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2016-04-06 02:34:22 Post No. 677890304
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:34:22 Post No. 677890304 [Report]
It's 2016, what's your excuse for not worshipping the almighty dark lord Baphomet yet?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:40:14 Post No.677891105
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:40:14 Post No.677891105 [Report]
>>677890304
I am not a goat, nor do I have titties.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:40:38 Post No.677891180
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:40:38 Post No.677891180 [Report]
>>677890304
literately whoo
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:42:05 Post No.677891392
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:42:05 Post No.677891392 [Report]
>>677890304
Lil b exists
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:42:08 Post No.677891397
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>>677890304
I'm not a knight templar? Who the fuck else fucked with ol' Baphy?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:43:58 Post No.677891650
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>>677890304
Sorry OP, I graduated High School already.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:44:26 Post No.677891718
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:44:26 Post No.677891718 [Report]
MINECRAFT
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:47:11 Post No.677892070
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:47:11 Post No.677892070 [Report]
>>677890304
Baphomet's non existence would about sum it up.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:50:02 Post No.677892458
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edgy
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:50:19 Post No.677892492
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>>677890304
>Theists....
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:50:56 Post No.677892577
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:50:56 Post No.677892577 [Report]
>>677890304
Baphomet, like all gods, doesn't exist
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:51:11 Post No.677892606
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:51:11 Post No.677892606 [Report]
tell that guy im tryna be a famous movie director, academy award shitttt!
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:51:29 Post No.677892657
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:51:29 Post No.677892657 [Report]
Because I don't worship friends.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:51:34 Post No.677892669
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:51:34 Post No.677892669 [Report]
>>677890304
I'm poopanist
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:53:25 Post No.677892940
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:53:25 Post No.677892940 [Report]
>>677890304
14 kid heard for the first time a song from children of bodom or some of that edgy shits. Now he thinks he is so satanic and cool. Went to that cool site, 4chan, so people tell him "hey, you are so funny"
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:54:51 Post No.677893137
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>>677892657
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:55:31 Post No.677893239
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:55:31 Post No.677893239 [Report]
>>677890304
I'm an adult.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:56:46 Post No.677893425
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:56:46 Post No.677893425 [Report]
>>677890304(OP)# Nice tits, Satan.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:57:58 Post No.677893597
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 02:57:58 Post No.677893597 [Report]
because rapist and racist are two different things, yet God sounded them similarly to keep his mouth from spending too much time on your pathetic nonaffirmative existences
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:00:43 Post No.677893978
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why do you think i don't?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:01:42 Post No.677894113
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>>677892070
how can you say baphomet doesn't exist, when there are so many pictures of him?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:02:04 Post No.677894168
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:02:04 Post No.677894168 [Report]
>>677891397
church of the satanic temple

They dont actually believe in satan though
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:02:24 Post No.677894219
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:02:24 Post No.677894219 [Report]
Dubs for christi
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:02:56 Post No.677894293
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:02:56 Post No.677894293 [Report]
>>677892577
Explanations of stuff. Got it Mac?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:03:29 Post No.677894373
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:03:29 Post No.677894373 [Report]
>>677894219
Rerolling for Christi
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:04:17 Post No.677894499
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:04:17 Post No.677894499 [Report]
>>677894373
rolling again for christi
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:05:44 Post No.677894711
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:05:44 Post No.677894711 [Report]
>>677893597
Wtf is pic related?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:08:17 Post No.677895114
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:08:17 Post No.677895114 [Report]
christ stains hate Baphomet because Baphomet gets the babes.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:11:15 Post No.677895577
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:11:15 Post No.677895577 [Report]
>2016
>worshiping a goat with titties
>not worshiping a fucking crocodile headed man
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:12:54 Post No.677895860
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:12:54 Post No.677895860 [Report]
>>677895577
That's because sobek is just made up
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:13:21 Post No.677895924
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:13:21 Post No.677895924 [Report]
>>677892577
Who the fuck says Baphomet is a God? You're talking out your ass.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:18:02 Post No.677896704
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:18:02 Post No.677896704 [Report]
>>677895924
its satan you twat
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:18:15 Post No.677896749
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:18:15 Post No.677896749 [Report]
>>677895860
You're no fun anon.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:19:38 Post No.677896974
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:19:38 Post No.677896974 [Report]
>>677896704
Satan is not baphomet,

lrn2 demonology
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:20:22 Post No.677897095
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:20:22 Post No.677897095 [Report]
>>677896704
Baphomet is not satan
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:22:12 Post No.677897387
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>>677896704
That's not Satan. This is Satan you fucking retard.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:23:33 Post No.677897589
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>>677890304
Because I'm still a Buddhist.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:25:45 Post No.677897913
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:25:45 Post No.677897913 [Report]
>>677890304
Yeah, I worship Saturn. What of it?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:26:42 Post No.677898059
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:26:42 Post No.677898059 [Report]
>>677897589
So are you Asian or a hipster?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:27:19 Post No.677898148
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:27:19 Post No.677898148 [Report]
>>677897913
Can I worship Uranus?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:28:12 Post No.677898283
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:28:12 Post No.677898283 [Report]
>>677890304
I have the tattoo
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:28:35 Post No.677898333
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>>677898059
Neither. Black, actually.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:29:14 Post No.677898445
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:29:14 Post No.677898445 [Report]
>>677898148
If you want baby.
But only if you love Lucifer pleb
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:31:04 Post No.677898721
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:31:04 Post No.677898721 [Report]
>>677898333
Sheeeit
Also, check'd.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:31:41 Post No.677898817
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>>677898721
kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:32:01 Post No.677898861
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:32:01 Post No.677898861 [Report]
>>677890304
So do you believe in god or what?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:33:21 Post No.677899084
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:33:21 Post No.677899084 [Report]
>>677890304
ITT: edgefags trying to act edgier than the others
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:33:36 Post No.677899118
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:33:36 Post No.677899118 [Report]
>>677890304
Already worshipping Abraxas
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:34:45 Post No.677899296
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:34:45 Post No.677899296 [Report]
>>677898861
I don't really, but what aboytnhigher concuousnesses.
Maybe demiurge.
The issue is hating the life you live for somthjng after.
Anyway s, baohomet is about dominance of this life so a bwlife in God is immaterial lol
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:35:45 Post No.677899452
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:35:45 Post No.677899452 [Report]
>>677899118
Why not Hermetic master class.
Gnostics hate life.
Hermeticists love life and the higher realm of dominance.
You're wasting your time with pure gnosticism
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:37:19 Post No.677899695
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:37:19 Post No.677899695 [Report]
>>677899084
how ironic that you said that
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:40:44 Post No.677900224
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>>677899084
My only god is my katana. It is a mostly peaceful god. But don't dare evoke it's wrath. It only knows vengeance when crossed. The katana is the most powerful God in the world as it can cut through any man like wet butter. No man's god can protect them. You may call me edgy, but the only thing edgy here is my folded steel my friend. Watch yourself.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:40:48 Post No.677900233
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>jfw this thread
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:42:20 Post No.677900464
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>>677890304
i'm agnostic
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:44:06 Post No.677900716
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>>677900224
I know it's bait.
But it hurts.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:44:27 Post No.677900770
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:44:27 Post No.677900770 [Report]
>>677900464
Maybe there's angels with their dicks in my mouth, maybe not. Who knows?!?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:44:28 Post No.677900773
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:44:28 Post No.677900773 [Report]
>>677890304
Tell me what he's got to offer?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:45:12 Post No.677900898
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:45:12 Post No.677900898 [Report]
>>677900773
Power over time and space. Money kinda. Saturn is the demiurge so it's power over this life
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:46:12 Post No.677901039
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:46:12 Post No.677901039 [Report]
>>677900898
Is he voting for trump?
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:47:45 Post No.677901278
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:47:45 Post No.677901278 [Report]
>>677901039
Voting? Ha. Baphomet decides the outcome, peasant.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:48:15 Post No.677901364
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>>677900224
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:49:16 Post No.677901515
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:49:16 Post No.677901515 [Report]
>>677901039
Trump obviously worships Baph. But Bali is more a force of nature. Anyone who gains domiance of this existence worships Baph. Those who win, are the true elect.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:50:17 Post No.677901673
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>>677890304
>2016
>literal devil worship
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:50:21 Post No.677901688
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:50:21 Post No.677901688 [Report]
He's made up just like the christian god.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:51:29 Post No.677901865
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:51:29 Post No.677901865 [Report]
>>677901673
>devil worship

You see, there's people out there who thinks your god is the evil one, whoever you workship, deal with it.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:52:24 Post No.677902010
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>>677890304
I'm still watching you... ;-)
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:54:17 Post No.677902301
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:54:17 Post No.677902301 [Report]
>>677901865
I don't worship anything. That was my point. The Satanic Temple is pretty based though.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:56:40 Post No.677902652
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:56:40 Post No.677902652 [Report]
>>677900770
if they had their dicks in my mouth, i would believe in angels. probably. or question my sanity.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:58:00 Post No.677902848
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:58:00 Post No.677902848 [Report]
>>677902010
How are you watching anybody when you don't exist
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:58:29 Post No.677902916
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:58:29 Post No.677902916 [Report]
>>677890304
One of my gods has a goat's head but it ain't baphoment
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:58:36 Post No.677902931
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:58:36 Post No.677902931 [Report]
>>677902010
Shut up Thor. Your movie was fucking awful.
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 03:59:53 Post No.677903115
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>>677890304
DBT
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 04:00:25 Post No.677903189
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Anonymous 2016-04-06 04:00:25 Post No.677903189 [Report]
>>677890304
It's 2016 why aren't you worshiping your transniggerdisabledautisticpolygendredfeministkib?
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