>>677815182
GTFO of my room, dipshit. Take your own fucking trash out you lazy fucktard.

James stop fucking the vacuum, we all have to use it

And sweep your fucking pubes up the bathroom floor is covered in them

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>>677815182
Who keeps buying all this cheese pizza. If you leave this shit out it's going to go bad.

>fucking chad.

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You guys don't mind if I bring my friends over do you?

>>677816092
Fuck friends.

>>677816070
If you're going to have cp at least make use of it

>>677815182
well i dont live in that house apparently cause the trash would be out.

>>677816092
hold on, let me pack up and put all my shit in a storage locker.

>>677816199
Rule #1: always blame on chad.
>at least make chad use it.

Fucking chad got cum all over my favorite peice.

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*plays Cher extremely loud*
http://youtu.be/4p0chD8U8fA

I labeled my fucking sandwich who ate it

>chad

Fuck, would you faggots stop leaving your cumrags all over the house?

>>677816384
Derek we all know you don't do shit around here.

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>>677815182
WHO THE FUCK DRANK THE MILK IN THE FRIDGE IT HAD MY NAME ON IT!!!

Who the fuck took my XXXXXL Flared Chance!?

>>677816092
Only if they keep their pants on

>>677816907
Putting anon on the milk could mean it is anyones...

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>>677816907

>>677816907
I had a bottle with the name anon on it. I'm actually jizzus christ

>>677816907
That chocolate milk?
Chad poured it down the drain for a rekt thread.

>>677815182
FUCKING ANON HUNG HIMSELF

Can someone repaint the house so it doesn't look like the faggy tranny flag

I HATE YOU ALL

>slams door

>>677817071
fuck u Jason, that wasn't me

Enjoy your cum shampoo guys

>>677816852
I cum in the blue shampoo bottle so it's not my rag

>>677817076
again?

>>677817091
This

>>677815182
everyone should know to not touch the labeled bottles in the lower part of the fridge, those are full of cum and i insert them in my ass when im horny and squirt that shit on the floor while masturbating

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>>677817018
MY NAMES NOT ANON ITS BARON VON FAGGOT!!!

>>677817063
>>677817027
NO FUCK YOU!!!!

>>677817071
GOD DAMMIT WHO THE FUCK LET CHAD IN HERE!!!!!

Who is watching cp? feds at the door again
Better not be steve again!

>>677817183
Thought the condensity was different this morning

>>677817183
My herbal essences???? You fucking asshole chad

>>677817161
Thanks, I usually cum in the shampoo and dont tell anybody.
>i guess my choese are finished for today.

Stop using my laptop to watch midget porn you faggots!

Which of you covered the hall with lolis posters? As if we hadn't enough with Jimmy's furries

>>677817336
>>677817328
Protein make hair nice and strong, maybe a little clumpy

guys if you're going to smoke weed outside make sure it's somewhat hidden from cars driving by. Some faggot went snitching to the cops, my buddy at their office said he got turned away without having evidence.

I love u guyz

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My dragon dildos have gone missing! Which one of you have them stuck comfortably in your rectum?

Heard it was Chris, he's a right twat, just say that our router hasn't worked in weeks

That's it, I'm going to start piling dishes in front of people's doors if they don't start doing them. Are you kidding me?

>>677817411
I love watchin those small people go at it...

>>677817507
Oh the cop might be here for the weed rather then CP then

>>677817411
NO its the only way to make johnny stop masturbating in the living room

>>677817526
HA GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

>>677817444
Also check'd

Ok, whose bitch is the one sleeping in the kitchen?

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Guys! Come look Jason build a genetic engeneering bay that produces lolis from stem cells! Lets go rob the abortion clinic!

>>677817649
Just give them chad, hes a drain on the house. Hes guilty of both anyway.

Hi, my name is Mark I'm with CSS. Is the owner of this home available? I need to speak with them immediately.

OH SHIT, MODS ARE AT THE DOOR. TELL STEVE TO HIDE HIS FUCKING CP

>>677815182

i would lock the doors and burn the house down. kiling this many faggots, weebs, deviants and pedos would be such a positive contribution to the world i could die happy with no regrets.

>>677817685
Come in gentlemen, Fred has made some us some coffee. I'll invite everyone into the living room for a chat.

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>>677815182

>>677817685
Come in guys, you'll lose your faith seeing whats inside.

WHO ZOZZLED MY TOILET

>>677817804
CHAD!

http://instagram-media38.tumblr.com/post/142186637667/6564564656589

>>677817755
I have rope and glass cutters, lets go!

Guys moot is at the door again, asking if we wanna hang-out, should I tell him that we're busy?

>>677817804

He says he's with cascading style sheets, should we let him in?

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Why does chads dogs keep humping pillows?

There is a police officer at the door, she doesn't have any timestap. What do I tell her?

>>677817900
Fucking what! I'm trying to fit some faggots dragon dildo in my ass!

Does someone else smell this? It's like something is on fire

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>>677818037

>>677818015
No he works with google, we don't want him redecorating anything, don't let him touch anything.

>>677818063
Tits or gtfo

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>>677817738
That's Stephanie. Just throw her some heroin and a spoon and she'll stay out of the way

>>677817967
fuck really?! shhhhh everyone get down and close the blinds, maybe if we're quiet the cuck will leave

>>677817776
>>677818081
Chad either smoking a blunt or burning his HDD's either one.

>>677818063
You know the rules. No timestamp nor tits=GTFO

FUCK SAKE JAMES ITS JUST TRASH STOP BEING AN AUTIST AND TAKE IT OUT

Can we all agree to kick Chad out?

Who keeps drawing all this triforces on the wall?
Also, which one of you deleted System32 from all of our computers? Was it the newfag again?

>>677817967
Which one?, the American or the yellow one?

>>677818266
If I get dubs we throw Chad off a cliff

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>>677815182
ANONS

I BOUGHT US THIS

ENJOY YOU"RE NACHOS

>>677818361
What about the rent money?!

>>677818266
Chad has rich parents and a weed connect. I vote we keep him.

>>677817649
Are you kidding? Half the staff at the court house are pedos.. How do you think chad got away with that hit and run? Blackmail bro, this town is fucked up.

>>677818292
THEIR IS ONLY ONE MOOT I WILL DELETE ALL YOU PIZZAS NOW

>>677818395
FUCK RENT

GRAB A CHIP

>>677818361
Think you can pay rent with nachos, that shit doesn't work twice faggot.

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>>677818361
T-Thanks anon-kun

>>677817076
Again? For fuck sake, how are we gonna pay the rent?

>>677818361
ANON THEY'RE GOING TO JACK OFF IN THE FOUNTAIN SHHHIIIIT!

>>677815182
Why make these brownies Chad? You going to a meet?

>>677818154
Fine, I'll do that

>>677818347
Rolling to expel chad

who the fuck are you people?.... How did you get in my house?

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Somebody want baked potatoes?

>>677818594

THE JIG IS UP BOYS, RUN!

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>>677818588
Dubs of truth, now the cops might stop coming around.

>>677817095
>opens door
It's me, goku.

>>677818526
Make cheese pizzas

WHY IS TAYLOR SWIFT UNCONSCIOUS IN THE CLOSET

>>677818588
Chad, it's time to go. Get my frozen shit-stuffed condoms out of the fridge... we ride to war

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Because I'm kinda in a hurry right now.

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>>677815182
this house is across the street for the westbural baptist church

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Westboro+Baptist+Church/@39.0455303,-95.721272,3a,75y,69.74h,86.31t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s10Aw-K66ycgbCwZdvpyRPw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D10Aw-K66ycgbCwZdvpyRPw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D34.500004%26pitch%3D-3!7i13312!8i6656!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0xfc2d0a45b042660f!6m1!1e1

Why is there jizz in my usb ports?

Chad, me and the other faggots have came to a conclusion you don't live here anymore. Please GTFO

>>677818844
FUCKING KEK

>>677818776
Don't touch her, I'll take care of her later

>>677818844
lol we need to take over their house to show them that fags probably aren't all that bad in comparison

I'm going out for lunch, can I borrow $20

How many times do i have to tell you? The basement is for all of us, stop using it as your sex dungeon, kidnapped children storage room or whatever. Also, this trap says he is lost, whoever bringed him here, take it back where you got it

>>677818882

I say Chad use it to heat up his ona-hole

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HEY GUISE CHECK OUT WAT I MADE IM GONNA PUT ON THE FRIDGE

Which one of you assholes keeps shitting in the trash bin? ITS RIGHT NEXT TO THE TOILET! JUST SHIT IN THE FUCKING TOILET! Fuck this house.

>>677819028
Here's $21 dollars

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>>677819028
I made vegan lasagna. Anybody else want some?

>>677818882
My aim was off, I was going for the picture of your mom on the desk.

>>677819236
What the hell is wrong with you dude?

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>>677818844
Fixed the address.

>>677819236
>Vegan
How about no

sorry I'm not a fucking rabbit

>>677819238
Practice in the fap threads as we all do. Fucking newfags

>>677819236
THATS THE FINAL STRAW IM NEVER JERKING YOU OFF AGAIN

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Guys, it's them girl scout cookie girls knocking on our door.

Should we buy us some?

Alright, who put >:3 in place of mister presidents face on all of the money in my wallet??

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Can i bring my two friends over?

>>677818229
Goddamnit, I'm glad we kicked him out

>>677819494
The girls, or the cookies? Ask Steve if he needs new girls!

>>677819494
We could produce our own CP with them to help with the rent

>>677818671
Steven I told you not to sleep with your sister. "But no dude I think she wants it" fucking retard

>>677819494
Do it quick, don't let the loli-lovers see them, we already have enough crying girls in the basement

>>677819516
only if you make them to bring pregnant chicks

>>677819494
Invite the girls in for some "tea"

>>677819599
Yea get them, Jason needs new templates for this.
>>677817755

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>Walks by house with skittles.

>>677819608
It didn't work the first time and now we are banned from Portugal

>>677819677
>crying girls
>enough
No such thing as enough.

>>677819608
Yo what type of cp are we gonna make with them?

>>677819236
Go back home Patty, nobody wants to fuck you. Here, take a few quarters and get yourself some breath mints.

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We should hire a mexican maid.

For... all our needs.

And cleaning too.

>>677819925
Just standard photos, could pass it off as nudism.

>>677819947
Didn't we have a maid? who the fuck was cleaning then?

>>677819947
WE WOULD IF ANON WOULDN'T HAVE SPENT ALL THE MONEY ON A NACHO FOUNTAIN

>>677820149
FUCK YOU!
YOU"RE NOT GETTING ANY NACHO TONIGHT

>>677819947
If she cleans under my bed I'm gonna be pissed. I have a mold ecosystem working under there. I even named the patches. I vote no maid.

>>677820147
You mean the nigger?

>>677820149
We could use one of the Girl Scouts

>>677819876
George, he stole your skittles.

>>677820327
I'm down for this, loli maid.

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Undercover here, your all arrested.

I'm home

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Hey, HEY which one of you is a faggot?

Somebody's mother is at the door saying she wants me to let her daughter know she's here with proof that Nostradamus foretold 9/11.

A-anons, uhm, I'm anxious over here. I looked in my closet and all my piss bottles and cum jars are missing. W-where are they?

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>>677819876
>chases nigger down the street

>>677820273
don't be stupid, niggers can't clean. You can tell that just by sniffing them.

>>677820344
That motherfucker, somebody get my gun. They always get away with this shit.

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>>677820344
>>677819876
WHAT! NOT ON MY WATCH....

Guys I think I may have destroyed nacho fountain

>>677820394
You mean you wanna come under some covers? Cum under them maybe? Steve's your man! Steve is always your man

>>677820147
She got shot at her apartment complex. I'll miss her 5 dollar blowjobs.

>>677820394
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GUNS

>>677820395
Then fuck right off again

>>677820394
Boys we have a fed here, don't worry he's by him self, we can take him

guys im tired of eating nachos
>i think im gonna throw up

Guys i need help with my essay, anyone got anything about bubbles?

>>677819348
thanks

>>677820489
FUCKING CHAD! That was where our rent money went, now we dont even have nachos.

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>>677820489
YOU BASTARD!!

Good thread glorious faggots.

>>677820499
Oh noes, not Conzuela! Filthy blow jobs for cheap were the best. Ah well, we'll just use some of the methheads, they have no teeth anyway

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>>677819947
We could probably use one

>>677820608
>>677820489
Well ho-fucking-ray for you chad destroyed it.

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>>677820585
look outside

>>677820608
No you aren't. Now eat your nachos you fucking cumguzzler.

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I CALL DIBS ON ATTIC NEWFAGS. Preferably with window access. Or a fold down staircase directly into someone else's room. No hallway or closet bs. If I'm going to a burden I want it to count. Also, not paying rent. Cause I live in the fucking attic.

>>677820632
We are not your personal army, we just live with you faggot

>>677820632
Bubble essay for Anon


The burst of a bubble isn't very significant; children create and pop bubbles every day. What is astonishing is capturing and remembering that very moment, like taking a bite into the moist, tender, yet extra-crispy KFC drumstick. After a few years, I won't remember what it tasted like, but that moment will be captured just like this photo was. What intrigues me is that something so simple and sad like popping a bubble can look so beautiful, unique and stunning viewing it from the right angle in the right time. One wrong move could create chaos, so one should be careful to not make the wrong move.

I could potentially fill up this section with meaningful metaphors such as "bursting my bubble" and "entering adulthood is like a pumpkin patch being pulled from the ground to the real world", but I must talk about the loss of my friend, Shrek. A few months ago, like a burst of a bubble, the news came to me that one of my most beloved friends, Shrek, had been diagnosed with cirrhosis. Due to his name, he was being bullied and made fun of nonstop with names such as “lolicon”. It appears that he simply never let go of the dank insults and became an alcoholic and ultimately suffered the consequences. Shrek always had a dream of owning a pet dinosaur and being able to “walk” the dinosaur around the block, which is very unrealistic but I believe anyone can dream. Shrek’s story represented the duality of man, the dichotomy of fiction and reality, the fragility of the ego, and the effect of European imperialism on the socioeconomic leftist policies of west sub-Saharan African nations.

1/2

>quietly brings 1000lbs of fertilizer into the basement

>>677820395
You don't live here Terrence

>>677820744
I don't see the problem, there's still much room

>>677820821
Need a hand anon?

http://instagram-media38.tumblr.com/post/142186637667/6564564656589

>>677820744
That's my piss bottles! You fucker stole em! >>677820404

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>677820404
We bathed the dog in them last night.

>>677820795
I don't live here, I was just making a delivery

>>677820795
Don't worry, they won't get pass the entrance, it's the third group of feds this week

>>677820632
>>677820814


Before considering the destruction of a bubble, one must consider the creation of one. Like the American astronomer, Carl Sagan, once said, “If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe.” Identical to most lives including mine, we spend years packaging knowledge into ourselves just so others can blow bubbles using our soap water, our years’ worth of efforts. This is very skeptical of me but a harsh truth is better than any lie. Many might be against my reasoning because it seems that from my view, there is no meaning to learning but that is most definitely incorrect.

What I wanted to convey was that we shouldn't learn, research, and perfect ourselves to be bottles of soap water; we should strive, struggle, and desire to become the ones who blow the bubbles.

2/2

There you go anon, don't listen to this faggot anon >>677820808

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>>677815182
Someone in your house is a Mike Watt fan.

>>677820744

>Times looked at this photo over 9 000.
>Times noticed all of the piss bottles are lidless. First.

Dont enter my room guys! I need to finish huniepop

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>>677820585
Let him in, I got something to show him.

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YO BOYS

The women of westboro come with gifts of assured blowjobs and pepsi. Is it alright if I invite them in with their clothes on?

Which of you faggots downloaded all this trap porn onto the house computer? And what's all this rancid sticky yogurt stuff on the keyboard?

>>677821064
Rolling dubs to let them in

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Don't disturb me.
I'm building a real 3D gf.

>>677815182
guys please be quiet between 15pm and 22pm since im a LoL twitch streamer

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Does anyone want to watch The Room and drink everytime Jimmy says "hi" or "hey"?

>>677820796
>>677820608
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THAT WE HAVE NOTHING BUT NACHOS TO EAT

>>677821118
We all have our own computers, don't blame us if you are a fggt

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Guys i cant find my skirt, where'd you put it?

>>677821199
im down if you give me a handy while

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Guys, the pizza is here

>>677821186
>Uses 24 hour time
>Still puts in PM

>>677820806
>watching the Browns
Pleb

Rents due im gonna need your 1/169 of the rent please

>>677821354
Just Twitch streamer things

>>677821492
Retards

>>677816971

I spilled chocolate milk on myself and needed something that fit. you don't mind, right?

Guys, I've just been down to the basement, only to find that it's full of weeaboos and neckbeards. I'll call the exterminator.

>>677821186
everybody play asian pornstars squealing on max volume.... now

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>>677817018

>>677821266
Up my ass, why don't you dig around there and find it.

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Whoo!
Yeah!
Yeah. What's up?
Go Cory! (Go, go!)
Go Cory! (go, go, go, go!)
Listen up: here we go!
I'm the new kid, moving in,
Getting it done.
And I'm officially the candidate
For having some fun. You know
(you better calm down Cory)
(yea yea)
I'm talking 'bout all-out party
And we're getting it started.
OP, do you mind some eletric guitar?
4chan wil be never the same.
Cuz we've got
Cory, Cory, Cory
In the House.
Yea. It's a party every week, baby
Cory, Cory, Cory
Check it out.
That's right, I'm in the House
He's gonna shake it up and change it (shake it up)
Take it all and rearrange it (just a little bit)
Got a new plan, Hey Uncle Sam!(look out now)
We've got Cory in the House (Par-ty!)
Cory in the House!
I'm your man!

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I uh... I got a loan.

But I bought this.

>>677821672
Ugh do it quickly before they breed again, I was wondering who kept ordering the fedoras and kimonos

>>677821672
Are the trapped lolis alright? Did they got hurt?

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Who wants to help me build a pool? I got heavy equipment experience. Will give you a crash course if you buy us a 12 pack.

>>677821672
DON'T HURT THE LOLIS

>>677821780
We all know you love watching the disney channel pantless, but could you at least keep the volume down?

>>677817444
Fuck you chad, go stand in a corner and think about what you did while anon and I have loud anal sex

>>677821776
If it's up your ass, i dont want it anymore, I'll just be nudist today.

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>>677819751
>tea

>>677821801
Maybe we can earn some rent money?

>>677821780
Cory please stop. You've been doing this all morning

don't fucking touch my homunculus

>>677821989
I'm fine on both accounts.

Has anybody seen femanon? I can't find her

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>meanwhile in the kitchen

>>677821682
Lemme see, here's "BBW japan sluts fedora play IV" The fuck when we play this it will bring all the neckbeards >>677821672 to the living room! Don't fucking play asian porn!

>>677818402
Agreed, he can probably get us some shrooms too. But the faggots only 20 so we need an alcohol guy

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which one of you fuckfaces used my jizzrag?

>>677822085
is it alright if i jack off in your room while you sleeping?

>>677822138
Shit, i dropped my phone -bends over to get it-

>>677821801
Fuck yiss more Nachos.

Eh >>677820608, you'll be so amazed by what we got. C'mere fast!

>>677821872
I'll call Cuckroach B Gone. They take care of all cucks, betas and white knight faggots.

>>677822158
>meanwhile in the bathroom

>>677822158
Ah shit, we ran out of eggs. Somebody has to avoid the feds and go to the store

>>677822247
only if you cum in an egg and make another homunculus

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>>677822316

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>>677822262

>>677822233
jokes on you, buster

your jizz rag has been contaminated with 1/8 of a gallon of horse semen ordered from the internet since day one

>>677821672
No need, I've been selling their organs on deepweb. Don't judge me, i'm doing everyone a favor.

>>677822327
I'm gonna get some eggs, I still have some stored in my ass. Just gimme the plate!

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Ok guys sex time. Everyone to the kitchen for our 10 minutes in my boy pucci.

Alright, come on guys I am fucking sick of this stuff now! Just own up! Who took a shit in the kettle?

>>677818844
thank fuck they blurred the chimney...
>also dumb
>house will be torched in a fortnight

>>677822388
Nice, looks like someone cleaned the bathroom. Good job guys.

>>677820814
>>677820989
I like you

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>>677822388

>>677817685
Are you the guys to deliver some cp?

Okay, who deleted my 1.83TB or porn and filled it with Pony shit?

>>677822296
guys thats great, i uh. i

ah f-fuu AUAOCH!!!

>>677822388
Cool, that looks cleaner than ever. Neat!

>>677822388
You done in there? I need to poop

>>677822584
oh you mean the church? ya for sure

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Ok who left this shot in the fridge?

>>677822624
No Homo?

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Who wants to go to the range with me, faggots?