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Trips decide what I do to my fucked up toe nail
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Trips decide what I do to my fucked up toe nail
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Eat it
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cut it off with dental floss and then eat the nail.
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soak in warm water + bleach every day and cut the corners as far as you can, eventually pulling out the ingrown part (yet it hurts, but it's a good hurt).
Trust me, my toenails were the same when I was a kid.
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stick it through your urethra

I don't care how you do it
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go to a fucking doctor, that shits probably infected m8
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Put a toothpick under it then kick a door or wall
Then eat it
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>>677888166
FUCK
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>>677887335
just rip out the toe nail
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Fuck it
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>>677888176
>>677888211
DO BOTH
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rip it off with tweezers, put it inside of your asshole and leave it there for 3 days.
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>>677888287
this is bait. go see a foot doctor, combo it with some other shit you needed to do anyway
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Stick a toothpick underneath your toenail and kick a wall
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Put a toothpick in it and kick a wall as hard as possible
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Had to get surgery to get rid of that shit
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ingrown toenails fucking suck
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>>677887335
cut it
with a kitchen knife
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>>677888757
How did it go? Much pain?
Totally not worried OP here.
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Hire a stripper to shit on it then insert into vag
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>>677888145
I didn't aoak it when I had an infowin one lol

I have a little scissors so the yellow skin on side was hard I would peal that off that was fun no idea why I liked it though.. Then I would cut as far down as I could hurt a little then it would puss a bit then I wipe it and repeated that for about 3 days and if went lol
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soak it in bleach
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>>677888710
HOLY SHIT
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>>677888710
You alive, OP?
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>>677888710
What did you do?
Did you try cutting your toe off?
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>>677888710
This happened ages ago, nice bait though
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>>677888976
No pain at all really, they numb it and then kill the part that makes it grow too wide with some fancy acid stuff. Most painful part is the anesthetic shot
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>>677887881
This. Make webm
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Pull it off with your teeth
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>>677888145
I tended to cull the infections whenever I felt the pain in my toes coming. I could tell when imthe infections were about to happen, and parted my flesh from my nail, until the swollen part loosed pus into the valley created by me parting the nail and the flesh. From there, all I had to do was soak up the pus and disinfect the wound with peroxide or rubbing alcohol.
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>>677887335
put it in your mouth and suck on it. Make sure to post a time stamp of it in your mouth.
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Leave it alone until it gets so badly infected that they have to amputate your foot.
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cum on it
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Pull off with teeth and suck puss
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Stop shit posting this happened a long time ago
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>>677887335
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> Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)22:32:59 No.677890102â–¶
>>>677887495
>Are you that Welsh dude?
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>>677890189
>August 2015
>long time ago

lmao
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>>677890491
I'm just exaggerating to make a point bro
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>>677887335
i just need to know where i can suck some dick around here. my ass needs some time to heal before i can let it go to work again
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toe in mouth, bite off toenail
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>>677890714
one reroll
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...eat it
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kys
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Rip it off faggot. Don't be a pussy
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>>677890867
Re rallin abrekedabre
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Burn it off then post pics
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Put a toothpick under it and kick a wall
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Dude really there are people that has lost his entire leg for that kind of infections.

I had one of those myself

Go to a podiatrist, it's cheap, non very painful and you won't regret it, look my nail before and after
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>>677888710
holy fucking shit!
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>>677887335
Rip the entire toenail out with a pair of pliers.
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>>677887335
Kick the wall.
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>>677891891
after
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>>677887335
Cut the yellow part off.
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>>677887335
Drip melted wax from a candle all down in the cracks.
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>>677887335
Clean out under your toenail with your toothbrush. Use toothpaste too.
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put a 3in nail in between the nail and skin and kick the wall and put the nail back in until the nail pops off
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>>677887335
Soak it in milk. Drink the milk.
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>>677892903
re roll
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>>677892921
rollin for 999
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>>677892921
roll for 111
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>>677889531
I had the same experience. But the acid stuff kills some of the meat in there. When you go back for your checkup and they use a little scoop to dig the dead meat out, it sucks without getting a shot.
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Still waiting for trips.
I will wait, just give me the attention I need.
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>>677892903
roll for 222 or 333
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>>677892903
333 get
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If you want it to heal, just let it grow. Then cut it straight following the end of your thumb. It will hurt like hell for a month, then, never more.
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>>677892921
rolling for dis
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Cum on it
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>>677892903
444 get.
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>>677892903
555 get
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>>677887335
go to the doctor you filthy cuck
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>>677887335
Take it off completely with some plier, with one pull.
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>>677892903
666 get
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>>677888166
REROLLL
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Scrape the fuck out of your asshole until it's severely bloodied, shove it in, push it out or dig it out, then eat it you dirty slut.
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>>677888211
Reroll
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Nothing
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take it off and eat it
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Remove toe nail and super glue it to other toe nail
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>>677888166
rollin for dis
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Take the nail off, drench in H2O2, webm it.
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Go to a doctor, you fucking idiot.
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>>677887335
Rip it off by a means of your choosing. Repost results with the tool you used, your toe and the nail with a dated time stamp.
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>>677887335
cut off toe
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>>677887335
This is now a gore thread
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>>677894336
reroll
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take it of with a blender!!! yayy!
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>>677894336
>>677894441
reroll
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>>677894441
Almost.
Rolling for this >>677894326
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>>677894263
i'll roll for this
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>>677894336
>>677894441
>>677894525
damn it
2 out of 3 every time
reroll
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>>677888166
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Staple it back to your toe
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>>677892903
the chance for rollin a trips is 1/1000 good luck
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>>677894326
Still rolling for this.
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>>677894336
>>677894441
>>677894525
>>677894646
last three of this post will have two 7s
and reroll
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>>677892903
come one hoping for the 1/1000 chance
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>>677894750
Nice math, faggot
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Pry it off with the claw of a hammer and then eat it.
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eat it!
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>>677894326
And again.
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>>677894717
Rolling
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>>677887335
GO TO THE FUCKING PODIATRIST
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>>677894814
Reroll
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Nail in penis eye
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>>677892903
>>677894861
for an 8 per say its a 1/10 chance
for an 88 its 1/10 x 1/10 (1/100)
for an 888 its 1/10 x 1/10 x 1/10 (1/1000)
faggot
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>>677894889
dayum, so close
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hit it with a hammer, hit it fucking hard
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>>677895055
>>677892903
and a quads is 1/10000 its very simple actually
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>>677894889
fuck!....
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>>677894326
Last fucking time.
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>>677891891
re-roll
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Toe in live blender
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cut off the whole toe
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Light it on fire!
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At this point you should probably cut off your whole foot...
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