>>677812532
they cut dick off

>>677812532
you have to make a triforce without deleting system32

>>677812532
How do I get in?

Butt sex....

google "how porn stars prepare for anal scenes" should be all u need

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>>677812605
I'm already circumcised though :D
>>677812616
Go to your local lodge, meet the members, then ask for an application

>>677812616
you find one around and ask if you can get in

Can't tell you what happened, but it's not too bad. It's a fairly easy process - I had my first and second degree done at the same time, then my third degree was done a few weeks later. Good luck!

>>677812532
No.

You wait.

But you get in any way as they will vote for you. Hopefully they know you browse /b/ by having a guy at your local IPS and you get a black ball.

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>>677812532
I hope the initiaion is a suicide pact in about 5 minutes after you join. Would mean a few less retards on this planet.

>>677812849
don't listen to his lies

>>677812898
They'd do that huh?

My uncle was a member. They will constantly ask for donations. This is the only way to rise in the ranks. When you become a "true member"... Well my uncle wont say. He also never went back. Soooo...

>>677813086
Prepare for nasty old man orgy lolololololol. Fake n gay

>>677813086
so basically they trick idiots in joining some super secret club to get as much money as possible out of them.

>>677813086
I think most of you are mistaking Freemasonry with the Catholic Church!

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>>677813372
Tomato tomáto my newfriend

>>677812849
Thanks for the insight!

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Hay, hay, hay, hay, hay!!! Méxican boy is there!!!
Jesus is a Indian men, and she is a boy freemason!!!

>>677813362
I don't think that's true. They already have a lot of money.
Lodge dues every year are like $100.

>>677812530

>>677812532
why do you want to be a freemason?

just a gay gentlemans club.

>>677813812
I believe in one Supreme God, but not in Jesus. :D

>>677812532
Well, first you bake cookies and then read stupid essays that your grand master dildoes have written and then you stand around like fags.
Pretty straightforward.

>>677813875
Thanks fam, original thread died.

It's pretty easy. They'll vote on you and so long as you haven't been a cancer to your community you'll get in easy.

Experiences vary. My lodge is pretty laid back, everyone is friendly and genuinely interested in what you have to say or what's going on in your life. A buddy of mine who was in a different lodge said his lodge was combined with a couple of others and the members were always bitching and fighting over getting officers' positions.

>>677812778
Master Pain ?

>>677812532
My dad, brother, uncles, uncles uncles, grandfathers, grandfathers fathers etc are all masons and I was asked to join at 18 because i'm blood related, but I never joined. But now i'm 21 and my dad wants me to join.

Is there any particular reason you're joining?

>>677813837
Mine are $75

>>677812532

Great way to be a total faggot.

What are the benefits of joining? No autist answers please.

>>677814271
It's Betty now

>>677813884
I feel every day I'm not a mason is a day wasted.
Everything that Freemasonry stands for speaks to me in a lot of ways. Tolerance, brotherhood, unity, spiritual and mental stimulation. It's a fraternity built on constructing good men. It teaches friendship, freethinking, and it is the very repository of intellectual knowledge as well as scientific knowledge.
Without Freemasons, the US would have never existed.
The founding fathers were mostly all masons as well 13 president masons.

>>677814277
I joined because of the historical side of things. Franklin, Washington, etc were all members.

>>677812616
Believe in a god

>>677814277
I believe we will highly benefit from one of the world's oldest and best fraternities.

>>677814408
Really none. It's a meeting each month and dues each year but if you're into history and volunteering in the community it's not bad.

>>677814286
I don't know why people are saying that they are all about donations and what not. That's the Church..

>>677814648

Do you think if i join and kiss ass i could get a good job out of it?

>>677812792
You don't apply, you have to be invited.

>>677814277

I went to the lodge installation as a guest which was great. There was this one particular group of guys at a table who kept staring at me though. Idk why.

>>677814408
It makes good men better

>>677814773
I think masons are firstly about the community. Projects cost money and for me I don't mind giving up the money to go to a children's hospital.

>>677814914
No.. I went to my local lodge at the first stated meeting every month, met a lot of wonderful men, then I asked them for an application a week later.
They gave it to me, I filled it out, and paid the fees.
They then told me that they were going to vote on me, and after that 3 masons come to my house and interview me to see where and how I'd fit in.
After that, I get initiated.

>>677814914
Wrong. Master Mason here. To be one, ask one.

So why do masons lurk /b/?

>>677812532
Hide the sausage, with newb as seeker, then good old circle jerk.

>>677814796
It's possible. Joining helps you look motivated to help others. Depends on the job and other members though. They do have a job board on the PA freemasons website that you can log onto. >>677814796

>>677815249
Yeah, very true. They do a lot of great things like that; especially the Shriners.
I just meant that instead of donations to the church, which is all non-profit, goes straight into the priest/pastors pocket.
Freemasons are all about community and brotherhood.

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basically the wealthy people at the top of freemasonry need help avoiding prison because the world isn't ready to accept their 'rituals' (child rapings) yet.

they fill their gay club with police chiefs and judges and other powerful members of society and make them officers, promoting them further and further, while also recruiting unobjectionable nobodies to pad out the lesser degrees.

they rinse the initiates of all their money, and give it to the higher degrees who have influence in order to control that influence.

then when shit hits, and granddaddy dragon is facing a life sentence for raping his way around the orphanage he built, they all band together to save him from our 'meat and potato eater' prisons.

freemasonry in a nutshell

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>>677815376
anal sex for the new? Jesus Christ is a rapist of sheep?

>>677815222
>Trips of truth

Although some people just think they're oh so holy because they're members and then they don't do shit.

>>677815702
It is nice to be able to see a report on how dues and donations were spent.

>>677815781
Not noticed this much in my lodge. Some are more involved than others but I'm sure they have good reasons. You do what you can do.

>>677815553
Why not? Freemasons don't tell us WHAT to think, like religions. They teach us HOW to think.
If masons want to go on /b/ who's to say they can't?

>>677815752
looks like somebody got the black balls...

>>677816247
because it's a bit hypocritical. masons are supposed to be upstanding representatives of their communities, and of humanity in general.

those who truly are more enlightened than others don't dwell here, and if they do, they're missing the point.

>>677816472
The West Gate must be guarded. Looks like we dodged a bullet with this Cowan.

>>677812532
they walk you blindfolded through the temple and rip your clothes and make you repeat the sacred oaths of secrecy and brotherhood or they threaten to harm you

then you pay your dues like a good goy
/thread

>>677816781
Or not any of this.

>>677816472
pfft, i wouldn't stand there begging a place while the old men fondle balls

a solid "alright mate, you're in" would do. the pageantry and gayness of masonry is one of the reasons many eligible non-members wouldn't join. idolatry and superstition are for christian women.

>>677816913
well said faggot

>>677816781
can't /thread your own post fag

>>677817197
/THREAD

>>677816539
This is a /b/oard meant for 18+ users for entertainment, anonymously..
Although this board is the very essence of liberation, as people can post or talk about whatever they want, I highly doubt masons participate in disturbing threads. I could be wrong. Back in the Dark and Middle Ages, freemasonry was a society where men can discuss all things in SECRET, without the church knowing. Still is.

Fuck you sincerely Judge.

>>677815752
to continue, it was the higher degrees of freemasonry who developed the rosicrucian and theosophical societies, where a select few devised the greatest lie ever told; the golden dawn. the GD spawned the likes of mathers and crowley, who later developed the OTO, and the rest is some fucked up history.

secret societies create deluded fucks who are just trying to invent the next christianity, but one where baby rape is the norm.

>>677817470
>all things in SECRET, without the church knowing. Still is.
kek he actually thinks that

>>677817849
So you think a society that encourages free thinking and practices ancient traditional rituals wouldn't be an enemy of a church that killed millions of people, makes people conform as a child, and discourages free thinking and creativity.

can you spot the symbols in this vid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnDS7jXxYkA

>>677812616

Don't be a black.

>>677817470
>freemasonry was a society where men can discuss all things in SECRET, without the church knowing. Still is.

except there's no reason to hide from the church anymore, in fact the rituals and idolatry makes masonry the closest thing we have to superstitious religion, the events of the early 1900's involving the golden dawn show this.

people are well aware you have to attain higher degrees to learn many secrets surrounding freemasonry. most of these 'secrets' come in the form of higher societies as was the case with the rosicrucian society. eventually you learn that the entire thing is a pyramid of power, and the lesser degrees are used as a tool by the higher degrees in a power struggle that will never end.

crowley knew this, it was in his 'book of the law'. it was publishing these aspects of freemasonry that brought him to the attention of sam mathers, one of the founding 3 members of the golden dawn. blah blah blah

freemasonry is a joke.

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I´am freemason!!! salve satán!!!

>>677812655
Unfortunately the truth. Or...
Fortunately?

>>677818310
I think you need to do you homework and stop making assumptions. At the highest levels of freemasonry are basically templar shenanigans. They are not separate from the church.

The enlightenment "fee thinking" was introduced later on to bring in the noobs.

>>677812532
My grandfather was a mason

My life has been strange

They are up to something

>>677818742
Care to elaborate?

>>677818694
well said, it pisses me off that masons are the biggest mugs of all, but they think themselves more enlightened even though instead of making their own way in the world, they're reading from a script.

free masons are just a bunch of old dudes that hang out and get drunk and talk shit about their wives

source -> demolay for 3 years

probably join the masons when i am retired/older and need an excuse to get out of the house


don't know about the masons but demolay initiation was just like some frat shit where they blindfold you and then lead you into the ritual room and you accept your membership and then drink a bunch of liquor.

>>677815332
>met a lot of wonderful men
>They gave it to me, I filled it out, and paid the fees.

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>>677818463
Of course you have to earn higher degrees to learn more secrets. It's a reward for mastering the skills of the craft.
Even though I don't agree with what you say, you question everything and analyze things in a different perspective. I appreciate that freethinking.
Freemasonry is a pyramid of power, but it is for good reason.

>>677818742
Came from egypt


Son was a alter boy


Turned to hard crime

Crazy shit in our lives

Weird haunting type of shit

Ties to organized crime
Egypt

Weird Greek shit

Type of shit guys go missing for


My life has been a ride

Somehow I think Masonic shit is part of it

>>677812616
You just took the 1st step

>>677819157

if you are a poorfag you get a lot more out of it than you put in. good way to make a lot of connections and socialize with people.

its just a mens club.

>>677812849
You mean you sucked one and then two cocks? In a couple of weeks you'll be sucking three?

Three and one half hours of Brutal Anal

>>677818947
>>677819245
Listen Guys in the masons are everywhere
They are tied to church
Church is tied to families
Families are tied to everything
Shit goes down
People know

Some of those people are Masons

>>677819407
but wasn't george washington a freemason along with half of the other framers of const./signing of declaration of independence?

>>677819489
You here about people watching things

Well they do

And they act like anyone would

Hands in stuff

You know what I mean

>>677819407
I dont want anything from them, you just keep getting filled in... might as well be gay hooker

>>677818694
Are you forgetting that the church has been after the Knights Templar for ages? Ever since the dark Ages? The Pope and the King of France wanted them all dead, but some slipped away.. This was at the END of their crusades, and to me, enemies are separate from each other.

>>677814773

they have a strong interest in community philanthropy and involvement

few times a year they will get some charity shit organized to benefit the community the rest of the time its just an older mens fraternity pretty much

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satan coming and will destroy

>>677819669
Yes!

test

>>677818310
freemasonry encourages none of this! it just tells people it does, including its own members...

of course you must conform to the rules of the lodge, you're just allowed to 'choose' to conform. the USA was founded by freemasons, at the expense of the lives of almost every native american.

i could go on pointing out the hypocrisy, but like every religion, there's fanaticism surrounding freemasonry and they'll never be wrong...

>>677819669
American Ideals- 1776 = Freemasonic ideals.
America is built upon Freemasonry. I mean, come on.

>>677819864
You are so gay you know that

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>>677819293
Yay!

>>677819669

connections matter more than anything else. of course a mason is more likely to hire another mason that he knows and hangs out with on the weekend for a job position than some random person.

no massive conspiracy just a mens club which obviously would favor its own members with similar values.

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>>677820045
Mmmmm delicious!!!

Question for freemasons. Is Copiale manuscript saying truth or not? About rituals, iniciation and other stuff?

>>677819070
You were clearly not in DeMolay.

>>677818463
superstision is for smart people you wouldnt understand that

>>677819926
You know the simple thing is these are men from your communities
They are deeply connected to all movement
The masons are not a joke

>>677819782
>the dark ages
nice meme
>>677819883
so wouldn't it be a little more than "just a boy's club"? or has it fallen to complete shit in only 200 years?

>>677820216
Listen dude
Dexter was dope
Didnt deserve this

>>677820385
You can become a templar right now

Seriously

Return to the womb

>>677812532
tell them you believe in God or they will deny you

>>677819219
Interesting how it's hidden in plain sight

>>677820362
This.

>>677820660
just like any other non-secular cult

>>677812532
Poosh

>>677820705
it's not hidden in plain sight you just have access to the internet and unlimited information that otherwise wouldn't have been presented to you

>>677820259
https://scottishrite.org/about/media-publications/journal/article/the-copiale-cipher-an-early-german-masonic-ritual-unveiled/
Interesting.

>>677819219
I believe you're right, that most masonic ambition is for the greater good. But for every 100,000 decent members there will be at least one Mathers or Crowley to undo it all. a couple of decades of organizational turmoil led to the absolute chaos in the minds of teenagers all over the world today.

When the likes of Peaches Geldof die in suspicious circumstances with an OTO tattoo, and a thousands of kids turn to read the work of the farcical Golden Dawn, the consequences are staggering for society. Freemasonry not only allowed the GD to come into being, it was actually encouraged by the Rosicrucians. The Rosicrucians were almost ALL masons, were they not?

Look at the fucked up kids today, fucking their lives up with delusional interests, and killing themselves in droves. How many deaths have occurred because of the events of the early 1900's?

>>677820295

i was. was pretty much the boyscouts/fraternity with suits and ties.

get little merit badges for sports and shit and do a little play about a french faggot getting burnt by the church

do a little bit of community work and party a little bit

all of the rituals and prayers were pretty generic non specific god and patriotism/country/community/mom/dad

3 years i was standard bearer, chaplain and then junior counselor. self identify as a deist but had no problem with the three chaplain prayers they were all hella generic.

most of the ritual was just about your progression in life and becoming a man with symbolism of the sun rising/setting

>>677815702
>goes straight into the priest/pastors pocket.
People don't tithe their money to church because they want the church to make itself better. The Bible just says to give some of your money back. What the pastors do with the money is between them and God.

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Anything look familiar?

>>677820949
Sure it is u can download pdf in english. Look at wiki.

>>677821329
Yeah, it's beautiful.

>>677821294

>church publishes extensive documentation every week of exactly how much/where your money is going

some churches might be dirty but a lot of them have a far more profound impact on improving the community than your taxes ever will

not seeing the merits of organized fraternities such as the masons or churches is just being an angsty neckbeard who has done far less the improve the world than these organizations

>>677821294
The Bible has been rewritten, reedited, REVISED to the all Pope's liking since it was first written!
The Bible today is not the Bible of the past, remember that.
QUESTION EVERYTHING!

>>677818418
Will they really not let blacks in? i know a lot of black masons, or u saying theyre not the real deal?

>>677821329
The same guy that designed this layout in Century City designed the old World Trade Center Towers and their grounds.

>>677820325
i understand the practicality of superstition and ritual the same as you do.

i choose truth and the light of day, not the light in the dark.

have you ever considered that there are people who understand the basic tenets of ritual and 'ancient knowledge' yet choose not to live by them?

I understand other religions just as well, but it's possible to study them without worshiping.

I've studied freemasonry for years, the fact and the fiction, I would never choose to be a part of it however.

For me, it is mostly for people who are so awake to their own mortality that they need pseudo-religion to help them through life.

>>677821887
No, lol
Masons don't reject based on race

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>>677821619
I sense we're getting close to the point when someone shoe horns the juice into this thread and it turns into a shit fight.

>>677812532
OP be prepared to be bored through 3 degrees wearing a robe and a fucking slipper...
Gets cold man

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>>677819157
>paid the fees
>then they voted
>great men

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>>677821329

>>677812898

They gunna backtrace your IP, consequences will never be the same,.

>>677822160
haha, 'cause degrees also measure temperature.

hahah...

>>677822082
So their are mixed lodges? i mean like at least half not one token black?

>>677822294
Welcoming your pineal gland to the 21st century

Quickest and easiest way to become a freemason is to become a Kappa Sigma. Their rituals are based off freemasonry and members have a greater chance of being initiated.

daily reminder that Joeseph Smith was a well established freemason. That's what you get when you allow freemasonry to go unchecked.. fucking mormons.

freemasonry, not even once

>>677822217

unless you have autism you won't get turned down

every fraternity is worried about keeping their numbers up and knows its only one generation away from falling apart, the masons are no different

>>677820861
This

>>677813072
If the govremnt can do it why wouldn't anyone els?

>>677814046
Nope I killed it. Don't need this shit on /b/ and if you continue to post this shit I'll close this one too.

>>677822499
don't forget sam mathers, crowley and peaches geldof

>>677822608
Government*

>>677822499
He was killed for introducing elements of the freemasonic rituals into mormon temples and sharing it with women.

>>677822617
you can't close shit you fucking faglord

>>677818377
Shit, I'm usually pretty ok with these things but this one stumped me
Saw a five pointed star flag,
A lady looking at her mirror image locked in a false office reality. (As above so below)
Anarchy/Peace symbol of militant useful idiots.

I'm lost

>>677812849
Was this a lodge of instruction? If not you may not be a legally made mason.

>>677822617
"I am anon, killer of threads"

get over yourself.

>>677815768
More r34 on jesus pls

>>677822617
dare you

>>677814796
It depends on where you are at. Where I'm at, a lot of business owners and politician types are all masons. If you prove yourself you can get involved in some pretty decent low-level corruption.

>>677822217
>went to my local lodge
>met a lot of wonderful men
>They gave it to me
>after that 3 masons come to my house
>how it fit in
>After that, I get initiated

>>677822783
No you don't get your rights given in LOI. But doing two degrees is rough at once

>>677822109
Look, I'm just throwing my 2 cents. A lot of good people live by the Bible. If you believe in Good, you believe in God. Simple as that.
The Bible's scriptures state that you have to submit to a God, beg for forgiveness, and you'll burn in hell if you don't.
Sorry, but I believe in a God that loves humans for what they are, that doesn't drown them, that doesn't kill them when they take apples from a tree as a 'test' that uses petty Christian 'sins' to grow spiritually. That wants his people to become as gods.
Not starting a shit fight, just my two cents.

>>677815222
And bad men?

>>677812532
I haven't joined yet but I have the opportunity to I have a family line of masons (uncle, grandfather, great grandfather) I just don't know if joining is worth it

>>677821957
Oh yes the old World Trade Center Towers.

AKA the Pillars of Boaz and Jachin

The truth is out there.

>>677822755
Nope but you can cause it to get knocked off the bump rotation and send it to oblivion. Old fag is old so go eat moots cunt you cock gobbling knob.

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>>677815332

Whats your trade OP?

>>677823040
You piece of shit faggot. You are wrong. Allah is neither merciful nor kind. He values those who are loyal only to him and none else

>>677822878
Aight.

>>677822978
Never said it happened to me yet, just stated what they told me would happen.

>>677823254
>bump rotation
>not using the catalog like a fucking normal person
>claiming to be an old fag
wewest of wews

>>677822492
what is pineapple grand

nonokosage

>>677823316
"Muslim spotted" I'm calling trump

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!! is it real??? NOPE!!! 5spoopy9me

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>>677823010
>2 degrees at once

>>677820295
No, YOU were clearly not in DeMolay.

>>677823289
My trade?

>>677823541
It is clear to me that you were not in DeMolay.

>>677823462
It's when you crack open a pineapple and find the Arc of the Covenant

>>677823146
I think you should research more about it, maybe ask your family if they are still alive about the experience.
I believe it will be great.

ITT a lot of faggots who think you could ever get more than a couple of old Masons to agree about degree work let alone NWO shit..

>>677823316

Better read god in the bible.

Also allah means god in arabi, like jhwe in hebrew

>>677823492
is it really real?

>>677822453
blacks can make their own separate but equal lodges

>>677823943
NOPE

>>677823789
do you become god when you pine gland

>>677823982
tjo red i gern mit mia sölba ha. mia wuascht intressiat mi nit

>>677823967
>Separate but Equal
where have I heard that before???

>>677823967
only blacks can climb the 90 degree of freimaurer. then they can walk on 90 degrees to the sky

>>677823880
i don't need to have my suspicions confirmed as i am 99% sure that they are true
i always find these threads entertaining for the general misinformation and shillery

>>677824039
Depends on what kind of a person you are.

See Raiders of the Lost Arc for a nice artistic representation of what happens when people have ulterior motives when cracking open the pineapple.

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I'm a Grandmaster by 22 years old (25 atm). I'm the last son & heir of Hitler.

>>677824083
Its called "Prince Hall Freemasonry"

>>677824039
pine cone is an ancient symbol for the pineal gland, often considered the seat of conciousness or the seat of the soul. if you properly activate it, you become a more whole person because you're better connected to the divine.

>>677824039
You have to Ankh your chakra first by taking off your shoes and staring into the sun at high noon for one full hour. Once you do, your third eye will be open.

>>677822082
Nope. Thats how Richard Pryor got away with the shit he did.

>>677823462
they're a type of fruit grown only on the island of patmos

>>677824420
aka useful idiots who don't get any actual secrets, but do all the rituals with no understanding of what anything means.

>>677824444
quads speak the truth as always

Trip balls

>>677824576
Exactly

>>677824420
It's called Jim Crow laws.
Where the modern usage of "Separate but Equal" came from
Freemasonry uses historically racist language to this day.

>>677824423
This is the truth and the root of what Freemasonry is all about.

>>677814431
How old are you, btw?

>>677812532
You are going to be pinched in the shoulder, and you are not doing anything until they give you a letter with things to memorize you fool.

>>677824423
>>677824921

same as christianity

>>677824444
i will fuckin do it. that makes a lot of sense, if i go blind i just kill myself. win win situation im sick and tired of being poor

>>677824423
Then there's people like me who make a mockery of the wonderful joke of life >>677824444

>>677824444
>>677825108
jk man. do you study numbers, time to be exact. just curious cuz i have 1 theory willing to share if interested

>>677825029
Christianity doesn't symbolically convey the message as well as Freemasonry, but you are correct.

>>677825108
Well you wanna see god, amirite?

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>>677813492
>>677813812
>>677815768
http://drbo.org/x/d?b=drb&bk=47&ch=13&l=41#x

Freemasons go to Hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5oEzVbu8HQ

>>677812957
yes

Prince Hall freemasonry, scottish rite, which one is the real shit? sound like a bunch of different frats or church denomniations. Which one is the fuckin REAL LODGE. You know the mansion sodomy baby killing one . thats the one that gives you superpowers

>>677824955
20, why?

>>677825294
i think the discrepancies arise from the evolution of language only.

>>677825335
Start your own at your local YMCA

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The Holy Spirit is monitoring this thread.

>>677825296
no i want to have a lot of money so i can travel the world and do good things to people around me

>>677812778
Betty!

>>677825499
Very well put. I agree with that.

>>677825335
you gotta become a high enough degree and be invided to a higher society. It used to be Rosicrucians about a century ago. Then you can create a fake cypher manuscript with a couple of buddies and create your own secret society! One where instead of bettering humanity, everyone gets naked and fucks.

It's when you're a high enough degree in these societies that you get to start fucking children.

>>677824921
>>677825029
ive considered freemasonry to be the mystical yet pro-establishment face of the christian church.

>>677812532
i totally feel you /bro the members at the lodge i was being initiated into where really smooth and not rough at all. if you are soft and not super hairy they will for sure vote you in just hope no one has anything bigger than 6 because i was really unlucky and had about 2 of the lodge members pacing super thick and about 8 long both of them it was horrible. im used to it now so i can semi enjoy it.... but man anything to be a mason Thursday will be your day! ride it long and hard brother!

>>677825820
Maybe we could discuss our learning over a toddlers penis?

>>677819864
I love how people think the baphomet is satan.
It's a representation of man.
Solve - ascent
Coagula - incarnation as a beast (a human)

>>677825537
Well, don't blindly go into the unknown expecting a result. It runs deep.
>do good things to be people around me
>what is "good"?

The operations of our structured society are rooted in age old wisdom hidden from the masses by elitist burning libraries in the past, and today pushing pysops and clickbait. The true path to enlightenment cannot be forced.

>>677812532
You fucking disgust me.

>>677825018
How do you like your butter my friend ? and where do you stand from the oak tree. D

Don't lose the penny.

>>677826151
you should be pushing links for more info anon, this conspiracy stuff doesn't do any one any good if they cannot act on it.

>>677826272
i like my bother H , strong as a building block. Saber Ephilis et di Profanous. A:. A:. A:. 33l. my friend.

>>677826151
One the one hand this makes sense,
on the other hand you sound like a "random profound sounding shit generator"

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>>677812532
Ok, I'm gonna save you the trouble, trust me.
What you'll need is sandpaper. Lots of it.
And a spirit. Something strong, like Vodka.
>Pic related; This guy did it wrong.

>>677826035
Excellent idea. That way we know we can trust each other.

>>677825875
Far OuT , where do i sign? seriously you can just start at any logde and work up from there? or are some lodges fulgazy?

>>677814431
there is no scale to measure how completely retarded you sound

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>>677812532
Record and post all their secrets and rituals on 4chan. It's the best way to get to the 33 degree fast.

Other than that, here's a few tips :

Better be sure to have a hard on when they ask you to penetrate this newborn of unknown origin.
When they ask you to place it on the altar for the sacrifice, DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES while you put the dagger in his chest. (that's eliminatory)
Also, don't puke while drinking its blood.

But it's not as hard as it sounds OP, i'm sure you can handle it.

>>677826489
A York brother, Cepher Partitia Hermanous. Claudius send me a letter signed as ?

>>677826418
Links to what? Its a pretty formulated theory, which tends to be followed in degrees. It all goes back to King Solomon, Djinn, Sacred Geometry, etc etc. I myself am still dabbling and researching the subject, although I have applied it from time to time with interesting results.

>>677826500
>>677826272
Wine and oil kind of stuff
always been interested in the backgrounds of masonry, I had them in my family, all dead now.
Never been able to join, and I wouldn't at my age. Too much elbowing my way up at this point.

>>677812532
My friend's dad is a freemason. You can't apply to become one. Someone has to vouch for you, then you can accept the invitation. If you do accept it, that doesn't mean you're in though, there is a certain process I'm not familiar with that I believe takes 6 months and afterwards it is decided.

>>677825980
People usually believe Freemasonry was the anti church, and in a sense it was. Freemasons believed the church in power misinterprets the ancient knowledge which is in their own bible. There really is truth in the bible, but it's hidden in the stories.

This is why the temple of Solomon is so important to the Masons, and why there is a compass and a square in the symbol. They believe the story of the temple masks a truth hidden within the measurements of the temple itself, measurements which are specified with an unnecessary precision in the bible.

But Masons are happy to obtain truth wherever they find it, the bible or even eastern teachings.

>>677826774
Marmoset, Brody. Are you the OP in this thread.

>>677812532
Ask all the members at your lodge, if they have not discussed that with you then you have some shitty lodge members.
I'm doing the same thing brother. I start my petition in a week

>>677826151
i know. i see my symbols every day. im connected to good spirit although im not paying enough attention, devil is kinda fucking with me but thats because im weak. id just like to have money so i can be free.

>>677826500
Usually, the profound answers seem to obvious or simple and the misleading answers are the ones we strive for.

>>677812605
How do Freemasons reproduce then?
Checkmate, anon!

>>677826938
Nope OP is a chained box i am afraid, Widows Oak will always prevail. Honourous...

>>677826814
yeah but that doesn't explain to the average anon what "degrees" are or how the follow the formula.

>>677826965
aren't you worried about all the gay secks they make you do?

So .. from reading the thread, Freemasonry is an attempt by non-Jews to get all the benefits of being part of the Chosen tribe.

>>677826546
I won't tell the world you encouraged the war in the east for profits and population reduction if you don't tell the world the orphanage I just built is a baby fuck farm.

>>677827105
Honourous Causlite et dino Prophanous. The coin and dolg we worked will serve us for 300 thousand years Lame Berta Scottish brot.

>>677814431
You know it has nothing to do with those things, right? Go to YouTube and just type in "Freemasons and the Illuminati" and watch the first 10 videos

>>677827183
finally, someone gets it

stick your fingers in my pineal gland

Been in the member section of their website. Nothing special, really. They are actually concerned that they don't have enough members.

>>677813943
Enjoy hell

>>677827317
And the welsh we cleansed for you my Yiork brot send me a basket of bread to Persepolis 9987 ,

>>677823351
any luck m8?

>>677815332
So it's scientology.