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>>677851634
third being?
HIV is the virus, AIDS is the point in time where your body fails to keep the virus at bay
>>677852043
i believe in you!
>>677852267
someone more appropriately endowed to please the two.
>>677852073
i opt to waste time so that i may abscond from the activity at any point.
>>677851888
Badgers aren't though.
>>677852035
>implying we're not all human
>>677852420
do you have any suggestions
Yes. What were you prescribed for it?
>>677852420
I suppose so, but the people I usually play with aren't on and won't be on for a while
>>677852035
>>677852437
rip
>>677852550
that is not what i was implying. i was implying that using ~90 years as a metric of length of time is kind of shortsighted.
>>677852572
well i know a husband with an enormous dong that likes to use it
>>677852748
what is it, in this case?
>>677852801
i am shuddering in euphoria.
>>677852420
The most accurate one I found is buta :^)
>>677852901
what it means
>>677852861
Well I'm thinking I'll waste time here a bit then get involved with something
>>677853094
the political choice
>>677853121
a damn savage
>>677852861
how big
>>677853216
I am meanest to myself
>>677853248
well i am 6'4" and well practiced and it hurts me sometimes
>>677852861
*occasionally brushes your tail with a hand while petting*
>>677853248
is it as thick as badj's wrist?
>>677853386
damn
you're tall
>>677852861
I think you're too telescopically minded
dom's a giant D:
>>677853604
Thanks, I work hard on those
>>677853484
Moogs?
>>677853331
i will be nice to you for you
>>677853412
i am incapable of anything but unintelligible gurgling
>>677853484
it is a curse. you are a great height.
>>677853586
live in the present, look to the future. except the way the greeks saw it was they looked to the past and the future hit them upon the backside.
>>677853681
I know, it's the only way you could ever come up with anything half-decent. How are you?
>>677853794
The first time I talked to you, I was informed I suck and that you filtered me
>>677853758
what
>>677853794
do your feet hang off your bed
>>677853794
i am gripping your tail firmly but tenderly
>>677853844
that album is super rad.
>>677853979
Oh nothing. Just noticed you by coincidence when i was browsing /b/, i wasn't in the catalog.
>>677853794
bruh how old are you? Usually people have to experience childbirth before they start giving a shit about their futures. Also you should practice more
>>677854129
Radical. I haven't heard it.
>>677853938
i don't recall, i will trust you in this.
>>677853979
if i stretch, my feet and hands both hang off. but i do not usually sleep like that.
>>677854050
i am a melted puddle of fur on the floor.
>>677854182
24. practice what?
Hi everyone, do you like huge balls ?
>>677854153
who dis
>>677854270
woahhhhhh
>>677854332
i duck through most doorframes instinctively. it makes being the little spoon difficult.
>>677854332
No one particular.
>>677854270
It was years ago at this point. You're considerable nicer all around now.
The filter ended up not working or maybe I changed my name/filenames so it's not a big deal.
Being super tall is rough I hear. I would not desire it.
>>677854270
Practice that ass
>>677854436
>it makes being the little spoon difficult.
even being moderately tall like 6 footish makes that difficult with most people
>>677854436
you might have to tuck your legs in but im sure we can make this work bb
>>677854222
worth the listen.
>>677854270
i am letting the the sun shine on the puddle and offering you cold drinks
>>677854324
I like nothing disproportionate.
>>677854596
I should probably look it up then.
"no one of consequence" afsjfkjansfkjlasn
>>677854473
i did not know how to filter years ago, so it was likely hot gas. being super tall is mostly annoying, but walking through crowds is easy and i can spy on people over aisles at the grocery store.
>>677854560
my significant other is the same height as me so it is okay.
>>677854567
i accept the convenience of my role as big spoon in this. sit upon my lap.
>>677854604
what kind of drinks
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>>677854735
o-okay
>>677854735
>my significant other is the same height as me so it is okay.
mine is 4 inches shorter and smaller in stature. Big spoon forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiVA6jRGJWI
>>677854604
but the huge balls are so soft and comfy :(
>>677854735
It doesn't really matter at this point.
Being able to see over people and reach high things is nice.
>>677854685
unless you're not a fan of ska.
>>677854825
cold drinks with alcohol in them
>>677855036
Absolutely disgusting.
>>677855091
ska is not terrible
>>677854914
ticklin your bellybutton
>>677854918
ah, rest well in your eternal slumber, friend.
>>677855047
it has dissuaded me from using urinals for fear of seeing sidelong dongs.
>>677855183
what kiiind of alcohol
>>677855036
Ooh, source? Reminds me of sunibee.
>>677855251
Why are you looking to the side?
Just close your eyes while you go.
>>677855251
oh god that freaks me out
>>677855373
i am not. i am looking directly down.
>>677855459
jeez why sorry i'll stop
>>677855526
thats my no no zone
>>677855641
for why?
>>677855526
Then how are you seeing sidelong dongs
>>677855641
people touching my belly is off limits for me too
uncomfortable
>>677855808
because i am 6'4"
>>677855760
ticklish. also people have dug in there painfully so i cant take itttttttt
>>677856003
who has done such a thing to you
to be honest, I wouldn't mind seeing sidelong dongs
>>677855251
mostly drinks based on vodka or flavoured liquor
>>677855504
it is unappealing to me
>>677855913
Look up at the ceiling instead
stalls are alright for the most part
>>677856072
oh, that will be easy to stomach. i have been having some bourbon based mixed drinks since moving to bourbon land usa.
>>677856062
evil monsters shaped like men
>>677856186
i default to stalls because of it, except then i can still see people's heads/faces over the tops of the walls.
>>677856245
i will destroy them
>>677856257
I avoid using the restroom in public.
Those are the reasons why
Also crippling social anxiety
>>677856200
i am mixing them with one hand while continuously petting you with the other
>>677856454
same, except minus the anxiety part.
>>677856743
in what other ways can you demonstrate for me your ambidexterity
>>677856940
I rarely leave my room except for school or going to my parent's house so it's not too much of an issue.
>>677857071
also same.
>>677856377
my hero~
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>>677856940
i don't know, sounds like you have an idea. does playing piano count?
>>677857458
heroes get smooches
>>677857659
yes. you play piano?
2manyhomos
>>677857458
Our hero, our hero claims a warrior's heart...
>>677857771
i have been playing since i was 9
>>677858204
continually? i stopped when i got to high school.
>>677858107
You say that like it's a bad thing
tfw learned the piano but have no one to play with
>>677858231
Hey Chicken.
>>677858142
stay in my board asshole
>>677858231
hey
>>677858275
i have had to take long breaks from it since we had to give away our piano when i was 16, but i play every chance i get.
>>677858849
i am sorry. have you considered coming across a keyboard with weighted keys?
>>677858607
Hi Snarf
>>677858849
Heya Badger
>Rin
Okay that is DEFINITELY KS, I don't care what Darwin says
>>677859261
an electric piano.
>>677853330
more like this? not the character, but sitting on a dildo?
>>677859300
you weren't aware?
>>677859307
oh, i'd like one. but i haven't been able to get one. though i was half promised one for the next birthday.
>>677859261
Went apartment hunting today. Struck out at 3 places, no open apartments.
Now I'm a little bummed so here I am, listening to surf punk.
I didn't know you played piano.
>>677859488
sick and epic.
>>677859488
NIGGER'S BEEN TELLING ME IT'S NOT FOR LIKE A WEEK
thaaaaat's racist!
>>677859589
Huh, not fun.
I have not really had a reason to tell people here.
>>677859592
i could play a simple piece while mixing a drink
>>677859665
oh
>>677859716
>>677859716
>>677859716
>>677859907
Nah, kinda disheartening.
But piano is awesome.
>>677859907
Every time I see an ava in common I'm like "that's ks" and Darwin's always like "no it isn't, purely coincidence"
>>677860185
piano is a lovely instrument
