>>677847424
I'm connected to Hitler and Oswald Mosley.

Im 19 and had my 5th abortion today.

>have pretty cousin
>she's 16
>easter, gramma and grampas diningroom, low on space
>bounce my hand off her ass by accident
>confused feels
you dont even know
its so soft its unreal

Last night I answered a Craigslist ad for "trans female selling my body", mostly out of curiosity... but I would've paid for something if it was $20 or less.

>>677847558
impressive

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my freshman year of college I blew a dude I met on tinder, and my girlfriend has no idea

I have a serious gambling problem. I make roughly 40k USD a year and lost 25k within the past 2 months at the casino. Probably going to sell my house and car to keep gambling in hopes of winning it all back and if not fuck it.

>>677847424
I'm 21 yo, i make lot of sport, girl say i'm goodly. But i don't make sex because my penis is sooo little 12cm i don't know why god make that with my body !

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I've been fucking my best friend's girlfriend for the past 3 years

>He goes on long business trips
>Sometimes for 2 weeks or more
>His girlfriend starts talking to me on Facebook randomly
>Says their sink is having problems
>Asks me to come over to help fix it
>Come over and look at the kitchen sink
>It's completely fine
>What the fuck
>Turn around and she's crying
>She hugs me and tells me she's so lonely
>Tells me that he's never there for her anymore
>That she hasn't had sex in months with him
>She randomly ends up kissing me
>Kissing turns into making out
>Making out turns into taking clothes off
>We end up fucking right in the kitchen
>Afterwards I get in my car and drive home
>Pull over and start bawling my fucking eyes out
>Just fucked my best friend's girlfriend
>Been best friends with this guy since I was 13 years old
>He saved my life once when I was going through depression
>Both almost 30 now
>Oh God what the fuck have I done
>Few weeks pass without any of us talking
>Scared he knows by now
>She messages me that she wants to fuck again
>End up going over despite feeling like total shit about it

It's been 3 years now, he still has no idea, we fuck every other weekend behind his back, sometimes I stay at his place, sleep in his bed with his girlfriend, it feels weird...but I can't stop doing it.

I eat my own cum every time. I don't mind the taste and its the easiest way to clean up for me. I'm not gay, but I don't mind it.

>>677849848
Let me confort you.
You're the victim here.

>>677849848
post more

when I was 12 I fucked my male cousin's ass, then he fucked me.

when 14, I fucked my 13y/o female cousin, vaginal and anal by accident.

when 13, I fucked a small pony.

when 19, I fucked my x-gf's mother who was 46.

there's more, I know... I've forgotten a shit ton of ill shit.

>>677848180
consider that there contraception. Ask your doc for a intrauterine device.

>>677850247
give stories

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Me and my friends bullied a kid in highschool to the point where he had to switch schools. Now hes a crossdresser.

Fat brony fuck deserved it though.

>>677847424
Tossed a mattress in the swimming pool.
Took a crane to take it out.

>>677847424
When I was in high school, I hated my mom's presence so much that I would steal my dad's pain meds, huff gasoline, and have people send me everclear...I even tried drinking gasoline...I would listen to white noise, and od on opiates because I was so annoyed by her just even her voice, the feelings where mutual

>>677850446
can't be assed to greentext half a novel, but feel free to ask about details.

>>677847424
I accidentally 93MB of .rar files.

>>677850629
Why didnt you just ya know... Move out?

I've used shit to masturbate with, I smearedit over my penis.

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>>677847424
I've become fairly racist/sexist as a direct response to the SJW bullshit. I used to not care one way or the other. Now I rather disdain nignogs, et al.


>>677848180
I'm actually proud of you. You could be one of the asshole 19 year olds with five kids who will grow up to be drug addicted criminals.

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>>677850571
Cool idea to say all secret here its liberates the heart Thanks !

>>677850743
Because I was still in high school. And I tried, she wouldn't let me leave, or vowed to never give me any of my papers, I tried but she wouldn't sign off, or give me a way to stay away

> at work
>broke something
> worth 200 000 $
> blames the apprentice
> she is dumb as fuck
> she think she did it and take the blame.

>>677850701
how did it start with your female cousin

I'm white.

Same. I blew a black dude I met at a gay bar after watching tranny karaoke.

5/7 I'd do it again.

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>>677847424
I have eczema on my dick, and have to wrap it in bandages before I leave everyday. I also can't fap like I normally would.

>>677851111
how the fuck did you do 200k damage?

also nice quads

>>677848180
so it doesn't really bother you at all? you sound sociopathic

>>677849848
Scum

love my best female friend

>>677849848
if he finds out and kills you...

you would deserve it

>>677850449
Some kids deserved to be bullied. Bronies are a prime example.

>>677851074
How'd you grow to hate each other so much?

I give u a secret i never say at people normally, i'm rish i have 1,7million euros on my banq accont thanks to chocolat london stock exchange

I'm a homo

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>>677851802

>>677851417
worked with offchore equipment. the delay was wat cost so much. I fixed it eventually but stil cost the company at least 200k. the tool was insured for 320 000 £

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I'm into lolicon and child molestation biographies and my boyfriend still doesn't know.

>>677849848

PROTIP: that's not your best friend

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>>677851775
gimme 100 for weed please

>>677851775
can you buy me a steam game ($10)

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I will likely end up hurting my girlfriend because I can no longer stand the constraints of monogamy. I want a polyamorous relationship. I've never cheated before but I'm getting close since I have a few friends I know would be down to fuck if I asked.

>>677851143
we were on some holiday trip, with my parents and grandma, she brought a friend and I brought my male cousin (form the other side of the family, and yes -the one I fucked too) and we got hold of some booze. I had my eyes on my female cousin's friend, and thought that maybe my two non-related cousins could hit it off.

but alas, my male cousin hooked up with the friend of my female cousin and there we were, drunk as fuck in the same room and they were in one bed going at it, and my cousin and I looked at each other like "well, why not.. " and then we fucked.

>>677850449

Everyone bullies at some point, groups do more since they encourage each other.

>>677852147
country?

>>677852014
Send me rib to [email protected] i send u 100 $ or Euros u recieve tomorrow

>>677852158
Whats your point?

maybe one a month or so I buy an air duster spray can and inhale large ammouts of compressed air. It sounds stupid but your whole body goes numb for a minute and you feel really light. I would do it more if it didn't kill so many brain cells at a time.

>>677847424
When I was 8 years old I frequently pissed and once shat behind a wooden chair at school.

>>677852147

Then break up with her anon, it's fine to have feelings like this, everyone does at some point in their relationship but some decide they'd rather not risk the breakup etc. You spoken to her about this? How long you two been together?

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I watch wrestling

>>677852524
me too

>>677852356

Dunno, what was the point in bullying him to leave school?

>>677852293

In the US, Virginia specifially.

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I have a chiari malformation type I, which is when the bottom of your brain is oversized and tries to push out of the bottom of your skull

>>677851773
Well, it's always been me tolerating insults, over reactions to every little thing, her spreading my information out through my friends and family, very explicit information, lying about where my money went, she said once, I put al your father's child support into your account since you weren't here, I was at a camp for kids who were in gangs and killed people, but what I did was smoke weed once, I was looking for escape routes. Looked in my account, she spent all of the money, and I had nothing, she took all of my electronics because I would pace around and listen to music, all day, every day, so then I really had nothing to escape, and then she would go out and lie to my family saying I was sexting guys, writing love letters to Charles mansion, among other things, obviously false information with no sound evidence, but that didn't stop her. I could go on for days and the list gets much worse, but why she is the way she is isn't my problem, especially when she realizes I'm not letting her near me again

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I was fucking this chick who said she was 19 but after we finished she said she was 16 n I was like fuck it.

I was 21.

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>>677849848
Don't break yourself up over it dude, I've been fucking my brother's girlfriend for a solid 6 months now, he has no idea

Think of it this way, if the sex is good and she's fucking you and not some random unhealthy stranger, why is it a bad thing? Keep doing it bro

>>677852147
Hey me... you're still overanalyzing, it right?

>>677852645
Not really sure. It was pretty funny at the time, kid was pure cringe material. End goal wasnt for him to switch schools.

>>677850953
Same regarding your secret. Although for me it's more mild than fairly, and only towards those who associate themselves with the extreme SJW bullshit groups, not your average person who's generally productive enough or polite enough.

>>677852497

She most definitely is not interested in an open or polyamorous relationship. I'm interested in sharing her with friends and strangers. I'm not a cuck by any means. I want to be dominant and it turns me on to have her fuck or blow someone just necause I tell her to. She is open to the idea of a threesome but doesn't want it to be with someone really attractive and I don't want to fuck someone who isn't attractive. Aside from this she's a really good girlfriend, but I know if there are sexual hangups it will eventually turn sour.

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I wish I could be a trap but I have no courage. I lament it often.

>>677847424
many people think im smart . im not . just good at speaking

22, male and virgin

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>>677851995
Truth but also remember, /b/, bitches ain't shit. Even the Bible recognizes this truth: read Ecclissiastes 7:26 thru 28, supposedly written by Solomon, the wisest Jew of them all.

im a male recovering alcoholic/bulimic.

>>677852950

Doesn't make you a pedo, wanting to fuck a chick because she looks underaged makes you a pedo, if you think she's older and she turns out to be younger you're not a pedo.

16 is the legal age of consent where I am, if she was 14 I'd be more impressed, looking at you Japan.

I'm still in love with my ey gf and it hurts everytime i see her. But she wants me as a friend so i just roll with it to make her happy.

I drink almost every night and cry myself to sleep. i think i might have a problem, but im to afraid to tell anyone.

>>677852718
is something cultural your feeling for getting chicks out of the relationship?

dont get me wrong, i get your feeling, is just that every movie or discussion i see on internet about betrayal, americans seem too relaxed about it

>>677853058
know some of that kind.
You might not know it, but everyone who is at least a bit smart knows that you are a fuckhead that is talking shit all day and thinks he seems smart.

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>>677847424

Fairly sure I used to use OP's girl with the book as a fuck pig. Kristin?

Pic unrelated

>>677853042

Hmkay. Well overall I vote, go find a pro that you're both comfortable with and sleep with them, worse case if shit goes poorly you can dump her anyways since yeah you've admitted you'll eventually get too frustrated with the sex side of the relationship.

Give it a go, if she's not willing or overall it's not what you want, move on to something else. It's fine to do that just be honest with her and move on. Then you're golden

>>677853173
Keep up the good work, mate

>>677852843
How does that effect you ?

>>677852950
My man

>>677852965
Your own brother? What the fuck is wrong with you man

I dindt made my History homework

That will haunt me the rest of my life

>>677850732
How does this have no replies? Newfags everywhere.

>>677853566

I would rather have it be me than some random guy, at least she's doing it with someone safe right?

I like short girls and flat chests but at least 21+

I'm very bad at reading others' emotions and expressing my own - if I feel any at all. I feel like a sociopath sometimes ...

>>677853634

>no one notices me
>better samefag

>>677852927
Sorry to hear that anonette, where was the camp if you dont mind letting me know? My younger brother is really troubled and my parents are looking for a place like that.

Also, fuck her, you know? Out of your life forever now

>>677853566
ha I fucked my brothers wife for 14 years until she realized i was never going to leave my wife for her. i never had 1 bit of guilt about it.

>>677853777

>sociopath

I doubt it. Dunno why people jump to extremes like that, reminds me of the chicks that pms and then go 'I think I'm bipolar!'

>>677852970

I over-analyze a lot of things. I don't want to ruin a good relationship but I know I'll never really be happy in a monogamous relationship.

>>677853184

If it's hurting that much stop seeing her and give yourself time to move on.

>>677853684
That's the most bullshit asinine excuse I've ever fucking heard, and you know it. What a fucking load. Of course you'd rather have it be you, you're getting your dick wet. You just have no sense of self control or loyalty, obviously. Wow.. your brother. That is truly fucked

>>677853212

What do you mean? I personally would want her to be with other people as well. In a truly polyamorous relationship trust would need to be established to avoid getting feelings from the randoms you fuck.

I can't find any motivation to do/achieve anything in life, but I'm terrified of dying too

>>677853516

thanks anon

>>677854098
thanks for the reply.
yeah i try that, but not seeing her and missing hurts me just as much..

>>677853892
That's not something to be proud of, you're probably a trashy piece of shit

>>677853498

A pro? You mean an escort? I have one friend who already agreed to have a threesome with, but then that opened the floodgate of "how do you know her/ why did you choose her" etc.

>>677853974
I need to fake the vast majority of my emotions, not sure what that means though

>>677854408
nope, im happy and make a decent living. don't project your loserness on me bitch.

>>677853518
Not much cause it isn't very overdeveloped, but I have to drive 2 hours to go to a hospital to get a MRI every year so they can check on it, and my hand eye coordination is complete shit

I once fapped in the backseat under a blanket on a family road trip. I waited till it got dark and my sister fell asleep. Parents both awake talking in the front and i pretended to be asleep during the action.

There you go.

>>677854588
Making a decent living doesn't mean you aren't trashy. Paris Hilton is trashy as fuck.

growing up i was an evil fucker and my babysitter had downs syndrome, and fuck i did some bad shit to her,
i spat in her food, make her drink my piss, lock her in a room for like 10 hours, choker her, slap her, break furniture and piss on radiators and blame her and my parents would always believe me, all this bullying stopped when i found out about runescape

I think I might actually hate all muslims.

>>677854477

Get an escort, overall you've both got no emotional connection to. Don't go for the friend deal, that'll spark jealousy and you know them.

>>677854588
Hey listen, I fuck girls with boyfriends all the time, no skin off my back and it's not my problem. But to betray your own brother is completely abhorrent. Why would you even want to fuck your brother's wife?

>>677854898
Well, to be fair, who places someone with down syndrome as their baby sitter?

>>677854504

If you're that worried go talk to an actual psychologist rather than self diagnose.

>>677854400

You'll eventually move on but when you've got her constantly in your life reminding you that you're not with her, you're not going to ever move on.

>>677855018
That's a valid point. I may have to look into that. One of my ex's asked me to take her to the DC fetish ball in October if I'm single so who knows.

I had sex with my cousin since we were little kids.
Now we live in diferents countries.

>>677854008
You don't want to hurt her, but you're bleeding yourself out for delaying to act over something you've already decided.

I feel you mate, I don't want to get married.
Plus lately I've gotten other options and want to whore around while I'm young.
>25m

>>677851111
those quads

>>677853684
No you fucking moron you should tell you brother shes unfaithul so he doesnt he can choose whether or not he wants to be in a relationship with somebody like that. You're a fucking scumbag, I hope you someone comes into your life who you fall head over heels for and she rips your heart out you asshat.

>>677847424
Last night I sucked my first cock.
>omg so much delicious cum
>totes enjoy being a fag.

>>677854504
I feel ya on that. I often have to force myself to show empathy for others, though it's usually restricted to those I don't know very well.

>>677854504
What's the worst thing you've done to someone that involves lying or something violent

>>677853350
i know the kind of guy you talk about . I only give a few comments on shit . dont even bother or think about it but then they all agree and make jokes around like: every time anon! couldnt you say it sooner anon? you should talk more anon , then we listen anon ! The guys you talk about are just some low selfesteem guys who need the assurance of their surrounding. I think the think , people who dont talk much are smart...

>>677855252

I've put some thought into it because I was somewhat in the same position with my boyfriend, we talked over a very long period of time, lots of fights etc but we decided what we wanted and a lot of what you're talking about was something we discussed.

Honestly I'd just dump her and move on, it's never good to lock yourself down when you want that type of thing.

I work in a toy shop so I can perv over any jailbait that might come in.

I've been cheating with my girlfriend of four years for almost three months. I love her but she's asexual and fuck I don't have that determination. I want to stop and tell my girlfriend but fuck it'll ruin us.

I have a female cousin who is incredibly into incest. When I was 16 we were on a road trip together and I woke up to her hand on the front of my pants. She has "accidentally" sent me nudes before, claiming she meant to send them to her boyfriend. Now she actually sends me nudes semi regularly and asks if they're good or not.

>>677849717
You won't. You'll lose it all. The odds arealways with the house.

Don't do it.

>>677853408
Get the fuck out of here you newfag

>>677855252
Whoa bro are you me?

Seriously I just want to share my chick with my best friend so badly. Not in a cuck way, but in a bro bonding way, like both of us putting our cocks in her mouth, spit roasting her, etc. MFM/MMF sex just turns me the fuck on.

I am in the Nova area too...

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>>677847424
As a teen I mistakenly fapped to loli with tits thinking that they were petite women. Never have I felt so horrible. Never will I do it again.

>>677855716
You're very right. I know it's easier if you have an account on fetlife where to can meet like minded individuals, but I know several people on there that aren't the most discreet and would broadcast my presence. The local kink community isn't the best (mainly fat older women) and I have a hard time discussing my sexual interests with someone I'm just meeting because there is such a large SJW scene in my city. If they heard I was into rape play, lending out my partner, etc. I would get a shitty reputation really quickly.

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>>677855750
Dafuq. I hope this is b8

>>677855836
Dude, I've tried to date someone who is asexual. Get out while you can. You'll end up doing a lot for them and getting increasingly more frustrated. It isn't worth it.

I think I'm developing feelings for my friend. I've been with my boyfriend for almost 3 years, and I love him. She has a girlfriend, but I feel like something's going to happen and I don't want it to stop, even though it makes me feel like a terrible person.

>>677856029
I currently live in NOVA and work in DC, though she lives in RVA. I would be interested in my friends using her, but also strangers. There's a subreddit called /r/randomactsofblowjob that I wanted her to start using but she had no interest.

>>677849848
By now he wishes he didn't save you from depression

>>677855649
Not much that's violent. But I lie about a lot of things. Nothing really bad because nothing interesting happens in my life, but just very frequently - and that to anyone, including family and close friends.

>>677856181

Where the fuck are you living? Hick town?

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Don't let thread die

>>677855021
she was hot and wanted the d. so who am i to refse my sister in law anything. my brother would be horribly upset if i denied her anything she asked of me.

Im a good brother.

>>677856333
I'm thinking that's going to be the best route honestly. I'd feel like a dickhead breaking up with her just because of sex but god damn, she doesn't want to do anything relatively sexual. She doesn't even like cuddling in certain ways. If we're gonna kiss she doesn't like my hands being anywhere but her waist. It's ridiculous.

i give money to the homeless when i can. I know its wrong but i wish so fckn deeply i would get the recognition for it. I mean the homeless are thankfull but somehow its not enough for me . i hate attention whores but i still whish sometimes when im in town giving a few euros to homeless dudes someone sees me who i know . I mean i like helping ... really. not only the homeless but sometimes i feel like people should know how nice i am. i m a sick fuck i know...

>>677856682
RVA. It's a small city so shit like that gets out quickly. I know from experience that those acquaintances would show my profile around.

I want to have a threesome with my boyfriend and one of my female friends, but I've only gone down on a girl once so I'm scared I won't be any good.

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>At a cute girls house
>Her parents just left
>It's now only us two
>Her normal bathroom was being renovated
>Only other bathroom in the house was her parents
>She went into her parents room
>I followed in after she got out
>Figured she must of had to use the bathroom
>Big fucking shit in the toilet
>surprise.jpeg
>I mean this thing is fucking huge
>I grab it
>Star to contemplate my options
>goforit.wav
>I smear it on my dick
>I'm using her shit as lube
>Feels fucking great
>Man this is dirty
>Knock on the door
>Ohfuck.gif
>It's her dad
>I quickly clean myself off as best i can
>Washing my hands with speed never again reached
>open the door
>Her dad says "Sorry anon, forgot my keys and I'm in a bit of a hurry"
>Walk out of bathroom
>Start to come to realization
>Ask the cute girl what she needed out of her parents room
>She says I was looking for a cell phone charger
>I masturbated with her dads shit
>Mfw

>>677857012

Move then?

>>677853408
>dat dance

>>677856973
I felt the same way when I broke up with her but a healthy relationship includes sex. If you're not happy the relationship will become toxic.

>>677856996

>does something nice
>doesn't' get noticed for me
>wants to get noticed for it
>oh but I hate attention whores

Faggot.

>>677854865
wow...you know words hurt right? me and paris are very upset that we dont live up to your idea of a perfect person like you.

oh wait. nope fuck ya

>>677856637
Do you think that people are good and honest or that they're all just out to secretly get what they want?

>>677857056

Yolo it

>>677849848
Jeez that's rough, homie. He's going to find out eventually, trust me.

In Gr12 I broke into my school after hours. Stole a copy of a final exam, copyed the answers, and scored way above my avg for the class. If I didn't do this I would of done bad in the class, lost my scholarships, not be in Univ were I am now and in general a different life.

What I hate is that I did this all because I was to lazy to put in the effort and learn the damn subject. I cheated my self and when I'm drunk hunts me to this day.

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9 years old had alien dream and woke with this grey triangle implant thing in arm.

Age 17 had lucid dream where I was on space ship and got probed, woke up and was shook for two hours from how intense the unemotional beings were.

Made peace with my alien nightmares and stopped having them by stopping sleeping on back. 3 months ago had another dream but was awake for one hour, just walked around my room and outside my balcony a metre from my face was a circle of 5 blue orbs. They span slowly and scanned my face which paralyzed me with fear then shot up with beam of light. Seeing something physical made me feel like I don't know the truth of this world anymore.

>>677857092
It's not really feasible to move simply to get laid. I could probably set up a fetlife based in another city and drive.

>>677853021
>is nice

In second grade I beat up a bully who turned out to have leukemia (I guess I fought cancer)
I also faked results on a massive school project that decided whether I graduated or not.

>>677857167
I would probably say that our relationship isn't necessarily healthy considering how I've been fucking a different girl for months. I think I know that I need to break up with her, it just won't be easy.

>>677857065
>>677857065
do you have a shat fetis?

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i have a mother-in-law who has a pretty big ass.
she wears panties at most times, but sometimes she wears thongs or g-stings.
one day decide to tear her panties, so she would wear more of her thongs.
nothing happens, and she does not wear any of them.
decide to tear more panties apart.
she sometimes looks weirdly at me.
>ohshitsheknows.jpg
going through her laundry. (she usually hides her panties in between the towels)
Notice her panties are laying on top in plain sight. wripp them to shreds.
>I must have ruined about 8-10 panties now
next day she comes to me says that all her panties are ruined
>nonono.jpg
>"good thing i have thongs. they last much longer *smiles*

I know shes on to me, and she doesn't do anything about it. I'm just scared shitless if her husband or my gf find out

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I like watching guys self suck, and self fuck.

>>677856973
That's friendship, dude.

>>677857275
Look at it this way, nobody else was smart enough to do that and it worked to your advantage. You may not have put the work into studying but you put the work into that grade.

>>677856508
That and /r/hotwife are my go to as well...the coincidence is crazy.

Just finished a tale where a 16yo rapes the ghost of an 14yo, and regret nothing at all

>>677857424
I had a friend who was asexual and, even though she didn't want her partner to leave her, understood that they needed sexual release, so she allowed him to have sex with other women so long as he didn't get emotionally attached to any of them. Not saying that's at all the norm in that situation, but it worked for them. Stay strong /b/ro, I know it sucks but look out for yourself since your lady ain't.

>>677847424
I was in college and stole 10 grand from my employer. They blamed and fired the scummy warehouse manager. Old man who ran the place completely loved and trusted me and never would have considered I was guilty.

I'm now about to graduate from law school. The 10 grand helped me out.

>>677857931
well you certainly act like a lawyer would

>>677857572
It's definitely a relationship, she's so emotionally invested and dependent on me it's insane. I know she loves me, and I love her. I just can't ignore the fact that the actions she's comfortable with are strictly platonic.

If we got married, after our wedding we'd just like sit on the fucking couch and watch TV.

>>677857173
bit out of context but still ... Attention whores use personal pain and struggle to get attention . I actually do sth right . im not bitchy about it and i never told any body i give money to homeless. but yes its why im a sick fuck. My thought is : Is it so wrong to get recognition for actually doing sth?

>>677849765
If you're smart, you would know that size doesn't matter ... my bf is 10cm, and he make me cum like hell. My ex was 17cm and, god that was bad, as hell.

Get confident, git gud, and fuck grills with your heart.

My stupid brother got arrested for driving drunk last night. He's gone completely fucking crazy and there's nothing I can do about it because I'm living far away but it's stressing my parents out so much it's just horrible.

>>677858147

No attention whores are attention whores and you're an attention whore.

>be me
>recovering alcoholic/drug addict
>got married this year
>wife is also recovering
>night before wedding
>hanging out with some friends
> also sober except one
>he offers me a pot brownie
>eat it
>no big deal
>go home go to sleep
>next day get married
> no big deal
any other recovery people here?

>>677847424
Everyone thinks Im the most hilarious person around.
Everyone thinks I am the most happy person around.

Im actually really sad all the time.

>>677857716
That one is also pretty good! My reddit throwaway is /u/everyitalianguy if you want to talk more on the subject.

>>677858678
I feel you /b/ro.

I just feel the same.

>>677858678
The funniest comedians usually have depression.

>>677857173
probably true

I spent a year heavily addicted to crystal meth and now I'm partially schizophrenic.

>>677857780
What is that tale?

>>677848443
FUCK YEAH NIGGA FUCK YEAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!

>>677858956
This thread

I have no formal education. Haven't gone to college, graduated high school or even completed a single year of school.

I was raised by a single mom in California, we were living always on the brink of poverty, She'd be working 40+ hours a week as the usual and never had time to spend with both me, my oldest brother AND my sister. Needless to say I was heavily neglected because dealing with my emotional needs was "too much additional work", as a child
I was anti-social and always extremely uncomfortable around strangers and even family... I was just too afraid and aware of how incoherent I am to convey my thoughts even now.

* I've never done more than 5 months of traditional schooling

* I get anxiety attacks just thinking about when company is over

* I'm not good with confronting strangers

* I was molested by somebody who was my best friend since age 6 at 13

* Brother died when I was 11

* Sister has 2 children (She's 20)

* Only had 1 girlfriend (no sex)

* I'm 20 and 50% of the time since I became 18 I've been a NEET.

I'm so lost and don't know how to get up every time I fall down, it just happens.

>>677859176

but why would you touch that stuff?

>>677859176
How the shit can someone be partially schizophrenic?

>>677854309
You aren't alone.

>>677859449

Because they want to feel special

>>677859449
You have voices but no hallucinations

>>677847424
I want to participate in a gigantic orgy only attended by /b/tards all wearing anonymous masks.

>>677859704
That would smell awful.

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>>677847424

>be 9/10 year old me
>derping in school with computers
>visitor arrives
>links to an image board
>Basically, 4chan but for underage faggots
>Bitchy Teacher tells us to post pictures of Icecream
>K
>Soon enough, it's like a real imageboard (replying to shit, Thomas the tank engine for some reason, lots of kekky shit)
>class gets yelled at next day
>fucking worth it.jpg

i had homosexual gay sex with my 15 year old cousin

>>677856973
Fuck that shit fam

>biggest secret i've found in a long time
34 32 64 6f 63 74 6f 72 73 2e 62 6c 6f 67 73 70 6f 74 2e 63 6f 6d 20 2d 20 69 73 20 79 6f 75 72 20 6e 61 6d 65 20 44 61 6e 3f

I'm in love with one of my best friends. She's been asking me for advice with this guy she's liked for months, and I die a little inside every time I help her but I like seeing her happy.

>>677859449
I don't know. I know that a lot of my thoughts are incorrect ways of interpreting reality and I still understand what reality is supposed to be.

>>677859420
I was heavily enabled and had no respect for the drug. I had tried other drugs before with minimal repercussions.

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I deflowered my 13 year old cousin because she wanted to

Im 21

Completely and totally in love with my sister-in-law. I'd drop everything in a heartbeat if she was willing.

>>677860433

That'll happen

>>677859383
ROFL dude you are fucked. Kill yourself.

>>677860260
no... stop doing that.
next time she does that say you cant do this any more cause you're in love with her.
As simple as that. If you two get together good.
If not then at least you will continue knowing that you were clear. Plus sometimes she might even start thinking of you two together

>>677860413
Ah, sounds like the early stages of it. Well, my personal advice would be to continue seeing a therapist and stay on any medication they prescribe you.

>>677855540
I see what you did there.

>>677849717
my father used to have a gamble addiction he went to rock bottom but he has a strong mind broke his addiction and has his life back on track he lost everything his family house money pride but he overcome his addiction you can do too bro

>>677860014
I prefer heterosexual gay sex

>>677859383

I too grew up in a single parent family and felt neglected, was molested by older boy constantly. Had social anxiety. No qualifications.

Get yourself the shittiest job you can that will take you, use money to enroll on online school courses. Start jogging and lifting. Watch Self help videos.

I'm very happy now and you could be too.

>>677854274
I think i know you. Your actually from WV not VA

>>677860724
It's gotten much better in the last year and a half since I quit. I haven't ever seen a therapist although I would like to sometime. I joined the military after I quit and kept it all to myself.

>>677856508
Yo I'm in nova i'd be down to get my dick sucked by your girl

>>677847424
i let my best friends little sister straddle me while i give her a horsey ride till she climaxes then touch myself thinking about it for weeks

>>677861028
me too but im not that lucky

>>677850629
why you hate your own mom share story also dont hate your mom retard when she dies who will be there for you

>>677847424
I've only had sex 2 times, both unprotected. Both times I came inside her after only like 10 minutes so I acted like i didnt cum. the grill thinks I like dont have the ability to cum now lmao

I'm a high school senior who has been modeling for two years and I've never been in a relationship. I've never even been passed first base. I have not even the slightest understanding of what it means to maintain some sort of intimacy with another human being and have only now realized- accepted, perhaps- that I'm the only one to blame for it. There's my secret. I'll tell myself that admitting this anonymously on 4chan is enough intimacy for me- that this is enough, I'm ok with this. There's another one.

>>677861554
Faggot

>>677861604
>Are you fucking autistic ????

I'm 21. Dating a guy that is 51.

I'm a big dude, 6'1", 260lbs. Sometimes I wish I was short and skinny so I could dress like a chick and pass

Ive jerked-off on my sister-in-laws panties for a couple of years now and I think she knows it, idk.

>>677862048
>big guy

>>677858147
I learned from my family if you do something good you should do it in secrecy if i am donating money to a charity even if it's 10triljoen dollars i wil do it anonymous because that's the right thing to do

>>677862076
>I'm not even the guy you were talking to
Do you really think you know the grill in OPs picture lmao

>>677851995
truth. I'd tell my bro bro the second after i bust on her face. vagina=worthless woman

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i maek hat :3

When I was homeless I used to shit in places for my own amusements
>fuck whatever judgment you try to bring upon me
>I would do it in random places
>I was once walking down a huge parking lot at 3am
>no cars in sight on this giant field of concrete
>feel the rumblies in my rumblies
>who's ready to be defiled?
>drop trou at toys r us entrance and squeeze
>my was sneeze was 7/10
>in front of cameras

Another time

>band festival for local bands was downtown
>was pretty cool
>walk past the area at 2am or so
>the stage was still set up
>no one around
>drop a dook on the front center of the stage

One more

>browsing /b/ at library
>worker tells me to leave because they were watching my internet activity
>leave
>but not before dropping off another shipment of hershey kisses in the elevator. No cameras. Never caught
>come back to library a couple weeks later
>4chan is b&
>sorry anons

No longer homeless and no longer secretly shitting in public to express my frustrations.

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>>677847424
I'm in love with a girl in my class but I don't have the balls to confront her, help me /b/

>>677862614

Unhygienic loser.

>>677856029
this will ruin your friendship or relationship when you realize you're not ok with it or she likes fucking him more

>>677862825
>become good friends with her, like, almost best friends
>if you can't do that then stop trying, you shouldn't have to force it
>if you can do this, ask her out

>>677862958
On point, my friend. Confide in me the horrors of your past.

>>677861135
Nah, I've lived in VA all my life.

>>677861220
Possibly. Depends on what you look like.

>>677861098
Great advice, Thanks. I will look into online schools again would that be quicker than a GED?

>tfw no one will believe me but it's true

I lived next to Billy Mays from late 2009 to early 2012. He faked his death because he had enough to retire and wanted a fresh start. Told us he was Billy and showed us proof the same day he moved in. Told us not to tell anyone like friends or family, but telling strangers is fine because they will never believe you. Since to a town about an hour away, but I still go down to visit him and have lunch. He shaves, wears his hair long, and has a bunch of tatoos on his arms. Great guy, like a second father to me.

>>677859655
that's an auditory hallucination
no partial anything

I did 23andme and I'm like 1/30th nigger.

>>677863641
Is Tupac his roommate?

>>677863976
I wish.

>>677847424
My brother and his friend started fucking me when I was 9. I lasted for 2 years before he started to feel guilty and wanted to stop. I really liked it and tried to blackmail him, saying that I would tell mom, so he would keep fucking me. He tried a couple of more times but he couldn't get it up.

>>677863689
Voices are different in their own way though from auditory hallucinations, voices are actual people who give ideas and stick around, auditory hallucinations don't last almost all day every day being the same thing, they can be walked away from

Never told my parents about having a gf for 2 years, they probably think I'm gay kek

>>677861554
There. That's a start. I'm happy for you accepting responsibility of your problem.

The next step is fixing it. Now, there's a lot of hope in turning this around, Anon. You just have to visual what it is you want, not exactly- but as close as you can get and write that shit down, really think about it what kind of version of you would this person possibly be attracted to? A sad mopy depressant who is too shy to defeat their anxiety which causes their depression and vice versa or somebody confidant, strong, funny, smart and snappy? What kind of person would you want your BF/GF to be like? Mirror that person, act like them; Strong, confidant, loving, selfless - BE THAT. And similar people will appear.

>>677853777
Checked

>be me
>be 16
>never had girlfriend
>never had friends
>parents ignore me
>only friend is 8 year old sister
>she's into video games
>one day she asks me to play Mario kart with her
>I say yes and sit in comfy chair near tv
>sister sits on my lap
>for an 8 year old, her body is quite nice (hourglass shape)
>datass.jpeg
>I get a boner
>rock hard
>5 minutes into Mario kart, I kind of start rubbing the controller on her ass
>she just proceeds to play Mario kart
>she keeps adjusting in the seat
>feelsgood.jpeg
>after about 20 minutes I am about to cum
>I start to tense up all over my body
>I explode in my pants
>she looks at me confused
>"are you ok anon?" She asks
>"yea" I reply reluctantly
>she gets up and runs out of the room, closing door behind her
>shit she's gonna tell dad
>I hear dad yelling
>he stomps up to the outside of my room
>"ANON GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE NOW" he shouts
>I hear sister crying
>I realize that my punishment is inevitable
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>mfw I came for my 8 year old sister
>mfw I have no face

>>677854666
>>unchecked satanic trips

RIP /b/

>>677864969
niiiiice

>>677864969
Have you tried again lately? Maybe there's hope now that you're older.

My secret- I am actually a bear, not a person. It's been years and no one has noticed.

5.5 Inche dick

>>677855666
>>677854666

>nobody checking two 666 gets
>entire thread is newfag

>>677865685
I was such a manipulative little girl.

>>677865793
The past is the past. I still masturbate to the memory, but I don't want to have sex with him as an adult.

>>677865580
It's everybody WALK the dinosaur, dipshit.

>>677865859
Are you my boyfriend? My boyfriend is a bear and he kind of ran away. Hope you're the one I'm looking for.

>>677866072
hell why there aren't any more like you in my area

>>677857056

Just pretend it's a drippy warm ice cream cone and slurpy slurp slurp.

I rubbed my dick with my 6 yearold niece.