Ylyl
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im not proud to admit i already lost
>>677894393
leave
Let's get it rolling.
>>677894551
Fuckn Damn it
>>677895137
my life in a gif
this one always gets me
>>677895516
Mexicans?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the banana so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to the banana every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Banana is love" I say; "Banana is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana.
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the banana.
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Thanks Lori."
>He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for him
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the him
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please him
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with potassium
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "Take it, friend, it's all yours."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Banana is love. Banana is life.
>>677895810
this shit never ends!
>>677896033
nice one. lost
>>677896183
Now that the obligatory banana joke is out of the way...
>>677894212
well that was fast
>>677896510
patriarchy strikes again
>>677896510
im not racist but lost hard
>>677896587
Idont geddit
>>677896587
Yeah, it's not like you can feel the bumps on the keyboard.
>>677894980
IM BAAAAAAAAACK
>>677895414
yo fucking dumbass your missing part of it...
unless you are trolling
>>677895810
I like her style. shes just doing that for the hell of it. if I had tits I'd do that too
>>677895301
Fuck, i hate you for making me lose
>>677896587
>>677896855
The touchscreen keyboard is given the appearance of raised marks for the center keys when you touch type.
>>677896855
This:
>>>677896924
>>677894212
vsauce is one of the better channels that don't involve man children screaming and acting like fools.
>>677895862
lost
only absurd and dark humor can get to me...
>>677895810
What's her name again?
>>677896780
Dude that makes you sooo racist.
>>677894420
Fuck you faggot
>>677896933
didn't know there was a second part...saved. I think my file is around 4 years old
>>677896977
oh fUCK I lost hard
>>677897218
Well fuck, i just lost already.
>>677895810
play it with: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YOYlgvI1uE
>>677896977
I actually feel bad for that dog because im sure it's master is abusive. the smile is called "a submissive smile" and it's probably trying to signal that it submits so it doesn't get yelled at or hit
>>677897646
Fucking perfect!
>>677897158
you obviously don't visit /sci a lot
>>677897218
Lost so fuck in hard
>>677895728
kek.
>>677897922
… that or its just a faggot.
>>677895137
i lost. sometimes you just never know what will get ya.
>>677896033
Noice Kek m8
>>677898141
you must learn to dodge sir
>>677896361
"the fruit of my balls"
>>677897218
Fat can actually be rendered and treated to turn it into plastics pretty easily (You can do it in your oven)
>>677894407
lost to filename
>>677896003
Lost
>>677894212
>mfw this thread
Orange you glad I didn't post a banana?
>>677895810
That goes on for way too long
>>677894212
wtf is this real lol
>>677894950
the stages of finding 4chan for the first time
>>677898760
I sent this picture to my girlfriend. She is now voraciously eating at my anus.
>>677894950
Gets me everytime I always wondered what was going on here
>>677896361
you sir fail as a parent or win as one what dose /b/ think? fail or win
>>677898022
No I never visited /sci. You seem to know this. What channels do you recommend? I like history/econ stuff better than science.
>>677894212
this is fake
>>677895810
If Weird AL Yankovic was female
>>677896780
its not racist faggot
>>677895516
Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?
>>677899260
they found 4chan
>>677899437
You're fake nigga.
>>677895273
Is the last post just a magic spell to make you laugh? Holy fuck
>>677894212
>solve the code
>learn the truth
>>677896977
Thats me man
>>677898929
that's just a picture of a regular black guy? i dont get it
>>677900283
You are really pretty anon
>>677900427
so funny
>>677900188
it says niggers suck
>>677895810
I have the weirdest boner right now.
>>677896653
Happily lost. That made my day.
>>677898937
Thats a Patton Oswald joke
>>677896977
I love that dog.
>>677900455
Thanks
>>677894950
lost
>>677896977
i fucking lost
good one anon
>>677900775
what do you think they found?
>>677900188
Hmmm why is the symbol for the band Ghost in there?
>>677899295
Fail. Epic.
>>677895810
This really isn't that sexy but she looks like she is having a lot of fun
>>677901284
ya what a way to fail at what point do you think he knew he fucked up?
>>677900283
you know the rules...
>>677895810
I came to laugh, not to fall in love
>>677901289
ya almost makes we want boobs just to so that for the hell of it
>>677900188
Ted Cruz is buffalo bill? Jesus, the list just goes on.
>>677900946
this one got me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
Me and my gf went to prom :)
>>677895925
Kek
>>677902133
that is more amazing then funny
>>677900889
This is older than my grannies coochie. Still gets me.
'bootin
>>677902133
Gotta admire how he saved it at the end
>>677894980
lost
>>677895273
That second comment. Fucking tumblr landwhales
>>677902403
HA HA OMG SHOCKING WTF
no. no... fake. bad.
no.
>>677900126
Would marry and have freedom loving libertarian babies
>>677902510
nigga you famous
>>677902510
cut yer hair pls
>>677902588
And yet 100% real.
>>677902510
HOLY SHIT!
>>677895810
Only thing worse than a crazy bitch is a theatrical crazy bitch
>>677902510
you got a pretty face there friend
>>677902656
the price of milk is too damn high to be doing shit like that
>>677897218
>chuckled
>>677897922
Most likely.
>>677901559
Is it weird I kinda want to fuck a cantaloupe now?
