>>677780906
Is that the one you bought?

It was disappointing, wasn't it.

Now you feel like shit don't you? You should, you should definitely feel like shit.

Which one was it?

>>677781015
i was pretty impressed, not quite like a real muff but lube is what makes it work well

>>677781006
>>677781220 Yea Tori Black one of my fav AV stars

>>677780906
Was it decent?

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First is it pleasurable, secondly do you feel an emptyness now that you fucked a piece of plastic molded after a woman you see on a screen?

>>677780906
shop this guy <33333
>>677781453
>>677781453
>>677781453

>>677781842
Do you think women feel emptiness after they fuck themselves with a dildo?

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>>677782271
Well technically, yes

>>677782431
not if they leave it inside

Fleshlights are shit I threw it out. If you've actually fucked a real pussy before it's terribly unsatisfying.

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>>677782271
No because any woman can get a man trust me. Fucking a dildo is something they do for fun but you do it because you know it's the best you can get.

>>677782271
it is socially acceptable for a woman to fuck themselves with a dildo since it merely implies that they don't want to put up with a dude.

it is not socially acceptable for a man to resort to fucking inanimate objects because it implies that he can't get a woman.

>>677782498
????????????

>>677782271
Women are always empty inside. Not possible to feel emptier than usual.

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>>677782610
If you are left scratching your head on that one... kys.

>>677782271
women are always empty - thats why they act like such hoe's

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>>677780906
if i haven't fucked or used this in a while, basically as soon as i try to put it on my cock i fucking cum it is annoying as fuck, but if i jack off a few hours later then i can use it. can be useful if you think you might be fucking a girl within one or two weeks... and god damn it makes me cum so fucking far. and i actually feel like smoking after i finish. wowzerrr.

>>677782610
if the girl leaves the plug inside how to feel empty? easy

>>677782834
Why did they put an old hag on the box?

>>677782583
>No because any woman can get a man trust me. Fucking a dildo is something they do for fun but you do it because you know it's the best you can get.

So would you say it's easier, in general, for a woman to get fucked than for a guy to get fucked? Excluding the option for escorts.

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>>677783035
To make you cum ultra quick.

>>677783098
Yes.

>>677780906
How was clean up?

>>677783098

without a doubt, yes.

>>677783365
what about ugly women, fat women, retarded women, older women ect ect, there are gals out there that can't get a fuck, like you looser virgins.

>>677783270
>>677783299
I would agree at first. But there are plenty of women out there who don't get any

Does anyone have a life sized plastic pussy with ass? Like a fuck me silly. Opinions?

>>677783621
Meant to reply to >>677783365
Not >>677783299

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>>677783547
Lot of guys will just turn off the lights for a ugly chick if they really need a root, fair few guys are into fat chicks, and old chicks are mainly outta luck but since old men can't even get a stiffy it's kinda fair.

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>>677783098
Well as the entirety of our society is built upon a sellers market and women being the sellers and men being the buyers; Yes.

Sellers can determine price-range, location, timing and more. Buyers only have the binary choice of whether to buy the product at the specified parameters or not to.

Worth getting a fleshlight ? Pleassure vs Cleening ect

>>677783035
>Current year
>Not knowing who based sue is

>>677783035
she is a sexpert or something.
>>677783212
lol.

i ordered one, and online it said it was delivered a week later, so i notified them, they sent another, and a day later i got one, and then a week later i got another, they tried to email me asking i send the box back i was like WHat? lolz. 2 for 1 baby. shit works like a fucking charm. as i said, when i was still smoking cigarettes, after use, i would actually enjoy lighting up a cigarette where as to a normal fap i would just be like, eh... ok im done now w/e

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>>677783621
It's mainly their choice to get no action.

>>677783882
They kinda get off better when they fuck themselves.

>>677783882
Girls like to tell themselves that but they love getting fucked just as much as men loving fucking

>>677782606
>implying

Why are these kinds of things so fucking expensive? It's just a piece of plastic. Every time I consider buying one of these things I get put off by the fact I have to part with so much money. As if fucking a piece of plastic wasn't miserable enough.

Dude in my early twenties I would fuck 3-4 sexy German chicks a day and stick jack off after they left.

The STU is the absolute best sleeve.

>>677784113
True; but even as they might love having sex, a good amount simply choose not to because personal preferense, societal norms or conditioning.

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>>677780906
Is this a YLYL? because I lost at the OP

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>>677784113
Pretty much every case study say they love rooting just as much but some women love pretending like they don't like it.

>>677783035
Because old hag is the most pimp of hoes and owns the dildo factory. Seeing her face on your sex toy is like a bible signed by the pope or a physics textbook with Feynman on it.

So if it is easier for women to get fucked, then resorting to using dildo's actually makes them lazy.

Considering it takes more effort, in general, for a guy to get fucked, I'd say it'd be the guy who doesn't want to put up with a woman.

The fact is people masturbate for a few reasons; laziness/convenience, inability to attract the opposite sex, fun, their sexual appetite is abnormally high/taboo and I'm sure a few others I'm missing.

>>677782834
> advanced design
> 15 cm
Why?

>>677784548
Women are lazy, ever heard of a female tradesmen? No, because they can't be fucked doing hard labour.

>>677784343
Stop saying ROOTING you sound like an ignoramus

>>677784867
Sorry mate, it's a common word to use in Australia.

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>>677784706
fuck if i know. there was the " head honcho " inb4 this one, now there is this, the " SUPERRR head honcho " . 15cm what? im at a solid 6.1 inches or something, fits perfectly, my girth though is what really fucking wrecks with the thing, feels so good when you press it all the way down to your stomach/balls

>>677785177
Think this would fit 5.5 girth?

>>677785303
there are different lengths but im not sure of the tightness, 5.5 is basically what i am, i have not measured it in forever but yeah i fucking love mah girthy.

>>677785556
Alright. I might look into this thing.

my dick is 4 inches and the thickness is about the same as a cigar so american sex toys are not so enjoyable,

>>677785748
Below average dicks are adorable I just want to suck em.

>>677785640
trust me, that old woman knows what she is talking about. as a women matures and goes through cocks she learns tricks, and what not, EXP. and BONUS exp. level 50 ready to start a new round of levels, she is to old for me but i had some cougar suck me off who was 45ish~ in the park, and... she was all fucking over my cock, probably the best head i have gotten. like i said if i haven't used it in a while, i fap until i get hard, then lube the thing up and start to penetrate it, as soon as my head goes in i have to stop or im going to cum, and so i push slowly as fuck and still cum which is at which point i slam the thing on my cock and fap furiously, i have found out that i must talk and moan and say shit like you like THAT don't you YOU fuckign SLUT. etc. but yeah. if it makes me cum instantly i just wait 1-2 hours and try again and at that point it works a lot better, the next day even better etc etc. if you have been fucking it for a 1-2 weeks straight, if you are fucking a woman within the next few days, she will have the ride of her life..

>>677786194
Something makes me doubt the truthfulness of this confession.

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>>677786385
why would i right a god damn paragraph?!?!?!? alright idgaf dont believe me, the thing fucking wrecks.

>>677785932

my gf at the time told me that the previous guy she had been with was a beast. He loved to get blown but she hated doing that for him because he was too big and he would always try and gag her. So I was a welcome relief and please don't get offended i mean it as a compliment.

she was great I miss her. we broke up because of distance.

>>677786461
ok

>>677786194

the older ladies know how to dirty talk soooo much better than the young dumb 18 year olds man.

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>>677783847
i have the stoya fleshlight
it takes about 30 seconds to clean for me
would buy again+++++

>fleshie.com/stoya-destroya-fleshlight-review/

>>677783212
Ah, the Glorious Pasito Master-race
Beautiful hat too, get some straya up ya b
ya cunts

>>677786547
god fucking damn dude if she had told me she got owned like that i would feel sick to my stomach. would consider her only a fuck buddy. hngggg " oh by the way my x used to throat fuck me and it sucks but i still remember it like it was yesterday.

>>677780906
was it loud?
as in when you fuck it, it makes sound?