>>677877550

www.FagsHoldingCash.com

>>677877550
Dont start a buisness. Use that money to buy mercs in a some poor south anerican country. Then slowy grow your power and unite everyone in said small country to fight against another country. Eventually you will own all of south america. What you do from there is up to you.

>>677877550
Ive always wanted to open a franchise mc D's or something .. shits gotta be easy to run and probably make a decent living

>>677877550
software development

>>677877972
Kek.


Try drugs

>>677877972

I wanna start my own thing with unlimited possibility to expand. Owning a franchise store is essentially working for someone and getting a bit of the profit. I mean, you wouldn't do shit because you'd hire a general manager but still, if anything I want to own my own franchise operation.

>>677877972
being a cooperate cuck sounds no fun

>>677877972
having to deal with lazy high school employees and ignorant customers isnt worth it

>>677878065

I have no software development skills plus I lack the creativity to make shit that people actually want.

>>677877550
a questroom, those do well

Open a whorehouse. Just don't go in the hole.

>>677877861
I thought I was the only person who thought of this

>>677877550
take a shit

OP here.

To appeal to the recreational market, because I'm in a upper-middle class of SW Florida, I was thinking a paintball league/shop.

But on the other hand, I could try and open a day care with super low prices for the lower income neighborhoods.

save up for to buy property

>>677877550
Poo in loo

>>677878543
>a questroom, those do well

awat

>>677877550
Join a good network marketing company. Do your research to avoid those shitty scams or small marketshare companies, and get to work building an empire.

>>677877550
fuck niggers

>>677877972
The real problem with opening a McD's franchise is that it takes roughly $1.4m to open and you don't see any actual profits for about 5 years.

Pair that with the downward spiral McD's has been on since everyone has started to care about what they eat and profits are sinking rapidly.

Would not advise.

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another christian camp that converts gays to straight edgy autists. You can be the first customer too!

>>677879032

Fuck selling food.

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>>677877550
one that provides a lucrative income

donation to the me foundation

I can double your money in 1 year. I jist need a secure form of identification. How about your credit card or social security number

>>677878719
Maybe you should open up a driving school so you can teach everyone in Florida how to not drive like complete shit.

>>677877550
Open a carwash. Profits from these, at least in the northern US are VERY good. Salt/Calcium Chloride will ruin the underside of cars if people don't wash them regularly in the winter.

>>677877550
penis puppetry

>>677879032
this.

software?

>>677879102
Or how anout a reverse conversion camp? Go in straight, come out gay. All money comes from the wallets of your victums when you kidnap them

>>677879260
ba-dum-tis

>>677877550
help fund my sports talk show please, every little bit counts towards making our dream come true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh7iZwJjHyE

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>>677879032
you're an idiot. there's a 3 year wait to open a McDiesel franny and they pay most of the start up costs. You just have to give them your first born and a huge fucking franchise fee every month for eternity.

>>677878813
it's like a role playing adventure for a team of people. my friend owns a franchise in a certain state, he's about to open his third one

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>>677879475
genius except you can probably turn them into gay hookers and pimp them out for bank.

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When I retire, I'm going to open up a small little produce shop that buys fresh from the local farm. Every morning, I'll wake up at 5, purchase from the farm, and set up my little market with my wife. We'll see the regulars, make a bit of small talk. We'll see new people, both locals and from out of town. And at the end of everyday, I'll bring a portion of my product to the local food pantry, where I'll delightfully donate my time and money to feeding the less fortunate.

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>>677877550

You could start a high-quality fingerbox business. Don't resell those cheap, chinese-made ones where the retractor springs break and cause injuries. Instead, invest in quality and make the cast-iron style that old timers used to use.

Start a cult. Would probably be pretty fun for a while, and when it stops being fun, feed them some delicious kool-Aide and promise them paradise.

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>>677879937
nominated for sweetest thing written on /b/ in 2016

>>677878222
>>677878719

Refer to >>677878817
Potential to expand on a global scale and build a residual income stream.

>>677879664
The franchise fee to open your business is to have $1.4m in liquid assets. You won't make up that money in profits until an average of 5 years of doing business. For the first 5 years, you're basically working to make your ROI.

>>677879937
Nice way to earn yourself a one way ticket to hell

>>677877550
Selling weapons is a growth industry these days. Combine it with "spy shop" securit6 gear and appeal to the antigovernment, prepper trend these days.

>>677877550
Get a real estate license and sell houses and shit on the side. You make 3% per house

Look into transportation of goods. Buy a truck if you have enough cash. You will make shit ton of money.

>>677877550
> The Shitty Kitty Kat House

>>677879916
The plan just gets better and better. OP, time to invest

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>>677880202
liquid assets required $500,000 faggot

https://www.franchisehelp.com/franchises/mcdonalds/

>>677880323
>and shit on the side. You make 3% per house

theres like 58k licensed gun dealers in the us. i can drive 5 minutes to like 8 different gun shops around me.

>>677880533
we don't need OP, you have dubs.

>>677879664
Which they won't even consider you unless you're worth 1 mil.
I'd advise a subway at lest until you start making money, requirements are about half of a McD.

>>677877972
>business
>easy

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>>677880755
please review my post above >>677880664
$0 net worth required faggot.

>>677880071
> Nice Nail retard did you stick it under a running lawn mower. Your autistic

going to look into the day care.

could undercut rates like hell where i am.

>>677877550
fetanyl dealer

>>677877550
What ever one you can actually buy with a $100.00 bill and $100.00 in one dollar bills

>>677880712
So? When a fucking McDonald's franchise is being discussed, pretty sure uniqueness isn't a requirement.

What matters is his local market. And of all the gun stores I've been to, I've never seen that particular combination of products. It would match the zeitgeist.

>>677877550
If in a decent sized urban area try a laudromat

24hrs is even better
Dont skimp out for shitty machines either
Invest in nicer higher quality ones and give the image that this is not the place for niggers or spics to wash

Then charge 4 bucks a wash but free dry cycle
Thatll get people thinkin theyre saving money while youre makibg profit

At most youre looking at 46k startup and thats in Los Angeles County where wastewater certs are rediculous

Start seeing major profits in about 1.5years max

Just dont make your shit close to sawtelle LA,CA or ill have my fuckin goons tear up your shit

>>677879937
>Then you wake up

concrete company. shit is fucking expensive and you can hire mexicans to do all the work.

>>677878719
Fort Myers beach reporting in, do it please

>>677879937
How do you expect to turn a profit? What stops your customers from buying from the same farm you do to avoid paying extra at your shop?

>>677877550
gay brothel

>>677877550
blowjob delivery service

>>677881269

Like I said, I can drive 5 mintues to about 8 different gun stores. And regardless, there's like 12x the ammount of gun shops in the US than there is McDonalds.

I'm not too concerned about uniqueness I'm interested in effectiveness. I want to reap in the profits with a fucking rake by the time I'm 35.

Invest in transmedics. They created a machine that keeps hearts warm and pumping while in transport for surgery, it's better than the ice coolers that are used now and will likely become the primary method for preserving hearts

>>677880896
That's minimum requirement.
They won't consider you for bare minimum unless you can nail down prime real estate in a market that's been expanding like crazy.

>>677881536
>beach reporting in, do it please
im in cape

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>>677880323
>invest in a trend

>>677877550
Dead fetus restaurant. Tell people that eating those young cells will help them age less.

Also dead fetuses are cheap. Trust me, I'm a dead fetus.

>>677882210
Set up shop in a red state.
Sales will be decent always and will skyrocket every time a democrat takes office
>Goin take mah gunz way