ITT: Celebs you think would be amazing in bed
>>677821848
YES
>>677821673
6777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777 GET!!!
>>677821673
>ywn be her forward young man
anyway pic related
>>677821848
I imagine she'd be clumsy and all over the place thinking that she's experienced when she isn't.
>>677822635
in what way would tit-less do it for you?
unless you are into amputee porn of course
>>677821673
she's a sex devil
>>677823227
You're a fucking dumbass.
>>677821848
would be terrible
>>677823711
Badoober
>>677821673
bet she does it like a weasel...
too much fuli not enough kuli
>>677821673
You'd think so but she wasn't so amazing when I had it.
colombiana. best spicy hot latinas putas.
>>677821673
Not with that child of the Joker and Britney Spears
>>677821673
Can't sex because of micropenis but I would love to worship her feet while a BBC is pounding her.
>>677825808
>implying you've had
Go on and tell us, then
>>677825950
this one would be fucking 24 hour experience at least.
>>677824631
thats because ur gay
>>677823711
Balinga
Britney, bitches.
>>677825950
literally accused of being a tranny
>>677826211
Sorry kiddo, you have to be over 18 to be here. Come back in 6 years!
all those hate fucks
>>677826196
shes fucking a 10/10 would not have sex until married
Only 18 but hot as fuck
>>677821848
I bet she's very . . . self absorbed . . during sex. i don;t know how else to describe it. you anons know what I mean?
>>677826462
Why mad dude? have you not told your parents you are gay yet?
>>677821673
I would wreck AH all fuckin night long
>>677826812
yeah, but
>heavily used goods
i mean, it;s in her body language, her skin, everything.
A lot of you guys seem to equate being good in bed with giving you a boner.
>>677821673
>>677827077
I'm more annoyed than turned on. We get it, you've got underwear, straighten your clothes out.
>>677821673
I'm sure she'd be trying real hard
>>677826196
all the way this
ofc
Amazing for sure, you just won't remember it.
>>677826454
literally every man woman and child on the planet has been accused of being a tranny on /b/
>>677827436
i really find her ugly and unappealing
>>677827683
that's the joke
>>677825950
Girls with hair like this is my fetish.
>>677821673
Ben Affleck, look at that dong.
>>677826454
that's a really good tranny though, i mean top fucking tier tranny
>>677827436
>>677827683
I don't know she sure isn't a highlight of beauty but then again I guess she'd deliver a decent fuck and I'd be willing to give it a try.
>>677821848
who dat
>>677827436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj_Ec_dBP4k&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dyj_Ec_dBP4k&has_verified=1
Like a dead fish
>>677827857
stunt dong
>>677828035
justin bieber doesn't ring a bell?
>>677821848
>The kind of girl who thinks that she's great at fucking just because she fake-moans a lot.
Nope.
>>677828093
>>677827857
obviously a stunt dong, anon is right
>>677828206
that aint justin bieber
>>677828275
damn i know a few like that, nothing kills it more than this for me.
>>677828350
you, my friend, are not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
>>677821673
not much to add i guess
>>677828660
>those perfect burger nipples
probably a big slut
>>677825950
She is fucking ugly
>>677828093
>>677828319
No it's not, the scene wasn't even supposed to show his dick and was only revealed through editing and brightening the footage. It's the real thing, Ben himself kind of confirmed.
>>677826121
A gentleman never kisses and tells
*tips fedora*
>>677821673
she definitly knows what's up
>>677828996
during naked shot, actors are wearing underwear with fake sex on them. Everybody knows that. If you want to think it's his dick, you're a free man in a fere country
I'd give her lupus
>>677828660
nipples like this are my fetish
>>677829493
zozzled
>>677829493
she looks bad enough in the original. Why shoop the fuck out of it? takes away from the point you're trying to make when it's fake
Uhh... it hurts so good.
>>677821673
im sure this counts?
>>677829839
not sure what you are trying to do..
>>677829686
... that's the original
>>677829369
Didn't she do nudes in a new show?
>>677822635
According to her ex-husband his couch was more active at night
>>677829970
At least post the Playboy shoot
>>677830069
it really isn't though.
Everybody loves Scarlett
>>677830315
dat flexibility though.
>>677826346
I don't think Britney would be the greatest fuck but I feel that it would be quite satisfying nonetheless.
>>677830392
Das juden!
>>677830069
no its not
>>677829493
>>677829631
>>677829686
>perma virgins detected
you faggots would jizz your pants the moment she looked at you
>>677830321
She looks like a rectangle.
>>677830315
Master race
>>677822945
I bet she's fucked magnitudes of 10 more people than you. I'd call her experienced. Just saying.
>>677830538
yeah it's a shame really. she was such a cute kid
Bella looks fun
>>677830527
yeah sure thing dude, you're not obsessed at all
>>677828996
I'd believe it, the guy is actually pretty huge. 200" lbs and 6'4"
>>677830321
chloe has a superb body tbh people just keep shopping pics or trying hard to find a pic taken in unflattering clothes or at a bad angle
>>677823711
Escalator
>>677830834
so yoga pants, the pants every chick in the world wears these days to show off their legs and ass are unflattering, and her walking straight toward the camera is a bad angle?
>>677830834
yeah and i'm sure she is working on that body just for you anon, she is the woman that predestined to be yours. Go get her my man, go get her
>>677830788
>obsessed
says the obsessed guy dissing some girl he dont even know on /b/
kek
>>677830624
She could use me like a pommel horse all days.
>You will never give Rachel a consonant
>>677830527
Beautiful handbag
>>677827857
That dude is fucking huge!!!
I feel bad for the dude that has to follow that. And for Jennifer Garner who is going to get a lot of guys getting turned off to her, because that fucking monster has been stretching her out.
>>677831113
>has homosexual tendencies and needs to bash women so he can feel better online
kek
kill yourself fag
>>677828646
sauce?
>>677831321
You have to be black to ride that.
>>677831156
did you steal your mom's laptop again? go give it back and apologize anon, you should be ashamed
>>677831088
>being this desperate to hate a girl online
the pic is shopped dude.....
>>677831357
you dont seem to understand the mechanics of an erection
>>677831507
the first one is. I posted the original. I don't hate her at all but her body isn't anywhere close to "superb"
>>677831282
she's actually pretty average with little to no make up and her personality makes me think she's not that great in bed either
intelligent women are self conscious and over analyse every little fucking thing
>>677830677
Do you think she will show her tits in Amityville now that she has 18?
>>677829490
holy fucking kek that filename
>>677831399
>>677830834
she has man hands, broad shoulders and small hips. if you are complimenting her body, you are showing your gay tendencies. she is very mannish.
also her face isn't proportioned in the traditional description of beauty. but that's more of a personal taste thing. so not much of a point worth arguing there.
>>677831548
This. She looks naiive and innocent but I bet she's the exact opposite.
>>677829617
could be Gillian Jacobs.. vor someone else.
Total fucking minx
>>677830321
lmao strong unaware. that's the shopped
>>677823720
you take the bait fag
>>677831494
>Yes you are correct anon i am a ginormous faggot and im waiting for my boyfriend to get home so i thought id go shitpost about chloe in a straight celeb thread.
there FTFY, faggot.
taytay
>>677831548
damn she cute i want to spank her
>>677821848
dat miley cyrus?
>>677831698
her body looks pretty damn good tbh, maybe spend less time trying to find faults in women and spending more time outside trying to get one.
>>677828996
I'd kind of confirm it also... you are a moron
>>677831774
>no denial
thanks for admitting it fag
>>677831746
she's probably a fucking slut in bed and would do anything. I also feel that she's a size queen.
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>>677831972
Worst lay eva
And then she would blame it on you and write a song about it
Mariom looks like she'd be in control; some femdom type shit. Also she's not a feminist, so that's a plus
>>677831418
Fuck yes.
>>677831954
did i really just succeeded in making you mad? damn i feel good
>>677831794
see here faggot >>677832159
but i guess your waifu is someone like bailey jay or cara or that other trap taylor swift...obviously not a woman, ya raging homo
Pretty much just a thread about celebs we find hot. No actual basis for thinking they're good in bed.
And, honestly, all a woman needs to do to be good in bed is do something more than just lay there...a woman being good is just a woman who actually enjoys sex. Whereas plenty of men enjoy sex without being any good at it
>>677825993
this tbh
>>677831972
is a trap
>>677832462
>>677832056
yup
>>677829142
I like her co-star better.
>>677831282
>Not Carol
>>677832394
Why anyone would want to stick their penis into her stinkhole is beyond me
>>677831841
OMG, YES, YES YES! How could I forget her?
>>677832606
>interger
even if he had spelled it correctly he clearly doesn't know what it means
>>677832439
>you mad hurr durr m-a-ad hurrr durr
you must have a great life, faggot.
>>677832276
Even though i know it's bait from the begining, i can't help but think that there is still a thin chance that you're real
>>677832591
Beat me to it
>>677832639
saw this cunt at work a few weeks ago. total bitch. doubt she'd do anal unless youre a nigger
Never seen her in a thread like this. The way she rides the cock in Deadpool... inspiring.
>>677831746
YES
>>677832159
you are talking to teenagers who still think they have all the time in the world to pick the "perfect" female.
you dont even need to reply to them
time itself will treat them like shit for caring so much about looks at a teenager.
you and i know damn well these teenagers will be too busy judging females that they will actively not try to fuck teenagers girls when they have a chance. they wont taste prime pussy. wont suck on prime tongue.
the teenagers who are "hating" will regret wasting prime time to get a teen girl on the internet writing replies about chloe grace moretz.
>>677832959
it means her ass is in negative sizes you retard
The thought of entering her smelly bottom disgusts me.
>>677832980
>being this mad that he just got outed on /b/
kek
>>677833113
???????????
fucking mongoloid go look it up
>>677832980
how socially needy are you?
absolutely
Lauren Cohan: Something tells me that she would be so dirty
>>677832591
>>677833018
>not even the hottest redhead in the office
Nope
>>677833113
She's working on it
>>677833279
i look it up and all i see is "pic related"
>>677833330
I agree
>>677831867
came to post this.
>>677829343
it's pronounced "gohhck."
>>677829493
KEK
This should be a thing. Like, there should be a name for shooping people like that, giving them these proportions
Queen Vanessa is here...
>>677833314
just enough to actually enjoy people trying so hard
>>677833517
>arching her back and still having a mediocre ass
kek
pic related
>>677833619
why you samefaggin?
felt socially weird when someone replied to you 3 times?
>>677833659
>>677833103
you really should be outside trying to get some ass instead of trying to save face.
dont let yourself become the next campus shooter.
>>677833031
i loved her in jessica jones
>>677833103
agreed 100%
>>677833706
its because he is desperate for more replys to make it look like other people agree with his sad meme
Kelly knows how to fuck.
>>677833701
I would rather a kiki tbh
ITT:
>celebrities
I know who are 20% of these whores.
>>677832606
NIGGER DETECTED
It's ok Tyrone, you tried.
24, -129338, 12332423 are all integers
>>677833706
the best social experience of his life, never had this much attention on him, blew his load instantly
>>677833512
>>677833648
We are not worthy...
>>677821848
She's just so gross, though. Nothing about her is attractive.
>>677833791
Fuck yes!
>>677833819
>gets buttraped after body shaming while he is a kissless perma virgin
>fails miserably
kek give it up dude before he buries you
>>677830834
holy fuck she has shoulders larger than her knees
Goebbels. Fucking Goebbels.
>>677833512
Too bad we'll never get the rest of her Fappening set.
>>677826812
Meh
>>677833945
theonly nigger detected is B.o.B in taytay's vagina over and over again
kek
