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I have nosey neighbors. I have a fence, bushes and still they watch everything I do, know what I'm up to and know when I come and go.

How do I make them stop?
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>>677811332
contact your local council, or release a pack of muslims into their yard, whatever works man.
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>>677811332

record them and threat them to sue them if they go on.

Easy.
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>>677811332
gain a shit load of weight and walk around naked
seriously some of you faggots dont think shit through at all
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>>677811332
(Assuming you're not trolling)
Answer these 2 questions before we get this thread started:

1. How old are you?
2. Where do you live?(not your address but describe the area;is it a rich white area or a drugs and niggers area?)
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>>677811332
Make I look like your a serial killer, they will stop real quick. Thats what I did
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>>677811613
28.
Suburban white neighborhood on semibusy Street. I'm white. Never have parties.
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>>677811432
Where do I procure muslims?
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>>677811613
>fences
>bushes
Nigger houses don't have privacy bushes, and if there's a fence it's chainlink
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>>677811546
What is wrong with you Americans
Could try this in the Netherlands, no way you'd have a case. But we're the other end of the line I guess
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Red Ryder BB gun. Notorious for putting eyes out.
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Have you considered just talking to them and telling them that they're making you uncomfortable?
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>>677811546
That's the thing....I never actually see them watching, yet when they talk to other neighbors, or people I know else where, I'll hear "Oh [Nosey Neighbor] said you were doing this or you bought this or whatever.
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grab a sledgehammer and get jiggy with it
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>>677812061
Kek
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>>677812126
If I was comfortable talking to anyone in person I wouldn't be here.
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>>677811332
buy a rottweiler
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tell them they a re a fagoots with no life
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>>677812052
You guys don't have the right to privacy?
Fuck that nazi shit
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>>677812312
Then get a few cameras and set them up in conspicuous places aiming at their windows. They'll get the hint
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>>677812126
Stop being sensible. This is a silly place.
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>>677812350
Why would you be worried about people watching you if you got nothing to hide?
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have a wank while you know they are watching
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go outside naked and scream allah akbar
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>>677812537
It's awkward when the neighbors watch me jerk off in the back yard. To their credit, I do tend to screech like a banshee when jerking off but that doesn't give them the right to watch me.
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>>677811332
BUILD A WALL
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>>677812537
Because I like privacy regardless of my activities. That's just my nature. If I won a new car, I would tell every fucker on earth. Just keep it to myself and be happy.
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>>677812788
OP isn't Mexican
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stare back for a while
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>>677812537
Thats low quality bait man..
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>>677811332
convert to islam, then when they see how much of a good muslim you are they will convert as well.
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>>677811811
nicely ask them to stop?
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>>677812312

you just told us you only know they spy on you cause of what other neighbors told you. OP you're a lying faggot and i condemn you to death for lying on the Internet.
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they might be in to cucking and want you to cuck the husband? Start masturbating in the yard, thats the national 'im up for cuck' sign.
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>>677812052
Dude if you think the right to privacy is redundant in europe, you're retarded
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>>677812537
If your squeeky clean, your life must suuuuuuck
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>>677813050
Um what? How am I lying? Learn to read faggot.

If other people who live nowhere near me are finding out about shit I'm doing because they're telling me the nosey neighbors told them, then it was the nosey neighbors that told em autist.
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>>677812350
We don't even have the right to take out a burglar in our own house.
Im not even talking about killing; if there is a 195cm 110kg gorilla nignog in your house with a screwdriver and you grap a rubber Hammer and smack his face, chances are high you're gonna go to jail
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>>677812140
confront them about it and tell them to quit it try to be civil tho
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>>677813237
Kek
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Put up a giant flag or sign of your face
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>>677813236
You can go to the police, sure. But it's not that easy to "sue" someone you fucking idiot
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>>677813348
You need to get out of there man! For freedom!
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>>677813237
'bout the worst thing I do or ever done is look at porn...
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>>677813431
I like this
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>>677813237
It does. I don't know why I live. Maybe it's all this money from my good paying job and my hot wife.
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simple.

>See neighbors spying
>Grab check book
>Write "Fuck off oldfags"
>Fold check into plane
>Toss said plane
>Scream "LOOK IT'S A SOCIAL SECURITY CHECK!"
>????
>Don't really profit much, but maybe a laugh of two.
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>>677813538
No drugs? No illegal car mods? Massive drinking parties that underagers might sneak into? Nothing? Outdoor sex in your backyard?!
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>>677813348
Kek really? i thought it was ONLY about the killing.
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This keeps people away.
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>>677813578
But you can't do fun stuff with your money!
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>>677813506
I disagree, it's very easy. Walk into your local solicitors and tell them you would like to file suit against your neighbour
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Confront them and tell them next time you see their nosy fucking faces will be through crosshairs.

Then next time you do, fire a warning shot.
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>>677813795
never tried any drugs, never even smoked. I drink alcohol maybe once a year, no illegal car mods. Had sex in a classroom while the rest of class were on a field trip last year in middle school, that's about as "illegal" I've gotten.
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>>677811332
What's the big deal? So some people are a bit interested in what you're doing... You should be flattered
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>>677813795
Maybe 10 years ago. Now I just like to be left alone .
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better call saul
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>>677813947
>Next time you see their nosy fucking faces will be through crosshairs
>Warning shot

What part of the first line was not a warning? Fucking shoot.
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>>677813947
I like this.
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>>677813869
Same thing in France, justice is completely fucked up.
A jewellery got robbed twice recently, the police never gived a fuck. The 3rd time, the guy shot one of the robbers and killed him. He's in jail now.
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>>677814025
Ohhhh OK thats acceptable then, us young people need privacy as you know then
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>>677813984
Yeah you're not OP, but sounds good.>>677813984
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>>677813506
Also, why did you put quotation marks around "sue"?
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>>677811905
>Germany
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>>677814166
Yeah, what if they happened to find my loli stash?!
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>>677812052
That's because you Europeans are a fucking joke. You let people from another country run all over your ass and change your laws. Can't do jack shit right. Centuries of war and the brutality of the 20th century turned you all into a bunch of pussies afraid of hurting someone's feelings
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>>677814208
Nope not OP, thought that was obvious if you go up the comment chain.
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>>677814223
Because the work Sue is a slang term, not an actual word.
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>>677814253
That actually is illegal in Canada, UK, and US
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>>677811332
stick rat bait in there pet food bleach in there tank and kill all their trees with poison
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>>677812537
If you have nothing to hide, please post your SSN, credit card number, home address, telephone number, date of birth, and passwords. Otherwise stfu, hypocrite.
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>>677814366
Not true. More states in the US are making it illegal. Talking big numbers. Equal to CP. And sadly i live in one of them.
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>>677814272
eh, you have the same with blacks and feminists with affirmative action and all that shit

the world generally fucking sucks because people are afraid to say what they mean, and do something about it


fun fact,the crusades only happened because muslims invaded europe to kidnap, rape and pillage, kidnapping for slavery of course.
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>>677812754
OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
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>>677814433
If you were a government official, I would. However, you're not, and I don't feel like having my identity stolen and I'm definetly not stupid, so no.
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>>677812140
Oh ok. They are just nosy. They aren't actually spying on you. Nothing illegal I mean.
Well get used to it. It's not that unbearable is it?
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>>677814587
Okay then you care about privacy dumbass
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>>677811332
Buy a rifle. Not a big one even, maybe just a .22 or .17hmr that you would use for target shooting/"plinking". Sit where your KNOW they can see your and clean it obsessively til it looks brand new again for a while when they start staring. Look at them, and wave with a dead face. Look at them through the barrel while you're cleaning it (not the sights). They might get the message.
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>>677814323
But slang words don't need quotation marks. It would be like me saying
""Hey", do you wanna get a "cab" or walk?"
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>>677811332
Pepper their asses with salt shot or alternatively, post no trespassing signs with threat of possible dismemberment or general maiming. Worked like a charm for me.
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>>677814157
Wow man, as you said, justice is conpletely fucked up.
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>>677814366
Actually it depends on where you live. Especially in the US. It varies from state to state but with a lot of cases in the US they didn't have much of a basis to prosecute the individuals because lolicon doesn't involve actual children and the age of the "children" cannot be verified. The person drawing such material could easily pass it off as adults appearing young. Almost every case so far they just tried to pass it off as obscenity and not actual child pornography possession.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors
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>>677813891
this is true
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>>677814749
privacy and identity theft are two different things, and if you're too stupid to understand that then I suppose I understand how Trump can be leading in the republican polls, when people like you exist.
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>>677812864
Why would Mexicans build a wall.
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>>677814467
Federal US law says if it does not have artistic value it's illegal
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>>677814832
this
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>>677814832
Thread/
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>>677815298

Dude...if you've ever been to Mexico, you'd have to wonder why Mexicans would ever do anything of significance.
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Shit in their yard.
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>>677815684
>>677815298
>>677815218
Gtfo with your irrelevant political debate, that's what you have /pol/ for, this thread is about freedom
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>>677815466
So i got some midna r34 would that be considered loli?
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>>677815991
>thread is about freedom
>irrelevant political debate
>mfw
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>>677816017
If there's actual sexual activity occurring in the images, you can probably guess it won't be hard for a jury to convict you
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>>677813312
Yes but you just said you couldn't talk to people and that's why you're on here. If you can talk to other neighbors then you can talk to the creeping neighbors.
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>>677816106
Right to privacy=freedom
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Get something vaguely head-shaped, put a hat on it, attach binoculars and position in window facing their yard.
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>>677816229
Confronting people and casual conversation are a lot different. You're not trolling very well.
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>>677815045
Nope. Ashford v. Free Speech Coalition is a federal case that states any art depicting children doing lascivious activities cannot be tried as child pornography. So no, Loli is never illegal in the U.S. and you have a huge legal weapon if you ever get tried for it.
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>>677814581
Omg what are u a teenage girl
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>>677816952
Don't listen to this anon unless you like buttrape
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>>677811332
buld the wall
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>>677816952
Sorry, DRAWN art. Obviously recorded and pictoral is still illegal.
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>>677817153
Yaaaaaay America!
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>>677817065
Quit trying to scare these poor dumb anons with their gross fetishes.
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>>677815893
This.
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>>677817278
I'm not kidding though.
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>>677811332

I can't believe that nobody's suggested this, but you obviously need to rear window them.

Invite over a female and make sure that the neighbours see. Do this a few times, make a big deal out of it on a regular basis. Then one day have a big argument with her out on the front lawn. Make sure she acts like she's really angry about something you did, and you get all angry and defensive, but somehow you manage to get her to go back in the house. Then, the next morning, put a bunch of sheets or a rug very conspicuously in your rubbish bin. Also, dig up some of the grass in a part of your yard that the neighbors can see so it looks as if you've dug a hole and then covered it back up. Over the next week or two, put a bunch of stuff out on the curb. Things that you wouldn't normally own yourself, female stuff like shoes and whatever the fuck. Act suspiciously and carry a sack with something heavy in it around the yard every now and then while looking around and muttering to yourself. If they say hello to you, jump and act all nervous. Ask if they wanna buy a second hand gun, only used once haha... if you wanna be a funny guy, get a large cow bone from the butcher and leave it sticking out of a random part of your garden.

Finally, when the tension's at fever pitch, knock on their door late one evening all out of breath and sweaty and ask if they could help you dig up part of your garden. If they ask why, just tell them you need to move some SCARY SPOOKY SKELETONS while doing the dance from that youtube clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWum0VRc6MI
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>>677812140
>>677812754
>>677811332
On the one hand, you can do nothing if they do not hang over the fence, like those in the picture. As long as they are on their property, they're not breaking laws.
If they make noise, you can complain about the noise (things that enter your property to include sounds, hands or anything) - even if you rent)

You can start making official complaints about them - even falsified ones if they're outside, because it'll be impossible to disprove. You can face intrusive cameras toward their property that are on your property. They can complain about the cameras, but will have little legal recourse to make you remove them, because they're on your property.
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>>677818175
Plz reference>>677811645
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>>677814587
>Trusts mah gubmint, but no one else.
Not even us neighborly /b/ros!
TopKek!
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>>677812537
That's a very uninformed American thing to say
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>>677818175
Unless you green text, no one reads these thanks to all those copy pastas you seen in every thread
>cheating gf cry blowjob
>angry navy seal
I don't know why people post them since no one reacts to them
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>>677811332

Get out of your mothers basement, go outside, ask them about their behaviour, explain that it bothers you, thank them not to continue, walk back inside.
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>>677818913
Thats not an American thing that is said, trust me. We actually like freedom
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>>677813984
"last year in middle school"
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Confront those cunt bout it bro
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>>677819445
Kek, I didn't even notice that part
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Tell them to quit it. If not physically slap the male.

If you have no criminal record you'll get away with a good Ol' bitch slap.

It stings doesn't break noses.
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>>677814587
>definetly not stupid
>definetly not
But you are, definitely, a dumbass!
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>>677811332
murder them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnLjTImiLrs
this
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>>677819327
The majority of Americans don't care that's the problem
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Barbed wire, Razor Wire, blinds, and confront them.
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>>677820477
I can agree with that
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>>677811332
And? You're not going to magically make your neighbors stop noticing what the fuck you're up to. That's the price you pay for living with neighbors.... and that's why I live on 20 acres.
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>>677811332
regularly go to the spot they like to spy on the most
stand there
let your pants drop
start jacking it
just stare in their direction the whole time
if they dont stop after the first time
get closer and do it again
repeat this process getting closer to the fence or them each time until they stop
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