The girl I am interested in has a boyfriend
Solid 3/10
Antisocial fag

>>677804519
almost all girls i'm interested in are having a fucking boyfriend. shit sux

Can't
Be
Arsed

Had one for 4 years, then chased another for a year, didn't work out, went on a few dates with a handful, and realized pretty quickly that I just don't want a girl in my life right now.
Total freedom is pretty rad.

>>677804253
I don't need extra problems
I'm not dealing with their shit
Bitches be crazy

>>677804253
Zero ability to take initiatives.
Chubby.
Boring.

>>677804253

> Don't care
> Stopped looking years ago
> Only attracted to crazy women apparently

i can only function normally alone
i cant talk to girls
i dont know any girls

Because I have a psychotic pregnant fiance.

1)I do too many drugs and alot of girls see that as I turn off I guess
2) I drink alot and never had a female keep up which is a turn off for myself
3) I don't spend money on bitches

>>677804253
- I'm closing in on being twice the age of the average age demo of girls I am interested in.
- I'm not rich
- Couple of medical problems has dropped me from a solid 7/10 about 6-10 yrs ago to 3/10 now

>>677804519
I mean, I'm the same

1) Vagina is gross
2) Dick is tasty
3) I think I might be gay

>>677804253
-Fat
-Poor
-Depressed.

i wanna be a cuckold
i want girls to pee in my mouth
i cant stop masturbating 5 times a day

>>677804253
Faggot.
Love cock.
Girls don't have cock.

>>677804253
I havent been single in the last 3 years.

The key is to always work on having one or 2 others girls ready to replace your current GF all the time

>>677805336
I must say I'm nothing short of amazed at your conclusion-drawing ability.

>>677804253
I'm numb to most things. I rarely cry from really sad things, and it's hard for me to feel love for anyone but my sister or father.

>>677805451
Smart man. I respect you very much.

Well, I'm kinda talking to a chick right now and she wants to see me again soon. Hopefully I can make her mine. I admit I hardly know her but she was fantastic in the time I had been hanging out with her and I need to see her again.

-work two jobs
-take care of sick eldery parents
-help with CF positive neice's healthcare

1. shy
2. insecure
3. pretty high standards

>>677805360

-Workout
-Learn to code
-Profit

>>677805489
So you're in love with your father?

>>677804253
>Fapping just can't stop for some random bitch
>back to fapping.

I have a girlfriend.

>>677804253
Never asked one out
Self esteem crushed when girls used to ask me out on dares
Even if I got magically lucky, I wouldn't be able to maintain it at all because muh autism

1. Most girls in my area are mostly intrested in bbc

2. not that rich

3. I stay home most of the day

>>677804253
I
like
furry

1) I don't have money
2) I don't have good looks
3) I don't shower
4) I don't like walking
5) I am on disability
6) I am "morbidly obese" according to some doctors -.- It's bullshit really
7) I have a hard time going on dates because of my disability
8) People judge me before getting to know the real me
9) Nobody gives me a chance
10) Life is a cold hearted bitch that picks winners at birth.

-Unfit
-Can't hold interesting conversations with women, they just are boring to me.
-Betafag

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>>677804253
> Have gf qt4.13 that does whatever I tell her and deepthroats like a bawss.
> Work out a lot, in peak physical form.
> Have great job, make lots of money and enjoy going to work.

Life is pretty damn good.

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They don't understand our love

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>>677805451
Why not lock her in your basement?

I have a wife
I love my wife
I get sex from my wife

Girl are illogical morons

I see no reason a girl would want me over the next guy because I have nothing to give except money.

Girls are snooty and bitchy plus I hate social situations.

Because my wife won't let me

I am gay

1. Got out a relationship a year ago where I got cheated on and mentally abused for over three years
2. Working on self betterment
3. Women are horrible, I'd much rather fuck a blender

Cause it isn'tbsaturday yet. Stay positive anon

>>677804253
>Broke up a few months ago so no interest
>I'm way too much time in my room browsing shitholes
>Focus on studies

>>677804253
>Recently came out of an 18 month relationship
>Realised I like going out and being single way more
>Get to spend more money on drugs and alcohol rather than eating out with misso

>>677804839
This. Works well until you think about it though. Really wanna get my DW. That said, I'm not arsed to go out and meet someone, and there's like 15 people on tinder in this town, half of which are niggers.

>>677806219

>mentally abused
If you keep telling yourself that, youll never find a good girl

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> have gf
> shes a pain in the arse
> dont want her
> prefer the company of my pooch tbh

>>677805307
>- I'm closing in on being twice the age of the average age demo of girls I am interested in.
No reason to not fuck them
>- I'm not rich
What are credit cards?
>- Couple of medical problems has dropped me from a solid 7/10 about 6-10 yrs ago to 3/10 now
beetus and autism

>>677805925
OP said 3 reasons you candy-ass roodypoo

>>677804253
1.I don't have any social skills.
2.I have social anxiety.
3.I always think that i'm just bothering her

>>677804253
>ugly
>shy
>antisocial
(spells out usa for a reason)

My penis is 8 cm

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>>677804253
>I'm overweight
>Depressed
>Social Anxiety
>Little to no money
>Probably going to kill myself in the next few days

>>677806578
>usa
topkek

>>677806406
Looks like a cool ass dog. Good for you anon.

>>677804253
Women are shit. I don't even need two more reasons.

>>677806490
what medical problems made you into a 3/10 from a 7/10?

>>677805925
>1) I don't have money
>2) I don't have good looks
>3) I don't shower
>4) I don't like walking
>5) I am on disability
>6) I am "morbidly obese" according to some doctors -.- It's bullshit really
>7) I have a hard time going on dates because of my disability
>8) People judge me before getting to know the real me
>9) Nobody gives me a chance
>10) Life is a cold hearted bitch that picks winners at birth.

>b8ing this hard

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>>677804253
>I don't want to be controlled
>I pretend to live my life free without any tied
>I'm a horrible person, selfish, uncaring and mostly of all I hate the human race and think it should extinct, I wouldn't want any other person have the burden I have.

Picky
Unemployed
A bit of a hermit

>>677806700
Too much food syndrome

Im not attracted to women (or men)
Id rather sit and drink by myself
and because we are all meat bags, just monkeys in clothes. skeletons walking around pretending we aren't walking skeletons

>>677806700
nice dubs but you responded to the wrong post faggot

>>677804253
>antisocial
>fat
>girls generally don't show any interest in me whatsoever

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>>677804253
Because I have these all over my body.

Because I feel like seriously killing myself an average of 3 times a year

Because I don't have a car, hear voices in my head that tell me I'm worthless.

It's okay though, because nobody will see this but this thread. No women/girls. ever.

I have a horrendous skin desease, a deformed club foot that means i walk like a cripple and I somewhat unsurprisingly suffer from depression. beat that.

>>677806848
thanks for the cuck i mean check

Severe depresion
Acne
She won't talk to me

Shit at social
Don't have the money or time
None that I know have common interests

>>677806907
faggot.

>>677804847
Closet gay or total loser

1. Girls are fucking retarded
2. I hate girls
3. Fuck relationships

I never take the first step

When they come up to me (I'm fairly good looking) they just talk about things that are uninteresting to me

Fap top much so no sex drive

>>677806490
- you missed the 3/10 and poor part did you? You can be older, long as you have 1 or both of those things as well.... cant be both of those things AND older and fuck them.

- Only people who get credit cards are rich people who can afford them and morons. Having a CC doesnt make you rich, it makes you stupid.

- Nope on both accounts. auto immune condition that affected my teeth & has made it hard for me to exercise due to bone density. Basically my life ended when I was 29.

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>>677806107
Same here.

>Don't need it
>Poor asf
>Only attracted to redheads
>Shy
>Antisocial

>>677806907
I have at least 3 bitches at my dorm same as you. What's your problem?

>>677804253
>I don't care anymore
>Jaded as fuck/trust issues from past relationships
>Grown strange and selfish from living single for too long

>>677805336
Garth, that was a haiku.

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>1) commitment issues
>2) boring home-body
>3) busy with work

I have fuck-buddies but i don't need/want a gf right now.

women are stupid
women are boring
women are expensive

>>677804253
fat, shy, gay

>>677806907
Grow some balls faggot

>>677806907

lol, didn't realize people were still this emo.

Yeah, no girl ever has cut themself, either.

Yeah, no girl ever has ever been suicidal.

Yeah, no girl ever has dated a guy without a car or with mental illnesses.

Stop snubbing yourself for once in your life and maybe you'll realize that the odds are in your favor when it comes to tracking down one of seven billion people.

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>>677806907
What are you using to cut yourself? That shit is shallow as fuck.

>>677807252
Are you me?

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>>677806645
Biscuits cool as fuck

>>677807149
oh boo hoo, your life is so shit
Why don't you fucking kill yourself you fucking waste to society. Nobody would miss you

>>677804847
cucklord hahahaha

I'm married

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I like my solidarity, don't need someone nagging at me for doing what I want to do.
I like my stuff, don't need her 2 classes of interior design getting rid of it.
I like my money, don't need someone spending it on worthless crap I don't want.

>>677805216
what are reasons 2 and 3?

>>677806907
you should stop doing that and start a fucking fight with a world and a life. After some time you'll see that life can be a lot better if you fight. For a starter, try to start a conversation with random people you don't know on a daily basis. It don't need to be a long conversation. Just a simple hello will be good at first. You don't have nothing to lose and you could gain a lot of different experience that will enrich you as a person.

>>677805296
me posting from an alternate university

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>>677807416
I mean come on, get in there. Dig around a little bit.

im a fatty 5'6" 245 lbs

im ugly 2/10 on a good day.

i have a tiny peener. 3.5 inches fully erect.

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Remember kids sideways for attention longways for results

Just broke up with my girlfriend
Don't want another girlfriend right now
Enjoy the unlimited pussy

>>677804253
1 - Spine injury, would be horrible in bed now
2 - I'm a fairly boring person in all reality
3 - I'm ugly

At this point, I've accepted that I'll never have a gf. At least I did get laid before, though, so it's not all bad.

I'm married, my wife and I like each other, I really hate other people and want add little contact with them as possible

>>677807498
because I'm not some emo 14 y/o that thinks "awww lifes unfair because the girl I like didnt smile at me".. Its called being a grown up & just dealing with the fact life more often than not, sucks,.

I like memes like this
https://youtu.be/BBprnqcId0U
I am on 4 chan
I am in 4chan

I had a gf
Being in a relationship is overrated
Sex is overrated

I like dank memes
I'm cold as fuck
I think I'm asexual

No have no time
No have a stable income, need to focus on school
I feel like having a gf for the fuck of it gives 0 validity to my life

1. I am childish
2. I can not ask a girl out
3. I can't fall in love with a girl because i can't trust them anymore

>Self centered and a bit of a sarcastic asshole
>lie about my whereabouts all the time
>always think I can do better after I fuck a bitch a time or 2

>>677807820
>horrible in bed now

>Implying you were ever good in bed

>>677807901

>I had a shitty gf
>Being in a shitty relationship is overrated
>Having shitty sex is overrated

ftfy, master of generalizations.

>>677806604
Do it faggot.

>>677804253

1 = Don't want to.
2 = Don't want to.
3 = Can't find anybody who wants to.

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>>677807654
>dick measuring contest about who cuts better
congrats this is the most retarded shit ever

>>677807867
>projecting this hard

>>677807681
post pics

been rolling in and out of ~1 year relationships for the past 8, looking for fulfillment, happiness and contentment from external sources. (The illusion of) those things always makes way for mundane, petty shit and grass-is-greener-on-the-other-side after a while.

Figured it's better to try to find some more stable joy in life from within my own skull

>>677807681
I cried. You're fucked

>I have one
>Im fat
>Im ugly
>Im short

>>677808246
You have money

>>677804253
>turns out I'm aspie
>face blown up by firecrackers when I was a little kid
>motor functions are garbage. Can't even kill myself correctly

>>677804253
no car or job
really shy
thats about it really

Anime
Skeletal arms
More anime

Who the fuck needs a girlfriend when you have anime? Am I right?

>>677808122
but if you can't find anyone who wants to, that means that you're searching for someone because you want to. you're just lying to yourself bruh.

>>677808192
believe me, you dont wanna see that.

>>677808240
yea i pretty much figured that.

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>>677804253
I like being the girlfriend.

compared to others, I'm not attractive
girl I like lives in another city
many of girls in my school have bf's and/or are hoes.

>>677804253
>Broke up with ex recently
>Moving away soon
>Women are royal cunts

>>677806604
Stream it

>>677807681

I believe the solution to your problems is to lose weight. Get down to 160lbs and you'll find yourself at a 6/10 AT LEAST. Plus you'll lose a lot of lower abdomen fat which will reveal an inch or two more of your penis.

Go get motivated and lose the fucking weight, m8.

>>677807974
See this a lot on threads like this. Women complain about being this way it that as a gender. It is literally because of the fickleness of their gender that men become emotionally distant or untrusting or what have you.

>>677808069
First year of the relationship itself was amazing. Sex was amazing too, but it's still overrated.

>>677808444
them trips

>browse /pol/
>believe the racemixing thing
>am black

1.) I'm focusing on college
2.) I have yet to find someone that is my type
3.) I'm gay

>>677808240
>You're fucked
In every way apart from the way he wants

>>677804253
- Not into normal relationships.
- Into femdom, haven't found a mistress yet.
- Can't think of a 3rd reason.

>>677808665
>am black
No that's green

>>677804253
ugly
lazy
dumb

I'm married faggot. Step up.

Short
Shy
Low Confidence

cause i once did have a girlfriend, but i hurt her with my huge schlong which is really super duper big (thank you barney lol for molesting my butthole everyday lol so much fun so sexy lol) anyway i am a cool guy and every woman should love me because i am confident in my hacking and knife and reading phamphalet skills so lol dick on you whore bitch cunt face nigger whore loving cunt licking rascal butt sex having cum stained owl reverse cowgirl forced anal sex participant of an alien race of super whores who are so alien as to be so far from the truth that my cock is a big tasty oivject given to us from the lord cock mater himsel flol lol

>>677804253
>My girlfriend won't let me have one.

>>677808391
But I mean...What if I do wanna see that? Cuz I do.
Stop kink shaming me

>>677806201
xD

Lazy
Lazy
Lazy
I'm addicted to masturbation

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>Fat
>Ugly
>Don't want one

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>>677808910

>>677809000
witnessed

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>>677804253
1. I fail whatever i try (i'm very skilled at it)
2. ?????
3. profit

fat schizophrenic and poor

1 Dick
2 is
3 big

1) I'm short in a tall country (5'11 where the average is 6'0)
2) I wasted my chance with a 6.5/10 blonde blue eyed chick (i did hook up with her but i pussied out when she wanted relationship
3) i dont have self confidence

>>677809000
If you were truly lazy you wouldn't have given 4 reasons when only 3 were required

>>677806907

so in stead of fixing the cause of your shit, you only fight the symptoms by advertising on your body that you're a coward who can't deal with mental agony.

You're only reducing your chances of progressing beyond your vicious cycles like this, so either kill yourself or make a fucking change.

Nature is indifferent and remorseless, don't expect people to automatically feel empathy for you if all you can do is take, not give, and feel sorry for yourself.

Material possessions don't define your worth, the way you deal with knowing that you're insignificant and worthless in the grand scheme of things does. Right now you're giving in to the bad aspects while ignoring even the possibility of good aspects of having consciousness. The fact that your life is meaningless if you don't give it meaning yourself means you have all the freedom in the world to do whatever. Putting scars on your body because you can't tell people you're in pain with words is the most inadequate way of dealing with it.

>>677808100
Check'd
>>677808534
no webcam or camera, sorry

>>677809244

lol

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on the 11th, it will be 6 months :)

>>677809276
Copypasted lazy

Mostly because I'm gay

>>677809244
>Dutchie
Just fuck some hookers

>>677809204
"G-Girls don't like me because of my magnum dong. That is the reason. No other reason than my giant penis, that's right. NO DON'T LOOK JUST BELIEVE ME"

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>>677804253
No job
No social life
No confidence

>>677808910
you sound like you get really hard for women, i can"t unforuntately due to years of snorting viagra for the high so i guess thats my reason one
reason two is i have a micropenis which is really tiny so its hard to touch it unless you're talented or really caring (like your mom lol)
reason three is my feet smell bad cause i dont have a shower but i live in a fantasy that being homeless is somehow a romantic gesture designed to insult the jews into unleashing their secrets which will ultimately be an ineffective ploy in order for the world to continuie ipso facto
anyway in sum, im fat, micropenis, and the jews are working against me, HOW COULD I GET A GF WITH THED JEWS AND ALL THW+EIR RESOURCES AGAINST ME

Because I'm a potato

I'm ugly

>>677809369
>4 letter word
you chose the longer way
>dumbass too

>I'm an asshole
>Rather spend time to myself than with a girl for the most part
>Doesn't care about their bullshit

>>677808945
are you girl or dude?

>>677809613
The question is why we don't have girlfriends though. I'm not a virgin but the first time i had sex i had an STD scare, i had chlamydia symptoms but then I got tested a week ago and apparently I'm clean.

Still though, it ruined the experience. I'm not that interested in fucking until i get a gf.

I'm jewish

>>677810022
Kek

>>677809930
he's a faggot

>>677809930
I'm not a girl, I'm a woman. Adult.
But I'm in to small dicks/chastity/humiliation stuff

> Smoke 5 or 6 grams of Live Resin Concentrate (Bho wax but more potent) a month and girls think that it too much apparently
> People try to keep up with me but get dabbed out after 1 small dab then need a babysitter and that's annoying
> I don't like talking to people

>>677809860
laptopfag detected
takes less than a second with a mouse
>highlight with mouse
>ctrl+c ctrl+v

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1: I don't have a car.
2:Eractile dysfunction from fappn 2 much. (I quit 1 time last year for 6 months and my cock was glorious just like when I was 18. Started fapping again now it's not so glorious)
3: Never been out with a girl.

>>677808315
No. Shes just ugly and fat too. You guys need to take advice from a song from the 60's. You guys think your problems are some how new? Men have known for all of human history that most, even semi attractive, women will cheat on you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

>>677810122
holy fuck two 7s AND two 2s!! What are the chances? XD

>>677810160
why can't more women be into chastity and stuff like that.

>>677804253
I have one

Cos she dumped my ass.

I just need one reason I've never fallen in love for real is that normal?

>>677810446
If you're a NEET and never leave your parent's basement how can you fall in love?

>>677804253
couldn't control valium binges once a month (only 10-14 tablets in a week once every few months)
lost my shit during some arguments last weekend, hit her (defended) round the head last weekend and got kicked back, left to spend the night with a friend
got back the next morning (few days ago) and all my shit was outside, she got a recommendation from the police to kick me out and to never let me in again so slept in the corridor for 4 hours while waiting for dad to drive across the country to pick me up
so yeah. don't do drugs kids. but in all seriousness things are going pretty good now. lucky I've got such a supportive family and gonna be kicking the substances as all they've done is lost me jobs and put me in danger.

>>677810446
you don't need to be in love to get a gf, some ppl aren't even capable of loving other people, but they are able to pretend

>>677810160
im gonna need to see some proof.

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1. I'm socially awkward
2. I can't talk with girls
3. I'm a fuckup

>>677810717
You think I'd let some 3.5 inch baby see my tits right of the bat? Honey, you have to earn that.

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>>677804253
1. Hermit.
2. Unattractive.
3. Autistic and can't talk to people.

>>677810244
My girlfriend doesn't cook but she has a way better job then me and is going to be wealthy. So even if I end up failing harder than I am currently, well I will still end up okay. It also helps that shes aspie, aspie chicks don't like change. So find an ugly aspie chick and date her. Bam, you will never be alone.

>>677804253

My wife keeps bitching when I bring whores home.
Two women are too much expenses.
Two women are too much bitching.

>>677810929
pretty please boobies?

I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

>>677810929
fuck off you stupid bitch. no one wants to see your nigger boobs anyways.

1. Dont want one
2. Dont need one
3. Bitches be stupid

Who wants a gf anyways, i mean yeah sex, but you can get that without a proper relationship

micro dingus
its too late, im 28
im okay with it

>kinda shy
>going to the gym too often
>gaming too much

>>677811146
How about you go find something small enough to fit your dick in?

>>677811102
You took the time to get copypasta and post it here on 4chan.

>lazy
>jobless
>autistic or just dumb

>>677804253
Building the roster
Lame af
Not hot enough, not smooth enough, like a spiky dildo made of ice>>677804253

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Because I have a boyfriend

Charisma is all you need to get bitches im an ugly sack of shit but i still get bitches for my personality

I'm a perfectionnist
I'm a perfectionnist
And I'm a perfectionnist

no friends
no cash
no swag

>>677804253
I'm fatter than the average feminist,shy like really fucking shy , and ugly as shit that's been stepped on by a monster truck

>>677804253
never exchanged contacts with the girl I actually hit it off with
Have a chronic illness of fucking everything up when it gets to the tipping point
Borderline mentally ill

1: I have a wife
2: I'm not letting more girls fuck up my life
3: I donno... Go kill myself?

>>677805915
An hero

>>677804253
>ugly
>fat
>treat women like shit

>>677804997
This

>nothing to impress a girl with financially or career-wise (aka broke)
>not insanely handsome, fit, but nothing to consider good bf material
>clingy and inexperienced

>>677804253
>1. 2. & 3. My wife won't let me.

FML

>>677805925
calling a b8

Concieted because of my insecurities

Insecure because of my concietedness (endless fucked up cycle that i cant explain nor fix)

Most of the girls think im an asshole

>>677808342
bro.. this made me feel, i dont have the life experience to say it will get better but i hope it does get better

>>677814307
>nor fix
can't or won't you faggot?

>>677804253
>No friends
>No personality
>Ugly

Can't even make friends online for fuck sake, no chance of getting a girl. Any suggestions on how to anhero? I thought of doing the helium suicide bag thing.

I'm married.
Can barely afford one woman, I couldn't budget the time, energy, and finances for another.
It would upset a great relationship, to have a girlfriend.

>1. When I told her she said "Talk to me when you're not drunk".
>2. She's family, married into the family (Called not biological?)
>3. Also I'm a shy person.

I would rate my self 8/10. Age 22

Insecure about my concietedness.

Concieted because of my insecurities. (Fucked up cycle i cant explain nor fix)

Most of the girls think im an asshole and a 'fuckboy', problem is, there are guys that have dated way more girls than me

>>677804253
the girl I have a fucking huge crush on has a bf

>>677813594
>clingy and inexperienced
so now you won't even try?
experience doesn't just magically appear, you have to actually do shit to get experience, not sit around and whine about being inexperienced.

>>677814532
Can't, i dont know how, plus ive gained too much of a reputation for myself already. No one would give me a chance.

>>677810952
What does she do?

>>677804253
because i really dont want one.

>>677811205
Guys who can't get girls

>>677815167
Start fresh. Get some money, move, make new friends. Actually try before whinging about being an asshole.

Like to dance with dirty Asians in clubs, committments for fools.

>>677806346
7.5 niggers?

>>677804253
I'm antisocial

I have anxiety that prevents me from asking girls out

I used to be a big betafag and stopped being one because I stopped chasing after girls. I never want to go back to that level of beta. I'm fine with my minimal current level.

>>677804253

I like dicks,
I like dicks,
and I like dicks.

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>>677805915

>>677815427
cont., have some shit to add
Now to me, it looks like you've consciously cemented yourself as an asshole so people leave you alone
Now you don't even want to try and change.
There is no such thing as knowing unless you've tried countlesly, time after time.

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>>677804253
she was my everything for 6 years, she broke my heart and moved away.
Now i don't want to get attached to anyone so i just fuck random girls and cry/drink a lot

>>677815839
Thanks man, that actually helps. Good to be reminded that /b/ isnt filled with necros and pricks

mediocre penis
stage fright
live with parents
+bonus: don't make decent money

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>Broke as fuck need to get my life on track before I get new grill
>Still in love with ex
>Still banging ex

>>677816172
i dont have a huge dick and everytime im done fucking some bitch she mutters "whoa"
its not about the size of the boat, its about the motion in the ocean

>>677804253
1. It's not really important to me right now.
Ehhhhh, that's it.

Because I'm evolved to the point where I can't stand how primitive human behavior is.
Because I have excessively rigid standards as to who I'd even bother sticking my dick in.
Because they require a constant stream of entertainment lest they lose interest and start fucking someone else so figured my time is best spent on more rewarding pursuits.

>>677804253

1) literally gay
2) have a gay boyfriend
3) women are unsufferable bitches. Even if they DID make my pee pee hard, the second they open their mouths they are either so abnormally vapid or radically catty that I can't even stand to be someones "gay friend" because they just repulse me.

Like the most shockingly, flamingly, annoyingly gay "queen" is a standard basic bitch female.

1. Girls ignore me
2. I'm interested in boring things like science etc.
3. I'm ugly and probably looking depressed

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>>677804253
havent met a gril thats confidently faithful and loyal enough (shameless too if u want 4th), yet.

>>677816631
HAHAAHAHAHAH EVOLVED MY ASS

>>677816738
dude I wish I was gay. I think life would be easier especially since I live in NYC. I truly cant stand talking to about 95% of women.

>>677804253

Mo money
Mo money
Mo money

I've gained weight in the last several months which makes me look like I've got a giant belly and tits

I'm cynical and pessimistic towards everything, so much so that I tend to give up on pursuing anyone who might have an interest.

I'm insecure and ashamed of my position in life because I'm 24 and just finishing my freshmen year of college and work as a pizza delivery guy while my peers own homes and are already a few years into their careers.

>>677817109
just gym and look around pockets starting in cyber land for a young prime passable trap and enjoy the run

>>677817088
It's true.
I have what's called an extreme male brain rendering me the apex predator, society has just yet to catch up and consider autism a deficiency.
Feel free to do your research though, simpleton.

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>>677804253
1. to many girls give me attention to even consider limiting myself to just one
2. women are boring vapid bitches who i don't want to spend more time with than necessary to get in their pants
3. perfectly capable of enjoying myself alone

>>677804253
Don't need one
Don't want one
Only need 2.

1 I Have a friend with benefits
2 I don't want a grilfriend
3 I could have extended two into mmuktiple reasons but chose not to

too intellectual to entertain bullshit so my margins are razor thin

1. Im gay

2. Look at one.

3. Look at two.

>>677817520
4. Look at three

>>677804253
1. be attracted only to males.
need I say more?