Waifu claiming thread - Knife day edition editionThe rules are very simple:claim
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Waifu claiming thread - Knife day edition edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara claimed
Good, good, excellent.
https://youtu.be/n1YO2gfemTw
Nice record.
I'm out.
Shinoa claimed
>>677804129
>Good anime like Fairy Tail and Death Note
This is bait
>>677806018
Good, good just got a haircut and about to head to a family dinner
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
>Sameji still awake
Tsugumi claimed
>>677805364
I see, then have a good long sunday night
>>677806114
thank you
>>677805725
I think you're right, but I don't think punishment by hitting is the right kind of punishment
Hatsuzuki claimed and lurking.
Tristana claimed
Additionally, Homura claimed for Homuranon. <3
- tsuzu
>>677806448
That's the plan, I get paid more for working weekends, so my nights off are Tuesday and Wednesday
>>677806114
Yeah, don't get me started on the fucking jews
>I'm white, I don't know how I haven't gotten killed yet either
>So many niggers lately just walking up and killing people
>Racist spics mean no opportunities of ANY kind
>And they fucking act like I should speak Spanish for them
>It's fucking America, speak English
The people down here can make you want to commit mass murder, but I'm pretty dead inside so these things stopped getting to me.
>>677806715
What amino acid is this from?
>>677806819
Did I hear Mass Murder?
>>677806819
It always shocks me when I call places like Miami or Houston or LA and there's about a 50% chance that no one in the building speaks english
you don't have to be good at it, but come on, if you went to live in germany or china you would learn german or chinese, wouldn't you?
>>677807027
welcome back to you too
>>677807114
FLCL
>>677806819
Don't want to brag, but we don't have much of a jew problem in Germany.
>or Poland
What you say really sounds a little concerning.
We have our refugees and turks/albanians/whatever to deal with, but usually you don't have to expect being murdered.
Maybe Tenryuu can tell you about the secret and humane german killing methods.
Because you need nothing short of that.
claiming yume
>activate yanderemode
>>677806253
hey there honey <3
>>677806470
>best tights in sights
all of you weaboos can go fucking kill yourselves
>>677807208
>if you went to live in germany or in my case austria you'd learn german
I also think that's the logical conclusion but somehow...
>be me
>be still working at call center
>half of the time people speak turkish
>don't even understand me when I say hello
>>677807657
hi yume!
>>677807027
>>677807124
Thanks Chara, yes you fucking did. Stay D E T E R M I N E D.
>>677807208
Exactly. I personally would think it to be most disrespectful if I went to another country and demanded they speak English, I'd probably get shot.
>Miami is a cesspool of spic trash, try 100% chance
>Homestead and Florida City are some of the worst, next to shitholes like Liberty City as well.
>It's hard deciding to hate niggers or spics more
>Jews down here are shitheads but I don't deal with them as much
>>677807787
you first
>claiming sachi
>>677807787
Wai dun ya suk yerself bak off hom sadboi?
>>677807657
Good evening, Yume.
>>677806819
Well, I'm from Brazil and pretty much 90% of the hole population doesn't speak proper portuguese. And they think that it is obligatory to everyone understand them. That's really stresseful.
And anon, there is nothing that you can do to chance people. They like that way of life. Even been so awful
>>677808072
Forgot pic
(Ain't she pretty ? So cute)
>>677807897
>maybe it's because I wouldn't be moving from some third world shithole
>>677807962
most of the time I was in florida I spent in orlando, which is actually a decent place thanks to disney, but you wander too far away and you better have a gun on you
>and a vest
>>677808416
forgot pic, again
>so bad at this
Late again.
Back, hows it going around here?
>>677806662
>>677806470
Reclaimed <3
Thx bro
>>677808072
Português aqui... ya já ouvi bastante que o ensino aí é terrível e o pior é que ninguém quer saber :|
Ruby Rose Claimed.
>>677807552
Oh. I can't imagine a reason.
>>677808783
Tone it down a little.
I'm contemplating it.
I tried to create a tulpa of my waifu, it didn't work. I have no faith in tulpamancy anymore. Maybe the only way to be with her is to join her in non-existence.
>>677808510
Let me watch that frown.
Also, how's your day been?
>>677808416
That could be a reason
>I'm a victim, you are obligated to do at my biding.
>>677808783
heya Ruby Rose
>>677808958
kek
>>677808670
I will try to keep this in english 'cause I want to train my english and 'cause the other anons have the right to know what we are talking about.
Anyways..... Yeah, it is shameful if you know how to write your name and read 3 little pigs that's good enough for the governament. That's sad bro
>>677808600
Yo galko
>>677808783
Yo rubes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwxNem5aoNM
>>677806304
Sounds nice, hope they didn't cut it too short like they did on my last hair cut, I don't even really care about my hair all that much but I like it at a certain length you know.
>>677806345
Hi there bestbro.
>>677806470
Hello ship.
>>677808600
Booby brother.
>>677809006
long, been going since 1700 yesterday
>11:20 now
you?
>>677809067
my solution is to just hate everyone
>I'm not racist, just anti-social
>>677808072
>>677809371
what do they speak? isn't Portuguese the de facto language?
>>677809508
My solution is to just love everyone
>I don't want to see people as bad
>>677808416
Always have my peacekeeper on me when I leave the premises. Won't hesitate to blow a nigger away if I ever get into any real danger. Yeah once you start heading north towards Naples and the like, it's actually not nearly as bad.
>It's just fucking South Florida
>I know how to fight without a weapon
>But why even bother since I have my permit
>The spics like to talk shit and be rude
>But the niggers are the ones who'll actually try to do something to you
>>677809674
Damn son
ayy
whatup
>>677808670
Welcome back, darling.
I'll be more or less busy for another hour or two, cooking and other things, but I'll drop by occasionally.
>>677808805
No clue either. Definitely nothing that happened. :^)
>>677809674
I think society is too far gone to produce decent people anymore
>lost hope a while ago
>>677809739
I don't even live in a place with crime and I carry a stun gun on me
>too young to own firearms in my state
>but this is 'murica
>>677809508
No. Less than 30% of the population knows anything more than HELLO, MY NAME IS......
And yes portuguese is the official language but they don't speak it correctly most of the times.
Like: Fly. In portuguese Voar. In their way of speaking (and writting) : Avoar
>>677809497
Oh, Hello Moo-chan.
>>677809333
Witnessed.
>>677809371
Aha I agree that its not polite to speak non-english here.
Jesus is it that bad or you're exagerating? What worries me the most is that education used to be intentionally bad here too... but that was during the dictature...
>>677810023
Aight, that makes me feel less lonely :>
What are you cooking?
>>677809973
Ayy
Sup spiedienam anon
>>677810411
.... I hate my phone
*spiderman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL07k-TbiHg
Bye.
>>677810181
my whole life was a lie
what language do they speak if not portugese?
>>677809955
Damn mate
>>677810173
i see what you mean. But I still think humans don't want to be assholes. It's just that where they've grown up, their circumstances forced them to adapt that way.
I'd love to hug everyone and tell them it's going to be fine
>>677810181
Seriously? "Voar" is such a simple verb ._.
I think every 10 year old kid here will be able to pronounce it.
Not implying we're smart, eductation here is pretty bad too and gets even worse after highschool.
YOSHINO CLAIMED!!!
also OP ,can i have more 1 waifu?
>>677810246
I wish I was. I can be even worst. People in public schools can't be reproved. I'm not kidding. The governament don't allow it (what's the correct word ? Something like Forbbiden ?) and since Brazil's population is generaly poor and can't pay private schools you can have an idea
>>677810787
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>677810787
Remember, more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>677810577
I guess I'm just more cynical about life
>>677810787
see
>>677810871
>>677810962
it's not worth it
>>677810173
Yeah but you'd be fine with something like that if you live in a peaceful area. It's highly unlikely you'll ever be confronted by another with a projectile weapon, so you should be alright without one.
>I'm guessing you're between 18-21?
>>677810521
What he is saying is that Portuguese is the official language but most people speak it very poorly there.
Anyway on Brazil they speak PT-BR and on Portugal we speak PT-PT... its pretty much same except different expressions, few words that one country uses and the other doesnt and some sentences are constructed a little different.
>>677811114
Thanks mate
Emperor claimed.
>>677810844
>People in public schools can't be reproved.
What? Does this mean you can literally skip every class and still get school done? o.O
I dont understand how the government expects a better future with an education system like that.
>>677811022
Probably. I mean I also am cynical. But I want to be a very kind and understanding person... anyway, hows your job going along?
>mfw I'm on 4chan
>>677811365
welcome emps
>>677811100
20 this week, 21 is what's needed in this state
>I'm more looking forward to being able to own a gun than drink
also checked trip dubs
>>677811114
gotcha, so they just kinda speak gheto portugese?
>>677811365
hail
>>677810246
It's fine to have some foreign language fun, I think, but full blown non-English conversations are a little annoying.
It's why I don't like to speak German here and it gets on my nerves a little - although I like the fact German is slightly tolerated for the sole reason of Hitler/memes.
It's bizarre.
I'm cooking chili con carne.
>you're so hot I can't taste anything else anymore
>>677811365
Sup Emps
>>677811388
Yeah something like that. But they give free food so they end up going once in a while
>>677811474
>>677811480
>>677811581
Hey guys. How you doing?
>>677811480
I thought so, well at least you're only one more year off.
>Honestly I don't even drink, never fancied poisoning my body
I'll have a good drink if it's a real special occasion, but I'll never let myself get shitfaced. Also, I can't bring myself to drink shitwater like beer.
>>677811480
Aha not sure if thats the best way to describe it.
We tried to enforce our culture on them hundreds of years ago and their language evolved from ours.
Thing is education there is terribly terrible.
>>677811532
>you're so hot I can't taste anything else anymore
kek, and yeah i agree, pretty much anything that isn't too much is ok here.
>Like some ERP
>>677811690
My mind is completely blown. I hope your country improves :|
On another topic, hows your day going?
>>677811841
I'm rather okay I think. How about you?
>>677811474
I'm the fastest operator on 3rd shift and easily in the top 5 of everyone there, so that's cool
only been there about a year, hoping to be there for a while
>>677811841
tired and learning about brazil, how're you?
>>677811913
yea, it's never appealed to me, I might go buy a bottle of vodka or something when I turn 21 and get drunk by myself, just to experience it
>>677811953
pretty much everything I know about brazil comes from Ayrton Senna, so I'm at least aware of that
>>677811841
Doing alright, just finished making dinner and now im ready to continue watching some movies.
>>677811953
Yeah this happens when people discover the real Brazil.
Anyway
I'm just waiting my phone get some charge then I'll be off for studing.
I'll be trying RI. Relações Internacionais. Dunno how to call it in english.
In RI you study the global situation. Like a bigger version of a Wall-Street guy
Hello since you're all animefags i will ask for advice here.
I've watched good anime like Fairy Tail and Death Note but then someone recommended me Code Geass and it was shit.
Is there more good anime to watch or i've seen it all?
Just had a 7th grader announce he is a neo nazi in class.
Fuck
>>677812335
Thats cute of you.
But you are a little behind the Brazil. I mean, it's even worst than what Sena said
>>677812709
Man. Tell me he is a nigger. It will make my day
>>677812335
When you're in the top 5 I guess you'll be there for a while. Happy to hear you're doing fine
>>677812628
You were here a while ago... try Bocu no Pico tough or you give us more info in what you like/dislike
>>677812274
>>677812335
Playing Dawn of War: Soulstorm, nothing special. So it's been an average day.
>>677812496
Movies? Which ones?
>>677812854
Nah not in this hick town. I can count on 2 hands the number of black kids i have taught here.
But really? Da fuq
>>677812709
you must be so proud
>>677812732
ouch, he certainly didn't make it sound great
>>677812944
I hope, some people are haters and try to get me in trouble because I've only been there a year and am kicking their asses
>>677812962
sounds like fun
>>677812709
kek.
>>677812962
Now im watching: Watchmen
next im watching: garden of words
And after that im watching : Robot Carnival
>>677812526
International Relationships? Idk but it does sound awesome!
>>677812854
>>677812709
lolwut, where are you from and are you a professor? How did you react when he said that?
>>677811953
let me tell you my probs
so there is this 9/10 girl with huge balls and she is really nice and cute but trys to be mean to cover that up
we had some fun and now suddenly she is mean to me but i fall for her
any tips?
>>677813148
It would be cool. Anyways, ask him if he as ever been in a torture chamber. That is what his godness liked to do with jews
>>677812962
Oh, I also wanted to try some Warhammer 40k games... sadly with a shit laptop and no money that's rather hard to accomplish.
I'm gonna buy Dank Souls 3 ttough so I have something to play for a while
>>677812709
... don't cut yourself on his edges
>>677813201
this sucks tough. You're working where again? In something remotely important for humans?
Radio: Some parents dragged their children in a 40 meter run over the finishing line
It was a free run, no application money involved
They would get a free t-shit
What is going on with those parents?
>>677813498
"Hey Schnitte, brauchst ne Füllung?" Try some cheesy pickup lines
>>677813498
Brew some tea with sleeping dust for her, once she is asleep take her to your dungeon and tie her up. She will love you if there isn't anything else to love.
Also stockholm syndrame.
>>677813276
I just told him to sit down and be quiet, then redirected him back to his essay packet.
I meanbi can't call him out on it because #1: he's too young to realize what bullshit that is and #2 odds are he's learning this shit at home and I don't need a family member of his burning a cross in my yard.
I'll talk to the principal after class is over, but at least he didn't yell out "gas the kikes" or some shit.
>>677813201
Yeah. In Brazil we still have some kind of slavery.
Boias-frias. People who work like 16 hrs a day cutting sugar canes and recive less than 1 dollar for worked day. And if the quit the job, they kill the person
>>677813276
Yeah I think that is it.
>>677813960
>but at least he didn't yell out "gas the kikes" or some shit.
Disapointing.
How can he expect to be taken seriously then?
>>677813960
I think you acted correct.
But what made him out himself like that?
>Be you
>Kids have essay to write
>Some kid stands up
>I know him
>fuck
>"I'm a neonazi"
>holyfuckingshitwhat.jpg
make a greentext out of it
post in greentext thread
????
Profit
>>677813769
Black and decker, same company that makes tools, we monitor commercial security systems for national chains
basically, the more alarms you can handle and the faster you can do so the better
It's like a big video game, so it's like I've been training for it my whole life
>>677813960
>but at least he didn't yell out "gas the kikes" or some shit.
that's looking at the bright side
>>677814015
that seems a bit... extreme
>>677813938
That's kind of too much bro
I like working and making money.
But... at the cost of missing posts... It-It's raining...
>I missed the romantic drama
>thank god for the archives
>>677814183
They never want to be taken seriously tbh... That whole class is full of fools and jokesters. And a ton of failing kids.
>>677813960
>I don't need a family member of his burning a cross in my yard.
Aw shit, if you disappear from /waifu/ now i will be worried.
Hopefuly this case is as simple as him browsing the web and coming across dank nazi memes, he just wanted to share them.
>>677814183
kek
>>677814382
Everything is fair in love and war.
>>677814435
What drama?
>>677814318
>It's like a big video game
Where can I apply?
>>677814448
>and a ton of failing kids
Wohoo! Education system works!
