See if he knows any dank memes :^)

ask him if he is a roody poo

He doesn't >>677802834

I'm a newfag myself(Came in 2014)
He says you guys used to say "moot moot"?

>>677803099
what level is your 4chan character?

tell the fucker to triforce and make him post it
triforce looks regular when it's copy pasted and not posted.
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Ask him if millhouse is a meme

>>677802596
Yall remember puddi puddi? Haha

>>677802596
lolno, 2011 is not an oldfag

Kill yourself and him for thinking that makes you an old fag...

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>>677802596
>oldfag
>2011

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>>677803823
Well, he's 13, so since he's 13 it kinda makes him an oldfag

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>>677803987
>this
>09 not old

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as far as i was aware, anything past 2005 is a newfag? or am i wrong?

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>>677802596

Doesn't matter. Just leave it. I've been off and on since 2006, but that doesn't mean shit. This oldfag/newfag stuff has been getting annoying for years. Just post good content you faggot.

>>677804553
>implying there is good content to be had here

pretty sure coupons was the last decent content on /b/ but even then all the oldfags were heading to the deepwebs

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>>677804630
>google: oldest 4chan memes

>>677804553
Ik, I just want to prove him wrong.
He's stupid and lies about everything

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>>677804747
this

>>677803987
Was going to say this. Thank you.

>>677802596
Ask to see the receipt for his 4Chan Gold Account.

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I've been here almost 9 years, and still consider myself a newfag.

>>677802596
Triforce of course, it may sound like a meme, but its true, newfags dont know how to triforce

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>>677804188
/thread

>>677802596
Ask him about the ye ol' fingerbox

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>>677804188
Sounds like an alpha you should suck his pp

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>>677802596
no one actually cares if you're an oldfag or not
thats how you know. no need to test him. i feel like most oldfags are ashamed of the fact we still browse this site. fuckin shit is balls these days

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>>677805716
Rip muh /b/

he's 13 dude.

just tell him that that's awesome and then ask him what his favorite 4chan joke is.

all he probably wants is for you to respect him, and seeing as he's the younger brother of a probable /b/tard it very well could be hard to come by

just do it man

>>677804486
Clearly you're going to lengths give your little brother shit for what amounts to him looking up to you and desiring your companionship and love.

You are the scum of the earth if you do not pat him on the back and talk about his favorite memes with him.

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>>677804774
He feels insecure and suffocated around you.

I could see you calling him from prison when he's having dinner with his wife and kids and him immediately hanging up the phone, which he'd be totally right to do. You're going to get what's coming to you if you don't make ties with your family while you can

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Ask him who is the queen of /b/.
If he doesn't know he is a newfag, if he says it is boxxy he is a newfag as well.

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>>677802596
Ask if he lieks mudkipz

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>>677802596
trifags cant newforce
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>>677802596
>oldfag
>2011
Moldy bait