>>677840610
Whats this all about

>>677840731
its not center!

>>677841060
what a spastic tiler

>>677841060
ok, thats just unskilled labor.

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this isnt OCD you 14 year old reddit browsing narcissistic faggot. kill yourself.

>>677841412
Fuck its 16 17! 16 17!!!!!!!

>>677841412
WTF!!!! 35 36!!!!!

ITT: People who don't know what OCD actually is.

>>677841412
86

>>677841412
WHERE THE FUCK IS 82?! YOURE A DICK FOR POSTING THIS YOU KNOW!

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>>677841578

>>677841578
Sounds like some OCD shit. trying to fix peoples stuff

>>677841578
>>677841978
Believe me I know what that is. I am 19 years old and have this issue for 12 years. I am always restless and even having nightmares about this. I have had 3 seizures till now. The doctors are saying it is heavier than most anxieties. I can only feel peaceful when I am listening to music, especially Radiohead. You are the one that will never understand OCD.

>>677842568
>Radiohead
obvious bait is obvious

>>677842647
my retarded stepmother listened to radiohead and had OCD
i wonder if everyone with OCD likes radioshitlords

>>677842568
Listen to Cult of Luna you spoiled brat emo wannabe.

>>677842861
i have OCD and i don't listen to those pretentious assholes. but then again, neither i do correct people for using the term wrong.

>>677842861
Every edgemeister listens to radiohead and 100% of them claim they have ocd. Do the calculations math wiz

>>677842962
most people who do correct people about using the term wrong are lying about having it in the first place

>>677840428
That's not what OCD is you dumbass

>>677843905
Fuck you and your stereotypes you think you know better?

>>677842568
I am trying to overcome OCD with these photos, that's why I made this thread.

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STOP!

>>677844310
>mfw i discover i have ocd

Holy shit guys

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>>677843905
>>677843905
>>677843905

I know what OCD is.
You think I give a Fuck?

>>677845066
KEK i thought i was the only one

Non of this is OCD you Fucking vim gargling. Gooks. Andrew Reynolds has Fucking OCD Thai is just menial bullshit

>>677840731
You don't have OCD, leave here forever.

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>>677845215
Welcome to the club then. Don't forget it's not an illness, it's just the way our brains work. In an unique way

>>677842568
There is no salvation. God is dead. The one true constant in the universe is the rate at which your faggotry reaches maximum potential.

>>677840639
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG! GO AWAY!!

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always tried achieving this. my life goal kek

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>>677840610
FUCK IT HURTS

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Ocd test to new ones. Try this if you have doubts, you have 2 minutes to find it no longer than that keep in mind. I had found in around 15 seconds but im very obsessed so don't try to compete yet.

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Any hygiene freak? I sometomes lose my mind

>>677846338
Arrrrrghh TYPO

>be 16
>have a crush on a qt pie
>literal 10/10
>very short tiny hands thin fragile bones
>a regular day in class get caught looking at her
>normally look away but didn't this time

Continue?

>>677846078
If it takes you more than 2 minutes to find this it doesn't mean you have OCD, it means you're a fucking moron.

>>677846720
wtf does your pathetic platonic beta love have to do with ocd

>>677846720
>Continue?
No

People saying to be suffering of ocd makes as much sense as those idiotic kids that self diagnose themselves with depression. Or those that "omg a picture with holes on a hand, i have that mental-condition-of-the-fear-of-holes"

If my "i have ocd" you mean "i hate when things aren't stacked correctly or have a broken pattern" you have a different condition, being retarded.

however if by saying "i have ocd" you mean "i wash my hands for 3 minutes using 10 soap bars, then i count the number of steps i take and i make sure i get into the living room with an even number of steps otherwise i have to walk back again till i do, then i eat an exact number of pieces of pasta, if i cook one more or one less i get depressed" and other stuff of this tier then yes, your life is miserable ,but at least you're being correct.

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>>677844310
Collateralized Debt Obligation?

>>677846720
No. Go an hero.

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>>677846720

Yes

>>677840610
RRRRRREEEEEEEEE

>>677846720
Cont it better be good

>>677846916
by ocd, i mean i have to touch everything an even and symmetric number of times. anything i touch with some fingers, i have to touch with the others. any surface i step on with the left foot, i have to step with the right. anytime i feel like my blinking was too strong on the left side, i have to compensate on the right.

>>677841412
>17 16
WTF IT'S 16 17!!!
16 17!!!

>>677840428
My sister has to patrol her house checking the gas is off, lock her door, get in her car, exit the car and repeat 7 times.

She then goes about her day unable to shake the feeling her house either exploded or was broken into.

Bonus: before the onset she had a bachelor in clinical psychology. She knows exactly what's wrong with herself.

You don't need to have ocd, mang.

>>677841060
Of course I'm sure we don't need to hire anyone to do the tile work honey, I can do it.

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>>677846720
>i had decided to grow some balls so didn't look away
>shesmiledomgomgomg.jpg
>sudden buttfuck fest of butterflies all over my stomach
>wait until the end of the day to see her after class
>she is 5"4', dark haired and has a little asian facial structure, very thin
>ask her about homeworks
>fucked up big time
>she smiles though and says some of them
>i ask her if we could do them together
>she accepts

>>677846078
3rd row
2nd pic

>>677847661
Go on...

>>677847155
sweet. you are one honest to god dude who suffers of this condition

How does it feel to be underestimated when you say you have ocd because there are people that "omg my radio volume better not be an odd number!, i'm such an ocd"? it's kind of like celiac disease with you guys, some actually suffers from it, others don't eat gluten because it's a fad. kek

>>677847824
it kind of irks me but i'm not going to say anything. i don't want to seem like a pussy who gets "triggered" whenever anyone says OCD in the wrong context.

>>677847797
Clever one

>>677847661
>>677847661
Please cont

>>677847661
>she is the cutest of the cutest cuties
>covers up all my beta shit and the dateish thing goes well
>begin seeing each other more
>3-4 times a week and get closer
>open up to her on her birthday 7th november
>she accepted
>isthisreallife.gif
>so happy that i cant even believe it
>i adore her make her feel like a goddess
>she treats me better than everyone ever has
>i always think how i found true love at this age of mine and thank god everyday
>fast forward to 31st december

Anyone reading?

>>677848623
Cont. M8, i want to read about your fall and burn.

>>677847155
THANK YOU
Finally someone who gets it

>>677848623
KEEP IT UP!

>>677846078
Can't tell if this is a joke. It took me like three seconds to find it.

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>>677848623

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>>677848623
>meet up in a mutual friend's house
>very crowded but we chill on our own in a corner
>gets late and everyone is drinking and shit
>teenageretardation.png
>we do too drink a lot
>she sits on my lap towards midnight
>holy shit insta hard
>begin kissing each other
>she says she has planned something for me
>gets up and holds my hand
>i follow like her dog

>>677842258
my legs tensed

>>677849591
LOOK OUT IT'S A FUCKING BEAR EVERY BODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

>>677849793
At least she didn't ask for 'bout tree fiddy.

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>>677845538
The inability to simply let things be but instead have everything under control.

No ofcourse not.. Thats not an illness..naaawww why would it be.

Remove the pole thats in your ass and learn to let shit go.

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>>677849591
>really don't remember but she wore something tempting
>a short skirt or pants
>we walk upstairs
>i ask her shouldn' "we ask carla?" and she says "that's the present, Anon"
>i dont get it but my dick apparently gets it
>she opens a door and tells me to relax
>i'll be back anon
>she goes through some other door idk the fuck that is
>i start relaxing but too shy to get rid of my clothes
>what if she only bought me a present?
>autism level increased by 10

>>677850546
Wtf

>>677850546
Continue fgt

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>>677850546
>she comes back pretty much the same
>what even
>realize she fixed her hair and shit
>who cares
>she comes closer to me and pushes me against the bed
>hops on my lap and kisses me
>no fucking way shes a virgin
>she gets down and unzips my pants
>holy fucking shit
>she starts sucking me
>very amateur but my first time so i am fucking losing my mind
>my dick in a girls mouth holy shit shit
>she tries some stuff she probably has researched but can't do well
>like deepthroat kek
>i can sense she got horny as well
>i get up to put her clothes off

>>677851510
Go on

>>677851510
If this ends up in Bernie Sanders, i will be mad.

>>677851636
>>677851702
guys, don't expect an end to this. it's /b/ after all

>>677851510
sensing a dinosaur story but lurking

>>677852145
Goddamn

Isnt the sudden shift in subject not setting off all of your OCD"s?

>>677852145
>shut up newfag
>you don't know me!

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>>677851510
>i try putting her shirt off put she resists
>what's it C(lets name her that way)?
>she says she doesn't want
>try to comfort her saying that it's ok and shit
>it's not ok i need dem boobs
>she's quite dizzy and convincing is not the hardest thing to do
>i take her shirt off and start kissing her not looking below
>making her trust me
>yourboobsaretherebutiloveyourfacehoney.png
>i try to unhook her bra
>autism strikes back can't do it for a whole minute
>finally achieve and get rid of it
>i sense she's uncomfy again and try to relax her kissing her tits

>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>this would be what i would have shouted if i hadn't lost my mind
>i felt like someone fucking cut my fingers off
>a shovel hit my head and i fucking blacked out for a second
>nearly puked it came all the way into my mouth
>one of her breast is fucking 1/8 of the other
>it is only a fucking huge brown nipple
>i look into her eyes in terror and agony as she starts fucking crying
>i accidentally drop her she doesn't literally fall off but she is on the ground crying her eyes out
>i am fucking shaking
>still have the urge to puke don't know what to fucking do

>>677851510
Greentext in OCD thread, is not finishing

>>677853014
Was brought in by OCD bait, staying for greentext conclusion

>>677851510

Go on

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>>677853093

My gawd.

Come on then, on with it!!

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>>677853093
>she is like a fucking dying fish on the floor
>i can barely stop shaking but can't say a word

>i am sitting on the bed without my tshirt and my dick out and she is on the ground with only her pants crying out loud

>carla knocks on the door asks what is going on
>i don't even know for how long we are like this i am a vegetable
>carla probably thinks we are having some crazy anal sex or something

>she doesn't even hear carla as i pet her back
>she crawls away and i put my dick inside to open the door
>carla is fucking afraid of me
>she enters the room suspecting i fucking fist raped her and i run away

>couldn't talk to any of them again and changed shool the next year

i miss him so much /b/

>>677853093
>huge brown nipple

Kek

>>677851510
>>677853093
Damn

>>677854481
What does this have to do with ocd faggot

(An unresolved parenthesis will ruin your day.

An unresolved sentence will be even more

An unresolved word is furth

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>>677854481

>>677854481
>>677854903
yeah and whats with missing "him"? is there some kind of joke going over my head?

>>677855143
It was a guy

>>677855143
non-symmetrical tits, and the guy wrote wrote this shite.

>>677847155

My nigga.

>>677854903
>>677855143
There were many images about proportion sickness and i felt that i had to get this off my chest. Couldn't tell anyone about it i was so fucking messed up for a long time. I wonder how she is.

The him part was a typo I was literally shaking when I was writing. I was not born in us so it's not my native language as well

I am always thinking of her lately, it's not just because i need her but i fucking need to get things right. I fucked up fucked up and left a ruin behind

Holy shit this needs a thread of its own

No fucking way that was real. Is that a thing? Do such boobs exist?

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One of them was close to this

>>677857134
it's staring at me

>>677854481
Cool story but you would realize that difference until that day. Nice read though good pepes

>>677857486
I thought the same thats why I told a specific part of it. You remember when she went to some other room? I believe she was stacking in some cottons n shit to hide the difference and got rid of them in there. I am not sure to this day though maybe they were visible and the reason a 10/10 hit me was that weirdness. I am a 7 at best

>>677857134
Wow that looks like a tumor

>>677857763
How old are you now?

>>677840731
people pretending to have ocd

>>677858218
22

>>677858514
It has been 5 years and you are still thinking of her? Shit dawg

>>677846078
lol - I actually averted my head and took facepalm stance.

>>677859077
also, it took me 2-3 seconds to find it

>>677858514

What if she got an implant by then or maby it grew?

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>>677840428

>>677859277
I can accept her as she is but I just unintentionally burp my intestines out. I can't help it. I hate myself for it but can't help it

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OC from a while back. Annoyed me to no end that it wasn't nicely in the middle.

>>677841412
>15 17 16 18
>34 36 35 37
>80 81 83 84 (no 82)

i'm so fucking triggered rn tbh

>>677859532
>>677859532

You didn't try to talk to her afterwards?

>>677859656
I didn't even read it. Your life is so much easier if you don't give a shit about shit.

>>677849621
SHIT
SHIT
FUCK YOU
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE A GIF LIKE THAT
I HAD ALREADY PICTURED THE SOUND IT MAKES WHEN IT STOPS
I LOVE THAT SOUND
FUCK OFF RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT

>>677859754
How could I I was so traumatized, I cant even imagine her. I couldn't even think of it it was so embarassing and hurtful

>>677859869

Someone told me feeling regret is like scaring a tree. The tree will grow and get bigger, but the scare never changed.

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>>677859979
shh shh, my friend, let the darkness into your soul

i actually have ocd none of this shit bothers me at all
fucking kill yourselves

>>677841169
Well this one's not OMFG BAH

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>>677859656
you shall not have a reprieve this day my friend

>>677860547
This tilted me a little.

>>677859414
Nice thumbnail really triggered my PTSD

>>677860729
AGH
KILL IT WITH FIRE


HFUADFUISLDJNFIUADSPUGHINSKDJVASIUDBGIUDSHGSA
SPERGING INTENSIFIES
E
ASDIUGFHLDJSUNRGIUHAJSIUFDGIEWRGHA

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>>677860744
>>677860816

shh shh, its okay

>>677860547
>>677859979
What the fuck, dude...
I play with coins all the time just to hear that sound.
First time I actually get angry from something like that.
I almost couldn't contol my typing.
There is a space in the end of the "FUCK YOU" in the third line.

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>>677840797

>>677860165

I'm not entirely sure what to say. I've never been in that situation before. You've gotten further than me with a chick so kudos to you. Then again I'm 17

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>>677840610
fixed

>>677861289
MODS

>>677861289
Check their boobs before advancing. Touch them to make sure they're real and three dimensional

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>>677840639
fixed

>>677844510
DROP!

>>677861289

MODS

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

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>>677861786
AND

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>>677861496
MODS MODS MODS

>>677861496
THANK YOU

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>>677840683
fixed

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>>677845041

>>677862105
Your an hero

>>677862105
They aren't evenly separated. My OCD is tingling.