you must pick one these these two to have sex with, suicide is not an option. who do you pick and why?
whats her hole on the left .......because I know her name ....but can NEVER remember....and that's why we click............AMY>>>>>>???.is that it?????
>>677893555
My hand
Which one of them is mute?
>>677893936
Amy shumuer or something like that
>>677893555
amy schumer
cause I really want to fuck amy schumer.
>>677893936
Chelsea Handler I believe...
Amy Schumer cuz she at least has tits. I've seen Lena Dunham topless and it's not pretty.
>>677893936
amy shoemur
i wonder how her busted vagina is doing?
I do not mate with beasts, at the very least not those beasties, honestly disgusting examples of women are condescending cunts, I bet their sweat smells like B.O. Ham hotdog water
>>677893555
fuck me...i will have a 3some. honest on god, why woudnt i
>>677893555
Left, she's funny and can actually hang.
>>677893555
>>677893555
Motherfucker. I've seen a lot of shit on/b/ and this is the most disgusting,disturbing, shitfuck thread I've ever seen.
>>677894765
>>677895450
if you want to pretend that you can get pussy, shouldnt you be able to actually name manly things?
>>677895732
>>677895283
This, she'd do bits as she orgasms and when I give her a facial she look at me and in a deadpan face ask, "do I have something on my face?"
>>677895640
>>677895867
>>677894765
the back isn't any better
>>677896355
forgot pic
>>677893555
Right
The left one is fucking Homer Simpson, so... the right one.
>>677895732
>>677896530
Come on guys I just had dinner
>>677893555
Schumer, duh.
If Schumer lost weight, she would be not half bad.
But Dunham is just unatractive all around
hello celibacy
I would fuck Amy Shumer in her ass
>>677893555
why the fuck is the one on the right holder her stack of mail to her ear?
>>677896897
too much womyn for you?
>>677895732
>>677893555
Amy Schumer hands down , since she is not a pedophile or a completely disgusting person.
All Amy Schumer ever did was steal jokes & turn into a pussy,
Lena Dunham is a truly despicable person and should be in prison for interfering sexually with a child.
>>677895747
First, I doubt he created the image himself. B) No one in this thread including you knows the name of that tank, which I'm pretty sure is made up. And 3) What's the name of that tank, asshole?
>>677893555
The one on the right because, I don't know her, but at least she doesn't annoy the shit out of me.
Nice trips by the way.
>>677894808
That shirt is working overtime.
>>677897532
I watched like one episode of Girls. Did I miss anything ?
>>677893555
the one on the left
right looks flat. I can pretend a girl is not ugly if my cock is balls deep and her tits bounce
I'd totally take one for the team and do Dunham.. just so I could choke the life out of her as I was cumming and put her out of everyone's misery permanently.
>>677893555
neither because im asexual
>>677898287
Asexual = can't get laid.
>>677893555
Amy Schumer she is a size 6-8 and she hates fat people.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/04/05/glamour-called-amy-schumer-plus-size-and-shes-not-pleased/82662490/
>>677898287
wow thanks for the contribution. how enlightening
>>677898412
i dont even try to get laid so that doesnt mean i cant
>>677898594
you don't try cause you know you can't.
>>677893555
Amy Schumer. Without a doubt, 110%. Like others have said, she is entertaining, seems rather chill.
>>677893555
Cutting my dick off is an option tho.
>>677898707
or maybe i dont need sexual simulation im doing fine without it
>>677898979
sure man. who cares.
>>677895732
How can you be this fat and not have boobs? What is the point then?
>>677893555
Am I the only one who would like to fuck the one on the right just for fun? She is thick as fuck, I love it. Never heard of her before coming into this thread. She looks like she probably has a fat ass.