put whip cream in there hair while there asleep

>>677810967
hang yourself but leave a note that says its just a prank bro
inb4 edgy

>>677811139
lost

9/11 was just a prank bro

>>677810967
Put their mattress in their swimming pool. It takes a crane to get it out.

>>677810967
superglue you hand to their genitals

>>677811255
Omg that again

>>677810967

get some of those pop-it fireworks (the ones you throw on the ground), line the toilet rim with them, and then gently lower the seat

Replace all the sugar and salt in your house with cocaine

>>677811255
put their crane in their swimming pool. It takes a crane to get it out.

Land mine under the doorstep

Gets em every time.

>>677811255
OR they just drain the fucking pool

>>677811479
Or replace the cocaine with powdered sugar, it will take a crane to her the narcos away

>>677811583
we don't have a pool lel

>>677811442
Me gusta mucho

>>677810967
Tell the man his shoelace are undone but when he bend down to tie up the shoelace the shoelace was never undone after all!

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>>677810967
Get like 2 of those mayonaise packets they have in restaurants, fold them, put them under toilet seat. When she sits down they burst into her underwear.
>cum
Use ketchup if you want red, or whatever else anon feels like using. Don't use too many or they'll not pop under regular sitting pressure.

>>677811255
In swimming their put crane pool. crane out to a takes it get it.

Put gasoline in his sugar tank.

Call and cancel their garbage pickup.

make remove to lid covering for the salt that prevntiting the flow limatate. in resturuant the lid will making a spill to the next customer XD XD XD XD XD

I personally am a fan of the old "ejaculate into the sock drawer" prank. Some friends and I used to play it all the time. We'd always be on the lookout for who would be the next to be the Cummyfoot. We put it to rest when one of us died in a car crash. Made us grow up real quick.

I miss it sometimes.

>>677812153
yeah! fucking captain underpants them

>>677810967
change all the wheels of the car from the front to the rear and from the left to the right
makes them drive backwards instead of forward

my favorite activity are to break into the condom factory at night when poking holes into all while ejacumalate into them to cause birth

>>677810967
I have one. Fill a bottle with piss, maybe let it ferment a bit, then open the bottle and put a thicker piece of paper on the bottle opening. You need to turn it around very fast. Leave it rotated and remove the paper quickly.

Now no one can remove this bottle without being pissed on. Works great! Smelly fun

>>677813091
This works with other fluids as well

put fish behind radiator

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>>677811637
its a meme you dip

Piss onto a paper plate and put it into your freezer. When it's frozen, take the piss disk off the plate and slide it under your target's door. Be it their bedroom door, or the mail slot on the front door of their house. It will soon melt and they will have a mysterious puddle of piss by their door.

Bonus points, mix in red food dye with the piss prior to freezing so they're left with a red piss smelling puddle in their room/house.

>>677812396
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>677813456
damn

>>677813456
I rly like this idea

>>677813456
Or you could just piss under their door and save your freezer smelling like piss

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go to refrigerator and drink all the milk.
put empty container back in the refrigerator.
run like hell.

just shoot him. real easy , endless prank

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>>677813782
you madman

>>677813738
In cold environments, smell doesn't travel well. In a freezer, there is no smell at all. You have nothing to worry about.

>>677810967
If they use white stick deodorant, cut it off at the topand out cream cheese

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>>677813738
this is the problem with b these days
genius ideas shut down by redditniggerfags

>>677810967
Start turning things inside their house upside down. Start small, so that they don't notice immediately. Then scale it up until they notice.

Or you could move everything in their house a few inches either left or right, so they kick their toes on everything in their house.

>>677813923
Bull-fuckin-shit.
You can say that as much as ya want pal, but I'm still not gonna put a tray of piss in my fuckin freezer. Besides the mrs will go bloody nuts!

Walk into a store and put things in your pockets then exit without paying. this well be very funny lol lol

>>677814186
So then don't do the prank. What's hard about that?
also
>mrs will go bloody nuts
>implying you have a mrs, you virgin

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>>677814022
What's so genius about freezing my own piss? Pissing under the door has the same end result you retards!

Put a cinder block inside of a paper grocery bag and set it on its side on the highway.
Park on a side road with the bag in view, and wait

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Fill a glass or bowl all the way with water, put seran-wrap on top and turn it up side down. Preferrably do this on a hard, smooth surface, likea counter top. When upside down, slide the seran wrap from under it. Use a paper towel to dry up any drops that may have escaped. Your victim will have to try and deal with pic related

>>677811255
Put a swimming pool in their crane. Takes a mattress to get it out

1.Take frozen chicken and let it defrost
2. Take the chickenwater
3. Make dinner with salad
4. Pour chickenwater in sallad dressing
5. ????
6. Shits and giggles, more shit than giggles but still

put "muddy puddy" into a bunch of keyholes.

super glue your finger in his butthole... anal fingering for a lifetime

>>677814549
No. Direct piss makes a direct piss pattern. Frozen piss melts into a perfectly circular, and surreptitious looking puddle of piss. If you just piss from your dick, they will know exactly how it got there, and most likely who did it.

It's all about set up. Don't just go pissing under doors like a brutish retard.

>>677810967
Pee into magnesium, then slap your ass and drink it

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>>677814363
Look I have no intention of doing the prank or pissing under someone's door, I just wanted to recommend to people to not put a plate of piss in their freezer. Apart from obvious health reasons, if anyone catches you doing it, or sees the plate they will start to ask serious questions regarding your mental health!

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>>677813456

Heres one, you will need;

1. Access to your marks bathroom
2. Marks deoderant has to be of the solid white bar variety, not the clear jelly bullshit
3. Cream cheese

go to bathroom, steal deoderant block and replace with cream cheese. sounds rather simple in theory

>>677814680

fucking devious m8

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Fill the breadbox, pantry, and/or refrigerator with whip scorpions

>>677815586
whip spider you retard

>>677811800
C'mon bro that's way to far

>>677815745
whip retard you spider

>>677815111
trips knows what he's talking about
>lel that damage control

just tie a noose on his neck and just push him off the bed letting him choke and die... ITS JUST A PRANK BRO

>>677816502
retard spider you whip

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>>677810967
when you will have diaherra put some of it in someone's shampoo, and ask them if they like the scent of their sham poo

>>677810967
Go to black neighboorhood and shout at people that you gonna fuck them up.

>>677816988
Better yet, go to a black neighborhood and call everyone a nigger

>>677815745
I thought scorpions were spiders? Or arachnids or whatever

>dumpster dive abortion clinic
>put fetus in ass
>go to very public area
>drop trou
>"give birth" in front of millions of people

>>677817225
idk i usually see it being called a whip spider

>sexchange operation
>go to biker bar
>gangbang
>hurr im really a dude
>just a prank!

get a nigger... that's the prank... get it just because niggers are a joke as a hole...

Take hotsauce and mix it with water 1 part sauce 2 parts water. Put in a spray bottle more misty the better. Unravel toilet paper about 3 or 4 sheets in lightly mist the paper, remember not to over spray it or I'll be obvious. It doesn't take much to make this work. Roll paper back to normal. Then you just wait.

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take stretching foil and make sure it's easily camouflaging itself over white surface or whatever your target toilet seat is, place foil over the toilet seat and watch as people make a mess while trying to piss

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>>677818129
I love those, keep posting

>>677817812
this is fucking gold

>>677817754
*whole

Cut their brakes. Takes a crane to get out.

>>677810967
>not too brutal

GTFO from 4chan man... Or grow some balls.

>>677810967
Make a thread asking for prank ideas on /b/, Everyone will be completely convinced that you're a homosexual.

>>677819035
i mean , am just trying to do something realistic you faggot kys , i dont want to kill him.

>>677810967
FREEZE SHAVING FOAM THEN CUT THE CAN IN 2 THEN PUT IT THROUGH THIER DOOR. IT'LL DEFROST AND FILL THIER HALL.


FOR BONUS POINTS ADD FISH

>>677811255
Put a mattress into their crane, it takes a swimming pool to take it out.

put a crane on the roof. it usually takes a cow to get it out

>>677815103
Haven't seen this one before. i lost hard

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>>677818491
go on danbooru and type bkub chen

>>677811718
kek

>>677810967
Cap a black dude in the face from point blank range.
Have a crisp recording of it.
Laugh from your heart and say "Its a prank" at will as everyone is congratulating you and shaking your hand with gratitude

>>677819638
unfunny 9gag meme

>>677813288
>radiator

You do know this is the 21st Century, right?

kill yourself

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>>677810967
>sitting in room
>finish plate of tendies mummy just made for me
>hmm, I want some more!
>decide to play a prank on mummy (might cost some gbp, but fun is fun)
>rig one of my pee pee bottles to pour on whoever opens my door
>position my wittle bottom towards the door as well and pull down my diaper
>bang my steel drum to get her attention (at 30 gbp I simply had to!)
>MUMMY MUMMY, I WAS HUNGRY, NOW I'M FULL SO RUB MY TUMMY!
>Hear mummy coming
>A grin grows across my face as she draws near, my eyes crinkle and a "teehee!" slips out
>Mummy enters the room
>my pee pee pours in a steady stream on her head
>At the same time I begin blasting her with my nasty poo poo, coating her in a thick baby waby green layer!
>heehee! messy mummy messy mummy I say rhymically as she is covered in my nasty
>She doesn't say a word as my prank plays out
>finish my poo, turn and sit bare bottomed on the floor, leaving a wittle poopy stain
>mummy, did you wike my joke? ga ga goo goo!
>I begin giggling and drooling while slapping my wittle feetsies together as applause
>She does say anything
>Mummy, waugh at my wittle joke!
>I can see tears running through my pee pee and poo poo on her face
>Mummy, you don't want to upset your perfect wittle boy do you?
>She is still fighting
>My eyes sharpen and I drop my voice do a gravely, gutteral tone
>Listen you normie cunt, laugh at your sons prank or I'll kill you and kill myself, I'll drag you into the bath and slit your wrists while I fuck your fat whore ass
>Mummy sees reason and lets out a chuckle
>heehee! I think that deserves 20 gbp for being such a funny and creative prank, don't you mummy!?
>She does a sort of weird nod and walks out of my playpen
GBP is too easy to get, even when being a naughty boy!

Shit in their laundry dryer. Turn it on.
Watch as the world explodes

>>677811800
Sick twisted fuck

>>677817254
>in front of millions of people.
Are you at a mega park or some shit?

>>677819586
>FREEZE SHAVING FOAM THEN CUT THE CAN

sounds fun but, do you even research?

snopes DOTCOMSLASH science/pranks/shavingcream

>>677812500
Que? Dafuckdidijustread

>Prank
>Not Brutal
Get off 4chan then

Piss on a plate.
Freeze it.
Take frozen piss off plate.
Place under door or put it in someone's car.

try this one with colleagues
>install remote software to golleagues pc who is better payed then you
>wait until boss walks up to colleague and talk to him
>start loud moaning porn video
>profit when u get his job

>>677810967
>Not too brutal
Fucking piece of shit 12 yo kid. Go to bed fgt.

>>677823763

Installation timestamp on colleague's pc proves they were not around when software uploaded. Fingers start pointing elsewhere, perhaps in your direction. Whose job gets lost now?

>>677824152
better tell a less payed colleague to install the software.

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>>677811139
k

Kill your entire family.
Use resuscitation stone
April fool!

>>677812500
wow, that twist really made me grow up quick

>>677822834
Yes.

>>677812529
Not him but I fucking knew I wasnt the only one

Shit on their chest when sleeping. Also put a flag on the dump and claim it as your territory.

>>677811255
Put a lamborghini in their hollywood hills. It takes KNOWLEDGE to get it out

i regularly ship under my neighbours front door carpets.
sometimes takes so long until they realize where the smell comes from
love the smell of rotting shit in the street

>>677821663
Holy shit, maximum cringe