>>677775493
i have to choose between those two?

>>677775493
Does "sex" necessarily include genital penetration?
Because I could very easily receive blowjobs till I die. Hell, I might even prefer it this way. Gimme my 10M.

>>677775493
>again
hah

>>677775772
>Prefer blowjobs over penetration
>Virginfag detected

>>677775493
my gf and i could get into me being in permanent chastity and her cucking me so i would go with the 10 mil if it emant i could still eat her ass and pussy, and esp if she could still do me with a strapon.

>>677775493
The choice is between those two things, considered separately? Is this supposed to be hard?

>>677775493
The age old question, really a tough one here Greg. Can I call you that, Greg? I mean I don't know your name, but I feel like you're a Greg.

Really what it boils down to is my personal feelings on the subject. Money money money, yeah but you know what *spits* fuck it.

Sex ain't all that, when grandpa finger fucked your anus at age 7 you don't really see it like most. You know Greg?

Greg I think I'll just die.

>>677775493
Given the choices, I'll take the money.

10 billion & we got a deal

>>677775493
So...free money OR no sex? Are you retarded?

>>677775964
I've fucked more pussy than you've ever dreamed of, faggot.
At the age of 38, I prefer receiving head lying comfortably on my bed than sweating over a smelly hole.

>>677775493
done. give me my money

I'd do it for $100,000 considering I'm a 19 year old virgin anyway.

well it's not like I'll ever have sex so the 10 mil gp it is

>>677776828
Holy insecurity, Batman!

677777777 happening soon

>>677775493
I would choose the 10 million. It would suck not being able to have sex again.

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>>677777516
Yep.

>>677777999
damn

>>677777999
>>677777777

i cant have sex ever again but can really use that money for a bitching wheelchair accessible house.

>>677777541
because no sex anyways? know that feel, bro

>>677775493
Depends on how you define sex.

If I could still get bjs and hjs I'd be all for it. If I could still get anal (better than reg sex IMO), I'd def be for it.

If any stimulation of the genitals by another person was banned I'd really have to think about it.... and I'd likely still want the cash.

10 mil doesn't go as far as it used to. Can I have sex again when the 10 mil is gone?

>>677776828
Pay attention!
You dumb faggots could learn a thing or two from this anon.

>>677778723
If you can waste 10 mil in one lifetime, you're really just balatantly squandering it. 10 mil would be enough to have a very high standard of life and a very nice home and let you maintain that standard for about 50-60 years.

>>677775493
In just wanna know what happende with >>677777777

>>677779002
isded

>>677779002
It was just a very disappointing and anti-climactic post.

What the fuck are you serious how is this even a question?

I have to either
A. Not have sex ever again
or B. Get 10 million dollars

This is actually retarded, why are you even asking this obviously A. Never have sex again

>>677775493
10 mill, in a flash. I just want to be comfortable.

>>677775493
Never having sex again is tempting, but I'm going to opt for the 10 million. If nothing else, I can spend some of it paying women not to have sex with me.

>>677775493
I choose 10 mil why the fuck would i want to never have sex again

>>677775493
The choice is between: (i) not having sex again; and (ii) receiving $10M with presumably no prohibition on sexual activity. What a stupid fucking topic for discussion.

>>677775493
10 million dollars sex is for noobs and faggots with nothing going on with their lives

>>677780128
because it's a "get this" "lose that" not choose between 1 or 2, but ya op did type it out like a retarded person

I don't get it now so money

>>677780128
ya obviously you would choose not having sex again

>>677776828
I feel you but my current gf gives shit head. Pussy will always be good.

>>677775493
You're a fucking imbecile.

Read your fucking post again

>>677775493
im virgin 10 millions pls

>>677780771
nah i think you are. he asked a simple question
and obviously any sane person would choose not having sex.

>>677780931
obviously

>>677775493
Well with choices like that I'd just have to accept no sex ever again.
Jk.
I'll take the 10mill.

>>677780967
ikr why is op even asking this dumb question?

>>677781112
retard detected.

>>677781200
totally, op must be mentally challenged

>>677780410
Sorry but the way it was phrased is what counts, not intent.
OP was a moron, and this thread is a testament to his stupidity.

Check my octs.

>>677775493
obviusly the 10 million dollars
why would i want to never have sex again?

>>677781322
OP'S WILL BE DONE

AND SILENCE

IT IS HIS TESTAMENT

>>677781223
Reread how OP worded the question moron.
No sex or 10 million.
Idiot.

>>677780931
Holy fuck.

I'm not even going to try to explain this to you. If you can't see the problem, you're beyond help.

>>677775493
Hell ya I'd take it. Im never going to get sex anyway so free money!

>>677775493
not that i care about sex but why would i pick it?
i'd take 10 million dollars thank you

>>677775493
with 10mil i can do what ever the fuck i want to.

>>677781466
But senpai, how will I learn if not from you? D:

,,again"

>>677781444
>>677781466
you guys have negative IQ.

It clearly says

Pick one
>Never have sex again
>Have 10 million dollars

and obviously you would pick no sex

>>677781598
Just reread the OP over and over again until you finally get it.

My wife's boyfriend usually tires her out so I'll take the money.

>>677781616
Kill yourself troll

Obvious 10 million dollars.
I could put my wife's son through collage with all that money!

>>677776828
You sound like a faggot. Don't like pussy?
Lie back thinking of boys whilst you're getting this so called head?

>>677775493
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ

>>677781702
i have been trolling this thread from the beginning and so many people have thought it was you get 10 million if you never have sex.

>>677775493
I'd take the first one, looks delicious and not as much as a penis.

>>677775493
Gimme my 10m. 24 yo virgin, no job, $20,000 debt. I'll at least be happy again. Might be lonely but them tears gon be hittin then leather Bugatti seats.

>>677776257
Fuck u Fred can I call u Fred? I think I do. Iam done with ur Fred

>>677776828

38 and still here..

>>677781737
Look at this underage pleb. Do a backflip and land on your neck.

>>677781831
ive been trolling before you were even born, while you were suckling on your mommas tit, i was neck deep in ass... wait, i mean trolling... yes, "trolling"

>>677781831
Shows the collective IQ of /b lol

>>677782055
You should be going out to the bus stop now, school starts in 20 minutes

>>677781616
No I'm fairly certain I'd pick the money. Hell I may never use the money, but I'd like it none the less in $1 bills, so I can put it in a small room and use it like a ball pit and cross off "have enough money to pretend I'm Scrooge McDuck and swim through cash" from my bucket list.

>>677781910
):

>>677775493
So... I can choose 10 million dollars OR no sex ever again? Fuck me, that's a tough one.

>>677782148
or you could blend it and have a cash smoothie

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>>677776828
The real virginfag detected>>677776828

>>677782145
do kids really go to school this early? damn thats child abuse

I love a good tard fight on /b/. Everyone thinks they're trolling everyone else.

>>677782198
>fuck me
no no sex for you

>>677782269
if everyone is trolling everyone else, then who was troll?

>>677782233
Too dry. Would need milk and banana, maybe peanut butter too.

>>677782011
Lol. Get out of here.

>>677782250
I had to be up at 6:30 EST when i lived in detroit

I was only in sc for my senior year but it was 8:30 then

>>677782584
fucking hell, how do they expect kids to function that early? jeez, no wonder i dont remember a fucking thing from school

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>>677775493
>Implying anyone even will willingly have sex with me in the first place.

Give me the 10mil

>>677775493

just https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse
-> i think i'd take the 10 mi, since there are other ways to stimulate and achieve satisfaction without penetration

including https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-penetrative_sex
-> would be too hard to take the money. its like a complete removal of sexuality. And, come on, who wants that?!

2 years without sex would be a deal

>>677775493
haven't had sex in the last 26 years so i guess it doesn't matter anymore.

give me that 10 million dollars mate.

>>677782725
listen up faggot

i want you to attack your manatee mammaries to the corresponding elbow, after this begin the chicken dance. this will cause you to fly, continue doing this until you reach terminal velocity.

>>677782725
dude, no, dont say that. youll get one, just gotta corner her first and then physically attack her to show dominance, and then of course initiate mating dance ritual

>>677782939
its crazy how 1 letter can change so much

>>677783152
i like how it turned out better anyhow

>>677783152
Didn't even notice until you pointed it out, lel

>>677782939
Thats how I get the money right?

>>677783008
Ill initiate 10mil dance

Gandalf here. My IBAN is: DE44 5001 0517 5407 3249 31

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>>677780771
>>677781466
this guy is right retards

>>677775493
>Implying I am going to actually ever have sex in my life

>>677775493
>>you can't have sex ever again
this

>>677778723
You'd have to spend over fucking 500 pounds a day ever day for 50 fucking years....

>>677784285
i could spend 100mil in a week, just like those idiots that win the lottery

The 10 mil
Never gunna have secks anyway...