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>>677859511

Why...why are you gay?

Why are you a gayman?

Why did you make that choice?

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Hello! Happy to see this thread! How was your day?

>>677859689
I'm not gay, I'm not a man, and homosexuality isn't a choice.

Good work.

>>677859511
can you prescribe anything online ?

>>677859748
Work was like war, but both sides were mentally retarded and had only heard of war via video games.

>>677859860
I can't prescribe anything period, I'm a psychologist, not a psychiatrist.

>>677859511
why do i often imagine being injured by knives/sharp objects

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>>677859673
I see your frog, and I raise you several salamanders

Why do I feel anxiety over every task, like school work, bank errands etc

>>677859961
Depends. Do you WANT to harm yourself, or do you merely have intrusive thoughts about it?

>>677859995
Because you have generalized anxiety disorder. Seek medical attention.

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>>677859878
I am sorry to hear that you had to battle wits with those who are on the lower end of the IQ levels. Here is a kitten giving a low five to make your day better

Did you learn anything today?

I believe i have borderline-personality disorder

what do?

>>677860193
Yes. Take three soups, not two when it's chicken noodle soup day.

>>677860246
See a doctor to get an actual diagnosis; self diagnosis is worthless.

>>677860086
I'm not quite sure. It ranges from having limbs cut off to just being stabbed in the stomach/tortured with knives. Just the thought. it doesn't disgust me, it seems like I'm 100% okay with the thoughts.

Do you tend to diagnose people randomly I.e. Your family. Does it give you a sense of power being able to look into mind

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>>677860328
Advice to live by! Included in this post is one of my favourite .gifs.

I am sure I have posted it before, but I lose everytime.

>>677860350
Then I would say it is merely intrusive thoughts; nothing to worry about. See a doctor if you start to get the impulse to actually DO such things.

See, your brain has entire circuits dedicated to running simulations on possible events, to make you able to deal with them. You probably are just experiencing that not being suppressed properly. Not really a big deal unless it moves to self harm.

>>677860481
I think you confuse psychology with magic.

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>>677859511
YOU ARE NOT A REAL PSYCHOLOGIST ASSHOLE.

>>677860610
Alright, thanks

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>>677860672
Prove it. You've made a claim, now actually prove it. Kind of sick of being told I'm not at this point, so either show actual proof I'm not or git out.

>>677860758
No problem. Feel free to contact me via email at [email protected] or come to these threads every day at 8AM or 7PM if they get worse or you need more help.

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>>677860555
Nice trips!

CAPTCHA: Lucky 1100

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>>677859511
I'm trying to figure out why some friends of mine keep avoiding me. I get along with most people, but I think I made a mistake with this group and was overly preachy. I probably didn't listen enough to them too. I think they are pretty cool, but they tend to exclude me from their group chats and activities alot and that makes me sad. Everyone I ask tells me I should stop trying to be friends with these people but I don't like quitting or giving up. I think Maybe my ego is in the way. I sometimes think I go back for humble pie, since it's hard to find people who dislike me as much as this group does and I like to maintain perspective. What I'd really like is to get along with these people. I've known them for years and we have years of baggage to let go of, and maybe they don't want to let go of why they dislike me. Even if I'm ready to move on and not participate in those behaviors, I want to respect their choice to still hold me accountable for what I've done. I just get frustrated because things years in the past keep getting in the way of having a happy peaceful future. If you'd provide some insight into my situation I'd appreciate it.

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>>677859511
>h-here

like i would talk to some jewish quack with a s-speech impediment. fuck off back to your oven.

>>677860610
I keked but no seriously I took psychology for A-level and you can start to read people's behavior, reactions and it gives you a sense of their thoughts/feelings etc. Do you not just observe those around you and make assumptions on how they act

>>677860913
How were you preachy?

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>>677860672
Settle down, sport. You're gonna hurt yourself. Remember the ruru's: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

>>677861006
I'm asian, try again.

>>677861008
I try very hard to keep my life separate from that unless people ask or are in mortal danger. It tends to cause less problems.

OP, I had posted a question in your thread this morning but there was a lot of nonsense posted so I think you may have accidentally overlooked it.

>>677861008
I watched, "Hollywood Medium", last night on tv, and that's exactly how he knew Jessica's grandmothers name was Sarah Jane and wanted her to just be happy and stay married to Steve. It was heart warming.

>>677861183
Ah I see thank you

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>>677861111
Lookit these fuckin' quads. Beautiful

>>677861352
Feel free to ask again; morning threads can get very heated.

>>677861380
No problem.

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>>677860796
Fine ill tell you about my issue although I think your presence is a way to make a person feel like they should have a problem. I am horny like all the time my gf doesn't know, like if I don't get sex I jerk it at least 5 times whats wrong with me? I thought having a kawaii gf would make me happy but i'm still horny.... befor you say dump the gf I love her very much and would never cheat on her.

>>677860796
Different anon but you're the one that made the original claim so burden of proof is on you. We all know you're not a real psychologist though, role playing faggot.

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>>677861183
Oh ching chong bing bong ping pong, Mr. Ding Dong, me so s-sorry. You speak ah good engrish. Me ask you ah many question now.

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>>677861059
I tell people how to be happier and be better. I give unsolicited advice. I was bossy and entitled, kinda arrogant. I didn't understand that I can't control what others do and I have no right to tell others how to behave or pass judgement on them for how they chose to live. I wasn't religious or anything but getting telling people off for being dishonest and stuff is an example

>>677861494
Yeah I saw that. A lot of people posting nonsense and such. Anyways, how often do you masturbate?

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>>677861559
That's it.. Let the butthurt flow through you..yes..good..

>>677859689
WGJ4K

>>677861742
Go back to your faggot hugbox chat Alice, nobody likes you

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>>677861503
Wait, back up. Did you just insult me, claim I was lying, then ask for help? Are you serious?

Fine. I'll be the better japanese picture poster and ignore your rudeness. TALK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. Tell her you are unsatisfied or have high libido. Without communication your relationship will not get better.

It may be as simple as her using her hands or mouth or a fleshlight, or even providing you hot pictures during the day, or teasing you before you masturbate, etc etc. But ANYTHING is better than just keeping it to yourself and boiling over it.

If you love her, truly love her, expose yourself to her and let her in. Maybe she'll reject you, but that's the risk you take with a relationship. Don't be afraid of it.

Let her know how you feel.

>>677859511
I've been vaping for 14 days now and I'm worried about popcorn lung. Supposedly 88% of vapers show symptoms of popcorn lung after 14 days of continuous use. I fear I'm addicted at this point and I don't know how to quit, or if it's worth popcorn lung. Could this be rooted in my childhood?

ok, im game. lets see if you actually know your shit or if you are just full of it. name the disorder characterized by an inability to write legibly or spell but does not produce any other disturbances in functioning. also witch disorder is characterized by a chronic bad mood underlined by neurosis and mild depression.

>>677861563
I'm female. But ask away.

>>677861585
Sounds like you should stop that and uhh...understand that your advice is probably worthless.

>>>677861742
You posted to the wrong person. Try again.

>>677861961
Could you please cite a study that confirms that statistic?

>>677862022
this is definitely popcorn lung. how long have you been vaping?

Is it normal to lose all care for everything, even yourself. Sometimes my life just feels like I'm watching a movie, one that's shitty and never seems to end. And I'm a supposed to feel empathetic towards others? Never had that fefe before, some friends find it creepy.

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>>677862022
Agraphia and Dysthymia?
It's hard to tell what you are actually getting at; this could be any number of disorders.

>>677862197
That's disassociation; seek medical attention.

>>677862068
>Could you please cite a study that confirms that statistic?
>hold my yellow hand
and you call yourself a ching chong doctor?! outrageous ah.

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>>677862068
I.... stopped that. My advice is pointless, unwelcome and therefore.... worthless. What do I do from there?

>>677862311
Yeah, you are right. I should have encyclopedic knowledge of a question related to physical medicine, not my actual specialty.

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>>677861878
I'm glad you can be the bigger person, if it makes you feel better I never doubted you just tested your authenticity. senpai arigato

>>677859511
How do I deal with heartbreak and the realization that I will never have a girl love me?

>>677862391
Just start vaping, like your father.

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Why do I enjoy being alone. I travel around forests and sleep outside too. I don't like talking with people or being near them.

>>677862398
No need to be sarcastic. I'm not sorry I have high expectations of you.

>>677862391
You apologize and try to make amends.

>>677862445
It's my pleasure.

>>677862446
You first start by not saying such stupid and obviously wrong things. It's not impossible for a girl to love you, you know.

>>677862462
Because you are an introvert. Seemed like you could have googled that one.

>>677862545
I'm glad you expect so much of me, but again, physical medicine is not my specialty. I am not an MD.

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>>677862068
Nah, obvious samefags are only allowed one reply per thread!

>>677862635
Not being an MD didn't stop you from asserting vaping doesn't cause popcorn lung though, did it?

I like going on /b/ late at night and I can't stop.

help

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>>677862769
pic related

>>677859511
I want to reunite with my dad family again aka his mom g ma my other sister etc my problem is I hate my dad for what he put me and my mom and my g parents when I was a kid through I was 18 when I could finally stop seeing him. I was so happy but sad I miss my dad side of the family.Should I try to connect with them again even though they want me to get along with my dad which I refuse.

Hey Doc, I had recently broke up with my first gf. I'm not really into relationships but ever since she left I discovered how to masturbate. Im 19 years old and have been fapping non-stop everyday for 6 months with no lube. How do I stop my constant hornyness.

>>677862260
close enough. though, technical the dsm calls Agraphia/disgraphia a "learning disorder of written expression". you seam legit to me.

this leads me to two other questions.
A. do you think psychology is a glorified pseudoscience
B. why in the fucknuts are you browsing a web sight that frequently features images and videos of extreme violence and pornography?

>>677862767
I didn't assert it; I asked for the study that confirms it.

>>677862769
Click the X at the top right corner of your screen.

>>677862893
Yes. You should try to reconnect with them.

>>677862953
You...don't. Welcome to life.

>>677862260
I think it's more than that, I've lost the urge to eat or sleep. And is the lack of empathy okay?

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>>677862767
>Not being an MD didn't stop you from asserting vaping doesn't cause popcorn lung
niggawhut
where is that said

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>>677862635
Apologizing I have done, but they are just words, and these people don't have any expectation of change from me. Like I said, It's been years. I don't know how making amends would manifest. What would I do? They won't even let me be around silently them for any length of time.

>>677862991

I just can't click it, I have to keep lurking.

it's a never ending cycle, once I lurk, I can't stop

>>677862987
A. No, because we do scientific studies and are part of STEM.

B. Because this is my home.

As for the DSM, which version? My copy of the DSM-5 is not in my hands at the moment, but I don't remember seeing that.

I could easily be wrong though; the DSM is not easy text to memorize.

>>677862994
No, it isn't. Why do you think I told you to seek medical attention?

>>677863122
Sounds like you must have REALLY done something bad. Have you asked them how you can make it up to them?

>>677863173
Click it.

>>677859511

What causes everyone to spend hours scrolling through threads of the same stuff and yelling at strangers on the internet day after day?

>>677863330
Basic need for social gratification.
Everyone wants to belong.

what is consciousness? do you believe we are playing the joker in the games? what are the games? do you think our consciousness is connected and that we are all, in fact, masks of a higher being? or God?

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>>677862769
post something like this?

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>>677863173
Sounds like you need to lurk moar

>>677859511
ok here goes, i use to not take shit from anyone when i was a teen i used to return insults, beat the shit out of someone bugging me, used to be very strong mentally and now i just stay silent, ignore if someone insults me, avoid conflicts etc. Why is this happening and why did i basically become a bitch now that i'm older?

>>677863446
Consciousness is just the brains operating system; it's a high level overseer that directs low level processes.

There is no god, and no, consciousness isn't connected. Sorry.

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>>677863600
Nice dubs, and you grew up. That's what happened.

>>677863600
You didn't. You were an asshole when you were younger, and you grew up.

There is nothing strong in beating the shit out of people or insulting them; it shows you aren't strong enough to shrug it off.

>>677859511
I have already taken steps to get help professionally, but there is a bit of a wait. Are there significant concerns with using an antihistamine with sedative effects to calm my shit if I become manic in the meantime as a stop-gap?

So I have recently encountered a chance to become wealthy. Instead I'm sinking my time with this board and videogames. I have tried to change myself to become more, but each time I do I go back to being lazy and unmotivated. Is it possible that I'm afraid of success? Or even just afraid in general? I remember I got recognized for doing a fantastic job in the company I was working for. The job is easy, I don't find it hard, what do you think I should do?

>>677863801
What is your current diagnosis?

>>677862991
>i imply things and then forget about doing it

What's that mental illness called?

>>677863420

Does that also explain all the get attempts to throw a cat off a roof, all the gore, all the name calling when someone exposes something that hits everyone in a soft spot?

>>677859511
Why do I have re-occurring nightmares that consist of the bad habits I make in life, i.e smoking cigarettes, distancing myself from people, hate towards a few family member. I also dreams about going mad? I've done LSD before and as you may already know it could make a person schizophrenic if they are already predisposed to it. Has LSD fucked me up? And do you agree with Freuds Interpretation of dreams & how dreams consist of symbolism or is that all bullshit?

>>677863014
Scroll up you dumb nigger.

>>677862991
Even if he abandon me and my mom as a kid and tried to make me go against my mom which he was full of it and put me through mental and physical abuse.I know his mom wants to see us get along but I don't think I can let go of the past and try to reconnect with the family

>>677859778
Autism isnt a choice, but being gay is

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>>677863173
does this help you? do you feel like leaving /b/?

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>>677863254
Not recently have I asked how to make amends. They just don't seem to want to forgive me. I'm not even sure what I did that was so terrible that they would ostracize me for years. I want to try asking how to make amends but I'm really afraid they will shut me out again. I'm not entitled to their forgiveness, they don't have to forgive me... I don't know if I'm wrong for wanting or hoping to be forgiving, I don't know what I did wrong, aside from being "generally awful" I've tried listening closely to all criticisms of my behavior and to crack down on all displays of inappropriate behavior. I can and will control myself, but I can't control them... they will feel however they want about me. I just wish I could make it better or find closure.

>>677863890
Bipolar I

>>677863880
You are probably afraid of responsibility, not success.

>>677863907
You need to look up what an implication is; asking for evidence is not an implication either way.

>>677863912
Yes.
We REALLY want to belong.

>>677863923
Yeah, sounds like the LSD had some side effects. Don't do it again.

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>>677859511
How bad is sleep deprivation for your brain doc?

>>677863254
bull to the shit, psychology may be informed by science, but its roots and techniques lie in things that are simply not empirically testable. ehem... all of psychoanalysis... ehem. personally, i think of it more as an art.
i wouldn't worry too much about the 5, it sucks donkey nuts. most docs still fall back on the good ol' 4-iv-tr. all hail the old school axes system!
also, what exactly do you mean by "home"?

>>677863606
I see, so consciousness oversees what we do voluntarily yeah? so the rest of the brain monitors involuntary actions and the rest?

>>677864102
You're right, how do I get over this fear?

>>677859511
Sometimes I speak with the voices in my head. They are mean.

What kind of fish you like

>>677863762
>>677863718
thanks, yes but now i'm a walking doormat, i dont defend myself and feel like an idiot. Today i sat with my girlfriend in a park and some drunk dude came over and it took me 5 fucking minutes of him bothering us for me to tell him to go away... I feel like a bitch its really bothering me.

>>677860350
Holy shit, the same thing happens me. I thought I was alone.

>>677859511
How do I stop thinking about her?

>>677863961
Yes. Even then.

>>677864012
No. No it isn't.

>>677864073
So ask again.

>>677864083
Yes, antihistimines may be effective as a stop gap. Call your doctor and ask as well to confirm.

>>677864117
VERY bad. It can kill you.

>>677864184
You need to look into behavioralism and FMRI studies dude. Sounds like you are 20 years out of date.

>>677864239
In a broad way, yes.

>>677864261
By taking on small amounts of responsibility, and proving you can do it. Then move up to larger and larger ones.

>>677864275
Seek medical attention

>>677864319
Okay. Change how you perceive the situation.

>>677859511
i love sushi
and gaymeeeeeeeeeeen
Girugamesh

>>677859965
falalaalalalaa

>>677864417
That's so vague as to be unanswerable. Here's my best try: Think about something else.

>>677864403
You are never alone.

>>677864117
It is incredibly harmful and will cause your synapses to malfunction over time.

>>677864449
You have saved my career! I will do this and more. If I could only repay you, I would. Thanks for your input

>>677862068
>>I'm female

/b/ what the fuck has happened to you over the years?

requesting the tits timestamp state your business pic

>>677859511
What school of thought do you pertain to? I sense behaviorism.

How do I sleep without fapping?

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>>677864768
Why would you?

>>677864802
True.

>>677859511
Why is psychoanalysis the best approach in psychology and why aren't you a Freudian? What are your thoughts on the greatest psychologist to ever live? Serious question lad.

>>677864703
I go with what works, so I'm not really part of any school. I go with anything scientific, but usually behaviourism and cognition, with a dash of neurology.

>>677864449
what do you mean by change how you perceive the situation?

>>677864917
It isn't; CBT is not psychoanalysis, and has much higher success rates.

>>677864563
>You are never alone.
G-god?

>>677859511
Is depression a real thing?

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>>677864957
Stop perceiving the past you as strong and the current you as weak; that's not how it actually was.

>>677865009
No, Alice. I actually exist.

>>677865071
Yes. Is this even a real fucking question?

>>677859511
Why is it that I don't feel any emotion for people dying or loving someone. But when I watch a TV show I feel my heart hurt when something happens?

Do females generally play games at first? Do they like to test you?

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>>677863955
insulting wont point out where the doc said that

you really are special

>>677859511
What effect does the subconscious have on the personality or the self to be more specific?

>>677865136
Because you are disassociating the real world, but you can still fall into your imagination. Seek medical attention; that could be anhedonia.

>>677865141
No and no.

>>677865198
We don't know. Not really. The studies are very hard to conduct.

I'm gay, but het porn arouses me. Does this make me bi?

>>677865136
Not OP but so far I've been studying psychology at a university for 4 years and it seems that you aren't as emotionally close to family as you think you are. Whilst on the other hand, you tend to form an emotional bond with the characters you see on TV. You identify with them, and thus it has an effect on your emotions when something happens to them.

>>677865345
Generally, sexuality is not viewed as a series of points, but as a continuum. So you could be 75% gay, and 25% straight, or what we call "gay leaning bi".

>>677864449
What kind of medical attention, like a fish doctor?

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>>677859511
I left my emotionally vacant girlfriend for a girl in Indonesia I've known less than a month.

Was with her like year and 5 months.

Is this a bad move, what's going on in my head because I fall 'in love' to easy.

>>677861559
You pointed out their fallacy. It did nothing. I'm sorry, anon. You fought a fair fight.

>>677859511
Who's your favorite psycholgist/psychiatrist?

how do i impress this qt girl. we only go to the gym cus schedules are shite but we've kissed n stuff. help me dr

>>677859511
I am not capable of any empathy or emotions towards people in general. When its something hurting me I get mad over it, but when something wrong happens to someone else I just do not give a damn in a slightest, just pretend to do, cause thats how people react. What is that?

Also it is a reason my gf and all my friends turned away from me, claiming i feel nothing. I still do not bother tho. Am i a psychopath or whatever?

>>677865576
Says who? The only person who can say if you fall in love too easily is you, Anonymous.

>>677865593
Don't have one.

TITS OR GTFO WTF

>>677865747
Sounds like ASPD. I'd talk to a doctor about it.

>>677865117
ok i get that, but i used to have respect. I now feel helpless and disrespected. I feel like people know i'm not gonna say anything so they can bash at me all they want and i cant get myself to fight back because i dont want to cause scenes... Am i normal for ignoring stuff like that? Or should i just force myself to be like i was before?

>>677859511
check'ddd

>>677859511
How do i endure bipolar without meds?

>>677865977
You don't; bipolar is one of those illnesses that really needs medication.

>>677865873
You should be who you are now; it is normal to not be an asshole as an adult.

You know how to let things go; so let it go.

>>677859511
Do you have a stance on the autism-schizophrenia connection? They seem to be handled as completely distinct, but there is an overlap with negative symptoms and genetic risk factors, and the comorbitity rates are pretty high.

>>677859511
Mental disorders: learned or inherited.
& also what has the greatest effect on ones self-- nature or nurture? This has of course been argued for many years but what is your take on it lad?

Mrs psychologist, how do I expunge a criminal record for a case in which I was acquitted and dismissed?

>>677859511
Hope this isn't too much of an intrusive question but how much do you get paid yearly?

>>677864449
Am i. show me a test that demonstrates how much you love your mother. show me a test that lets me know what it was felt like to watch your best buddy get blown up with an IED and then to relive that for the rest of your life. explain to me why there is only a 15% variance in efficacy between all of the main stream therapeutic methods. for that matter, explain to me why psychiatric interventions have similar if not better rates of successful outcomes. explain to me how a behavioral intervention is supposed to work if you don't have consistent implication or a client who can be motivated.

>>677859511
i cant motivate myself to do shit untill its almost too late to do it

>>677866206
Actually, schizophrenia seems to be related to addiction and parkinsons, of all things. Autism is comorbid, but that may be due an unrelated third factor.

Correlation doesn't imply causality, after all.

>>677866257
Both, and it depends on the illness; the evidence suggests that it must be determined on a case by case basis.

>>677866278
Make an appointment with the judge; he can order it so, if it hasn't been done already.

>>677866403
I'm a programmer, and I make a quarter of a mil a year.

>>677866405
Citation needed on the 15% variance please.

>>677866465
Make a schedule and stick to it to manage your time better.

>>677866136
> needs medication
A million times this. I can't tell you how many times I was only a bit more resolve away from killing myself during the depressive episode that made me seek help.

>>677859511
How badly you mess up your brain drinking energy drinks at 1:30 AM to keep you alive till 4 AM so you can work in peace?

>>677866679
Sleep deprivation is the real problem; how much of a sleep debt are you carrying?

>>677866663
I'm glad you got the help you need Anonymous, though I am sad you didn't get 5 6's.

How does it feel to not be a real doctor?

>>677866762
I sleep about 3-4 hours a day, mostly because i keep myself from sleeping (not always by caffeine tho).

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>>677864701
Not attention-whoring, therefore, no tits need be posted. Can't you just accept that some people just want to help others, regardless of their gender?

>>677866881
Pretty good, really. I didn't want to go through residency. I have no debt, a great job, and I get to help people on /b/.

Was a good move on my part.

>>677866967
That will eventually kill you. Stop doing it.

>>677859511
Why my social skills are shit level?
Why I can't talk to anyone without getting so nervous I can barely talk and only at a low volume?

>>677866630
Mrs psychologist, I find myself attracted to you just because you offered me valuable advice and you are a girl. What could be causing this problem? How can I resolve it?

>>677861791
I had no idea what he was talking about until you said that. Then everything came back to me.

>>677867037
How much time do i have left? How can i tell how bad it is? Im feeling fine, just a little sad everyday.

>>677867056
Because you have social anxiety. Please seek medical help.

>>677867061
Probably by looking at my left hand.

>>677867228
It won't kill you right away. It'll just take years and years from your life eventually, and make your final years miserable.

Stop doing it.

>>677867392
>Probably by looking at my left hand.
Please post your left hand with a timestamp so I can try out this treatment.

>>677867392
What is wrong with your left hand?

>>677867582
>>677867569
Some people don't know where a wedding ring is kept.

>>677859511
You said your a programmer, but of what kind? I've never heard of a programmer in the psychology field.

why are you such a little bitch, doctor?

>>677867662
Well i see no reason why it would help the patient though.

>>677867779
I write financial models that predict human behavior.

>>677867822
I'm not a doctor.

>>677867662
>being in a relationship with just one person
>getting married
what a faggot. polyamorous and nonmonogomous is the only sensible thing to be in this day and age.

>>677867883
Either b8 or autism.
And not /b/'s definition of autism.

>>677867392
Isn't there some other way to help this? I don't really feel like it's important enough to seek medical help, people just thinks I'm shy and quiet

>>677866630
sure, http://personcentered.com/specificity.htm it should be under the section titled "Pattern of Psychotherapy Outcome Research" "categorize 5".
sorry for not including a formalized reference, but this is /b/ not a research paper. you are free to verify the statistic further if you wish.
now, do you want to address my previous points, or shall we continue to compare the size of our academic cocks?

Why does everyone think they're entitled to having someone care about their psychological issues

>>677867890
How can I go about becoming a programmer, what credentials would I need? It sounds very interesting.

>>677868299
No one does, really, but if help is offered, help is going to be accepted.

Alright alright. So up to yesterday, I was a kissless virgin. Now I'm just a virgin. I spent the first 19 years of my life overweight as fuck; got up to 300lbs at 6'3". Now that i'm in shape and better looking, I can actually talk to females with confidence. With that being said, how do I not look so inexperienced? And how big of a deal is 'experience' at 20 years old?

>>677868109
You are obviously retarded.

>>677868138
It's important enough to seek medical attention. A psychologist is telling you so; what more do you want?

Get the help you need Anonymous. Please.

>>677868207
That isn't a citation.

>>677868299
Let me quote you from the Zenger trial, which basically defined America before America even declared independence, and is the model for the free world everywhere:

"It is natural, it is a privilege, I will go farther, it is a right, which all free men claim, that they are entitled to complain when they are hurt."

>>677868328
You don't need any; programming is easy. Just go learn scheme or C++ and start making a game or something. That's how I learned when I was 10.

>>677868530
It's no big deal at all, and no one cares. You are out of high school; start acting like it.

>>677868207

Is there a correlation between people who end up on /b/ and shock sites?

>>677868663
If programming were so easy, would it pay 250k/year?

>>677868663
being 'out of high school' is exactly the problem. Experience was supposed to be made in high school. I feel like i'm just now learning the things that everyone else did when they were still in school.

>>677868933
Yes. It clearly does.

>>677868934
No it isn't; you say that but that doesn't make it so.

Have any of matters of clinical concern of your own?

>>677869049
Show us your credentials. I'm not buying the psychologist act.

>>677869073
I am suicidally depressed due to major clinical depression.

im taking zoloft, and i've developed a weird twitch that i can't control. is that normal or dangerous?

>>677868663
You've got a point there. Does this mean that I can't keep living like this or that I shouldn't?(Sheer curiosity, already know I have to get help)
And, if you are willing to, would you tell me-well, us, because this is /b/- your first name? Your personality seems interesting, and I'd like to be able to relate your character to a name.

What's your whole take on the 'dominant' male scheme for females? Is that generally more attractive if a man protrudes himself as a dominant individual, or does the majority of women want a 'nicer' and more 'caring' man? Also, what do you think classifies as a dominant male? Would it just be his sexual endeavors and enactments or would it be more so of the way he talks/acts out side of the bed room?

Is it bad to ask ppl on omegle to buy the half of the hooker I didn't eat?

>>677859511
If I think about thinking about suicidal thoughts because the TV mentioned it, am I having suicidal thoughts?

Are you the same guy from a few days back?

Do you find satisfaction in coming here?

>>677859511
Why the fuck am I obsessed with incest? not even attracted to anyone in my fam

>>677869198
Have you considered taking your own advice and seeking medical attention?

>>677868207
>>677868663
Not that anon, but Jesus are you going to address that anon's question or are you too academically incompetent to approach a question that deals with the "science" you've been studying for many years.

>>677859511

I have fantasies of kidnapping a woman and keeping her in my basement as my fucktoy, though I'd keep her warm, fed, and modestly comfortable. I'd methodically brainwash her into believing that her sole existence on this earth is to accommodate my sperm in her womb. Am I fucked up?

>>677869520
I'm not OP, but I think I have insight. I've since gotten over my incest fetish, but back in the day I was really in to taboo kinks. I was very inexperienced with sex, and very prolific with the internet. For me, it was basically the whole 'taboo' part of it. I'm guessing you're probably inexperienced sexually?

>>677869298
That's....relatively normal. Talk to your doctor; sometimes SSRI's can have muscle effects, but generally that is call for a step down in dosage.

Have you stepped up the dosage recently?

>>677869357
My name is Alice. You can't keep living like that; you'll hurt yourself, Anonymous. And I wouldn't want to see that!

>>677869368
None of those things actually hold up to scientific scrutiny; different people want different things.

>>677869450
That may simply be induced thoughts, but if you have them during other times of the day, please seek medical attention.

>>677869486
I'm a girl, and I do this every day. I feel no satisfaction from doing it.

>>677869520
Because you consider it forbidden. It's pretty typical for such fetishes; anal, for example, is not particularly better than vaginal sex for men, but is fetishized because it is seen as forbidden.

>>677869577
I have, but thank you for the concern.

>>677869636
I don't address assertions; I address evidence.

>>677869711
Yes, mostly because you think that would actually work. It wouldn't.

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>>677859965
>salamanders
*newts

>>677859511
What do you make of those who post nudes on this site? For what purposes?

>>677869711
You're a sociopath. Seek help.

>>677869772
yea I think you got it

>>677859511
Why do I have all the symptoms of a sociopath

>>677868663
awwww, that's cute. have it your way, http://psycnet.apa.org/index.cfm?fa=buy.optionToBuy&id=2002-01390-002.
here is the fa-doinking article or do you want it in APA? you going to address my previous points yet?
also, this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnzYG0ZkrXg

>>677869781

>Yes, mostly because you think that would actually work. It wouldn't.

Challenge accepted.

>>677869781
Psychology goes beyond 'scientific scrutiny.' There's theories and ideologies that people form for every category; and I'm sure any real psychologist would have his or her's opinions.

>>677869967
Sociopath isn't a diagnosis, it's a criminal identifier. Do you mean ASPD?

How about you tell me your symptoms, and I'll attempt to help you figure out what is going on?

>>677870028
Well, let me buy the study and read it first. Hold on a sec.

>>677870118
I stick to the science.

Why cant i find a purpouse to live

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>>677869922
Well then that's it. You could form a permanent sexual fetish for incest if it goes on to long. Try to get yourself out there more, or embrace the fact that your future baby mama is going to have to do some roleplaying as your sister or mother to get you off.

>>677870467
Fetishes are generally permanent anyway.

>>677870433
Elaborate. Tell me more. Let's work through this together, you and I, Anonymous.

>>677870219
Ah, so you're not a 'real' psychologist. You're not actually credentialed to help people, only to create diagrams based off of behavior. Nice to know that nothing you've said thus far is actually usable to anyone here.