ADHD

ITT people who aren't doctors

Depression

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>>677850029
get fukt noob

AIDS

Homosexuality

OP not being a faggot

>>677849761

Oppositional Defiant Disorder

>>677850197
So, tell me sir, what reason is causing my T-Cells (CD4) to destroy themselves?

>>677849998
>>677850110
it exists, the problem is people saying they have it without even seeing a doctor

>>677850230
This

Hunger

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Schizophrenia

>>677850230
Not sure what your trying to prove here.

>>677850397
Well maybe if all of these tumblr babbies would stop faking illnesses, we wouldn't have threads like this.

>>677850029
Doctor denial
It's a real fake medical condition and you have it

Cancer

Transgenderism

>>677849761
Cerebral Palsy

Autism

>>677849761
homosexuality

>>677850378
I'll bet you don't even know what T-cells are, autistic faggot

Gluten sensitivity

>>677850564
/thread

>>677849761
Thats ok, we all know youre a moron.

>>677850230
Fag Detected

>>677850478
legalise it

>>677850576
You must be autistic.

>>677850371
This i may agree with

>>677850600
tyranosaur-cells?

>>677850110
Die.

>>677850600
They're your immune system faget

obesity "just because my body be that way"

>>677849761
Cranial-Rectal inversion

I sincerely believe all people with down syndrome act it.

Chronic OPis not a faggot syndrome.

>>677849761
Neurotypical; term used by the Autistic community to derogatorily describe those who are not as blessed as us.

>>677850478
I'm a schizophrenic and I can confirm that this is real. I can't take it when people make fun of it...

>>677850601
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coeliac_disease

>>677850397
This.
A lot of people claim to have ADHD just because of a minor symptom.
Making people believe it's just a myth.

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asperger's

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>>677850726
You depressed? No you're not. You're just a teenage faget hyped up off of lithium because his parents are divorced and it's killing him.

your mom

>>677850601
some people have it but its rare.

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>>677850779
the extra chromosomes a lie?

>>677850230
homosexuality occurs in nature, not just humans do it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

>>677850751
Part of your immune system fakot

>>677850835
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHA
yeah just keep telling yourself that

>>677850835
I guess you have some idea of how people with Autism feel.

>>677849761
All forms of cancer
Arterial haemorrhaging
Rashs
Burns
Your intelligence OP

>>677850835
well don't lose your mind over it

also legasthenia. that shit confusing letters.

they just can't fucking read

Alcoholism and drug addiction.
The justification for categorizing them as diseases is that it has negative effects on your health. Drinking a lot can destroy your liver, brain, and digestive tract. Therefore a disease. But not really.

>>677850835
I am sorry to hear that. I can not imagine what it is like to have it.

>>677850886
fragile x reporting in

also @ op/threadtopic

inbreeding as a mental illness

Gluten allergies. It's just an extra component the govt. Has been putting into food for about 20 years or so. It's called "gluten" but it's just an extra preservative that humans aren't supposed to ingest anyways. (That's why people on "gluten free diets" refer to feeling like a cold had been cured etc)

Acne.

>>677851092
>>677850835
Samefag

>>677850940
The evidence says otherwise. Note I am talking about "sensitivity," not a full blown allergy which does exist.

>>677850371
This a hundred times. Being a little shit is not a mental illness. People with this just need a good ass whooping from their parents.


Also

Aspergers.

Just admit you are introverted and socially awkward. Dont blame it on ya brain, its just an excuse to keep acting like a kid and to not grow up.

>>677851079
its not so much ethanole or other soft drugs but the chemical shit storm induced via phfizer corp etc in the last 100-150 alchemic years of backstepping...

>>677851006
the problem is, the voices are probably tellig him that

>>677851032
I bet I could get diagnosed with autism lmfao


>>677851092
It's pretty damn annoying tbh. I'd do anything to just get a day without it :i I'm not diagnosed, so I can't get any meds.

>>677850378
That will be the faggotry.

>>677851148
even a newfag knows more about this website than you, dumbfuck

>>677850959
I call bullshit. I'd kill all gays.

>>677851211
Wrong

>>677850478
Seriously? If it isn't real try taking psychadellics and smoking a ton of weed everyday for 2 years. Unfortunately the reality for some people is they don't get to enjoy the highs and they still get sick because of genetics

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>>677851211

I had multiple teachers try to convince my mom to medicate me because I didn't pay attention to the lesson.

I was in 1st/2nd grade and they thought I had ADD. Almost ruined my life.

>>677850663
kek

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VEGANS

>>677850196
Go back to Xbox live fag

>>677850994
They're not part of his.

>>677851354
Why do you not get diagnosed?

>>677850944
Prove that shit to me fucking faggot

>>677850959
As well as cannibalism, necrophilia and a lot of cruelty. So what point are you trying to make?

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>>677851405

>>677850959
So does Rape, If animals do it we should too right?

>>677849761
transgender

>>677851092
Just spend a few days browsing the threads in /x/ and you'll get the idea.

>>677850842
Coeliac Disease exists. Gluten sensitivity is not the same and is mostly snowflake faggotry.

I would like it if people did not make so much fun about Autistics on this board. You obviously have no idea of the problems that are directly generated by it. It is hell and it is costly in more than a monetary sense.

Cancer

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Microcephaly. That shit doesn't fucking exist. They're just retarded people, thats all.

>>677851490
Holy christ i fucking hate teachers

>>677851570
I don't trust the doctors. I panic when around 'em. I hate the paranoia.

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>>677851585
language evolves - terrence mckenna food of the gods , nome chomsky, jiddu krishnamurti

autism doesnt

>>677850564
this and bisexuality

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>ITT <citation needed>

Any peer reviewed medical journal will do. Thanks in advance, and I hope your medical career is successful as fuck.

>>677851257
then i have a friend who is "sensitive" to gluten
if she eats bread, drink bear or anything she gets red hives. but she doesn't say she is alergic to gluten, it's just because she has celiac disease

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>>677851317
>>677850110
>>677849998
>>677850371

BEHOLD Mental illness and all its glory.

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>>677851422
No for real my first hamster was a lesbian she'd fight the males and only mount the females. Here's her after we forced a peanut down her mouth

>>677850959
animals eat their own shit and fuck their own mothers.

i'm not taking moral advice from dogs m8

>>677851862
ur autistic

As a former psychologist and currently a special ed teacher, this thread triggers the hell out of me.

Alot of mental illnesses didnt exist until the 60s. Kind of like how alot of genders didnt exist until the 2010s. Yeah alot of them are made up and people self-diagnose and play off that, but fuck man. These people saying schizophrenia and depression arent real clearly have never met someone with the actual afflictions.

Yall niggers need jesus

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>>677851762
wat

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>>677851168

>>677850886
>Minimal effort on the shoop
>Fucked up the quote
Step yo game up

>>677851814
If you are Schitzoprenic then the paranoia will occur anyway and anywhere. Olanzapine will give you diabetes and Risperidone, well that stops you doing a lot of things, that is also a very powerful drug. See if you can go and get it diagnosed. There may be options for you that I have not listed here. Take a leap of faith.

>>677852058
jesus triggers the hell out of me

>>677851354
You are fucking stupid. You realize it's degenerative right? Enjoy what little sanity you have while you have it.

>>677849761
broken leg

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>>677852150
risperdal gave me b cups

>>677849761
samefagitis

>>677849761
I take Adderall every day. Keeps me focused. When I stopped taking it to go in the army, I could function but I found myself unable to think and act as I wanted to.

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>>677850835
I'm a "diagnosed schizophrenic" and the government gives me money every month because of that but I can confirm that it is 100% not a real disease.

They so-called symptoms are basically just like dreaming when you are awake. Hence, a day dream but scary.

If you think you have this schizophrenia thing you probably don't and are just malingering.

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All of them.

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>>677849761
>>677849998

Fuck off. Without my meds I can't even function on a normal level. You know how your bathroom mirror gets foggy after taking a hot shower? Now imagine that all of your thoughts are presented to you in this foggy mirror.That's how my brain is without my medicine. I can't think clearly to save my fucking life. I deliver pizza at the moment. Before I had medication, I'd have to look at my little paper with the address on it about 10 to 15 times before the address would finally stick. I couldn't do any math in my head past adding and subtracting one and two digit numbers. I would literally stop in the middle of a sentence and just stare into nothingness for no reason. I was depressed because I couldn't function on a normal level and I was going to be a complete failure in life because of it. I was so depressed that I was borderline suicidal. Getting medication for my ADH saved my life. It's so much more than not being able to focus or have an attention span. It affected how my brain functioned in almost every single aspect.

MOTHER FUCKING "GLUTEN FREE"
IT
IS
FAKE

>>677852359
I am not going to test that theory.

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skull fractures

>>677851949
>Implying that homosexuals are hamsters.

>>677850909
I have a medical diagnosis for depression and regularly see a therapist which does help if you have the right one but its tumblrites or i.e. cancer cells who make it hard for us by saying they have it but don't and then people don't believe you and think you just want attention but if someone honestly has it that's just about the worst thing to say to them i know its /b/ but just be careful because you never know who's on the verge of suicide I lost an uncle this way and so yeah

>>677852361
How did you get that prescribed to you then?

>>677851744
Most people here really are autistic to some extent

>>677850029
Who remembers that time when /b/ was populated solely by doctors and everyone came here for a diagnosis?

>>677852513
>>677852472
>taking amphetamines helps me think!

>>677852488
do dmt, shrooms, pot, and never touch another chemical again

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>>677852058
Bump also a psych fag and these niggas need SUM EDUMACATION

Broken legs

>>677849761
morgellons

>>677852488
I have heard basically that if you have schizophrenia you do not know that you have it. Which is basically what you are saying there my friend.

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>>677851585
If you dont know what youre looking at here, I advise you to pick up a middle school bio textbook.

>>677852682
i remember when sometimes there was a doctor you could find here, but that time there were also id's

>>677852488
Me, being a mild schizophrenic who is likely medicated, can tell you for sure that since i havent got it that bad, every single other person experiences it like me.

The part that makes people crazy is when they cannot differ between what is really happening and what isnt. When you have voices talking to you, whilst seeing things, whilst being paranoid of conspiracies and everyone, then tell us its not real. You fuck. Give the gov back their money you clearly dont need it.

>>677852472
Your thinking of ADDD

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>>677849761
LOL how do you faggats not realize this is bait? kek

>>677851337
yeah.. that was the joke faggot

>>677851585
Go look in the mirror all the proof autism exists right there

>>677852472
Similar happened to me and my anti-anxiety meds in my basic training in the Air Force. Couldn't stop panicking, didn't sleep for four days, eventually went to the psyche ward and the found my heart beat was critically low and gave me anti-anxiety meds to sleep. Eventually discovered that I had a clinical history of anxiety and I had a general discharge.

>>677852920
Do not worry too much about paranoia, most of it is more than likely justified. The world is not a smooth running place.

>>677852920
shill retards in this thread hard out autistic tiny man little loser

>>677852684
It does. What's your point?

>>677853143
You clearly don't understand what paranoia means in the context of mental illness.

you people forgot about every other fag who thinks they have OCD

>>677850029
/thread

>>677852570
No I'm just agreeing with the fact that homosexuality does in fact occur in nature among other animals not just humans. There's plenty of bisexuals who choose to be gay but there's many who don't have a choice but it's not that bad it's the same as a boy liking a girl or vice versa. Besides we all once came from prehistoric hamsters https://youtu.be/wissIOikrqc other videos explaining the end of the dinosaur Era also focus on the rodent being the mammal that shined and brought forth our genetic family tree

>DBPTSD

>Disagreement Based Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

>>677853113
That just sounds like a benzo dependency. You went into benzo withdrawal and they had to sort you out. The

>>677850478
>what is a brain scan

>>677853284
Yes. I do.
a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. It may be an aspect of chronic personality disorder, of drug abuse, or of a serious condition such as schizophrenia in which the person loses touch with reality.

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>>677849761
Autism.

>>677850531
You're literally surrounded by cancer on all sides right now, in fact that very post you just made was cancer

>>677853185
Looks like we have our proof autism is real.
What the fuck were you trying to say anon?

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>>677852513
>>677852684

Diagnosed young, stopped taking and sold my meds in late teens. Off em by 20. Thought pot would help for years but nah it just makes it more disorienting. Considering seeing a doc and maybe trying meds again. Dunno which I quoted, but yea dude it's not fake, over diagnosed for sure, but nah it's real, and inheritable! And fuck that other faggot.

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>>677852920

They aren't voices and they aren't things you are seeing... it's stuff that is actually happening. It's like watching TV and the TV is talking to you.

Everyone experiences that. Not schizophrenia. Made up disease.

>>677853511
Obviously it exists

>>677852537
Underrated post

>>677850600
isn't that what turns you into a zombie

>>677852488
Wow, so seeing hallucinations "isn't" a mental disorder? Of your brain over processing images that aren't there? Tell me can you form facial expressions?

chronic personality disorder; has some similar characteristics as Autism. At times it is the initial thoughts of the person that diagnosed Autism that eliminates that possibility first.

that you're retarded and marked for extermination

>>677849761
Actually, it does. Cancer definitely exists though, just keep scrolling on /b/

>>677851079
>mfw I can do a fuck load of drink and drugs for months, then simply stop and get fit and healthy.

rinse and repeat

>>677853695
Maybe for you it's not voices and hallucinations..
For me it's hallucinations and pretty severe paranoia

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>>677849761
Niggoria

>>677851257
>what is celiac disease
hardly anybody has it though, most people are just faggots who like to be a part of any group that allows them to play victim

6:14am here. Someone make me breakfast please?

>>677850564
That is a mental illness

>>677849761
Mental conditions like Autism and ADHD are almost always caused by vaccinations. Argue whatever the fuck you want, it's proven to be true.

>>677854105
confirmed.

my cat got a shot and then turned autistic :<

>>677850110
i tought at first it wasn't real but it is real I'm glad you haven't experienced severe depresion

Non trauma-related PTSD.

>>677850502
Everyone on tumblr is a minority ADHD transwoman with OCD and is always bearing the burden of society on their shoulders.

I'm actually the first three. But I don't bitch about it to the god damn world because people look at me funny. Friggin' asshats.

ITT all things exist but faggots always fag it up

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>>677853830
I haven't smiled since I was maybe 10 years old.

But I'm happy enough.

>>677852058
Alot triggers the hell out of me a lot. You stupid fuck. You're lucky they pay you a teacher's salary when your teaching is really just babysitting.

Jk good job on not killing yourself from frustration, but maybe take an English course, yeh?

>>677852472
>taking a psychoactive stimulant makes me focus
>I must have a disease!

You realize it does that for everybody right? We have no actual evidence that ADHD exists. At least with schizophrenia we can do brain imaging to see that it's there

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>>677852009
and ur not citing shit, almost as if you don't know what you are talking about or something.

>>677854235
ive suffered 25 years of straight physical mental emotional sexual spiritual psychological trauma and abuse.

trust me, smoke dope.

>>677854105
There are ways to spot Autism in babies though, there is a tutorial on it on youtube. I can not believe that it would act that fast though to hit a baby so hard and fast as to give it Autism.

>>677854105
Yep, I went to the doctor last November for my flu shot and came down with a bad case of the autisms. Couldn't look anyone in the eye for a week.

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>>677853597

OP from >>677852513 here

I was diagnosed young as well, but I waned myself off it halfway through high school. Did ok for the rest of school and for a couple years out of it, but towards the beginning of 2015 it started really affecting me again. My ex and I had mutually broken up so I was alone for all of the year and the beginning of this year which probably made it a lot worse since I didn't have anyone to kind of nudge me in the right direction and keep me on track. Last Sept/Oct I went and saw my primary who told me to go get evaluated by a psych before going back on meds. I was hesitant, but going back on was the best decision I've probably ever made in a VERY long time.

>>677854235
>post traumatic
>non traumatic

Kill yourself

>>677854340

>>677852009

>>677853695
Faggot, TVs don't talk to you its the show playing implied for the audience. Schizophrenia is the brain malfunctioning in sending too much sensory information and not enough information to the amygdala besides distress.http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/schizophrenia/index.shtml

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEE3EE3EE3EE

>>677853213
That it does that for everyone, tests have shown the effects are indistinguishable in people who supposedly have ADHD and those who don't. The ones who "have ADHD" just needed something to explain their lack of self control without admitting fault, works out really nice

>>677854336
It gets everyone that doesn't have ADD or narcolepsy high as fuck, which is why it's commonly called speed. It has the exact opposite effect on narcoleptics and people with ADD.

>>677854523
You got it. Not firing in an adequate manner.

>>677850886
My brother has aspergers. He is different. He takes a lot longer than most people to understand what he hears, and he also has a severe writing disability commonly associated with Aspergers. Can confirm is real.

>>677854503

>>677854340

>>677853294
OCD is still a real thing though, albeit rare. Some guy almost killed himself because of a compulsion to play Russian Roulette at a stoplight

PTSD caused from someone disagreeing with you on twatter

>>677853368
Just because homosexuality is found in nature doesn't mean that it's okay. It doesn't matter if two male zebras mate together, we are humans not fucking zebras. And sticking your cock up another guy's ass and giving him a rimjob is fucking disgusting. Faggots who think they deserve extra attention and more rights than they already have are fucking idiots. I don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.

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autism to a point.

watching Louis Theroux, there's definitely something wrong with some of those kids, probably retardation. But..

>be me
>be working on a fairground ride
>kid is being a little cunt punching things, being a nuiscanse to other kids
>me and a few other kids share eye contact like wtf is goin on
>try get the kid off the ride
>refuses and runs away from me
>I tell his mum he will have to come off because he's not listening to me or the rules
>Mother turns to me
>"He has autism"
>turns back around
>mfw

you're cunts just a cunt with no boundaries lady. I eventually threw him off and his mother didn't even complain.

>>677849761
The holocaust

>>677854336
It actually doesn't improve focus on everybody, in fact on people who definitely don't have ADHD it causes the opposite problem of having a severe lack of focus.

The issue around ADHD is that it varies in severity from debilitating to minor inattentiveness. This is why there's such a variety of therapies, why medications exist at different dosages, and why titration is necessary to ensure adequate dosing.

Simply because we do not fully understand the mechanism behind ADHD does not mean it's bunk.

>>677854469
Retard, in clearly referring to tumblrites who claim PTSD after seeing someone relating a story about a friend's girlfriend being called slightly thick.

>>677850029
Put 100% of your faith into the establishment and everything within it. You'll make a great addition to the new world order. Oh wait, they only have room for 500,000 idiots, and despite your comment, you're not quite retarded enough and you die too.

>>677851064
Kek

>>677854781
Ah the old animals are animals but we humans are not animals argument. *pats head*

Just because homosexuality is found in nature doesn't mean that it's okay. It doesn't matter if two male zebras mate together, we are humans not fucking zebras. And sticking your cock up another guy's ass and giving him a rimjob is fucking disgusting. Faggots who think they deserve extra attention and more rights than they already have are fucking idiots. I don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks

>>677853695

Listen man, I have seen real schizophrenics and you clearly have not because it is very real..

I work in a prison and have been in charge of inmates with a variety of mental illnesses, and schizophrenia is the most unsettling one I have ever encountered. There is one inmate that comes to my mind - his name is Warren (not his real name duh but you know) and Warren is 31 years old with severe schizophrenia.

When he is on his medicine, he is somewhat normal - he knows he is in prison, can talk about his mood and will tell you things about his life before being incarcerated. But every few months he decides he doesn't want to take it anymore, and the madness beings:

He will throw food on the walls, piss on the floor, and generally has no idea where he is or what his situation is. But that is nothing compared to how he sees the world - he believes that the entire universe is connected to a central computer that determines all outcomes, and that HE BUILT the computer. He claims that he has met every correctional officer ever born in various cities around the world and he thinks that the world has "glitches" because of the computer malfunctioning. Sometimes he feels like there are assassins waiting around every corner to murder him, or that there are cameras and microphones in the walls or in his teeth designed to monitor him.

Warren also happens to several other medical conditions that make him mentally slow, but the schizophrenia is the most debilitating and prominent illness he expresses. Please do not think that people are making shit up because you think that your daily existence of normal must automatically apply to other people.

>>677854433
>touch baby penis
>if smile no autis

>>677855037
Agreed.

>>677854105
Can confirm, one time I didn't properly sterilize my needle before injecting 3 marijuanas, got ADHD within a week. Doctors were pretty skeptical since I'm in my 50's but I showed them the needle marks and they wrote me a script right away.

I am happy to hear from those that have something about what it is like to have it as opposed to arguing if it exists or not (which I understand is the intention of the thread).

>a bunch of mentally ill people pretending to be diagnosed and doctors arguing with each other: the thread

top kek

>>677852537
Friends don't let women drive.

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>>677855137

>3 marijuanas

you poor soul dear god its a miracle ur still with us!

>>677855063
Go away with that shit talk please.

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>>677854105
>it's proven to be true.
http://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/autism.html
>There is no link between vaccines and autism.
http://www.webmd.com/brain/autism/searching-for-answers/vaccines-autism
>The American Academy of Pediatrics, the CDC, the World Health Organization, and the Institute of Medicine all agree that there's probably no relationship between autism and vaccines.
http://www.babycenter.com/0_vaccines-and-autism-separating-fact-from-fiction_1470554.bc
>Most scientists say there's no credible scientific evidence that vaccines cause autism.

inb4theremustbesomeprofitrelationshipconspiracy

>>677851762
kek. it's real dude. they just have barely functioning brains (although that depends on what you call "functioning") it's just a very rare disease, and you don't see it often because aborting anyone with that is the responsible thing to do. in addition, taking care of those children is fucking hard. they literally are trying to kill themselves everyday. only their insane mother stops it. they're like vegetables but fugly

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>>677850886
I knew I would use this photo some day

this notepad

>>677851762
when mom wants to take a family picture after you just smoked a blunt

>>677854691

Bull fucking shit. Every single kid I knew in school who was prescribed doctors meth either abused the shit out of it to get high, didn't take it and sold all of it (hence confirming the fact the entire thing is bullshit), or actually took it and the only result they got was sleeping disorders. Also funny how just about every kid I knew who took it during middle/high school is now off it and functioning completely normally. Adhd is a sham, you can't function without it because you were handed a doctors prescribed amphetamine addiction. Enjoy your shit life.

>>677855451
did uncle jim dog touch you anon?

>>677851762
>microcephally
>pic of anencephally

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>>677854817
I wonder why would anyone say that ADHD isn't a real issue, It exist! but "wannaBeCoolKidz/attationWhores" say they all have it, just like learning dysfunctions, in sweden people with different dysfunctions get extra test time. So when test time comes around Whole Classes goes from full functional to full retardation
>wat moar? got stories

>>677854336
There is proof through the same procedure that you are talking about,that someone with adhd has different patterns than someone who does not

>>677850371
>Oppositional Defiant Disorder
this seriously does sound like a load of shit.
wikipedia cited an academic paper and it's got a lifetime prevalence of about 10% for males and females. fucking hell. these people need a good asswoopin

>>677854642
That argument is completely invalid. You measure the progress from the effect, not the effect it self dumbass. That's like saying cancer is fake because EVERYONE gets sick from radiation therapy. Fucking idiot.

>>677850230
/thread

>>677855686
PSSST! Most of them are misdiagnosed, or worse, the school has forced their parents to put them on it.

>>677855686

It's incredibly easy to fake an ADHD diagnosis and you can score a prescription to get high with ease if you're a teen doing poorly in school. That doesn't mean its fake you asshammer. Correlation /= causation. I'd tell you to pick up a book sometime but I'm sure you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with it.

>>677854705
Faggot, if I had it I would say I do but I don't but I know people that do and those who have been affected by their loved ones having it. It really does change a person and make them likely to be more dangerous than the average person considering they would be acting in a manner to protect themselves against their hallucinations. My bf's childhood best friend has it and when I met him at first i thought he was being rude by having no facial expression (then my bf told me he had Schizophrenia) he told me his phone said he liked me and that his phone has the ability to take him to far away places. He's on meds but it'd still pretty bad.

>>677854817
>>677854691
That's only if you take too high of a dose, which most people do if they plan to use it for recreational purposes. When taken daily at a prescribed dosage, tolerance builds up quickly and the jitters/anxiety/scatterbrain effects disappear, leaving the focus. People like to think this is because they have ADHD.

Narcolepsy is a separate issue for which amphetamines are a legitimate treatment, ADHD is something that literally anybody can be diagnosed with if they want to, thanks to having zero physical proof of its existence. But by all means, keep believing in your imaginary illness, gets you fun drugs so might as well

>>677851490
kek anon.
were you not paying attention because you didn't want to or because you couldn't?
if it's the first you're a dick. if it's the second you dun goofed.

>>677851317
aspergers is a light form of autism, it definitely exists

adhd likely exists too

the problem is that these diagnoses are handed out too frivolously so they can sell medicine and therapy.

Hungry

>>677854817
This

Death

>>677855686
Funny, because I didn't. I took my meds every goddamn day and it did fucking wonders for me. I never felt 'high', I just felt normal. I waned myself off during high school and was fine for a couple years but then it came back, so I need it again..... And guess what........ I'm not even abusing it or selling it to retards... Fuck me right?

preciousness

Eternal bleeding

>>677852871
Shit's photoshoped, bruv.

>>677856180
Would you like some of my apple juice
take
a sip

Sleepiness

>>677854822
#triggered

>>677856100
"You got it" where I am from means that you understand a valid point and it has been repeated or paraphrased back to me. There was not harm intended in what I wrote.

Brazilians

>>677855822
...

...

>in sweden people

Well, I hope they speak Swedish in hell, which is where you should go, for butchering the English language as you have. I hope you are really fucking proud of yourself.

Being a man that has less than 5"11

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>>677855822
Jesus fuck! Having a mental illness is cool where you live?

To cure autism all you have to do is bitch slap them when they start acting like little cunts and tell them to grow the fuck up

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>>677853986
this is what we call cancer, kill it with fire
>>677855536
kekonaritor did y just look dis up

>>677855274
>implying anybody in this thread is a doctor

Niggers

White privilege

>>677855686
Adhd and add can "disappear" as the brain develops.

>>677856441
Please tell me you are hoping for an adverse reaction from a mainstream person.

Gender studies

this thread...

>>677855686
Did a shitload of tests as a kid and ended up being classified as "Symptomatic" for adhd but wasnt prescribed shit. (Didnt find out til years after getting into drugs)
Fast forward a bit and I try adderall and all it does it make me feel normal.

>>677850835
Its fake mate, only querrs pretend its real

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>>677856436
Apparantly, all the coolKidz have it, they are called Vikings they just want to fuck Denmark all over I don't even know why

Addiction in anyone with willpower.

>>677855824
What proof exactly? What a bunch of teenagers are telling you "their brains feel like?" Give me some real physical evidence that there's any difference

>>677855948

>Agree that Oppostional Defiant Disorder is not real

My girlfriend has a cousin with a piece of shit child that literally cries, fights, and whines at everything. I mean it - one time, her mother told her to stop begging for people to push her on the swing and she ran away to cry. Not ran away like ran to her room, ran out of the fucking house and into the woods. Her mom was weirdly unconcerned about it so either she was hoping the kid just got lost or it had happened before. She told us that the kid has huge problems at school with getting in trouble and her grades suck - when my GF asked her why she didn't just crack down harder with the discipline her cousin basically said it wasn't worth it. Shit parenting is not a medical condition.

Other fake shit:

>ADHD
>PTSD in some cases is total self-diagnosed bullshit
>Gluten allergies that are not full blown celliacs disease. I literally fed my roomate's girlfriend gluten once after she claimed to be "super allergic" to gluten and nothing happened to her at all. She said it was delicious. When I told her it was not actually gluten free food she made up some shit that same day about feeling sick but it was like a week later and me and my roommate both know what was up.
>I feel like fibromyalgia is mostly bullshit

>>677856368
Fuk y U fkin Twatt I spelll Bettter thean ur moam du figt

Drake