pls help I'm scared I've ruined my life.

you're fucked

60%

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Oh God dude you're so boned

How old are you

Nigga you fucked up.
You came in her?

>>677858386
Around 90%

from my experience, probably about 95%

Murphy's law: if she can get pregnant, she will get pregnant !

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Did you cum inside her?

yourfucked/10 times

>>677858856
this op you are so boned

>>677858741
24. It was the first time I had sex with someone who wasn't a prostitute. It's so so fucking unfair.

>>677858625
>>677858656
It can't be that high?

You dun goofed

We can help you create a plan.

>>677858386

at 39 she's unlikely to get pregnant. You're looking at 1-2% unless she's on fertility med's.

>>677858386
katie perry fake

>>677858386
WTF she looks exactly like katy perry and she's doing porn, who is that?

OP i havent posted on 4chan ever but thought i should share this as i was in same position.
I did this with two seperate latee 30's and neither were pregnant in the end. one of them led on her back with her legs in the air on purpose afterwards aswell

>>677858386
>The odds are literally 50/50. She either will or she will not get pregnant.

Very low assuming you pulled out.

>>677858386
Did you come in her? If so 100%.

Enjoy fatherhood anon.

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>>677859143
>The odds are literally 50/50. She either will or she will not get pregnant.

50/50 chances that ill die today. I either will or won't die!

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>>677858922
Yeah, I put on a condom put once I finished, she go up to go to the bathroom, I went to take the condom off and it wasn't on my dick it was on the bed and was empty. Must has slipped off.

To the lads saying it's 90 percent, I know that's not true.

>>677859014

>too dumb to use condoms
>soooooow unfair

>>677858386
dead women can't get pregnant.

Ya, it's around 90% dude

>>677859143
We should trust him, he's probably a mathematician.

>>677859381
This OP

100%

>>677859406

It's actually 95%. Get your facts right.

>>677859143
You're not wrong

>>677858386
Probably on the pill like most adult women today. If not, depends on how long since she had her last period (up to a week after ovulation there is a high chance). No doubt you came buckets which will increase the chances.

Anyway just speak to her.

she probably can't even have babies, and don't worry about the condom she would have made holes in it anyway. But don't have sex with old ladies, they will always carry diseases and will always be crazy.

Didja tell her OP?

Kick her in the stomach just for good measure, OP.

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well if your my sister its a 100% pregnancy chance

>>677859113
Thanks man. I hope I'm in the same boat.

>>677859043
I was trying to work it out and I came out with numbers like his but there was so much conflicting info I couldn't be sure. She defo wasn't on meds btw.

so its about a 90-95% chance dude. i also heard its a higher chance for the downs when the girl is over 35

>>677859666
Satan trips of let's fuck this thread up has spoken

>>677859666
checked

>>677858386
id say 100% given you're both fertile. dumb ass op having unprotected sex with a woman & busting in that womb? then asking this obvious bs

39 is still a very ripe age to get pregnant. My mom fell pregnant at an older age with my little bro. Congrats OP you a daddy.

32 replies and no one fucking asked how long it has been to suggest morning after pill. Buncha virgins and faggots

>>677859073
welcome to the internet, bud

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>>677859874
wat nigga

>>677858386

It`s like 1 in 15 chance bro.

>>677859289
stpidest shit ive seen. today
thanks for that anomyplus. stupid fucks of b. accounnts for no variables

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>>677859677
No I should have but freaked out was it was my first time having sex with a non-escort.

>>677859666
Wish I didn't I was desperate.

>>677859574
Can't. one night stand, don' know how to contact her. We fucked St. Patrick's day. Dreading the next few weeks.

>>677859959
Salty femanon, I see you.
Just ask yourself?

>>677859666
Satan's trips of truth

>>677860124
Can SHE contact you?
If not, and if sh has no way of getting in touch with you, she's the one who's fucked.

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>>677859959
2 long, 2 and a half weeks. Don't know how to reach her anyway.

>>677860055
fuck, I can't believe this has happened

I say it is 90% chance that your sperms will hit the target.

Don't think that's all, there are 2 other fucking awful possibilities

1) with 80% chance it will have autism (due to late age)

2) with %50 chance IT WILL BE A FUCKING GIRL. A FUCKING GIRL CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

>>677858386
Depends on her ovulation and when on her cycle you had sex. Tell her to go get plan b. Assuming this was today or yesterday.

In reality about 4%. Conditioning on the fact she was ovulating and given her age, about 10-15%. Not 0, but not huge odds either. And that is only if she was around ovulation.

Still you need to be more careful next time. Chances are you used a condom that did not fit well. Make sure you get the right size next time.

>>677860306
Yeah I brought her back to my house so she knows where I live.

>>677860330
I know

>>677859381
totally THIS OP, be smart, cut off that throat.

>>677860497
50% odds its male or female
geee. wow. you wonder?
10 billion people on earth and that statistic still holds air

Don't be sad, OP. Accidents can happen, like falling down the stairs

>>677860703
I wonder if it actually does.

>>677860508
Never mind.

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>>677860539
Thanks for a proper answer anon. i won't fuck up again if I get away with this.

>>677860783
And snapping your nake
in case the stares didn't quite work.

>>677860856
Batista bomb?

There is only one day a month a women can get pregnant. But sperm can live for days inside her

>>677860826
Bases himself off the first post that makes sense in his favor

Complete denial

>>677858386
Speaking from a purely medical point of view, it's all up to her biological clock. She needs to be ovulating out about to ovulate for her to get pregnant. It's the luck of the draw honestly. Unless you track her cycle.

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a6155/your-age-and-fertility

If she's healthy it's 50% OP.

If she's not Well OP your in luck, this source here says it's a 15%.

http://www.socalfertility.com/fertility-resources/age-and-fertility/.

Also if your still in contact with her and she actually does get pregnant, look up forced miscarriages. I believe there's a way to make it happen. Not too sure how though and don't really care that much.

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>>677860968
I heard this too.

When do they find out they are pregnent?

>>677860952
AMEN NIGGER

>>677860784
about 10-^26
atoms that close would hold air. atoms that close to the meter would form super diamonds

>>677861122
fats-on the toilet. normals- also on the toilet but trimesters before the baby falls out

>>677861144
I jave no fucking clue how that's related, then again I'm high as shit.

I accept your nice dubdub <- checkd

>>677861122
if she wants, she could just go have a lot of unprotected sex with other men and force herself to get pregnant. so you're basically boned op. prepare your anus for the worst.

>>677861108
Fuck's sake

>>677860826
You can actually tell if a woman is ovulating. One sign that is pretty obvious is that her vaginal mucus is much thicker. You probably won't remember the encounter well enough, but once you know what signs to look for, it is pretty easy to tell.

PS why are you not fucking women your own age?

>>677861144
>literally blabbering nonsense
wtf am i reading

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>>677858386
at 39 the odds go way down. It really depends on where along in her menstral cycle she is. If it's right before or right after her period that chances are slim to none....that is of course if she's still fertile at all.

>>677861359
Desperation

>>677858386


Not high. Don't listen to these 500 pound Google virgins. Even if you are super potent, which you are not on a diet of xbox and Mountain Dew, at 39 it's hard to get pregnant. Hell most women can't anymore. My guess is the fellow fattie you fucked is 300 ponds which makes it even more difficult.

Odds are very low.

>>677861344
something wrong?

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>>677859987
wat nigga

>>677861359

It was literally the first time I had sex with a non-sex worker. I'm shite with women. I can't remember about the mucus.

>>677861341
paranoid about this 2bh

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>>677861573
wat nigga

>>677861108
>http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a6155/your-age-and-fertility

Those charts are poorly labeled. The chart shows the probability of becoming pregnant within 6 months of intending to.

>>677858386
40% on any given cycle, 20% any given day of the month, 80% with regular fucking within 12 months.

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>>677861359
>vaginal mucus

>>677861548
Yes. I'm fucked.

>>677861541
>you are not on a diet of xbox and Mountain Dew
Counting on this 2bh.

>fellow fattie
No but it seemed like she drinks a lot.

>>677861464
Don't know about her cycle. Hope your right.

I have an idea
Leave the country or local area for like 3 weeks-a month change phone number and when you return if she is pregnant repeat but never return
if not say you went on holiday with the lads

>>677861657
What makes you shite with women? Are you obese, don't bath, unemployed? If you had a ons with a woman, you cannot be that unattractive. What have you done to better yourself? Do you lift? Have hobbies, talents?

>>677861774

Those figures are for two healthy, 20 something human beings.

Think two fat fucks who are on a diet of shit food and the female probably lost her period 100 pounds ago. So odds are less than 1%

>>677861955
Can't. In the middle of a master's. She'd track me down anyway, she met my friends.

>>677862094
It's for the Average American, so think fatter, think more grease.

>>677862099
What's the degree in? there is no reason you cannot pull a decent woman your own age. You need to start working on yourself a bit more. Get off /b and go for a run. Then invest in a gym membership, so decent clothes, and a hobby.

>>677862083
Crippling shyness. Faggoty I know but I fucking couldn't go up to random girls in pubs a few years. But I forced my self to do it more, talk to people more, etc and after about 2 years of forcing myself to talk to people this is this the result.

>>677862325
MA in Dance, I thought it could help with getting women to talk to me

>>677862325
Biochem. It fucked, I start to sort my life out and the first one night stand I have I might have ruined my life. Feels unfair 2bh.

>>677862210


The "avg" American ain't fat you dumb fuck. I have to travel to USA from Canada at least 2x a week for work. The avg. American takes care of himself. Get off the fucking on internet you piece of shit

>>677862455
Start talking to regular women in everyday life. At school, at work at the grocer, wherever. Just get used to interacting. Don't make it about picking someone up, just about learning to talk to people.

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>>677858386

Op, these idiots are all retards. A woman can only conceive for a 5 day span everything month. Sperm can survive in a vagina for up to 5 days. If that coincides with her ovulation cycle, she could get preggers.

Odds are your sperm is low energy and swims in circles because you are a fucking retard. Overall, id peg it at less than 20%, but if she was ovulating it goes up. If she had a bit of white discharge during sex that means she was ovulating most likely. It could just be residual lube from the condom.

>>677862723
triggered.

>>677859381
Do this, you faggot

100%

>>677862727
I'm actually coming along ok with this have two female friends now. Starting to become normal and I've completely fucked my life up, it seems like it wasn't meant to be.

I'd say like 40%

>>677862768

This.

>>677862687
You'll be fine. A 39 year old heavy drinker fucking random dudes probably does not want to get pregnant. Stop fucking whores and chavs, and just talk to girls. Who knows the girl at the library might just find you cute. Girls are easy to talk to, like any other skill it just takes practice. Organic chem is way harder and you managed that.

>>677862818


Post your pic fatso. I bet you make the avg. Detroit nigger look small. 100% guaranteed.PS. Go back to voat you new fag

I'm going to see you on the Maury show within the next year.

>>677859381
Best answer on Internet. All times.

>>677863059
triggering intensifies

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>>677862768
I heard it was 20 percent during her ovulation roughly, much lower every other day

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>>677859143
You are retarded.

>>677860826
You're in denial, anon.
You just went with what you wanted.

>if I disagree you're retarded
The chance is more than 4%

>>677863146
Technically, any other day that ovulation is not occurring or has passed there is no chance of getting pregnant. It's 20% on any given day of the month without knowing what part of the cycle the woman is in. 40% if the woman is on her cycle.

>>677863146

Nearly impossible unless she is ovulating. The 5 days is the most a sperm can survive inside a vagina.

>>677863136


No pic yet? What's wrong? Can't get the aerial photo less than 4mb?
GTFO new(fat)fag

>>677859564
Yeah, he's...incredibly wrong. Horrifically wrong.

>>677858386
totally depends if how well your sperm do mate, im pretty much infertile ... woo an that

>>677863417
*critical trigger near*

>>677863488

How old are you?

>>677863048
Thanks, I only shagged her as I wanted to get it over with, take the pressure off. I hope your right, she said twice as I was putting condoms on she didn't do it right because she didn't a want a kid. Seems kind of suspect in hindsight.

>>677858741
I think she's the one that's boned.

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>>677863522


No pic yet fattie? Just going to keep chipping fat fuck? There there...mommies making you another 5K snack. It will be ready soon Princess. Just bellow in her native whale tongue and she'll bring it down.

>>677859330
Is that her pic?

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>>677863331
>>677863370
>>677863488

Oh ok thanks

>>677863735


LOL.....this is 4chan idiot.

>>677863555
trips deserves an answer.
early 30's

>>677863735
Ha I fucking wish.

>>677863681
I wish I was joking, I was nervous, I fucked up putting it on I think.

>>677863725
*being this butthurt*

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>>677863837
Of course, what was I thinking? She probably looks more like pic related...

you can see she's already pregnant, btw

>>677859666
Trips of truth

>>677862768

first person ITT that's not retarded.

now, if only there was this magical fact machine that you could look up this kind of information on, OP? weow...

http://www.webmd.boots.com/pregnancy/guide/getting-started-on-getting-pregnant

>It's a common question: what are the odds that I'll get pregnant this month? For most couples trying to conceive, the odds that a woman will become pregnant in any particular month are about 15% to 25%.

15-25% for a couple who is intentionally trying to conceive, PER MONTH. that's having unprotected sex on a regular basis, and the odds are still that low.

OP is freaking out over nothing. but just in case, bake a batch of brownies and slip her some plan b.

>>677864230


What the fuck you talking about idiot? It's 40% any given time during her cycle except while bleeding you dumb fucking gash

>>677862768
Realistically, this is probably half the story.

The other half is that the woman is 39 and has had tons of casual sex with lots of men.

My money's on her either being on birth control / knows where she's at in her cycle and knows she's not at a big risk for pregnancy.

It's fun to fuck with OP though.

He hasn't even posted her pic yet, so it's safe to assume she's a man and OP is a faggot.

>>677864230
Beat the shit out of her.. shes 39 and single.. no one will care

>>677859330
plan b
morning after pill, up to 72 hours after your
contact

go get it now tardo and get one for the next time this happens. My first unprotected encounter it happened, don't think it cant happen. 400 dollars for an abortion is alot more than 30 bucks for the pill, and a child is slightly more.

>>677858386
Happy father's day/10

>>677864600

>showing everyone how little you know while being this salty.

>>677864635
She was a one night stand. She wan't very good looking but neither am I 2bh. She wasn't on birth control. It's harder to get in Ireland

>>677864775
>400 dollars for an abortion is alot more than 30 bucks for the pill, and a child is slightly more.

Not the way I'm raising my kids. Those little fuckers all have to fend for themselves.

>>677864899
lol potato, no more help!

>>677858386
Man up and except the resposability but be sure to get a DNA test once the kid is born just to be 100%

>>677862768
Considering the kinds of low quality garbage women /b/tards can get, that white discharge is most likely a yeast infection from her nasty cunt.

But yes everything you said is spot on.

>>677864908
Kek

>>677864600
Wow. Pre-med? Microbiology I bet.

>>677864775
Too late. We're Irish, she probably won't get an abortion.

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>>677864899
holy shit...

you know what's also hard to get in Ireland?

An abortion.

Happy Father's Day Paddy O'Malley!

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>>677858656
anecdotally, i am 2 for 3 so this

>>677864899

Her lifestyle and age will probably induce a miscarriage anyhow, even if you hit the wrong side of the 80/20 split

Very low. The figures are for women trying to get pregnant for a year, not per go. On average a woman of about 40 years of age has about a 50% chance of getting pregnant after a year of trying. That involves about 120 shags if she has sex three times a day.

For her chance of getting pregnant to be 50% after 120 fucks, the chance per bang must be about 0.57%, because then she has a 99.43% chance of not getting pregnant each time, and if she tries 120 times she will have a 99.43^120 percent chance - about 50% - of not being pregnant - i.e. failing every time.

Of course, this is averaging out all the times when she's ovulating with the times when she isn't: if you know she was at a fertile stage when you smashed, the chance is higher (probably by about a factor of 6 since a woman is fertile for about 1/6th of the time, give or take.)

>>677864975
>>677865133
Thanks lads

>>677864985
I will if it comes to that

>>677865313
every three days* obviously, not three times per day. Lol.

>>677865313
Thanks. That's what i thought but I couldn't find info for a one off.

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>>677865737
No problem mate. It's just maths!

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>>677858386
OP if you're still there, the chances aren't high. It really depends on her menstrual cycle and how fertile both of you are, but I'd say you most likely wouldn't have left her pregnant.

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>>677866044
Math

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>>677866044
Thanks, bricking it 2bh.

>>677866439
FOY

>>677866436
Thanks, I know it's low, it's just I'm trying to figure out how low.

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>>677866044
>maths

Pls, do u eaven?

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>>677866738
What does foy stand for?

>>677866439
Shame those good boys are no longer with us :(

>>677858386
Approximate odds are 1 in 50, or 2%. However, that's base odds. If she was ovulating odds go up. But there are many other variables that come into play as well.

>>677866945
kek it means 'fuck off yank' but it was used so much it's lost all meaning, we use it to make fun of brits who use when ever anything American is even mentioned

>>677866439
>>677866781
Ahh the colonies. Bless 'em.

>>677867489
Oh ok, luckely im no yank.. kek most brainwashed sheep nation on earth. Brits dont come far behind

>>677867362
>other variables that come into play as well.
Thanks, I've heard this a good bit before, 2% doesn't sound like much but it's huge when it means your life is over and your life is over and your family will hate you.

>>677867695
1 minute silence for them

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>>677867884
Heil to the heroes

>>677867884
Too soon. Literally - 9/11 isn't for months.

>>677867746
Most of Europe is 2bh

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>>677858386
Now that you got her in a family way, you need to think about the odds of downs syndrome.

>>677868475
Well she is old, so the odds are high. If it comes to that I'll do the right thing. The right hing is raise it btw.

>>677860539
but there's that more likely to have crazy impulsive risky secks when ovulating. . .so bump the odd up a bit. Nomesayne?

Not OP but i've fucked 4 girls in the last month or so, one completely raw and other 3 pulled condom off half way through. Should probably get tested but I pulled out everytime.

>>677868437
Ooh, soory to hurt ur feelings :'(

>>677858386
depends if you come in her you fucking moron.

>>677868717
If ur a woman yes, if ur a man u cant do nuthing if ur not wanted

>>677859330
Chances of pregnancy go down astronomically after the age of 30, its like 80% less likely than when they were younger. Puberty starts at 10/12 for a reason. She is either extremely fertil, on medicine to get pregnant, or she really isn't and is fucking with you because she's 39 and isn't married yet.

>>677859330
it depends where she is in her cycle.
if right b4 period very very low chance
if right after period its a low but reasonable chance.

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>>677868861
Huh? I was agreeing with you.

>>677868949
I did.

>>677868992
I know, am man.

>>677859014
1, is she on birth control?
2, did you pull out?