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Ask a guy who is gonna kill himself tonight anything
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>>677879550
What caliber?
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How's your last day on earth going?
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Why are you killing yourself?
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take some pics of you slitting writs with time stamp
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>>677879550
How big is your cock? Can we see?
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What pills are those?
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Time stamp
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No matter what you hear from people, you know deep down this is a bad idea. You get one shot to live life. I was going to go out a similar way, jack and xanax. I ended up falling asleep on my couch and came to my senses.

Sold all my shit, cut ties with people. Moved across the country. Fucked up a bit. Slept on the beach. It was the best thing I could have done.

Don't give up, man. Shit's never that bad, literally. Only have one shot at life. Good luck, don't do it.
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>>677879550
Why wait til that's tonight? I bet you Fuck it up like everything else In life.
Bet you don't do it. Faggot.
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Do you like the suicidations?
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Op not replying
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>>677879550
post that dick/vagina or even an ass so we can always remember you!
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What is the reason you have decided to end your life?
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>>677880063
Listen to him, OP, this is a wise person.
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>>677879550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAApJ1nHX2w
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Time stamp
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Can you make pics of you suicidated?
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live stream it?
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>>677879550
Pills are unsuccessful around 90% of the time.

FYI
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>>677879550
>with 2mg chewable clonazepam.

Good luck with that one mate
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>>677879550
Tits/dick/pussy/ass and time stamp
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>>677880063
This.
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>>677880063
This is exactly the right thing to say and hear right now OP. Godspeed wherever you end up.
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>>677879998
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Tits or GTFO
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>>677880574
kek
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Don't do it. Just don't. It's not the solution.
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>>677879550
How did you come to this conclution?
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>>677880440
>>677880620
Now the nudes!
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>>677880740
i know i feel shit
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>>677880782
Dick or GTFO!
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Don't do it!
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>>677880550
these are sons of American men from Iraq/afgan wars being killed like this right? very sad.
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>>677880826
Have no friends, going bad in college, I'm so alona that I don't even said a word to anyone once a week. I don't find anything that passionates me like 5 years ago. Don't have anything or anyone to live for. This is it.
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>>677880948
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>>677880574
yep
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Something to mind fuck you while OP never will reply
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Have you been putting much plan in this?
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>>677879550
Dude OP wait wait.... don't do this...

Live stream it first lol
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If I survived 200 ml of methadone on xanax, you won't die faggot
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You are going to need more than that faggot. Go big or you are just an attention-seeking female.
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Now seriously, can you show tits please?
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How, and also why are you killing yourself? Also, people aren't nice isn't a valid reason, you can do better than that.
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>>677879991
Clonazapem, it says it right on it genius.

Honestly OP, I doubt ~20mg of benzos and some liquor is going to kill you. Maybe if you pass out on your back and choke on your own vomit
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>>677881336
It would be boring. I'll just fall sleep and stop breathing.
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OP dial this number.
1 (800) 273-8255
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>>677881136
You have yourself to live for, anon. You're worth more than anyone else in the damn world. Toy around more with exercising, learn new things and take some classes, talk to new kinds of people. Keep your mind open. Throwing away life is so wasteful. You're better than that.
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Really your still in college and you want to kill yourself come on you have so much life ahead of you, don't throw it away your way to young!
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>>677881136
Life is always changing. Go take a trip to asia and explore the world. There are tons of fags but tons of cool people out there.

Better to make that "risk" than cement your future by offing yourself.
Sell all of your shit, buy a plane ticket and explore. You can do it for cheap and find jobs along the journey. A friend addicted to heroin did this exact thing to shake the lifestyle and hasn't turned back since.
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Think it over a few days first.
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>>677881471
Well do some Slitting of the wrist maybe some mutalation so You will be remembered and put on a good show so you wont die a faggot OP
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>>677881136
Same im joining the navy, hopefully something in me will change
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>>677879991
Not OP here.
14mg(7*2mg) of Clonazepam. Not nearly enough to kill, you, even with any liquor in that bottle.
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Stream it please
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>>677879550
bequeath me money plz
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>>677879550
can you stream it pls?
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>>677881191
thank you bro, i feel like a horse now
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Suicide is a cowards act. Think of all of the cool shit you could do.

Like the song "live like you were dying". Maybe at the end of your journey you will see that life is worth it
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>>677879550
Plz stream
Pariscope if on phone
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>>677879550
Do you like spicy wings, buffalo wings or honey garlic. If you like buffalo, do you dip them in blue cheese?
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>>677880573
Don't they pretty much just leave you in vegetable mode as well?
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Goodnight Sweet Prince
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Isn't sex worth living for?
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>>677879550
OP to do yourself in record yourself just swallowing your whole medicine cabinet don't be stingy with your medicine your gonna die anyways don't be a pussy
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>>677881897
Then dick or GTFO!
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Dont be a dumb ass if you are serious get some help or go talk to someone. I would suggest not getting suggestions from 4chan.....
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Maybe you are in a life not right for you. Maybe the college life isn't what your heart wants and needs.

What is something you've always wanted to do or see or experience? Go do it anon. I have a kid and can't go anywhere. Let me live vicariously through you?
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>>677880063
Not everyone wants to sleep on the beach and get rid of things they've grown attached too
Not everyone has the same idea of true happiness
Not everyone wants to live in THIS life
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>>677881971
no but they usually fuck your intestine and liver
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>>677879550
What are you doing later?
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>>677881899
It's not about what I could do. It's about how I'm feeling now. Lonely, so lonely... I'm not studying till next semester so my life resumes in wake up, try to live in the less paifull way and try to sleep. Repeat. It doesnt' worth.
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>>677879550
Could you reconsider?

You only have one life.
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>>677882108

You must be new here.
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>>677881897
You're welcome
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>>677881216

the angle of the bottom of the two pieces are not the same but change as the pieces slide into position. Old trick. Yawn.
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>>677882108
" I would suggest not getting suggestions from 4chan....." you just cancelled yourself out
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>>677879550
can i see your dick
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I don't think you really want to die.
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>>677881136
Bullshit dude.
Then why not go hobo, try crack and mescalin, smear yourself in feces and yell at pigeons, enrich your perception before cancelling it.

Go live some, then suicide by cop in a fake suicide bombing at mcdonalds, tits and timestamp faggot.
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>>677882182
OP you have to talk to people. You have to REALLY talk to people. Find people you can open up to who will open up back.

If you can do it on this hell of a website, you can do it IRL.
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If you give in never go quietly.

Use your life a sword of vengeance. Take a gun and walk into a Scientology church or some shit and go out blazing.

Make your end worth it.
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>>677882037
Like fr live stream you swallowing every pill in your entire house hold eat all the pills in your cabinet like clean out every last bottle of Tylenol and Xanax and pain killer swollow it all but be sure to live stream it cuz it gonna be funny asf
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>>677882182
Change how you are feeling. Change your surroundings. Life has more than what you are going through and it's all yours if you give it a chance and seek it.
I'm lonely too and think about killing myself sometimes but then you are solidifying not being happy and making sure there is no chance. Where are you from anon?
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>>677879550
have you ever cut yourself on all of that edge?
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>>677879550
I hope it isn't too late for this question.

Why are you such a faggot?
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OP are you really an hero?
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>>677882182
Go out and make some friends then you lazy bastard and maybe you won't be lonely anymore
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Can I analy rape your grandma while pointing gun towards your parents ?
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>>677882425
Yeah. Dick or GTFO!
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>>677882575
Back me up 4chan
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Are u dead? If ypu are dead writte :"rufus"
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>>677882669
How do you cut yourself on an edge? Like the edge of a cliff...how would that cut someone?
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happy stuff
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Can I have your stuff?
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>>677882769
Fuck off faggot. Karma will come and get you one day for what you do.
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>>677882054
ok, first time was funny, now its just embarrasissing. idiot.

>>677881951
wtf? you and this whole thread is such a stupid piece of shit. cant believe how some people spent their time.. fucking subhumans
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>>677882517
I tried mescaline on a crack binge once friend said I should down a beer so I chugged a budweiser and went outside it was meh
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>>677879550
do you enjoy ramen noodles?
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>>677882974
If you stopped giving that dog food because you were so poor you could barely feed yourself, he would leave you. If you die, he will eat you. In a sense, these are good things, but ultimately that dog has no feelings towards you.
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This seal is patiently waiting for you to come back to the force. Stay away from the dark side anon
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>>677879550

I was thinking the same about an hero tonight but you should maybee cut your wrist too just to make it clear
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I know it's difficult, but the fact is, awesome things in life don't come from easy answers. Working towards the difficult goals is always more rewarding in the end. Just ask anyone who's conquered what you're feeling. Part of that is making yourself socialize. It has to be a conscious decision you make. I did it the other day. I decided I wasn't going to be lonely, because fuck it. I want to feel good. Took me a couple of years, but I already feel better and I'm meeting people.
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rufrus
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>>677882164
My mom takes then and drinks all the time, she going to die?
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OP, Do you even cut yourself?
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>>677881136
If you honestly think there will never be another day that you smile, go for it. If you think there is the smallest chance of another happy day, chase that day a little longer. I watched my dad fight cancer to the death with no chance of winning, honestly it may have been easier on us if he gave up. If that's your situation, go for it. If you are just in a rough patch, chase the good day and you will catch it.
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stream ?
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>>677883124
Bullshit fag. Doge love man
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>>677883058
Don't you dare criticize the way I live my life. Am I justified to criticize you for being so selfish and denying OP passage to what he wants most? Denying him advice, and trying makes things go YOUR way? You're trash
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>>677883249
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>>677883332
ye
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>>677879550
Why are you boring us? Post nude pics of your mom.
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>>677879550
Dont kill you bro ther's someone who loves you and will miss u
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>>677883067
Then you got bad shit, get better shit and take more.
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If you're posting on 4chan, a small part of you still wants something. What can I do for you, /b/ro?
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>>677883124
Uh huh. Do go on
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>>677879550
Whiskey and ExLax? You're going to shit yourself to death?
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OP IS JILL
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>>677883652
Ayy lmao!
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The last thing you will experience is crushing panic as your survival instinct kicks in.
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Live stream pl0x
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All of you edgelords go to www.bestgore.com and check the gruesome shit there. After you get your dose of reality you may change your mind
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>>677883543
I know lol this was wayy back when I was a teen I've done enough psychs to sink a ship since then might as well retry mescaline if I can get some again
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>>677883379
Dude we know you aren't shit OP but for the beinfitof 4chan do something badass and live stream
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OP here. Already 14mg and about the get the bouttle empy. Feeling wierd.
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>>677879550
i really don't think you should an hero right now.
that being said, if you are gonna, then stream it.
>ONCE AGAIN, i'm saying you shouldn't do it.
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>>677883999
Trips check'd.
But I'm pretty sure everyone's been to bestgore.
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>>677883848
Exactly why I haven't done it yet....or maybe I just suck. I tried toaster in tub, but forgot the three prongs. I had a gun to my head, couldn't pull the trigger. Tried to dehydrate myself, I kinda had an epiphany after that one. i think if people want to commit suicide, they should dehydrate themselves. Gives them time to think about if it's worth it.
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>>677884012
Take a heroic dose
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>>677884169
noooo!
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And another one down and another one bites the dust
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>>677884169
You are probably gonna throw up and fall asleep soon.
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>>677884357
no
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>>677884169
Youre arent going to die, youre just going to end up in the hospital with a pumped stomach or at worst organ failure, which they can "regenerate".
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Except for a rare exception, all suicide threads are fake.

>I'm gonna hero.
>Nothing you say will stop me.
>Won't stream because he doesn't have a cam/doesn't know what site to go to/or doesn't know how to cam.
>Lot's of bullshit back and forth comments.
>OP abandons thread and becomes yet another faggot.
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>>677879550
Can I have your puters and HDs?
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>>677884476
Eat your whole supply of pills dipshit
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>>677884476
Or as a vegetable.

Maybe he needs the shock.
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say location
where you are
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>>677884597
And we all know NOBODY likes vegetables.
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>>677884720
Kenya
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>>677884809
Kill yourself
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>>677884476
Like I said, I live a alone, no one will care if a don't appear for weaks. Yeah maybe I will die choking on my own vomitd half conscious but it will make it's job
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Op here yall got trolled. Lol trips checked
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>>677879550
That's how you're gonna try?
Have fun waking up getting your stomach pumped and spending a couple weeks in the psych ward.
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>>677884169
i Dont know if i should wish you luck

>Farewell beloved OP
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>>677879550
dont kill yourself, it's a selfish and cowardly act and if you wait it out you'll feel better. Go to the gym, get a real job, go hiking, etc. Lose your bad habits. Replace them with good ones like homework or smoking bud.
sauce: brother an hero'd when i was 10
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>>677884476
How's he gonna end up on a hospital? He has no friends dumbass. And not everyone lives wth their moms and not everyone has co workers that will go to their house if they don't show up for work. OP will die if he's alone. You can do it, OP. Just keep drinking. The best odds are you chocking on your vomit. heres what you do
Hold your breath
Tie a bag around your head
Tie your hands together (use those zip ties. and tie your hands around a pole or something of similar shape in an ackward shape as to not allow your head to be able to get near your hands)
Exhale and inhale rapidly
???
Profit!
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>>677884899
You'll wake up tomorrow feeling stupid, but let's say you die and these are your last words, watcha want to say?
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Kill an ask that is going to guy himself anything
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>>677885011
Dubs of truth
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>>677884973
So what would you recommend? I just want to end this the fastest, painless and usefull way possible
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>>677884899
Well goodluck
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>>677884899
Just because you live alone, doesn't mean that you will die. Most people survive attempts like these. Go to the hospital
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>>677884340
What would you consider a heroic dose?
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>>677885120
I am a loser who made the roller coaster operator stop the coaster before the ride was over because I'm a pussy
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With clonazepam and booze? well you can try it with those but not going to die lmao
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>>677885250
5 grams
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>>677885128
Kek
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Kill a guy that is going to ask himself anything tonight
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Write a note explaining how being dead is your sexual identity.
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>>677885300
Well, dubs confirm, ut is that all you want to tell the world before you die?
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>>677885300
This whole time.
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>>677885492
Yes
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Kill ask ask guy guy guy guy anything ask anything tonight guy kill ask ask
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>>677879550
First off, it ain't gonna work.

Second off, you're either an absolute faggot and I salute for doing this or you are what I hope you are. A waste. Or atleast a person who thinks they are.
OP, be productive with your death. Don't kill yourself, get killed. We have brothers facing death over in Syria. We have people among us being silenced. Brother, if you have nothing to live for and are sick of fighting to live, live to fight. Stop being a faggot, and go out there! Money? Sex sells, and if you really don't care about life, you don't care about taking it in the ass. Use that cash to buy a one way ticket to whatever hell you choose, and die fighting. If you're going to take a bullet, don't let it be your own.
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>>677885510
you mean samefag, right
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>>677885300
/thread
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Anything tonight guy ask kill ask ask ask ask kill anything
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>>677885300
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>>677885790
Idk if they are the same. Just some fags. Let me know if you have more info on them
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>>677885510
>>677885790
well, if you did...
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