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>>677815705
I carry this most of the time, it really comes in handy

>>677815705
i love this kind of threads! But my cellphone camera is a huge piece of shit

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Finally, my kind of thread

March aloooong, sing our song! We're the army of the free! Count the brave! Count the true, who have fought to victoryyyy!

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Some sandpaper and that black tacticool coating was blasted away. Does work pretty decent. Good size even for my mutant hands. Is disturbing in pocket regardlessly.

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My shit

>>677817601
What watch?

>>677818168
Pebble

>>677815705
left handed huh?

>>677816058
Is that a fixed blade or a folder?

>>677817301
Soo edgy

>>677818894
soo baity

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Pocket knife is a tool, not weapon.

>>677818894
I actually just put a decent edge on that knife, thanks anon!

>>677819126
Nice stainless steel dildo.

>>677819354
Fuck every time I see one of those Olights I want one

That's a pretty neat holster. What Crkt is that?

>>677819354
Interested in that d-clip (s-clip?) that your keys are on. what's it called? Also the flashlight is pretty neat.

>>677819607
Olight is s1, and the best pocket light I've ever had, and the crkt is an eraser

>>677819630
Niteize makes it, I can't remember the name though

>>677820069
Thanks for the brand, i think I found it.

https://www.niteize.com/product/S-Biner-Ahhh.asp

>>677817301
>>677819354
this turned into a cringe thread real fucking fast

>>677819966
How's the battery life?

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>>677820313

>>677816058
I carry the exact same knife, very handy

>>677820317
I work at night and use it all the time, the c123 lasts way longer than any AA or AAA light I've ever used, I get a few months out of it with daily use

>>677816058
>>677820528
What's it called?

>>677819126
Is that metal thing a rape whistle?

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>All these faggots carrying knives and guns

If you didn't live in the fucking ghetto you wouldn't have to walk around with weapons, stop being poor!

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>>677821488
>Live in a middle class white neighborhood (a white state really) with a very low crime rate
>Still carry
>leling at your triggered shitposting

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>>677821488

>>677819598

The same bought from me your sister :)

>>677819354
what kind of wallet is that?

>>677821208
No. It's yavara stick.

>>677821702
>>677821759
amerifats think everyone lives in fear everywhere in the world

>>677822187
>why do you have a fire extinguisher? Huh?
>you scared of fires little man?
>real men fight fires with their hands!

I'm assuming you're a Eurocuck. Enjoy getting raped by Arabs

>>677822017
a yawara stick?

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>>677822436
10/10 reply

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>>677819515

>>677815705
Everyone who carries 5 or more things every day is either a woman or a faggot.

bump more

>>677823376
>I live in a city and shit my pants when the power goes out

>>677816466
Why do you have a penis plug on your keychain?

>>677819354
wallet?

>>677824463
Hellbentholsters

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>>677821488

Good work

>>677821702
>>677821759

Get trolled lololol

ITT: Abject falsehoods

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>Censoring your keys

Cringe thread confirmed!

>>677825649
>Censoring your keys
If you mean posting your bitting then sure, you deserve whatever happens to you

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>>677825649
You fuckers ain't hacking me

>>677825330
i dont get it

>>677819126
Always ready to dildo your own ass

>>677826064
>bitting
oh it's bad

>>677817301
Love the Bersa, good choice.

>>677825330
>>677826239
SUOMI PERKELE

>>677818894
>>677820313
Jealous buttblasted Eurofags who can't protect themselves and their women from Ahmed's third world dick detected.

>>677816466
What kind of Rubber /rangerband shit is that red stuff? i.e. how can i get it?

>>677819232
Nice carry anon

>>677819515
No ID, no cash, no watch, just this bad mofo

>>677819232
If it's good enough for Bear Grylls...

>>677819515
my uncle has that one too

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>>677826970
It's just heat shrink. You could probably pick some up at your nearest electronics store or hardware store. Probably amazon. Pic related, my box. it's cheap shit and it works very well.

>>677815705
>tactical square
>im so army navy s.e.a.l.s. ranger ready for everything

>>677827598
Thanks anon

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>>677815705
>centimeter ruler

when would you ever need to measure 1 to 4 centimeters?!

>i don't have anything but these trinkets in my pocket, but i need to measure this thing that's less than 4 centimeters so that i can confirm it will fit inside my prison pocket.

My wallet my keys and my phone, sometimes just the wallet.

>>677817301
What kind of gun?

>>677827686
Tons of knives and tools come with a ruler,
I'm guessing the real usage would be in the wild when trying to identify one plant from another based on its ridges or thorns etc

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Rate?

>>677828156
would go on a crusade with

>>677828156
That pic is a real depiction of the standard soldier EDC in the medivial times.
>Not much has changed, now you carry body armor and bullets and MREs with cute cooking setups
Minus the lack of practical knowledge

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>>677828156
8.5/10 You are like me but in the middle ages m9
also rate

>>677828156
LOSER

>>677828424
>>677828156
deus vult

>>677828583
>Soviet era merchandise with a modern camera,
oh you are from Eastern Europe huh

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>>677828113
I know most come with a ruler. What I don't know if how it's useful. Plant identification isn't based on a couple centimeters. People aren't surviving in the wild because they were measuring goddamn thorns! If you're EDCing a 4 centimeter ruler in your pocket you should be able to explain why and what you're measuring.

>>677815705
>edcheader.jpg

Your name is Ed Cheader?
Nice to meet you, Ed.

>>677827641
Companies manage to sell you Anything and everything nowadays

>>677828156
i understand everything in this picture except the sharpened stick. why is that a medieval edc?

>>677828914
and u manage do buy it all

>>677828817
Fair enough
look at >>677828914

>>677829028
it's for roasting squirrels you philistine.

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>>677828906
>mfw people still post my pic

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I don't need a pic, i carry my wallet, phone, cigs, lighter, and keys. I don't know why you'd need anything else and you're an autist if you actually carry a knife around with you.

>>677820313
>being this afraid

>>677829028
So you can impale muslims in the asshole like vlad the impaler, i presume.

>>677828906
2005 called

>>677829124
not my edc, so nuh uh

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To protect me from Arabs because I'm scared.

>>677825330
/thread

>>677828037
Bersa Thunder

>>677829263
"you" is figurative. Wasnt yours? Cuz i didnt get it sold to me

>>677829175

proof?

>>677829179
Why are you an autist for carrying a useful tool?

>>677829179
>Making blanket statements without knowing the geography and occupation of a person

Could be a guy on a farm, or a park ranger or someone who loves to camp

>>677829208

the 1990's called for that joke

>>677829373
Halflife called

>>677829397
shut up faggot. i'm not here for a "how to use words good" lesson from some spic that vapes.

>>677829554
>farmers
>on /b/

i've been here a while and i've never seen someone claim to be a farmer.

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>>677815705
Amerifag here. I live in an open carry state, my girlfriend goes with me just about everywhere.

>>677829654
lol

>>677829497
Because unless you are actually hard and gonna use it in a fight (which no one on/b/ is) it is literally useless in modern society unless you do some autistic shit like woodcarving.

>>677829654
and im not here to be falsely accused by a jew nigggot, that drinks girly drinks

>>677829805
I'm guessing that Carmex is for your butthole.

>>677829774
wasnt that Kim chick who got doxed living on a farm n stuff?
>argument invalid

>>677829875
lel

>>677829438

yes i have proof. but do i really care enough to prove i took some picture to /b/? not really. but i genuinely did make the picture

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>>677829999

>>677829875
Okay for reals now, I carry a swissarmyknife and i use it atleast 3 times a day on an average if not more

>>677829554
>>677829497
You both know that's not the case for a majority of the people posting here.

>>677829884
uhh shirley temples are not "girly drinks". that goddamn grenadine sauce gives me wicked mudbutt but they're too delicious for me to not order them.

>>677816466
deploy a dispenser here

>>677830107
for? Anal probing? Yourself?

>>677830107
then you are an autist and do really weird socially abnormal autistic stuff everyday

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>>677829968
one fucking tramp in the history of /b/ that lives on a farm but wasn't a farmer doesn't mean every asshole who carries a knife is a fucking farmer!

>>677829805
What movie is that from? kill bill?

>>677830185
>dicks r delicious, but im not gay

>>677829179
I grew up in rural area on the edge of the woods and was taught to carry and use weapons from a very young age just because your a faggot that would most like hurt himself or someone else if he carried a weapon doesn't mean that everyone is.

>>677829875
>Autistic
>Woodcarving
Choose 1

mfw kids have woodcarving classes in school. Its actually pretty relaxing and creative and everyone loves you for that beautiful Kuksa you made.

>>677830348
i'm going to assume you greentexted that on accident.

>>677829999
then post 1 thing from that picture fake ass nigga

>>677830551
im gonna assume u worship me as a superior being

>>677828906
5 condoms all expired

>>677830812
flying spaghetti monster, is that you?

>>677829373
your gonna blow yourself up son, put it down.

Sorry, don't have a pic. I'm usfs in eastern Oregon

My edc is :
small trauma bag/squad level fak
entrek dive knife
fire starting kit
compass+whistle
home-made pemmican, dried fruit, crispbread (matzah yes jewfag)
400mhz band radio
pic of grandparents at wedding
poncho+liner

>>677829179
/thread

>>677830248
Depends, Im German, so things we call normal might be wierd to you, like having a job, having a hobby (germans are masters of the hobby world) going out, having beers at a campfire and being mechanically dexterous.

>>677831155
how convenient you "forget" to mention your little bag of jew gold! how many oz and where do you hide it?

>>677831155
Were your grandparents killed in Auschwitz?

>>677829497
Useful for what faggot? Freeing a fish or bird from the six pack plastic rings? Cutting a zip tie? Might as well carry around a pair of scissors you fucking fat weaboo neckbeards.

>>677831708
I open my Mt Dew cans with a knife.

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>>677820313

>>677816058
The gadgets are cool, but kershaw is kind of a shit brand

>>677831708
>opening shit
>cutting shit
>stripping wire
>letter opener
>makeshift screw driver
>sharpening pencils
>remove staples
>eating an apple from an orchard
>spontaneous hikes/camping trips
>cutting the seatbelt if you need to get out of a car
>smashing a window in an emergency
>using it to get into places too small for your fingers (I do this more than anything)
>digging splinters and shit out of your skin (not that you'd know about that as you obviously don't go outside)
>clean/trim fingernails
>scraping off glue, paint, rust etc
>prying things loose
>dig batteries out of things
>open a can without a can opener
>shotgun a beer at a party
>bottle opener
>first aid like removing clothes, cutting bandages
>trimming loose threads from your clothes

There are infinite uses for a good blade

>>677831838
Good job proving his point autist, fucking retard.

>>677830107
You use that tooth pick three times a day to get the sour patch kids out of your teeth you fat loser.

>>677832143
I think you missed the point, being that it wa a joke.

>>677830711
k give me a minute

>>677831155
tell me about your fucking jew gold you oven dodger!

>>677830323
Pulp Fiction

>>677831333
Kill yourself.

>>677817301
>>677819354
>extra mag
Just how many people are you going to shoot

>>677831838
/thread

>>677832547
>malfunctions
>misses
>multiple attackers

Besides, mine only holds 7, and it fits in the coin pocket of my pants, so why not carry it?
It's not like having more ammo than needed is a bad thing. And it doesn't mean you have to shoot it all

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>>677832224
I wasn't really joking. Some times I trim my fingernails too short and I need a knife to open my cans. It's useful. Autism is telling me that I shouldn't drink a Mt Dew if my fingernails are too short to open the can because knives are only for freeing dolphins from six pack plastic rings.

>>677832102
You forgot:
>opening your bag of Cheetos.
>typing with instead of using fingers
>cutting yourself before you go to sleep at night

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>>677830711
>1
how about 9 and a bonus kitteh

>>677832806
You need a pistol for a worst case scenario, but somehow there's only one person, none of your rounds miss, and he's not wearing a vest. That's quite the fantasy.

>>677833214
Sheeeeiit
CONFIRMED

>>677833214
not this shit from 2005 again

>>677833484
shut up grandpa

>>677832855
If your fingers weren't so fat stubby and weak then you wouldn't need nails to open a mountain dew can. Maybe stop drinking dew and pretending your an outdoorsman.

So much weaboo scum in this thread. You should all post a picture of yourselves with you edc so the real cringe can start. There is going to be a lot of ill fitting jeans, fedoras, bad haircuts, glasses, neckbeard, just general autism.

>>677833484
just because you werent born yet doesnt mean you have to cry about it

>>677828906

I don't know a chick who'd have that much in her purse...

>>677833695
you dont know any girls.

>>677833594
If I open a can of Dew in my house with a knife, how am I pretending to be an outdoorsman? Is this real outrage or are you role playing an angsty faggot?

>>677822436
Kek

>>677816466
You have like 200 tools to open a beer in your arsenal
but faggots like you still need a dedicated opener on their key chain

>>677833870
Shut up you fat nerd. I don't know why you would even post in an edc thread if you never leave your basement.

>>677833627
i was born in 1999 you newfag i remember times before you're banana meme bullshit here little kid shut the fuck up understand

>>677834051
Give me your Sykpe and I'll tell you all about it.

>>677834122
Enjoy your ban fag.

>>677834228
I don't wanna lose your love
tooonnniiiiight.

bamp

>>677833964

I really think using the entrenching tool would be overkill.

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>>677833695
Because you don't know any other chick than your mother.

>>677816058
How is it? I want one but am scared that it sucks?

>>677835049
That probably because you're indian. Here in civilized countries we bury our poop.

>>677834228
enjoy u ban for false report jokes on you hhhahahahha

>>677835343
with a delicious mountain jew

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All these people trying so hard

>>677829999
checked

>>677835946
>empty cigarette pack
>roll of paper towels

do you wear cargo shorts?

>>677836318
Not empty and the paper towel was already on the table didn't even notice it

>>677836464
Well now that it's out in the open, why don't you tell me why you carry around a roll of paper towels?

>>677816466
Locksmith I assume, or a master thief as subtle as dexter morgan

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>>677815705

>>677836817
Internet detective I assume, or a neckbeard who opens his soda cans with a knife

>>677816894
lernt da jemand fürs abi ?

>>677837056
>crackpipe

nigger alert

nigger alert

>>677816894
terra tastatur ?

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>>677837244
wez all niggers hur

>>677836542
I don't

>>677837323
>High Point
>shitty Blazer aluminum ammo
>cough syrup

Holy shit the stereotypes are true

>>677837168
I open my soda cans with halberd, roll bs ring swap, then I 360 dank scope it with a barrett .50 call to make sure.

>>677837520
count the pixels you sperg, that's a shoop.

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>>677837244
Not even.

>>677838127
Meth, my mistake. I apologize, Ms. Jackson.

why do so many of you guys carry guns?

>>677838236
guns go bang.

>>677838235
It's a nectar collector, for Cannabis oil/dabs.

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>>677837828
Clearly! Where the fuck is your knife! What are you going to do if you need to do any of these things.

>>677838236
some of us are just paranoid, some of us just want to murder someone in self defense to cross it off our bucketlist. I'd say maybe it's work related but we're on fuckin /b/.

>>677828156
No bible.

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>>677838455
i didn't minor is drug paraphernalia and don't frequent 420chan. if you want to feel cool posting obscure glassware then i hope i made your day.

What type of fucked up place do you live in to carry a gun and knife daily?

>>677838236
self defense

>>677838455
That's degeneracy you're begging for a paraphernalia charge carrying that shit around everyday. Youre just edgy and wanted a chance to type nectar collector. Mission accomplished

>>677817301
non-amerifat what type of gun is that looks like a walther?

>>677818510
That's a folder, notice the thumb stud and the pivot screw.

>>677838756
If I told you, I'd have to shoot or stab you.

>>677838885
Bersa Thunder. It's based on the Walther PPK

>>677838737
another anon said what it was. I was just showing it wasn't for crack.

>>677838737
I wasn't the poster, just letting you know? >>677838877
His right ass hole. If he has cancer and goes through chemo, it's his God given right. Fuck off his dick queer.

>>677839043
>not for crack

That's what all the nectar collectors say.

>>677839137
You're cancer.

>>677838756
Crime happens everywhere nigga, not just the ghetto

>>677832806

>multiple attackers

dude, have you ever thought about moving out of that shithole you call home ?

>>677839273
cute smallpox blanket. would cough/10.

>>677839234
Thanks ass hole.

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>>677838877
I don't carry it erry day, I was just showing an anon it wasn't crack pipe god damnit. caught me on the edgy tho. I didn't even type it.

>>677839330
niggers are migratory miscreants. if you're within a mile of a bus stop, you're in real danger.

>>677839425
It was me sorry bro, blaze up for me. I'm dry, ; ((.

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>>677839330
I actually don't live in a shitty place, just saying it's a possibility

>>677839425
it's cool nectar collecting bro. they just can't relate to our nectar collecting. don't stress.

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>>677839628

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Carry this everywhere

>>677839506

i travel by train almost every day, only once in the ~14 years of doing so i've been in a situation which could have been bad. Europe is a very nice place to live, even with immigrants.

>>677840035
your day to day in europa has nothing to do with my life in california. stop projecting.

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:)

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>>677840027

>>677840238
You posted already faggot! I recognize your Carmex.

>>677840238
No holster = no carry

>>677833870
So grab the knife off your computer desk top and walk to the kitchen and open it....you don't need to carry it around everywhere if 99% of the shit you're using it for is at your house

>>677840313
Lol, I saw another guy with that too lol.

>>677840035

But hurr durr, gunzez!

>>677840403
>need

Shall not be infringed!

>>677840238
get that wallet while you were in basic?

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>>677838756
Shitty things happen everywhere, if you're not ready you're practically a sacrificial lamb walking around with a wallet and a cell phone, or shit at least a pair of shoes. Hopefully nothing ever happens. But I'm not gonna rely on that, you can tho.. Not sayin you'll get mugged if you go outside but shit happens.

>>677840359
;)

>>677840492
You wear ladies sunglasses. Are you a transformer?

>>677840605
Never joined the military.

>>677828906
Mad respect for the zune

>>677840693
those are wayfarers you pleb

>>677821702
i just watched this bitch on tv, was in anonymous that messed with her or what?

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>>677840765
but you're signaling to everyone that you still use the wallet you got in basic training, you stolen valor piece of shit.

>>677822643
a jew stick to spread the jew

>>677840868
Those are ladies sunglasses, you transformer.

>>677840918
No you assumed that everyone with a cam wallet is in the mil.

Watch
Lighter
Mini Leatherman
Wallet
Flashlight would rather have it and not need it
phone
And keys

>>677841022
You wanted me to assume that by carrying it!

>>677841058
It gets dark like almost every night. Chances are you're going to need it.