Like a normal butt....
Girls are NOT made out of rainbows and marshmallows...
They DO fart and tey DO shit

Stop being 5 years old OP

>>677834307
ass

>>677834307
shit

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>>677834911
They aren't?
I always thought it would taste like sugar or candy. Isn't that why it's so popular.

pork. fatty pork. oh, do you mean the surface of her anus? sorry

>>677834307
Ever touch your tongue to a 9 volt battery?

>>677835745

not quite the same but i get you, good shout.

>>677834307
>clean
like skin. salty.

>dirty
i have no clue and don't want to know.

>>677834911
In the same way probably all dicks and vaginas taste the same but licking ones of people you fancy is no less appealing

Like pennies

>>677834307

it's not about how young, old, clean, etc. It's really all about genes. Some people have skin around their anus that is constantly moist (almost sweaty) and you can see this in porn even hot girls will have shiny assholes, naturally wet assholes, etc. And that's just it. The wetter / moister the worst tasting.

The best ass I've ever licked had less flavor than any pussy I'd ever eaten. It'd be the same as licking someones inner thigh or belly. A girl with a proper ass for eating will be tucked in, dry, no hair and the skin will be as smooth, again, as her inner thigh.

TLDR: If you touch a girls ass and it's sticky? Chances are you don't want to eat it.

>>677835869
It's the closest I can explain it. It's not bad, it's a little weird at first, once you get it wet it's like licking anything else that brings a woman pleasure.

>>677836150
one time i was 69ing in high school and a bead of sweat trickled down her asshole and dripped into my eye. it stung so bad and i got pink eye like the very next day.

>>677836150
Never lick sticky ass. That's a rule to live by.

>>677836284
No, you got pink eye right then - you noticed the symptoms the next day.

>>677834307
Like a slightly bitter skin.
Vagina is better

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>>677834307
It tastes like you should eat her out vaginally instead.

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>>677836284
lmao!!!!!!!

>>677836134
>Like pennies
Finally a way to explain it

>>677836284
christ, lol

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>>677834928
>>677835121
>>677836134
/thread

>>677836408
oh

Bags of milk

>>677836150
this, was a bit scared the first time i ate ass but there pretty much no taste, could not stop licking it! gf went crazy!

>>677836337
Underrated post.

>>677836134
this is exactly what i came here to say.

metallic penny taste.

>>677835745
Loved doing that as a kid. That being said licking my ex's anus wasn't too bad.

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Assuming she's clean

>take a shower, clean your asshole properly
>use a towel to try your ass
>wait for a few minutes
>stick your finger between your buttcheeks, not inside your asshole
>take a sniff

Pretty much that, but depending on how clean and non hairy the girl is, the smell and taste will not be as potent.

My wife's taste like skin but also a little sweetness. I've never licked it unless she has had a shower recently though.

>>677837052
>stop staring at my hips

Personally i prefer it a little dirty, not with actual shit
but just a little bitterness to savor, it's huge turn on.

Like warm apple pie anon.

>>677837102
yeah this. if she's just come home from work or yoga or some shit, dont do it

>>677836150
>it's sticky? Chances are you don't want to eat it.
Speak for yourself

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most of the time it tastes like shit... but when you get the right ones you taste a bit of tropical punch

Usually has an oniony taste a bit after, same with vag and tits. Not pleasant at first but you get used to it.

>>677834307

I only eat my girl's ass after she has had a shower and an enema, so it tastes like ... well not much, just like skin I suppose.

But it's not the taste, just the illicit thrill of the whole thing makes it worth it

>>677837326
Dude....you like sticky ass? If it's slightly sticky, it's still shitty. If it's smooth to rub, you're good to grub.

>>677837694
I don't care unless there's literal shit there. A little residue doesn't bother me.
I don't like the taste of saliva either, but I'm not complaining when I'm making out. It just makes it hotter.

>>677834307
Like nothing if they wipe. My girl likes her ass licked more than her pussy sometimes.

>>677834307
Like pennies

>>677838191
More power to you, you grody, shitty, asslicking champion of a man.

>>677838334
And salty milk

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Best kind of asshole

Was licking my girlfriend's ass for around half an hour last night, I think it's hot and tastes amazing and she gets off on it too.

It does NOT taste like poop... I believe, as I never tasted poop ;-) . But it's not ugly or anything. Anon said 'onion'-y, 'battery-y', perhaps coppery, that's much like it. It neither very pleasant nor very unpleasant, as such, but to me the kick that I'm allowed to lick her butt is what turns me on.

my wife says it tickles and doesn't like it

cant get her to do any butt stuff at all

>>677834307
salty coins

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>>677838615
30 minutes is a little excessive there junior.

>>677834307
A lot like boy but, only, less penisy

There is nothing finer in life than sticking your tongue right up a hot girl's asshole.

>>677838942
Yeah maybe. After licking her ass and pussy and making her cum she wanted me to keep going slowly as it feels nice - she often does similar to me and will give me very long bjs, sometimes for over an hour. I was merely returning the favour (I love going down anyway so it was no chore).

>>677838546
That's beautiful.

When you stick your tounge inside it feels like smooth and waxy

>>677838452
You're not a true butt man if a little dirtiness stops you.

They taste like flesh you fucking sick cannibal fuck.

>>lick your arm, p much this

If you can taste shit, stop lickin'.

>>677839301
Virgin detected

same like dogs ass

assuming she has cleaned herself down there, it taste like a penny. If she hasn't cleaned up, well then im sure you can figure that out yourself.

>>677839714
Um, no.. we have plenty of sex, I just love licking her asshole.

>>677834307
like man butt without the shame

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>>677839301
Oh yeah? Lets hear ALL about it. Everyone totally believes you.

If you're getting a 'metallic penny taste' it means she isn't clean down there.

>>677840111
Trips speaks t he truth

>>677839301

the idea of a BJ for over an hour doesn't sound that pleasant. unless you're into extreme edging or something.

>>677840007
>we

>>677840242
I'm not going to lie to impress some random people on /b/.

>>677840418
Yeah I suppose I might be. I've been sucked off throughout entire films and I've always found it pleasant.

If you eat a girl's ass good, she'll do whatever you want her to do.

>>677834307
shitter taste bitter

>>677840766
By a dude?

I have a long tounge, I love probing her asshole

>>677840766
Lie to impress people on /b/? Yeah cause nobody's ever done that before. Pretty sure you're lying.

>>677840936
No, my girlfriend, I thought that was clear from my previous posts.

>>677840682
Yes, me and my girlfriend...

>>677841091
Yeah - There's little I like more than my tongue pushed inside my girl's asshole.

>>677837181
This. Perfect ass eating time is between 1 and 4 hours after a shower. Just the right amount of dirtiness.

>>677839301

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

A butt is a butt

>>677834307
Like shit

>>677841353
and you are autistic for having to remind us all of that

>>677840111
kek

>>677841444
checked you virgin. Obviously you never tried or you only fuck dirty bitches

>>677834911
Bi here.
It tastes diferent. Maybe the girls wash more, they use diferent kind of cleaning products, maybe they eat diferent, or maybe because they dont have balls, but the flavor IS diferent

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>>677834307
Like strawberry cake.
Sometimes my sister will let me eat hers for desert.

>>677834307
Like nothing. I'm being serious btw

>>677841708
Well yeah guys are nasty and have hairy asses with shit particles all up in them. Obviously a girl isn't going to taste bad

>>677841720
Love it when my wifes asshole opens up like this

>>677841726
This

>>677841290
I think you're misunderstanding. We know you don't have a girlfriend.

>>677834307
Roll

>>677841881
>shit particles
do you know what a shower is?

>>677841891
How do you get that to happen? My girls is pinched all day

>>677841353
>>677841187
>>677841942

Don't believe me then, I'm only sharing some of my experiences, not trying to get some approval or aggrovation of anyone.
I didn't think half an hour of ass licking was so unbelieable - you guys must have very crap sex lives, restricting your fetishes to your computer screen.

>>677839350
True that homes. I go to town on my wife given the opportunity

>>677842032
It don't matter it's a GUY

>>677842047
Spreading her cheeks she is totally relax. Some girls dont relax enuff

Never eat out a girl's ass unless she's shaved (full wax is preferable) and very recently fully cleaned.

>>677842087
You're a sad little liar. You bring down the community

Almost as good as female dog asshole, OP

>>677834307
Like skin. Unless you're with a nasty chick.

>>677837673

What sort of personality disorder do you have where you need a girl to use an enema to eat her ass?

IT TASTES LIKE A PENNY

>>677838615
i can eat my gf all day long. i fucking love it

>>677842087
You didn't think 30 minutes of ass licking was too much because you've never been near a girl's asshole, or any other part of her body.

>>677834307

salty

>>677842087
Virgin

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>>677834307
Like butt. A bit off-putting at first, but the more you do it the tastier it gets.

>>677841353
>Iron is a metal.

Whos the fool now?

>>677842679
This

>>677842453

dude, she poops from there.

I'm down with eating it, even sticking my tongue right in as far as I can, but only if she's clean.

you can catch all kinds of nasty shit otherwise.

>>677842471
Muh fuckin' nigga right now, I absolutely loved burying my nose in my ex's pussy and just sliding my tongue from her asshole to taint a and back between her cheeks, so fucking good.

>>677842771
no you can't.

i've eaten dozens of different asses. (well probably like 15ish), and probably eat ass 3 times a week. I've eaten clean fresh out of the shower ass and the asses of girls who have been hiking and hadn't had a shower in 2-3 weeks, and everything in between. i've eaten young ass, old ass, one trans girls ass, even a dudes ass.

never gotten sick. never heard of anyone getting sick.

My gf is always freshly showered and rubs coco butter and coconut oil all over her ass. Butt tastes like a tropical paradise. All these cucks complaining about shit taste and pennies just don't have women that actually want to please them.

Probably be eatin that sweaty stinkin ass with the fedora still on. Yall should be ashamed.

>>677842771
like what?
girls are pure

>>677843022
Dubs is proof
Been doing many years

>>677835745
thats vagina flavour, not ass flavour

>>677834307
Like butt

>>677834307

Feces. What the fuck do you expect?

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Rainbows!!! (and shit)

>>677843022
Trust me anon, you can get sick from eating ass, I got khlamydia from eating ass

>>677835745
i second this

>>677843194
What this guy said.
If its a little sweaty itll have an odd taste at first, but my last girlfriend always kept her ass very clean for me and the taste was amazing.
I don't recall a day that I didnt eat her ass out.

>>677843022
>young ass

Do tell you pedo you.

>>677843022
medfag here.
you can catch shit.
Hep A and C are transmitted Fecal to Oral
you can get pink eye by getting poo particles in your iris.
now its not often someone gets sick by it BUT it is possible.

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>girl
doesn't all butt taste the same?

medfag here

this guy >>677843945 is full of shit

>>677843741
>she didn't tell you she had a fucking STI

FUCKING LOL

My frist taste was with my friend as a young teen

i'm a boy and my butthole smells good and when my balls get sweaty it's also a sweet smell, not bitter and not that salty, i don't know if i'm narcissistic about it or if I just have good genes lol, i only hope that my future gf has even better smelling/tasting glands than me, i forgot to mention that my sperm tastes good but that's only because i eat healthy.. now that i think about it, maybe everything smells/tastes good because of my healthy eating habits, idk lmao

>>677843900
>khlamydia

Jeez anon that's a creative spelling

>>677843900
When I was maybe 10-14 i regularly hooked up with my next door neighbor who was 2 years younger than me, and started eating her ass around age 12 or so? its always been a fetish of mine

Plus my first girlfriend when I was in high school--me 16/17, her 15/16 had me eat her ass all the fucking time. And tons of teenage ass as my life progressed.

But now I am 28 and the ass I eat the most of is a 26 year old (my girlfriend), although we did have a 19 year old over a few months ago.

>>677844241
>narcissistic
That's a pretty big word for someone who types like a learning disabled teenage nigger.

>>677843945
I didn't mean to deny it was possible anon, sorry. It's just really not something to worry about I think. Certainly an enema isn't going to make it the case that all the Hep A or C goes away, lol.

So either use a dental dam if you are really worried, or just decide the risk is worth it (which i think it clearly is).

>>677844065
Yeah, it more or less does. Although if you have also been eating her pussy and are smelling it it will obviously have a somewhat different taste.

>>677844675
Worth the risk
>Captcha: Wrong Way sign

>>677844675

Yeah but my girl already took an STI test and she's clean (and I trust her) but still, you can get in trouble if you eat shit. even if the person doesn't have an STI. So all the talk of hep C is a bit irrelevant to what I was talking about.

>>677834307
Sour milk and tuna

>>677844065
I dont mind rimming a guys ass either, would suck his cock then it gets hard and back to rimming

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ONE TIME I ATE BOOTY AND I GOT STREP C AND THE DOCTOR SAID IT WAS RARE AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW I COULD GET BUT I KNOW IT FROM DA BOOTY

>>677844065
I'd smash them both

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>>677834307
fuck a butt? yey. Suck a butt? NEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

ass is disgusting.
genitals are disgusting.
anything 3d is disgusting

except my waifu pillow...

>>677845329
Rimming another dude and playing with their balls is so much fun.

On the contrary, getting rimmed is heavenly.

>>677834307
just like men butt with less hairiness

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>>677845597
They look so delicious though.
I can't look at a juicy butt w/o wanting to spread those cheeks and bury my tongue in.

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>>677834307
Like honey

>>677841720
Sauce?

>>677845766
Yes it is, he rims me and slowly licking my tip
>explodes

I think part of why I love doing it is how much my girlfriend hates it. She calls it "dog dicking" because my tongue makes her think of a dog dick

>>677846096
Man, I haven't done it in a damned long time. A serious shame.

>>677846189
Childhood memories

This entire thread is full of virgins..
Girl shit just as much rank fecal matter as dudes....yet you want to stick your tongue there.

Quit watching porn losers, it isn't real compared to reality.

>>677846448
is this post some kind of joke?

>>677846448
>it isn't real compared to reality

we got a real bright boy here

>>677846448
Absolutely confirmed for never eating clean ass
Here's your (You)

>>677846365
Nor have I, married but we had 3 some once. She got turned off cuz the guy was all on me. He had a very big cock. Only last like 30 mins. Never happen again. Married almost 17 yrs

>>677846448

Just because you ate a dirty ass once, doesn't mean the rest of us did.

>>677846741
Understandable, I'd say it's enough to allow it in the first place, not everybody's into it. Was getting a third in there more for just you or both?

Never been married.

>>677834307

Best case scenario: Nothing

Worst case scenario: Shit

Not really all that surprising i hope.

>>677846448
Every girl I've been with loves it, your girls are going to be cheating on your ass many times

>>677847057
He and his gf was there, his gf chicken out. I guess he had more interest in me heck im shy of 8 inch he was over 10/11 inches. I deeped throat his cock. Didnt think i couldm

>>677834911
Bags of sand

the real trick is so put some oil or lotion on her asshole first or whipped cream to create your own new flavor

after that you can tongue kiss her without her being too weirded out hahaha