Had sex 10 minutes ago and now my foreskin is all swollen.. Wtf do /b/?
Oh fuck
GO SEE A DOCTOR
>>677821685
An hero
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>>677821685
It's..... dying
timestamp faggot
Wash then ice
Get circumcised.
>>677821807
That was my first reaction aswell
Infection , she Probably aint clean bro
Get checked. Clean penis with bleach (drink some too) and never put that tiny dick in that infected hole again
Stop fucking corpses
>>677821994
Jew detected
>>677821963
agreed
from jerking not sex
did you have sex with a vacuum??
> sex 10 minutes ago. ..
U mean u jerked off too hard.
U were firing off ur skin pickle n it overheated.
>>677821685
Did you wear a condom?
What the fuck is that anyway?
Too much friction. Had that before. Will go away in a week or two. You're fine mate, just don't touch it.
>>677821685
HOSPITAL NOW1
Nothing. It will come down. Next when dealing with dry pussy use lubrication.
>>677821685
It looks like a penis coming out of a time portal
Get your mummy to kiss it better
>>677822041
>infection
>incubation period 10 minutes
wow
>>677821685
CUT IT OFF BEFORE IT SPREADS TO THE REST OF YOUR BODY!
My semi-phimotic foreskin has suffered a lot of abuse, but nothing
like this has ever happened. Did you use a penis pump?
That looks like paraphimosis, get it checked now!
>>677821685
kek u faggot. sex with gay ass. this is because of vacum and ripped of foreskin. better go doctor and also check for eids.
>>677821685
>This is what uncuts call master race
Never been happier to be a cut fag.
Foreskinners BTFO
T
F
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This shit cracks me up because we all know you didn't have sex. And it looks ridiculous.
lmao looks like you put a ring under your forsekin mate
>>677822041
If true, and it's done that much damage in 10 minutes, OP is probably dead by now
>>677822389
>This is what cutfags call master race
See. I can generalize too.
Did you at least clean off your mom's vacuum extension after you jizzed in it?
>>677821685
say goodbye to your foreskin and go to the emergency room
At least with this you don't have a needle dick anymore.
>>677821685
Now you can have a horse dick
>>677822098
Answer this, OP. You could be allergic to latex
>>677823265
now the faggot has a needle dick with nigger lips
Looks like a pretty normal case of AIDS, take a couple of paracetamol.
Wash it with antibacterial soap then put some bleach.
Its nothing, man.
>>677821685
that pussy is haunted
>>677822173
IT WILL come down. But my problem wasnt that it was a dry pussy. I used some flavored lube ( tiny bit ) cuz i was eating her out. after boneing i just used a bit more just because it was there.
When i went to go take a piss i noticed it.
OP
Just relax man. Rest it for a bit . Next day i went back to fucking 3 times a day
Ahhh teenage love
>>677822789
He had better thank his mother and father for the privilege.
>>677822389
I once broke my finger acting like a retard. We should remove all fingers in future generations.
>>677822098
>>677823395
No, I did not wear a condom. It's better now through
Fire.
>>677823469
Kek
>>677821994
>>677821685
wash it in cold water and apply an antihistamine cream.
what ever lube you used probbaly caused it, that or your allergic to latex
>>677824132
or maybe he's just not a filthy euro cuck
most white American men are circumcised, Jewish or no
>>677824337
I didnt use lube nor a condom. I believe it was, as someone stated earlier, friction that caused it.
>>677822086
>it overheated
My sides.....
>>677821685
classic HIV contact infection
:/ scary shit man. see your doctor asap so you can get on the right medication and hold off the disease so you can hopefully live a normal life
>>677824851
sure, the HIV he contracted 10 min ago is already showing symptoms.
brilliant assessment
>>677821685
Dude you think this is bad?
You should see my dick after jerking on meth for a day straight
Would scare the pants off ya
I mean fucked up
Im not even close to joking
I dont think Ill ever orgasm like I did on meth ever
But ten hours of stimulation then an orgasm will do that
Fuck... I remember freaking out after the first time I jerked off. My dick was all swollen like that for a day or two. It'll go down OP.
>>677825325
Should be ok
My cock was red and hurt to the touch
and swollen about five times its size
I mean scary made me cry bad
Healed in a few days
You should be fine dude
Walk it off
I did
>>677821685
what the fuck
that shit is not normal
>>677825519
You see those guys that pump there dicks
My dick was like that
Fucking ten inches round
Felt sun burnt
and I cried
>>677822789
dude... thats not as bad as the op...not even close
the op looks like his dick literally about to die
>>677825849
Next time I tweak out and fap for a day straight Ima post my dick
Yall motherfuckers gunna be horrified
Im kinda into hurting my junk now
Strange how things work out