all costs. You'll know them by the smell and their concern at white knighting for an entire board. They can be calmed with approximately 30ml of semen mixed with Mt. Dew.

I'm sorry, /b/. I truly am. We thought we could cure what we considered to be cancer. Instead, we created the worst cancer of all...

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>>677897888
awesome

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>>677900750
Friend, do not forget that in 5 years things will be so much worse than they are now. Do not fight the present, live in it, live in it before you miss it, before you wish you had it back.

I know it's hard to see, but enjoy this day, for things will only get worse.

>>677900934
Finally something I haven't seen.

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>>677901192

>>677894656
In order to even find this funny, you will never be one of us. Leave and be thankful

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>>677894852
>alternately spelling "hamster" and "hampster"

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>>677900502
This is real. Anyone who grew up and lives in rural India have never seen a toilet. They gone so far as to leave offerings for the "toilet god".
I'm not joking, look this shit up.

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>>677901283
all i could think was that ham sandwich 2nd in looks like a pussy

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>>677900934


Holy fuck that's crazy. Weird to see a dog act that way.

>>677901674
>future trap

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>>677901708
dude, that's why it's so funny. because they are retarded enough to worship a toilet instead of using it

>>677894656
That was pretty funny. Thanx bby <3

>>677897662

autism power hour

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Part 1

>>677895491
this raises a lot of questions im almost sure im ok without answers too.

Part 2 He uploaded it tonight and i couldnt find it in webm format

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFpZCfnRGss&feature=youtu.be

>>677901336
More like this?

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>>677903333
QUADS FOR THE GODS

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>>677902953
yeah just search for........what the fuck do you even call shit like this? like just search asian porn I guess. who the fuck thinks shit like this up, and why? and to follow through and actually do it? wtf japan. this is what asians do best apparently. the weirdest shit imaginable!!

>>677903554
does look like an ass, even when you realize what it is

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>>677903333
this is now a banana ylyl thread
quads decided it

>>677897122
no

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>>677897122
i cant fap to this

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>>677904490
WTF did i just watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>677904682
A typical thread on /b/.

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>>677904682
jackass home game edition

>>677902184
anyone have a link to what the paper says?