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What would you do to taylor swift?


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What would you do to taylor swift?
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>>677837870
Collaborate on a song
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>>677837870
Everything. I would do everything to her.
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>>677837870
listem to one of her albuns
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>>677838155
Shit would be fly too
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I would like to give her a hug, honestly.
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I would brush her hair and tell her she's cute.
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>>677837870
Dunno. Any suggestions? (I'm more than twice her age)
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>>677837870
i'd give her a 4chan premium account with extra amiboos
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>>677837870
id give her muh dick and expect her to do things with it.
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>>677838699
Nice
Thats how I got my first gf
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cum on her toes
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>>677837870
use her to help build a shack with her plank like body
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>>677838308
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>>677839144
kek
Kinda looks like Larch wood
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>>677839396
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how does /b/ feel knowing that diplo is smashing this cake .
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What???!
Are you guys seeing this?!
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>>677841156
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Play with her hair, blow raspberries on Tay-Tay Tum Tum, a little bit of tickle torture later perhaps. Isn't that what everyone wants, /b/?
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I would buy her album and look her in the eye saying "I will listen to this" then find where she sleeps, take the album and shove it right up her ass.... Then make the sex at her and ask people on 4 chan what they would do to her.
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It worked in the other thread, but it says that I'm posting duplicate when I try to in this one. Never had this problem on this site before.
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>>677837870
I would make her eat a bowl of eggs
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Well, this might be my last one.
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>>677837870
Encourage her to do some squats.
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>>677841770
Is that even legal?
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>>677841393
You just don't get it.
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>>677837870
Put her in me sea plane, dump her on a desert island and fly back to the mainland hoping that in a month no one remembers her. She and the Cardasians will get along great on the island.
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id keep her chained up in my cellar, and only feed her with what comes out of my body,then once a week i would give her a treat....sex with my dog
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>>677837870
I would put my penis slowly in her vagina while lying on her and kissing in same time *-*
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>>677841985
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>>677837870

Cuddle with her
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>>677842427
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cuddle her, fuck her, and pet her cats.
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Beat the cunt with a rock.
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>>677842215
haha black people are hilarious
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>>677843018
>>677841985
Are these genuine?
Apart from
'18 bottom half of course.
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>>677843595
Yes
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>>677843595
Of course.
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>>677844178
>>677844132
I want to believe.
Moar nazitay?
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>>677844333
Me too, me too.
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I'd take photos of her nude.
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>>677844333
Roll
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get her a b ( * ) ( * ) b job, and then make her work it off.
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