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>>677835932
Depressingly shit thread.

Saged.

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>>677836055
>implying b has anything but shitposts

>>677836055
sage bump

>>677835932

>cereals dont have STDs

>>677835932
Yes.
If you think relationships and people are so meaningless that you have a ludicrous amount of one night stands or relationships and they never last, it is natural to not be interested in that person, as a relationship statistically speaking is unlikely to last. In addition, we're coded to not be interested in "used goods" per se, as we are not interested in raising the offspring of another male, as that doesn't further our own genetic code.

If you're comparing people to cereal, your argument is invalid. Next.

Easily.
A metaphor is only useful to further elaborate an argument that has already been made, not to replace one. Because people aren't cereals, cars, food or whatever.

Cereals don't transmit stds or can't get pregnant with a child that needs a responsible parent

>>677836320
>what is condom?

>>677836493
Not 100% effective

>>677837022
>>677836493
>>677836320
Near meaningless arguments tbh.
Read >>677836377
Much more convincing.

>shitty lock
>master key

>>677835932
>cereals talking
Wtf guy

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>>677835932
Hey, OP enjoy your future life as a cuck!

You'll make a slut very happy.
/thread

>>677835932
>"By the way, I've had 48 dirty niggers stick their hands in my box, looking for a prize." - Cheerios

>>677837144
Everything is near meaningless to a complete fucking retard

>>677835932
Look at it this way OP, do you want a fresh bowl of cereal? Or do you want a bowl of cereal that has had several penises in it?

>>677835932
I am too high for this.

>>677838500
that might not work. im pretty sure OP loves dick.

>>677838723
Ok well a bowl of cereal poured into a vagina.

If what you did yesterday doesn't matter today, then why put people in jail?

>>677838263
>/threading yourself

>>677838944
If what you did yesterday doesn't matter then you're wasting a fuck ton of time!

>>677835932
only cucks could even think about agreeing to this

>>677835932
i dont want cherios that has had someone elses dick in it

jon green can have all the used up femnazi whores he wants

>>677835932
that's a shitty comparasion

the number of people someone has slept with says something about that person, but not something necessarily bad or good, it depends of who is judging

for example, comparing sexual relations to industrialized food that can be found on walmart's counters says a lot about this guy

>>677837697
The key could get shit on it and make a bunch of actual shitty locks too. No one wants a shitty key

>>677839589
You know he doesn't mean literally shitty? He means crummy and ineffective, doesn't keep anyone out.

>>677839556
It says loads about the chance they have an std, or a crazy ex, or a child and how hard it will be to please them sexually.

Only insecure people care about the number of people a person has fucked before them.

This being 4chan I expect nothing but rage about op even though it's dead on balls accurate.

I really hate you faggots.

>>677839722
I meant literal shit on the metaphorical key as a std analogy yo

>>677839776
I'm insecure about aids all day. I'm proud of that fact. BE GONE FILTHY WHORES

>>677839776
>BAWWWWWWWWW IM A USED UP WHORE AND ONLY TRASH PEOPLE WANT ME NOW

reap what you sow

>>677839925
If you were at all mature you wouldn't be fucking people who weren't irresponsible about safe sex.

>>677839932
Grandma?

>>677836493
RETARD
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>>677839995
I'm not, because that would be retarded. That's why it's not smart to fuck sluts.

is he high functining autistic. just wondering

its the way he phrases things

Cheerios aren't a life choice and John Green's a stupid fucking leftist

ITT:
A bunch of people who have never slept with a girl and would do anything to do so pretending to have standards. Why do you guys lie to yourselves?

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>>677835932
refuted

>>677840261
When I was a kid I loved this. Then I grew up and realized people aren't locks and keys.

>>677835932
That's a stupid arguement
I don't care what other people do obviously but im not fucking a used up jizzrag
Anything over 3 partners is too much for me

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I wish I could compare womenkind to a box of cereal and instead of being screamed at for objectification get hollers and cheers.

>>677840214
I've sexed several females, and have friends that are actual hookers. Your suggestion is laughable and your trying to lump /b/ and common sense together instead of us being /b/tards AND having common sense

>>677839225
The cucks have a voice!

>>677835932
For me, it is not the fact that she has slept with several guys before me, it's how.

If she slept with five guys and she was in a relationship with all of them, it's not a problem because I can relate to it, we would share the same view on sex and who you do it with.

If she fucked five random guys in a club or something, we would have xtremely different views on sex and it would mean we prolly wont fit very good together when it comes to personality.

>>677840339
No you lost the ability to understand clear and apt metaphors, typical of middle age autism.

>>677840353
For real though, so damn nitpicky. It's like walking on eggshells constantly. That's why we can't let them get shit.

>>677840408
>several females
Hey this fedora lord has sex with females

>>677840408
>I know everything about real world women
>Is friends with HOOKERS even!

lol such a loser, real women hate whores just like real men don't want to bond with them

>>677835932
The cheerios are fresh out of the box and at least for 5 minutes after you add milk. noone wants cheerios that have been sitting in milk for days. just like noone wants a slut with a gaping cavern or a virgin that'll one pump-chump.

>>677835932
>It's okay to have 0 accountability, especially when you can walk up to anything with a penis and get sex unlike guys walking up to women

>No cereal of mine will be sleeping with niggers!

>>677840461
It's not apt at all. It's a simple metaphor for simple people like yourself.

Tumblr fuck off
Sage.

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>>677835932
its pretty simple.

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There are multiple factors to this argument, from the perspective of the male.

If you have sex with your wife before and after the baby you will notice your pole doesn't fill the hole quite the same way.

He is probably mentally comparing this to a woman being with multiple men.

He has decided to not pride himself on his size in comparison to the hole he is filling but instead he is putting his pride in the fact that him and his wife are committed to each other even with there being unavoidable differences.

If a woman cannot be judged for his actions even in a sexual nature for future relationships this can be dangerous for the male when he decides to put time money and his future into his selection of wife.

>>677840408
>every sexually experienced girl is a hooker

>>677836377
Dubs of truth

>>677835932
Whores.

/thread

>>677840716

Lol i am not pals with autistic people who cant understand simple SIMILE. Lol Baited you so hard you autistic loser, that isnt even a metaphor, it has the word like in it. Nice lack of education and or mental disability. Slutty pathetic women need someone smarter then you standing up for them you are doing them more harm then good.

>>677840609
God damn right! Must have done it well enough because they stuck around and made my life hell for a couple years each. So I can't be that wrong about actual human relationships.

>>677839828
Shit on a dick can give you an std?

>>677835932
Try sticking your dick in a cheerio. It won't be as tight the second time.

>>677841222
Yes it can.. I know because reasons.

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>>677837697
>>677840261

>shitty metaphor
A lock that is able to be unlocked by any key is only a shitty lock because the purpose of a lock is to limit who has access to something.
So by having the lock represent women in the metaphor you are saying that the reason women should try to limit their number of sexual partners is because women should limit their number of sexual partners. which in case you didn't notice is circular logic.

It's perfectly fine for you to prefer women with fewer sexual partners in their past but don't try to pretend like your PREFFERENCE is based on anything objective or logical or something that all women should be required to abide by.

Rather than telling women that the HAVE TO limit their number of sexual partners it's better to tell them that there is a significant chance that their future partner will care about the number of people they have slept with and to tell these women that they are free to act as they like but that all their choices will have consequences.

>>677835932
settle for a slut 284729 guys blew their load in. fine with me you beta cunt. I'll put this in terms you will understand. I like my females factory new not battle scarred.

>>677841200
>2 year relationship that made life hell
you aren't good with women, actual human relationships that make your life hell and last only two years are pathetic babytime frolics.