Just found out my ex gf is now dating with another guy. Depressed af. Need some YLYL, dump you best
>>677793131
Cheer up nigger
I turn 35 in 4 hours.
>>677793131
improve ys, find a hotter bitch than her.
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>>677793131
I feel you faggot.
>>677793131
...what did you THINK an ex would do? Retire to a nunnery?
>Cat died
>My niece 6 years old in tears
>Made small wooden cascet from winebox.
>Added some shiny metal to make it look very fancy
>Puts little cascet on table in front of home
>Waiting for kid picking flowers
>Niece grabs into nettles, hurts a little, so went inside to get some cold water with vinnegar
>Dog barks, someone at the porch
>Walks to frontdoor
>Sees nigger on bike speeding away with casket
>Nigger stole niece's dead cat
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>>677793905
I thought she'd realise how much she missed me and then one day, when I walked along the sea front where we used to hold hands I'd feel her slip her hand into mine as she turned me round to kiss her whispering 'I will never leave you again'. Gay I knaw but fuck all of you virgins.
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>>677794010
Hmm, where are these roombas when you need them spreading it trough the whole house
>>677794131
>Kane
>>677794010
Fuckin ultrakek
>>677793131
you don't need some YLYL you just need to wait a bit until you finish puberty and don't get emotional when an ex-lover moves on with their life
fucking faggot
>>677794492>>677793131
How long ago did she dump you?
>>677793917
What the actual fuck.
>>677793607
>>677793801
seriously dude, if she sees an improve version of you with a hotter girl than her, she will blow up
>>677794131
oh shit is that the meme kid?
>>677794201
Exactly how i feel rn
>>677794201
Is this a cringe thread, cuz I just lost
>>677795556
lost your virginity you mean? i think masturbating doesn't count
>>677793131
>>677796047
Lol, admittedly I was being an asshole>>677795556 but I did it to shitpost/banter
>>677794201
>gay is having daydreams about women
you need to stop giving into peer pressure