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Tell us about your homeland
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>>677875551
I'm rich and soulless apparently
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>>677875748
I live in DFW, too.
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>>677875748
As am I.
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>>677875551
May as well be Mexico is a pretty nice place to live in
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I live in Lubbock. Literally flat and nothing all around.
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>>677876227
But I like it here despite the nothingness
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>>677876156
If you have the money
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>>677875551
It's great.
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>>677875551

I'm in Massachusetts, I love it here.

Boston's a great, clean, safe city.

People are generally smart, well-educated.

There isn't much in the middle.

On the western end is mountains with hippies and rich transplants from NYC.
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Lots of snow
Everyone is drunk
Nobody talks to you unless drunk
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Full of Muslims
Not supposed to be
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Edge of the Lubbock/Austin stripes and whatever the fuck the light green is
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>>677875551
Fucking mosquitos man. I'm from setx
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>>677875551
There's green things everywhere, our exports are dairy and pine, and movie film locations.
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I live in PA and it's boring as shit but at least it isn't near Mexico
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Gold Coast Australia
Where despite the sun and beaches, there are a hell of a lot of bitches with tans as fake as their tits. And of course, using words with more than 3 syllables they think you're "really smart".
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El Paso here. Boring as shit
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>>677878103
Really? Is that just El Paso? Or is that all of Texas? I'm thinking of going there at some point.
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>>677875551

I live in marshall, It's a nice cozy smalltown in east texas, The only real problem here is flooding.
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>>677878230
I couldn't tell you about all of Texas but, El Paso is pretty boring. Restaurants are ass, no entertainment aside from looking at the mountains and desert, raves are alright but, other than that you're bored out of your mind.
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Orange is my homeland. Central Florida is best Florida
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>>677876937
Is that Cusco?
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We are not all Guidos.
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I live in London an I pray to the English Chanel to keep the 'refugees' away.
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>>677877456
>Boston
>People are generally smart, well-educated.

Kek
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I live near the "border" of Houston and Mosquitos. Gets terrible in the spring and summer. Weather here is hot one day cold the next and the rain is never consistent. I like it here though
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>>677879952
Hick central, and boring as fuck
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>>677875551
Hey op ever been to burkeville im not sure by looking at this map but it seems like you might live pretty close
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>>677875551
West Absolutely Nothing reporting in
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>>677880695
don't worry brother, the Thames will rise up and and clean out the filth, just sacrifice a goat and rub it's blood on your door in a cross, you will be spared, tell all the other natives
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>>677875551
Only North Dallas is souless rich people. East dallas people are cool. And FW is cowboy town.
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>>677881349
I'm in Kermit! Where are you Anon??
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Might as well be mexico is right. I know as a citizen of the republic of the Rio Grande. Vaminos!
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My home state is Ohio. It's flat and green and the weather is so-so. My town was industrial but past its prime.

My current home state is Nevada. it's sunny and windy, and there are more churches per square mile than I can count. Here in Las Vegas there doesn't seem to be any zoning laws on the northwest end so there's a cluttered clash of developed housing projects and horse ranches.
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TN. West is shitty and full of niggers. Middle is less shit and has less niggers. East is beautiful and you wont find niggers unless your looking for em.
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>>677881413
May UKIP bless your soul, brethren.
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>>677875551
Hey op m8 what town you in?
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>>677878230
Texas is about as big as all of france
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>>677881746
Grapevine
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>>677878230
It would be tolerable if the drug prices weren't artificially high. Seriously fuck this place.
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>>677877456
I live in central mass
Boston has some great areas but there are still many niggers and idiots. Also the state as a whole is too liberal.
>On the western end is mountains with hippies and rich transplants from NYC
True
>There isn't much in the middle
There's a lot, it's just not all so close together, because it's not a city.
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>>677881210
i have no idea where that is
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>>677882056
Isn't that where that guy dressed up as Santa on Christmas morning and killed is whole family?
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Southwest Houston TX. On the junction of 59 south and the beltway. I like it. Houston is a big city lots to eat and plenty of bitches to fuck. Been here all my life.
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>>677882131
Are they high? I've lived here all my life so i didn't notice.
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>>677881923
There is a town in Texas called "Paris" too.
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>>677881675
im from west plz help niggers are everywhere
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>>677882479
And they have a smaller version of the Eiffel Tower with a cowboy hat on it!
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>>677882405
no, its where that pedophile from florida who was being transferred to arizona used his glasses as a shank and got away in shakles
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Nevada, weather is fucked in spring, blizzards one day and summer heat the next. Generally nice people, but can get getto as fuck.
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>>677882479
there's also palestine
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>>677882504
Me too man, it fuckin sucks
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>>677882415
Compared to Austin, SA, and other places yes.
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>>677882737
Haven't heard about that yet.
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>>677875551
Sulphur Springs checking in!!
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>>677882950
he charged some cops by some scenic road near where i lived and was shot and killed
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>>677875748
same
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>>677883175
> scenic road
> grapevine

wut? lol
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>>677877468
Alaska
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alcohol
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H-town area here, Dickinson actually
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>>677883366
shits scenic yo
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>>677877456
Fuck you, faggot

Sincerely,
Anon from NH
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>>677883612
Well I admit thats about as scenic as it gets in DFW lol
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>>677883769
we have a lake
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>>677880307
can attest to the accuracy of this map
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>>677875551
San Angelo, Absolutely Nothing checking in.

We're that town with dozens of sheep statues everyfuckingwhere. (sanangelosheep.info if you don't believe me.)
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Fucking mosquitos. Beaumont tx/ Bridge city.
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>>677876227
My hometown. Say hello to the dirt for me.
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>>677883612
Cockwall (rockwall) fag dawg, shit's pretty scenic.
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>>677880307
Pretty much Alabama reporting in
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It's a nice place. You actually see the fucking seasons here, and they look like:

>Winter is an absolute bitch every fucking year, and turns the nice, sunny place into Alaska
>Spring is not cold or hot, and you see the plants, trees, and flowers bloom.
>Summer is hot, but beautiful and nice
>Fall is beautiful. Early fall can make this place a great film location for a romance movie

The people are generally chill, but there are still plenty of fucktards.

It has a small, but nice environment, with a nice, little coast, mountains that are both small and large, and forests that go for miles. As a result of this environment, it is generally rural, but has cities.

This place is called New Hampshire!

WE ARE THE MASTER RACE IF US STATES, NIGGERS!
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>>677875551
st louis sucks cock, thats it. dont get shot.
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>>677877456
>safe city
I assume you're not a marathon runner.
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>>677879952

anything north of west palm sucks save for parts of Orlando

south FLA FTW
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>>677875551
north houston for work - spring. I live in the sticks in montgomery though. love it out here. sam houston national forest is a five minute drive
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Queensland

>nobody give a fuck about north queensland
>Bundaberg is the cut off for fucks given
>only cared about because of the sugar and rum industries.
>% white population stays the same across the state
>as you leave brisbane the % asian and muslim population drop and the abbo's appear
>fuck this country

Also do you guys get Bundaberg Rum in America and stuff? I allways wanted to know
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>>677877919
The Amish might as well be Mexicuns
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Live in htown. Fuckin hate it. Hate america 2
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DMV area
Most are entitled upper middle class assholes who think they have more money and power than they actually do, while they are up to their eyeballs in debt.
Because its the DC metro area, big melting pot of some decent foreigners, except for all the fucking indians in their jeans and flipflops letting their kids run around like its a fucking flea market.
Spoiled children because the nanny can't tell them "no" for fear of being fired.
Overpriced and overcrowded, 3/10 only come if you need a job and don't want a life outside of work
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>>677887241
Leave.
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Maine. Its fucking cold.
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>>677875551
>St. Louis area:
>north city = black shit
>south city = half white shit, half black shit
>central west end = decent
>north county = black trash
>south county = white trash
>west county = rich trash
>any other area = meth
>all areas = heroin
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>>677886633

nice trip dubs

Only time I've had bundaberg it was here in the US but belonged to my Aussie friend so honestly no idea but shit was good, blacked out hardcore
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>>677888298
Where you live in maine bro? Used to live round there
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We are #Cruzmissle now
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>>677875551
Fort Worth here.. apparently soulless cause not rich
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>>677875551
214 fag with a majority of family in Laredo, San Antonio and Austin.

This is so true.
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I hate my state.
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>>677886633
That are some nice digits

I suppose I should clarify I don't like in Bundaberg I am on the Sunshine Coast. About 2 hours away from Brisbane so a really healthy mix of muslims asians and abbos.
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>>677879952
Broward boyz
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kobane of Kurdistan here
My town was owned by ISIS for awhile
I will not be going back
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>>677887241
go allahu ackbar yourself
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>>677881675
I live in nashville it s full if hipster faggots otherwise its fine
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>>677881454
Fuck the cowboys
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>>677875748
Well, I guess I am souless at least.
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>>677877468
Finland
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>>677875551

Lawls, I am 60k in debt and only make 40k a year. But apparently I am rich and soulless
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>>677881675
I've a question for you, would you consider Chattanooga a part of Georgia or Tennessee?

I mean, Georgia is supposed to end like, right in Chattanooga, but it doesn't because people don't know how to draw.

I'm not sure what to think, having lived in Rossville and born in Chattanooga.
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>>677882406
The only people in TX who actually like Houston are people from there. Anyone from TX will tell you Houston sucks.
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>>677875551
H-Town.
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>>677876387
No such thing as Palestine
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>>677875551
214 fag with family in Laredo, Austin and San Antonio. This is very true.
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Amarillo...so...yeah.
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Gruene reporting in. H Town sucks swampy balls.
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>>677875551
>Socialist People's Republic of Northern [State]
Guess the State.
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Liverpool, England
City with a bad rep live in a nice part of it
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>>677875551
Currently in San Antonio, grew up near Medina Lake. Map is accurate.

The Hill Country is nice to visit but it's just trees for days. I'm glad I'm in the city now.
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>>677885201
Concho Valley Country Club is gorgeous Texbro.

Austin here.
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>>677892733
>Austin

How long?
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>>677875551
Curiously, do you need to know Spanish in Southern Texas?
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>>677875748
Yup me too i guess
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>>677891786
What partof the 214?
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>>677892701
I love forests and mountains. Sometimes city life is so overwhelming.
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>>677893010
Close to Downtown. Greenville Ave.
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Ohio Breakdown:

NE: Pretty much a Canadian territory with the exception of Cleveland being a giant ghetto with some art museums.
NW: Michigan-Lite
Central: Columbus. Metropolitan. Pretty much a hub.
SW: Cincinnati/Dayton. Can't decide if it wants to be suburban/urban or a redneck annex of Kentucky.
SE: Basically not even a part of the state. Coal country, rednecks. Basically just part of West Virginia. Rebel flags and country music.
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>>677878103
You know/seen Omar Rodriguez?
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>>677875551
Burque NM is great! Besides the heroin and meth addicts. Everyone and everything else is cool though. Besides the drivers, and criminal scum. Ok, it kinda sucks...
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>>677893023
Oh, it's really scenic and nice, don't get me wrong. I spent whole summers just hiking and exploring. But eventually you feel like you've seen everything in the area, and then it's just trees.
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Give it a guess.
>hipsters
>coffee
>mountains
>more mountains
>trees
>mountains
>lakes
>prairies
>did i say mountains?
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>>677893431
I get you. I need some time away from D-Town.
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>>677893460
Oregon or Washington.
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>>677875551
Hill country... absolutely nothing?

And we're not all soul less
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My homeland, I mean my fatherland, almost took over the world twice. If you believe the fiction, we almost saved the world from dealing with Jews too
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>>677875748
This
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>>677893460
washington faggot.
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>>677893665
>>677893747
Colorado. The key was not putting "no oceans" in my clues.
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>>677893178
This is just wrong. Ohio is based. You must be a bitter fuck. Cleveland and Cincy are great cities. Columbus is based. Nothing about Toledo says "Michigan". The southeast is just rural. It's the foothills of the Appalachian mountains. It's an industrial area on the river. Actually, if anything, everyone there considers it a suburb of Pittsburgh. That's only because of football.
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>>677893829
You said hipsters. If you had said stoners I would've said Colorado.
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>>677893968
Stoners? More like idiot losers.
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>>677893968
We got both here, and there are both there. Cheap weed and expensive coffee bring the worst people.
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>>677893829
since when is colorado known for coffee
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>>677894198
nigger have you been to any city here? every block has a cafe and a stoner shop.
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>>677892855

25 years.

Raised muh kids Texan.

Now I'm in Silicon Valley and it sucks balls. I make $170k a year and it ain't enough.

Santa Cruz is pretty chill though and great pot laws here. Rag heads in Silicon Valley. Fuck em
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>>677893460
Colorado.
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>Contributes nothing but federal workers and war monuments to the count
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>>677883655
>NH
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>>677893691

Nazis. I hate Nazis.

Texan here. Fuck Naziz punks
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>>677894426
i hate the bay with a fiery passion after living there for 2 years. that traffic is the most insane bullshit ever. all of the bay sucks though unless you make some insane salary. its a millionaires playground.
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>>677894692
DC?
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>>677894817
Close.
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>>677892459
Your city is basically Anfield surrounded by abandoned council houses.
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>>677894343
yeah but washington has starbucks.... people think coffee and seattle
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>>677894800

Word.
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>>677894967
we have starbucks too, i have 1 a half mile from my house, one another mile out, and another in the other direction.
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>>677891299
You're an idiot then. We are 2 hours from rivers, 30 min from the beach, 2 hours from matagorda (bad ass fishing) we have the best variety of foods. What the fuck more could you want?
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As an Austinite, I can confirm that this image is very accurate.
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>>677875551
Filled with these things
http://www.streamboobs.com/lovemeboys11/

Yuck
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>>677895344
>thinks being a wannabe port town is a valid reason to be proud of Houston.

The air is polluted, the skanks are ratchet, nobody can drive. It's like trying to mask the smell of dog shit with febreeze.
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>>677882767
vegas baby

good people that are always expecting the worst from everybody
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Originated in Poland born in Australia
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Potatoes
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>>677875551
Lived in Amarillo for a while when I was a kid, thought it was a pretty cool place. School sucked, teacher was a raging cunt.
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>>677875748
Katy so kind of soulless(?)
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>>677879952
anything north of broward and south of north florida is KYS county, asides from parts of Orlando.
SOFLO
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its highly rural and also very hippy but believe it or not there are some racists. the beer here is amazing and the dairy products too (cheeses) as well as the maple syrup to die for oh and the local honey. billboards are illegal in my state too. the mountains are great.. love the seasons the spring and summer and fall and winter are just like VERY much pronounced here ppl know winters in vt are cold but spring and summer are also like SUPER nice it gets SO green its amazing i love this place...
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>>677890219
Where are you now?
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>>677891489
http://www.cityofpalestinetx.com/
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>>677875551

It doesn't say what the light green is?
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>>677892897
Only if you go to the brown part. I was greeted in Spanish when I walked into a restaurant.
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>>677893691
k
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>>677880307
>Executives living in mansions driving Mercedes-Benzes

Yup, pretty accurate. And holy Christ, working in Edison:
>Indians
Absolutely, it's like fucking Calcutta there.
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>>677880307
They call it "The Garden State". Sure, if you're growing smokestacks.
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>>677898533
or used syringes
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>>677898686
Those too.
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El Paso is boring as fuck and may as well be Mexico.
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>>677899289
dont forget the meth
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>>677899289
don't forget niggers and spics. go to Lawton and see all the white womenz with a black man,
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>>677899532
This is accurate.
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>>677898533
>2nd largest state in blueberry production
>3rd largest in cranberries and spinach
>4th largest in bell peppers, peaches and lettuce

I know it's hard to understand, but Camden and Newark are actually not the entire state.
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>>677899585
was going to comment about it being a stupid American stereotype that Canadians are "socialists", which they definitely aren't by world standards.

But then I remembered that Windsor consistently votes NDP federally and provincially, so that is accurate on the map for Windsor
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>>677898987
El Paso is a piece of shit, shitty american culture mixed with the shitties kind of mexicans.
I live four hours to the south in Chihuahua.
It's decent... but there's lots of scum here too.
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>>677898987
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I live in Jizzconsin, with tea banger Scott Wanker!
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>>677900355
From my experiences, Windsor SE michigan are very similar.

Hockey, beer, and Tim Hortons are everywhere in both. Even the accent is similar.

Had a teacher in high school that drove from Canada to US everyday, seemed nice.
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>>677901086
That's cool.

And Windsor is a very blue-colour town. Not elitist type of liberals/socialists.

But, they seem to have the attitude that they used to be able to get a very well-paying union job without education or training in the auto industry, and now that some of those jobs are gone they think the government owes them to keep them in the lifestyle to which they became accustomed, so they consistently elect members of the social-democratic NDP to the provincial and federal parliaments.
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Why do US states have states.

Like for real, that is confusing as fuck
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>>677882406
From Austin, live in Houston, like it better. 77081 Represent. I'm the only one in my zip code who speaks English at home.

Can't stand liberal commie hippie treehuggers and fucking plebtier poorfag arts majors. I'm fucking up the planet drilling for oil and laughing all the way to the bank. Even at these depressed prices I still make more money than working in Austin.

This is my ranch home, there are many like it, but this one is mine.
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>>677901933
They're called counties, and they're an intermittent step between states and cities. They mostly just exist to collect taxes and maintain a rule of law higher than the cities but lower than state
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>>677901921
>But, they seem to have the attitude that they used to be able to get a very well-paying union job without education or training in the auto industry, and now that some of those jobs are gone they think the government owes them to keep them in the lifestyle to which they became accustomed, so they consistently elect members of the social-democratic NDP to the provincial and federal parliaments.

Pretty much what the auto unions have done State side. General response has been to send even more jobs to Mexico and South America.

My brother worked at Ford as an engineer for a while. He needed a screwdriver to tighten some equipment he was working on. Walked across the room to get one and would have been back in 10 seconds.

Instead some union piece of trash said he was taking someones job away by doing that and that they would have to call the guy in charge of tools.

Took an hour for my brother to get a screwdriver that was 10 feet away.

This is why I have little respect for modern unions. Expensive and inefficient.
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>>677891299
Houston doesn't suck, the niggers suck
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Nashville reporting
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>>677881675
901 reporting in. I've got niggers coming out my eyes.
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>>677902703
Meanwhile Toyota has good non-union jobs in the part of Ontario where I live.
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>>677901933
A lot of US states are larger than countries. Texas in particular is larger than France and Spain, and nearly twice the size of Germany.

You need something between the city and state levels for practical and municipal reasons.
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>>677876330
>>677876227
>>677885658


Lubbock here as well. Nothing to do here but drink and play videogames, but I would do that regardless so it's cool.
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Lived in two states all my life, both about half each.

>Indiana
>All of my friends were corn

>Tennessee
>Beautiful state, fucking terrible people
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>>677891264
Are you retarded.
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Here's an overview of Colorado, someone else needs to make an inset map for Denver and its suburbs.
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>>677903779
derp.
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>>677893956
Are you retarded? Lol. Southeast Ohio is literally Redneck Central. I live in Cleveland, I'm sorry its not that great of a city. Idk about Cincy.
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In Bastrop and work in Austin. Austin is ruined for me. Carpetbaggers from Cali came and fucked it all up. Endless hipsters and hipsters places. Everything is too crowded now and way too expensive to call home. Goddamn shame it is......
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>>677903566
>all of my friends were corn
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>>677903566
Well you could put them in the microwave and make popcorn the same way hitler did it to the jews.
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>>677903503
Australia is about the size of the US and doesn't have that kind of stuff.

We have cattle stations the size of some European states.
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>>677904377
If Austin was a country, it's main export would be mopeds, shitty festivals, and hippies
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>>677882819
No such country
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this is everything you need to know.
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>>677904736
It's mostly the result of Manifest destiny.
>>677905109
http://www.cityofpalestinetx.com/
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>>677904736
???
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Indiana white trash here
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>>677904377
tfw im a Californian who recently moved to Austin
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>>677879952
West Palm stronk
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I live in practically mexico, but I'm from the big thicket
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>>677905343
They are not used in any political sense.

Fuck most a lot of them are named after people.

Landsborough
Burnett
Napier
Forbes
Cooper
Hume

I mean what is really funny is Landsborough is a suburb in the sunshine coast. Not even in this state.
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>>677905763
This is all your fault
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San Francisco bay area

Heart of Darkness

On the roads, in the grocery stores, restaurants, clubs, etc.: People here are just generally shitty

I'm lucky to be living with my parents because a great, affordable education is very accesible here.

That being said, I also work full time and there is no way in hell i could ever afford the rent.


Looking forward to getting that BA and getting the hell out
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>>677905241
So basically Baltimore is a horrible, dangerous shithole?
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>>677875748
Southlake, no soul. Fuck it, I got my own pool.
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>>677906148
Nah, you can take responsibility for your own shithole.
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>>677880307

>perth amboy
>russian and polak
> Que?
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>>677875748
Same,mesquite fag here
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>MN
>Minneapolis is pretty much Portland lite. Everyone works at Target, Best Buy, Medtronic, owns a microbrewery, or is in advertising.
>Saint Paul is more like an old town, and for some fucking reason is split into like five piddly little municipalities
>North Minneapolis and East Saint Paul are the only places that can really be called a ghetto
>Duluth wants to be Minneapolis only with more drunk Indians
>Iron Range is lots of woods and a few interesting but depressed small cities full of surly but decent people who refer to Duluth as "the big city".
>southern MN is pig farms and cornfields, very similar to northern Iowa
>MN river valley is pretty and chill, I want to explore it more.
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>>677906860
I went to Southlake High School. Drugs, Drugs and more Drugs.
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>>677906148
These things breed in Austin, not California. The only thing we've done is boost the local economy
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>>677906940
Nigga you live here, it's yours too.
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>>677880307

>executives living in mansions
>fucking DOVER
I just realized how retarded this is.
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Pic related
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>>677906148
RIP in peace Leslie
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>>677879952
indeed, 813 reporting in
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>>677879952
Lived in South Florida all my life. Now spend most of my days running all over central Florida. I love the no traffic life
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>>677877456
Yo whassup my nigga
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>>677905931
You also have far less people, so less reason to use those subdivisions for municipal purposes. Australia is about the size of the US, but your population is about that of Texas.

Remember also that the US states were originally "states" in the countries sense, like those of the United Kingdom, loosely aligned under the banner of the US. This is especially true of places like Hawaii and Texas, which were preexisting countries that joined after the US was founded. Back then, "United States" was plural (i.e. "these United States"), and only after the Civil War did national identity become more cohesive.
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>>677907140
I'm not the transplant anon. Just a Californian tired of hearing everyone bitch and blame us for absolutely everything that goes wrong.
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>>677907700
come to Tampa

24/7 traffic jam
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>>677907486
if only faggot bike thong guy and his imitators would do the same
fuck being a kid riding your shit bike to school and have to bike a block back to not get flashed old man dick
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Kansas City is a beautiful girl.

You can see the sights, won't be subjected to violence unless you have shit luck (lived there 18 years, never got robbed or mugged once.)

Good people, hardworking people, diversity, it's got a great music scene and a wonderful natural world surrounding it. Camping, flint hills, hell, they have several colleges there and around 20 miles of it-- probably around 100 overall in the vicinity.

You have some homeless and shitty people, sure, but the kindness people showed me in Kansas City was paramount.

In short, I love KC. When the Royals won their first world series since the 80's, it was reported 800,000 people showed up the following Sunday for the parade, including me. There were so many people there, it was a sea of blue. Our cell phones stopped working from the amount of people. The grass was tromped all over, and the busses worked for 12 fucking hours to get people there and back. We had to commission school busses from neighboring school districts, and we got out of the bus and walked because traffic was at a standstill.

Pic related, it's the parade.

I love Kansas City so much guys. It's my true home. And I wish I wasn't so far away.
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>>677896185
Eagle fag reporting in
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From El Paso.

As far as Texas goes it's

Dallas/San Antonio/Austin > El Paso > The Rest
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>>677877456
Born and raised Bostonian heroin addict reporting in.

>Clean, safe city.

Dudley station is the cleanest.
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I'm a soulless rich people.
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>>677908299
das koo mane

nice dubs
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>>677875551
Ciudad Juarez, just another beautiful day...
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>>677908094
Makes sense.

Actually kinda cool the the remnants of the expansion is still alive and relevant in the US. I think just from reading the wiki page austrailia used them for land division pre computer age.
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>>677908199
Always blame the minorities/immigrants
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>>677908299
I didn't realise the mountains of Kansas City were so steep. Those people must be very brave to march up a sheer cliff face like that.
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>>677875748
Same
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>>677875748
Frisco represent. Yay.
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>>677877599
Earth
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>>677875551
Texas isn't a country faggot
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>>677908615
kek
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>>677908711
he's not implying it is, autist
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>>677877599
USA LMAO
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>>677886466
>Riviera beach
Literally worst nigger problem in the country.
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>>677877599
Germany?
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