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Had sex 10 minutes ago and now my foreskin is all swollen.. Wtf
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Had sex 10 minutes ago and now my foreskin is all swollen.. Wtf do /b/?
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Oh fuck
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GO SEE A DOCTOR
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>>677821685
An hero
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timestamp
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>>677821685
It's..... dying
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timestamp faggot
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Wash then ice
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Get circumcised.
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>>677821807
That was my first reaction aswell
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Infection , she Probably aint clean bro
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Get checked. Clean penis with bleach (drink some too) and never put that tiny dick in that infected hole again
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Stop fucking corpses
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>>677821994
Jew detected
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>>677821963
agreed
from jerking not sex
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did you have sex with a vacuum??
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> sex 10 minutes ago. ..
U mean u jerked off too hard.
U were firing off ur skin pickle n it overheated.
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>>677821685
Did you wear a condom?
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What the fuck is that anyway?
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Too much friction. Had that before. Will go away in a week or two. You're fine mate, just don't touch it.
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>>677821685
HOSPITAL NOW1
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Nothing. It will come down. Next when dealing with dry pussy use lubrication.
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>>677821685

It looks like a penis coming out of a time portal
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Get your mummy to kiss it better
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>>677822041
>infection
>incubation period 10 minutes
wow
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>>677821685
CUT IT OFF BEFORE IT SPREADS TO THE REST OF YOUR BODY!
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My semi-phimotic foreskin has suffered a lot of abuse, but nothing
like this has ever happened. Did you use a penis pump?
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That looks like paraphimosis, get it checked now!
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>>677821685
kek u faggot. sex with gay ass. this is because of vacum and ripped of foreskin. better go doctor and also check for eids.
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>>677821685
>This is what uncuts call master race
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Never been happier to be a cut fag.

Foreskinners BTFO
T
F
O
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This shit cracks me up because we all know you didn't have sex. And it looks ridiculous.
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lmao looks like you put a ring under your forsekin mate
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>>677822041

If true, and it's done that much damage in 10 minutes, OP is probably dead by now
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>>677822389
>This is what cutfags call master race
See. I can generalize too.
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Did you at least clean off your mom's vacuum extension after you jizzed in it?
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>>677821685
say goodbye to your foreskin and go to the emergency room
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At least with this you don't have a needle dick anymore.
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>>677821685
Now you can have a horse dick
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>>677822098
Answer this, OP. You could be allergic to latex
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>>677823265
now the faggot has a needle dick with nigger lips
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Looks like a pretty normal case of AIDS, take a couple of paracetamol.
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Wash it with antibacterial soap then put some bleach.

Its nothing, man.
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>>677821685
that pussy is haunted
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>>677822173
IT WILL come down. But my problem wasnt that it was a dry pussy. I used some flavored lube ( tiny bit ) cuz i was eating her out. after boneing i just used a bit more just because it was there.
When i went to go take a piss i noticed it.
OP
Just relax man. Rest it for a bit . Next day i went back to fucking 3 times a day
Ahhh teenage love
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>>677822789

He had better thank his mother and father for the privilege.
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>>677822389
I once broke my finger acting like a retard. We should remove all fingers in future generations.
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>>677822098
>>677823395
No, I did not wear a condom. It's better now through
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Fire.
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>>677823469
Kek
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>>677821994
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>>677821685
wash it in cold water and apply an antihistamine cream.
what ever lube you used probbaly caused it, that or your allergic to latex
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>>677824132
or maybe he's just not a filthy euro cuck
most white American men are circumcised, Jewish or no
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>>677824337
I didnt use lube nor a condom. I believe it was, as someone stated earlier, friction that caused it.
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>>677822086
>it overheated
My sides.....
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>>677821685
classic HIV contact infection
:/ scary shit man. see your doctor asap so you can get on the right medication and hold off the disease so you can hopefully live a normal life
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>>677824851
sure, the HIV he contracted 10 min ago is already showing symptoms.
brilliant assessment
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>>677821685
Dude you think this is bad?
You should see my dick after jerking on meth for a day straight

Would scare the pants off ya

I mean fucked up

Im not even close to joking


I dont think Ill ever orgasm like I did on meth ever

But ten hours of stimulation then an orgasm will do that
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Fuck... I remember freaking out after the first time I jerked off. My dick was all swollen like that for a day or two. It'll go down OP.
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>>677825325
Should be ok

My cock was red and hurt to the touch
and swollen about five times its size

I mean scary made me cry bad

Healed in a few days

You should be fine dude

Walk it off

I did
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>>677821685
what the fuck

that shit is not normal
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>>677825519
You see those guys that pump there dicks

My dick was like that

Fucking ten inches round

Felt sun burnt
and I cried
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>>677822789
dude... thats not as bad as the op...not even close

the op looks like his dick literally about to die
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>>677825849
Next time I tweak out and fap for a day straight Ima post my dick

Yall motherfuckers gunna be horrified

Im kinda into hurting my junk now

Strange how things work out
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