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they call me butt_man
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butts
>>677812599
Nice dubs butt bro
You can call me anonymous, or anon for short. Represent fam. Westside piru
>>677812599
And I call you Faggot.
I HAVE TO GO BYEBYE
winner
>>677812687
my dad made it and brought me some since he had a ton of leftovers
Get in here fagits
jackbox.tv
FZTB
>>677812858
bye bye
Does it look anything like this?
>>677812599
Have you been searching low and high?
>>677813035
yeah
>>677813002
yeah, but the second one has eyes
>>677812851
Frist of all how dare u
>>677813357
Have you found butt? I suppose you have.
good morning darling friends
>>677813247
Fair enough
>>677813357
scared
>>677813519
Hey you
>>677813515
I have quite the collection
also jackbox.tv
gayh
>>677813519
>Not "You are all terrible"
>>677813682
I have experienced a change in perspective
>>677813642
Is it bigger than your gfur collection? Do you frame the butts and put them in a shrine?
>>677813848
Whatever
>>677814134
sadly no my gfur collection is much too large
>>677814452
I'm sure your butt collection will catch up in time.
I am considering streaming hyper light drifter
>>677814377
>>677813642
i don't understand this game at all
>>677814629
It would make more sense if you were in the Skype call
>>677814629
I don't either
never mind it doesn't work with OBS at all
Let's stop talking and do some wanking
>>677814814
my skype has all my personal info
>>677814880
oh well
>>677815140
i come here for conversation mostly
>>677815194
And?
>>677815140
I can't, I am participating in a nofap tournament.
>>677815263
Please don't stop the posting
>>677815382
Do you happen to be in the Kik group?
>>677815513
i have to go in a few minutes so i have to
>>677815140
do not do this
>>677815349
idk I felt like I was being invited into the call
>>677815675
You were. Why is that a problem?
>>677815513
Yes, I am there.
Good evening to you, Ka.
>>677815599
Noes :'(
>>677815775
Evening to you as well, but what is your name in the group?
>>677815877
yesses
>>677815877
Second, the King of Butts 2016
>>677815905
Good luck with your endeavours!
>>677815349
He ain't trustin' no fgt furry
>>677816113
yeah, i had an assignement due today that i never started
>>677815771
idk you could like get my facebook and ruin my life (not saying you would you're a cool guy)
>>677816168
Seems like we're in the same boat, but for me it's a test that I have to do tomorrow and I haven't started studying yet. So guess I'll start learning, see ya! x'|
>>677816104
I greet you, lord of bones
>>677816360
Now why would I do that?
>>677816447
What kind of bones though?
>>677816450
you wouldn't. But I can't help but feel paranoid.
>>677816450
That's exactly the question a social engineer would ask
off to class
seeya all
>>677816629
All bones that are participating in the nofap. But good luck winning while viewing this bread xP I'm off to do some studying
>>677816688
Bye bye!
>>677816652
Well, have fun not playing, I guess.
>>677816889
I can ragulate my body's reaction to porn, so I will be just fine.
Have fun studying. Get smart, invent human cloning, and then blow yourself.
>>677817274
I won't but I appreciate it
>>677817696
I'm sorry, I wish it could've been different.
>>677817406
Sounds good, but I don't think I'll ever get further than robocock :(
>>677817851
same. Oh well at least you have other people to play it with
>>677818264
Good lord, that butt
>>677818054
That would also be nice. Imagine having an array of various detachable penors that you can use whenever you like. I would buy a robotic horsecock.
>>677818264
>>677818406
Still not better than ur butt lol
I think I'll use that as a project for my scription to graduate with. Drilling just got a whole new meaning
>>677818387
ikr
you shouldn't be admiring butts while studying though
>>677818713
Yes, my butt is nice. And that butt >>677818264 is also very nice.
I wish someone could drill me.
>>677818745
I know, but a bit of distraction is good sometimes
>>677819029
Just wait for Putin ;)
Arrivederci!
stream this dick etc
>>677819728
I would prefer someone my age.
See you later.
>>677819029
like no string attached drilling?
>>677819728
but a bit of distraction turns into a big distraction in just seconds
weak emission
>>677819985
I would like it to be a bit more romantic then that. At least for my first time.
>>677819985
More like hours
you're a weak emission
>>677820170
that is pretty difficult to find
>>677820237
back to work
ouch my emotions
>>677818745
nothing more offputting than two people kissing
>>677820849
hm, wrong.
>>677820170
Keep looking, in my experience the problem isn't usually the lack of gay guys, but more a lack of gay guys who aren't comfortable with sharing their feelings
>>677820889
i know i'm not right in the head
>>677821016
what makes you say that
I-I didn't mean it. You're actually one of the strongest emissions I've ever had the pleasure of meeting
>>677820849
bad experiences with it?
>>677821049
i'm late for college
this means so much
>>677821219
today specifically, in general, or you enrolled at an older age than others?
I literally have nothing going on today
>>677821477
whats wrong?
>>677821566
same
>>677821655
It's not all bad. Might go run some errands later
How've you been?
>>677821655
That metaphore
>>677821829
very happy mostly
what errands?
>>677822110
are you jealous because I don't think you're a strong emission?
>>677820550
I know.
>>677820967
The problem is I don't know where to look and even if I did I am too socially ackward for that. And it's kinda hird to find someone where I live.
>>677822407
I'm not sure if I even want to care
>>677822407
I need to look at a new apartment
Also, this depression beard has to go
>>677822822
you definitely don't lol
>>677823050
well at least you can grow a beard
>>677822798
That sucks :/ Aren't there any gay dating websites in ur country (that are safe!)?
>>677823443
Only russian imageboards, but we both know they can't be trusted.
Maybe there are some niche websites, but I doubt they are worth it.
>>677823389
They get itchy
>>677823628
Sucks man, but perhaps u'll ever run into someone :/ Or visit rainbow, I'm sure u're welcome there ;)
>>677823772
I've already have a few gfurs I can visit from different countries, but it is not as easy as it sounds, and moneys are not the only issue.
>>677823708
small price to pay
That's it. I've got a date with a razor. Beard is going bye bye
>>677824525
I might grow it out later. I've got to look on point to lock in an apartment
I cook like a friggin' housewife...
>>677824001
I guess it isn't as easy. Sorry about that, wished things were different
>>677824741
Burn it with fire >:)
>>677824978
what did you make?
>>677825217
>>677825536
Chicken and roast potatoes
>>677825217
Maybe I am just overcomplicating things but hey, I don't lose hope. Things always turn out ok for me in the end.
>>677825217
The smell though! and my face will hurt
>>677825626
love that
Ok, I'm off for now
Bye
>>677825626
xD
>>677825796
Be proud, it's the smell of men
>>677824525
Would you grow a beard if you could?
darwin is not here.
>>677825626
I suddenly got hungry
>>677826056
idk how I look with a beard thats hard to answer
I'm here for you Dom
omg
Well I'm here to bully Avery but it can be a dual purpose.
>>677826551
something good happened?
avery is not here either, anymore.
>>677826712
KS is here for ME!
Dom is a pretty cool name.
>>677826778
I have noticed. I'll steal his jungle camps later as punishment.
Sup?
>>677826331
1. Start MS Paint
2. Open a photo of u
3. Select airbrush and spray a beard
4. Apply a model
5. You have now created a photo of yourself in an alternate reality
parafirk is probably cooler, because it isn't a real name, also googling it brought up http://feganenterprises.com/OP4LIB/ which is fucking hilarious, and also you can access http://feganenterprises.com/OP4LIB/DATABASE/
>>677826903
you a damn savage. playing sp diablo 2 on my amazon
ah, george is here, what a delight
>>677827082
Hello There
>>677827408
He deserves it. The lvl 1 jungle camp lets me win lane to carry him anyway.
I could never get into diablo, more of a starcraft/warcraft kind of guy
>>677827915
whenever i am toplane and he is shittalking, i steal his buff. it has made for great games which we've invariably lost. i played sc2 for like a year and a half and followed the GSL but my ladder anxiety was too high and i hated losing in 5 minutes to timing pushes. my main dig was customs on wc3, i was never remotely good at standards in that game.
>>677827349
the answer is no then
