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I'm no longer in love with my fiancee but I'm incredibly codependent.

>>677757749
is there a difference?

I'm barely sane. Any moment I could snap. It just feels so good.

>>677757873
Edgy

>>677757873
so youre a female..

>>677757921
For you. I start fight with people on purpose. It just feels so good to fucking hurt them.

>>677757845

Codependent = needs semen

>>677757845
>is there a difference?
On the surface, not really. Suck to be a codependent but not in love... I'm speaking as someone who was once in the same boat as the anon you replied to.

I can no long find enjoy my hobbies.

My car's mom tried to finger me in the back of my friend

>>677758067
I'm the man.

I'm cheating on my gf with my best friend's ex.

>>677757518
My big sister and i live like married and we have a son, we are a couple since she was 17 and i was 13 and she's the person i love the most in the world.

>>677758403
volvo tried to get in your vulva?

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>>677757518
I am of communication of reality/life of:_{-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way /":-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States /":-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 /" of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 /":-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 /":-/} of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer /":_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section /":-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force /":-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way /":-_ of since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------":-_

I've molested two of my friends while they were passed out drunk.

I secretly crossdress

I was 14 and my sister was 8, i was in those raging hormones years and this leaded me to molesting her until she was 15, she's obsessed with me now because of that.

>>677758118
Yes. It's a big difference. I can't function without another person in my life. I've had girlfriends since middle school. I used to cheat a lot. Now I'm too much of a shut in. I'm 36 shear 25. She's the oldest person I've ever dated. I have always dated younger woman and am an emotional cripple.

My 10 year old niece and I do stuff together that we probably shouldn't.

I am jesus

>>677759024
like watch spongebob after 8:00 on a school night?

>>677759024
Enjoy jail.

>>677759024
kill yourself

>>677757518
Almost positive that I have autism lol
I can't talk o people

>>677759120
Then help build the wall so we can send you back mexi

>>677759173
Meth.

>>677759236
If they build the wall won't they were know all the weak points?

>>677759373
it will all be weak, they are shitty builders

>>677759173
That too. Sometimes.

>>677759177
No, that will only make her sad.

>>677759182
Same here, tbh.

I like fat chicks with enormous butts.

I worked with a woman who confessed that she got away with murder

im dating mckayla maroney

I shot the deputy.

>>677758403
uh ya wot

>>677758418
thats fucked anon. get back to work

>>677758567
gratz. get a star

>>677759120

I CALL BULLSH*T

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I'm contemplating suicide. But probably won't do it.

>>677760054
my mom says thx

>>677758045
arguments in your head don't count as fights with other people, kid

>>677760167
OH NAH. faggot cuck

>>677760413
Younger ones, unless you're 12.

>>677760393
well i like your fingernails. so dont waste ur life

>>677760447
And it wasn't in self defense.

today i told my friend i needed help because i'm having a bad day and she didn't reply. so now i'm going to sabotage her life.

Fap to scat porn every day. Fiancé has no idea.

>>677760545
uh stop being a dick

>>677760550
why cos ur life's boring?

I funked my ex girlfriend, her sister and her mom!!! A family of bitches

>>677757518
the only reason i put up with my sister and her daily bullshit physical/emotional abuse is because i secretly fantasize about her. cant cum without thinking about her at this point unless i use porn.

>>677760393
Hey you gotta mix those with a drink to get those to work, im thinking about doing it as well just be careful diazapam is extremely hard to overdose on anon you must drink alcohol as well but I strongly urge you not to.

>>677760545
Borderline personality disorder? I may have it as well.

My girlfriend left me and I had her and I kidnapped and myself tortured so she'd think I was protecting her. We're back together. it worked. Am I fucked up?

I saw my first porno when I was 4. Saw some shit that haunts me to this day. Want a green text?

>>677757518
I fuck married wives and impregnate them.
Going with a black pearl this evening.

>>677760940
i'm diagnosed. but fuck off with your "i may have" back to tumblr.

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I find this funny.

I have been in a long term relationship with a girl I'm gonna marry, but I'm currently kik-in with a cd. Not a big secret but one nonetheless.

I really like shape analysis

>>677760949

No, because you're lying.

>>677760504
I'm a kickboxer. I have to keep them good. Also I sometimes shave my hands and the lower part of my legs, because of the tape. Problem is I've come down with positional vertigo. So I'm sort of bed ridden. I fell down q flight of wooden steps. Broke nothing because of iron body, but that's when I realized something was wrong. When I turned back to call my dog the room went sideways and I just dropped. It hurts but pain I can deal with. Being unable to do simple things I cannot. I feel helpless.

I never cheated on my abusive, distant, horrible ex. I've cheated on my current girlfriend 3 times, once she knows about and forgave me for (hey open relationship with vague rules.) i regret not cheating on my ex. only a little of my current.

I smoke, a lot, gonna die from lung cancer. My girlfriend only knows i'm quitting.

There is an entire section of my offline friends who think name is Ulysses. it is not.

I am emotionally disturbed, enjoy the act of making those who've wrong me suffer. Don't really feel much most days, and when i do it's violent hatred or serene fury.

I have a tonne of secrets, stories to go with them too.

>>677760661
No idea why. Could be

had sex with my sister. it wasn't anything like the autistic fedora-tipping fantasy shit posted on here, it was kind of just 'hey lets try this' and we did. I've posted the greentext a couple times, never getting much interest. since then, we only did some mutual masturbation, and she gave me head twice. this was many years ago. we don't do anything now and never talk about it. in the last year or so I found her dropbox folder on her laptop when I was reinstalling windows on it which had nudes. she's had kids by this point so her body isn't like it was, but I still fapped.

>>677761013
Not really a may have, more of an in the process of being diagnosed. I cant fuck back to a place where I dont go edge lord

>>677757518

I'm madly in love with my wife. She lets me have my side projects, which include four failed businesses and two that I have sold; she's let me have three girlfriends in the ten years we've been married, one of which I shared with her; she's hard-working, loving, beautiful (to me) and passionate.

I have the perfect life and I want to run away from it. She can have the houses, the cars, the bank accounts and retirement. I want to start over. I don't know why.

>>677760988

Well I do now

>>677761502
grass is always greener bro just accept it and stay with her

>>677761508
K starting

>>677761311
so you would say u have or had a hot sister?

>>677760424
kek

>>677761502
Because you're a selfish douche. KYS.

>>677757518
>hate the girl im currently with
>hate the last five girls
>all obsessed with me
>still in love with ex from two years ago who got a restraining order against me
>left me for older/muscular guy who tied her up, choked her, and fucked her in the ass
>been drinkingly wildly everyday since
>been living in warehouse trying to drink myself to death, play music whenever im not working
>am wildly dominating to new girls, they all love it
>search for signs of ex online everyday, but like me she despises social media and is impossible to find
>a while ago i thought i saw a naked picture of her on 4chan
>saved it, fapped, then perma deleted it from comp cause it made me want to an hero
>regret doing that so much because i could have used it to blackmail the guy she left me for (who she is still with)
>feels bad man

>>677761671
Even though I'm not looking at the grass (I'm looking at the stars), I'm staying with her. No other woman in the world is as incredible as she is.

>>677761742
Bait

I think about having sex with my sister
She passed away 3 years ago
She was 13

>>67776159 benzodiazapines are hard to OD on all together and dont overdose on adderal unless you want to have a psychotic break.

I roofie my ex-wife about once a week. The method varies but the result is always me having fun for a couple hours. After one night full of me fucking her face she thought she be getting the flu because her throat hurt but the rest had been no problem.

>>677761866
Well at least it would be interesting.

I blackmailed my landlord's wife into letting me molest her. She's 70 but has a tight little body. Now she just comes over whenever because she likes the attention

>>677762455
what did u blackmail her with?

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>>677760393
i know the feels man, ive allready attempted twice. 1 more thing im fucked at i guess.

>>677762455
Does she swallow?

>>677761866
The withdrawal from the benzos plus the adderall equals heart attack.

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>>677762455
thats some fucked up shit bro

>be me, 4 years
> at family friend's house
>both our parents were out for the night so we got a sitter.
>9/10 16 year old, she'll come in later but really isn't important
>night comes to end so sitter goes to get ready for bed.
>16 year old so she takes an hour plus

Before I go further, I have to describe my mom.

>8.5/10 (at the time)
>kinky blond hair
>black girl's ass

She was white but had some black girl features. Back to story

>sitter goes into bathroom
>friend whispers to me in the bedroom
>hey anon, wanna see something cool?
>ofcourseIsayyes.exe
>we have to be quiet anon
>ninjamodeactivated.png
>we sneak past bathroom where sitter is changing
>fullnude.gif
>not the objective but a nice bonus
>we slip past and go into his parent's bedroom
>he whips out a VCR tape and puts it in

Both of our parents had been friends for a while, and did a lot together. I had no idea that included this

>started up with intro, 4 yo me had no idea it was to a porno
>it opens up, and I see a chick
>8.5/10
>kinky blonde hair
>black girl's ass
>itcouldntbe.jpeg
>she walks to bed and starts to jerk this guy
>they eventually fuck
> dumbass friend never put it together that this was my mom
>tape finishes and I'm left with some scarring shit and a little 4 yo boner
>mfw I watched my mom get brutally fucked
>mfw I was four
>mfw she has a nice ass

What do you think /b/?

>>677762729
I guess I didnt consider the fact that you dont want a painless death? That would be extremely unhinging and you would probably siezure and swallow your tounge. I dont know your dosage but 50 mg and a bottle of your favorite alcoholic beverage should do the trick.

>>677761812
Keep your head up b/ro, I know those feels

I prefer to fap to DP porn with my best male friend instead of fucking my gf.

I also give all nudes of her to him to get his Cock hard.

When I was 11 there was this older kid, 2 years older, who was sort of a bully to me, nothing major just gave me shit at school about being fat, which i didnt give a fuck about. during the summer one night at the park he was there with a friend, i was there with a couple of mine and he wanted to fight me. i told him to fuck off, he pushed me a couple times, told him not to touch me again. he said " oh yeah, what you gonna do about it?" I said, "you dont want to find out.." he pushed me again and i pulled out a knife from my pocket and stabbed him 4-5 times in his arm. me and my friends ran back to one of their houses that was close by. Didnt see him again for a couple years until i got to high school. passed him in the hall one day and sarcastically asked "dude, what happened to your arm?" referencing the highly noticeable scars. he just kept walking.

>>677763634
Look at his cock too?

>>677760545
you sound like a whiny little cunt

>>677763810
Of course. When we are drunk he allows me to fap him...

I love to stroke his Cock while watching porn with him.

>>677777777

>>677764067
He does the same?

>>677758309
That's a sign of depression, take some pills. It helps

I tell my wife I made less money than I do so I'll have extra cash to go drink with.

>>677763480
5mg. You can read my dosage on the side of the bottle.

>>677758825
Greentext dirtiest stories

When my nephews stay at my place i let them shower with me and my gf

>>677764296
Yes...

>>677757873
Meth is a psychotic drug

gaaaary.

I sniff my mom's panties and masturbate over her

>>677757518
I hate my family, but the tired rituals year after year are all I have to tie me to my roots. They disgust me, yet they are the only people who would never think to cast me out, they are all I have. There is a certain comfort in seeing a face I have always known, but I'll always be the idiot boy to them, the monkey smart enough to go to work and sign his rent check every month. While my fancy collage going ass rich cousins tell tales of the accomplishments that burn me up with envy. I never cultivated discipline I'm the idiot son of a single mother, my father was a television and my priest the weedman. Absolve me! ABSOLVE ME THE WORTHLESS CHILD! ABSOLVE ME MOTHER! OH WAIT YOU LEFT TO HAVE ANOTHER LITTER TOO BAD YOURE TOO OLD TO REPLACE THIS LOT WITH ANOTHER WHEN YOU GET BORED OF THEM MOTHER FUCK YOU MOTHER GODDAMN WHORE!!! AND GRANDMA SORRY IM SUCH A GODDAMN DISAPPOINTMENT UNLIKE YOUR FAVORITE COLLAGE BABY GRANDCHILDREN IM SORRY IM A SHIT CHILD GRANDMAMA IM SORRY IM A SHIT CHILD! all i love is weed and food people cant be trusted

>>677764912
Nice. When he cum you let it get on your hand?

>>677765061
i am disappoint to my parents too...

>>677765061
You should probably just kill yourself already. Your family isn't disappointed in you because they think your a failure. Your family sees the fact that your nothing but a ball of hatred and that you have no care for them. Why care for someone who doesn't give a shit about you?

>>677765232
Yes. Or just shoot it around... Best thing is when we fap together to the nudes of eachother gfs... Haha.

Getting horny here...

I'm responsible for the Keit-ai copypasta.

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>>677765505

I wrestled a bear once.

>>677765903
u mean beer?

>>677765903
did it taste like Kevin Bacon?

>>677760393

Jesus if you want to do it don't be a preteen emo girl about it. Everyone knows that if you try to OD on pills it's just an act of attention whoring.

If you really wanted to off yourself you'd be a man and buy a gun and eat it.

>>677765890
Not anymore now. Thx haha

>>677766077
>buy a gun
lol why spend money on something you will only use once? much easier and cheaper ways to kill yourself via gun

I have helped 3 past gfs suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog

>>677766077
And become arse face?

>>677765318
Oh but they have no idea! and to add a bit of perspective they are all loaded except our humble little branch. Mother is long gone after her husband forbade her speak with us. So theres just my brother and I. He an ex junkie turned alcoholic with hepatitis, I a basket case after I was fucked in the mouth at our baptist daycare as a child and lifelong prisoner in my own head.

>>677757749
lou reed was a hack

>>677766072
only slightly. he's not a tasty man.

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>>677766402
Fun fact, that character was based on s real person who killed himself over Judas priest lyrics along with his friend. It took him a while to die and he did interviews. Then his parents sued the band.

>>677759585
8 PM on a school night? Should be fucking put into Guantanamo Bay.

I like to grope girls on the subway.

I am heterosexual. Sorry to break it to you folks.

>>677766779

https://youtu.be/E80-0kamAEQ

>>677766856
>8 PM on a school night?
NO!
I'm not a monster! Only on Fridays and Saturdays when don't have to get up early next morning.
(Actually she doesn't even like Spongebob)

>>677765505
Around?

>>677767144
I'm watchin' you boooih.

>>677763149
Pics of mom ? Just below the waist

>>677767047
https://youtu.be/hub967uvg-c

He did eventually die from it. But it wasn't exactly immediately. He had time to do interviews. Lots of them. He took a shotgun blast to the head from the chin up. Took out a good portion of brain. Guns rarely instantly kill. You have to hit the apricot. Nearly impossible to do to self. Even eating a shotgun is not necessarily close to an immediate painless death.

>>677767324
On the Floor, in the Room... Etc haha. Cum everywhere

I am of communication of reality/life of:_{-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way /":-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States /":-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 /" of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 /":-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 [Embed] /":-/} of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer /":_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section /":-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force /":-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way /":-_ of since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------":-_ XD

>>677766354
Pics?

>>677767869
Don't clean it up do you? When did you guys start it?

I'm trans and suicidal

I posted it before, and not's like a super secret or anything, but i once won one of those $50,000 scatchers, after taxes it was only like 34k, regardless I payed off my student loans and never told my family/friends I won.

Wouldn't stop someone trying to kill me. Id probably encourage it. But im too much of a pussy to do it myself.

This is hell.

No voyeur from /b/ will ever be as based as Gerald Foos :
newyorker.com/magazine/2016/04/11/gay-talese-the-voyeurs-motel

>>677760393
1st dont kill yourself with benzos
2nd and most important CHANGE the BRAND!
TEVA is owned by JEWS thus if u an hero u'd be killed by JEWS?! Fuggin weak mate

>>677766174
This is terrible bait.

>>677768133
Years and years ago...
When we were comming accross some very hot pictures.

And we wipe it away afterwards.

First focus on pleasure

My friend tried to harass me while I was asleep. The case has been talked over but it still makes some conversations awkward.

We have this girl living with us (friend of the family sorta). She's pretty chubby, looks disgusting, and is a total weeb. But I want to fuck this shit out of her. She has huge tits, a round are, and wide hips. I'd fuck her for days and days on end. But I can never

My twin sister and i had regular sex from ages 14 to 26. We still do it about once every two months now. We are 34.
We will take this secret to our graves.

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gaaaaary

I chew on chocolate bars and spit them out instead of eating them. I do this nearly everyday.

>>677761042
Suicide please

>>677769223
how does it feel compared to sexytime with other people?

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I'm still looking for you anon, you asshat. Did you ever fuck her? I had the secret and you thought I was describing your cousin or some shit.

Just to refresh your memory, drugged my wife and left her exposed in a club. I watched while several men took turns on her all night.

I'm usually giving handjob to a friend and vice versa.
awesome feeling to be rubbed by this inferior man

>>677767762

If you are a moron then yes you can even fuck up shooting yourself in the face. It's quite clear he aimed directly up through the very front of his face, almost entirely missing his brain.

99.99% of the time if you aim for the middle of your head you're dead instantly

>>677769542
Nice

>>677769729
Even during school
his dick is so tiny next to mine !
It's an awesome feeling to be like .. the dominant male

>>677757518
Sometimes when I'm driving late at night and there are no other cars around I don't signal before changing lanes.

>>677769838
I can imagine. Do you got pics?

>>677769838
So we're u born gay or..?

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>>677757518
I am Goofy

>>677757518
When i go to the loo thinking i have to take a shit, but it turns out to just be a stomper fart, i still flush the fart down the toilet

>>677770077
no sadly nopic
but i can tell you more

>>677769848
I'm going to pretend I didn't read this

Secret: I use to fuck a teddy bear when I was like 10

>>677770251
Please tell me more.

I once came to this site and didn't fap. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. Promise?

I regularly hook up with married men, best was sucking a guy off on his wedding day. Also I'm a guy too

>>677758418
don't do it man, trust me...

>>677770354
Gay

>>677760393
>white
dont kill yourself bro. kill some mudslimes instead. go to rojava and fight ISIS

>>677770135
I asked myself a lot.
I'm in love with him in fact
I just want to show him I'm the alpha by pounding his little ass ( even more he is feminine , pale , short etc ..).
But I don't see myself kissing him or even marry him.
it happend to me like 3 times, but never fall in love , only dominance showing

i fell in love with girls multiple time
and I'm homophobe, how it is ironic ..

Honestly u guys secrets make me feel so much better about mine, like who jerks off their friends as a kid wtf, and I thought I was weird for fucking a teddy

I know my gf is cheating on me but I never told her because it turns me on.

I want to kill al my fake friends, because they deserve to die.

>>677770494
>fucks boys
>says no homo

fucking pick one

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i do not like announcing my relationships to my loved ones and my friends. Things get complicated and i feel they barge in to much in knowing what is happening between me and my gf, i fucking regret telling my friends about my gf, and now they want to double date with me, and my girl,and we do not want to do that, we do not want to be friends to be a factor in our relationship we just want each-other, and sadly my best friend does not understand that. He is really persistent and i have been avoiding him. Also he likes to be a dick about my girl friend because our gf's are fighting for some stupid reason. he is not like this unless he is provoked, but neither me or my gf have done anything to him, unless our gfs fighting really bothers him, that much.

>>677770494
Just a question where are you from, i never understood people like you no offense how are you homophobic but actually can do things like that, is it just an act. Admittingly I like trans porn but am not homophobic nor have I ever d one anything with another guy

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ive sucked this girls sweaty toes for a whole night.

>>677768198
Best kind of trans

I just got my dick circumsized, after walking with to much foreskin for a couple a years.

The last couple of days are to be summed up with ;
Aspirin; tv and my couch

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>>677770779
will... will you suck on my footies?

>>677757518
I kill Niggers in detroit for fun
(im white and I make it look like gang violence)
15 and counting

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>>677770779
fucking nasty

>>677770555
Nice trips. Show penis

>>677770928
Log off underage faggot

I possibly have 3 sons

>>677771011
fuck off i'm 26.
I moved here after I graduated from UofM

>>677771039
greentext

>I have a massive incest fetish, but the thought of doing anything with my family repulses me
>I'm still in love with my ex girlfriend
>I get blackout drunk atleast twice a week because I feel like shit all the time.
>I also have a fetish for cutting eachother during sex that i've never managed to act on.

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>>677770928
>I kill Niggers in detroit for fun
>(im white and I make it look like gang violence)
>15 and counting

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I'm a closet crossdresser and I get jealous when I see Crossdressers posting videos on YouTube or walk in public.

>>677769422
emotionally it's very different.

I'm in love with the cutest boy ever and the happiness he brings to me was enough to make me stop feeling suicidal for the first time in my life isn't that just awesome kids???

>>677758309
my hobby was programming.. until it became my job and now I feel the same way.

>>677770928
>15 and counting

thanks for telling us your age anon

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Secretly hoping China starts human cloning for the purpose of uping the quality of the sex trade

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>>677770977

they were actually quite pleasant

>>677771179
can u be more detailed?
Do you just sort of "click" or are you just closer?
Dont u lack the excitement of screwing a stranger?

Was sleeping at my aunt's house for the weekend. I had the spare bedroom. Woke up to my younger cousin playing w her virgin pussy next to me. Me startled. She said. You don't like what you see? She took my hand and put It on her wet lil pussy. Next thing you know she's grabbing my dick. Starts sucking it. I grab her and start eating her pussy. It was amazing. We've fucked secretly for the last 14yrs. Were both married.

>>677771125
First two I'm the same, although I fucked my cousin she is a 9/10 big butt slut who gets wet like no one I've ever been with when I touch her kinda fucked the whole incest fetish out when you get the real thing, it was exactly as I expected amazing btw in ever aspect feel smell touch the fear of getting caught

>>677763634
>>677765505
>>677766110
what state are you in
you remind me of my ex

>>677770324
>Started inocently by giving massage to each other just to feel good
>more time pass, more massages become "feel less"
>find out that it becomes better around asshole and around dick
>starts touching me around dick, feel so good i'm getting a boner
>he is like "wow lol didnt expect"
>he is straigth but he want to test
>starts to touch my dick ( trough pant at this time)
>make so fuckin hard
>starts massaging (is that the english word ?) My dick head , I cum a bit
>Then he start rubbing my asshol (still trough pant) hardest boner ever get

time pass by , holidays and stuff

>next to him trough class
>school's tables are like hermeticly closed (nobody see whats happening under it )
>I touch hus asshole
>see his bone trough pant
>start pulling out his pant
>see his underwear with this pretty little hard dick
> remove it
>awesome feminine penis ( i swear lol , pretty little , no veins, little head, tight skin )
>start giving him head
> he silently moan
>I see deeply in his eyes he fucking like that
>Use other hand to rubb his asshole
>He cum
>IreallyWantToSuckHisLitlleCummyDick.png
>He does the same to me
>feeling like a bad ass with huge dick compare to him
>He like my beta sex slave
>make me cum like a good boy he is


since then we wait for the perfect moment to give hand again or even more

Once in the toilet after EP he starts to put his butt way back almost touching my dick
I decided to fucking pour his ass ( trough underwear , just my dick touching his ass) and he like that like the little whore he is

I'm waiting for the perfect moment to put my huge dick in his tight asshole saying "you feel inferior uh, scum bag"


Mfw when I want him to be my sex slave
mfw when I want to be his sex slave

I cum in your McDonald's burgers.

>>677771456
Fucking my sister has lost all emotion. It never really had much emotion to start with. We were friends as much as we were enemies, you know? Having sex was always pretty selfish of both of us.
She's obsessed with bj's and anal; so i'm a lucky guy, i guess.

Fucking my wife is very different, in the sense that i really want to please her and she really wants to please me. It's much more bonding. It has meaning.

I'm a psychopath and I have convoluted feelings not gay for my male cousin

>>677770690
I didnt fuck him, just sexy game

and i meant "I'm NOT in love with him"

>>677770763
Europe !
I think we were jist 2 hornys pre-puber boys at the time
My mind is so fucking complicated, I dont even understand myself alone
Its like civil war up there.

>>677771753
ye i imagined it to be that way.

And yes, youre a lucky sick fag. Thanks for your asnwers anon

>>677771098
How do I greentext? Not much story anyway fucked a couple girls in my teen years raw and 3 have baby boys now, did the math they have the baby about a year later, like one of the i fucked on my bday (Feb) and she had a the baby in (Nov) but she had a bf at the time. Funny thin is they are all about the same age and different ethnicities, one is black one is white/asian and one is spanish, i probably never will know if they are really mine, occasionally I see pics on Facebook that's it, i dont wanna ask

>>677771660
No State... Europe

I realy LOVE reading this thread only reson i go to /b/

>>677771692
Fucking gay u make me sick

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>>677771812
wut?

>>677771812
Go on

I feel next to no emotion, i don't remember the last time i was happy or sad or angry, i've never loved or hated anybody eithier, it's like I don't have a soul or something, nobody knows or can tell because i hide it, but despite that most people say i'm really kind and caring as i try to do right by people, but it's fake, i feel next to nothing, it's like being a fucking ghost

>>677772494
I just don't want to kill him or see him die in a since he's my Debra Morgan from Dexter? that make sense?

>>677772348
Damn :'(
I prefer girls in fact
I think it was a wrong stage of my life or something like, I was horny, feeling bad ( Got huge libido cos I started very soon around 6 ) I regret everything I did.
I stopped fapping since and I stopped porn and even 4chan since a long time cause of that .
But i'm going trough really hard time in my life right now so I like this "Welcome Home" feeling 4chan gives :/

Love u /b/ro

>>677772581
Try therapy bro it helps and unless your going to join the army or commit a murder ur good

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>>677772581
same

>>677772581
Feel you bro ..
"Some people are meant to be with people
and some others , like us , are just .. different"

>>677772802
nice Hey Arnold quote birdman

>>677772888
Glad you saw it :)

>>677772658
I get the whole guilt feeling so I'm sorry for being harsh bro you'll get through it, i felt super guilty when I started watching Tran porn suicidal even I can imagine if I had actually done something in the past I think I was kill myself, good luck anon just don't glorify your memories makes people encouraged to make the same mistakes

>>677772736
thanks bro, honestly i want to have emotions and be scared and angry and fall in love, i want to be fixed, maybe i should see a doctor
>>677772802
>>677772756
do you guys want to change or do you prefer to be this way?

>>677772635
Nope where are you from btw

>>677757518
I use to be a snake

>>677773034
eh I'm okay being this way I guess being alone is okay for me I guess the whole putting on a fake face can be tiresome

I've cheated on my gf but never to the point of penetrating another woman.
I've received oral from her and we've made out multiple times.

Everything we do has been at work.
In 2 days I plan on sucking her tits and slapping her bare ass with my dick.
In 3 days, I'm going to try anal.

I really just want to make this side girl feel pain, I don't really like her much but she's willing and keeps our shit secret.

>>677773134
I live in California that's all i'll say

Attetion top secret:
Op suck penis

When I was a young teen, I forced kisses on two of my younger cousins.

>>677771812
I'm assuming you mean psychopath in the non sociopathic sense, destructive urges and all that and dude,if you can realize that you have to get some help, i'm serious on that, it's not a crime to be the way you are, but you need therapy to prevent you from doing something that will fuck your life up big time, trust me on that

>>677773034
I think you have to go though this stage to become the strong person you are supposed to be in the future, it's like a cocoon stage and your supposed to harden your mind body and soul but also stay open, most people usually harden their emotions instead which makes them feel like they don't feel, try talking it out become vulnerable emotionally so physically mentally spiritually you may be strong, Namaste my brother I wish you all luck on your journeys

My darkest secret is i love 9gag

YYWYOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT AM I THINKING.
YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU SWINES, YOU WATCH ME ALL DAY LONG WITH YOUR CAMERAS, FUCKING PIGS, ARE YOU FEEDING ME TO A SENTIENT COMPUTER YET YOU FUCKS?

Faggot faggot faggot

>>677773028
>677773028
yeah pretty old school

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>>677773264
then it's time to put down the gun and live anon, not as a snake, but as a man

you are no longer a seed of war

>>677773559
I feel the same way like sometimes I'm being watched by someone and they know my secrets ans what I post and do

>>677757518
i was sexually harassed as a child, i havent told anyone for 16 years.. no one knows about it

>>677773458
I don't want help I see some people need to be purged anon A lot of homeless people go missing in my area wonder why?

>>677773030
Don't feel sorry bro It's okay.
past is a fatality,I can't change it :)
He gives me goods feelings, I did to him too . I try to see that lile this,just 2 man looking for pleasure.
But everyfucking time I'm on 4chan , trap's thread and gay fur are here like moaning my name ! But I resist, then I'm alive , it's a fact.
I even fellin love for an awesome pretty girl, sadly she hurts me way too much, and I'm alone right know, so here it is, talking to brothers on 4chan like good old times :)
I'm really excited to marry a girl I love and make a family with her, trying to erase the past :)

I hate those sentimental text ! Ahah

Since this girl broke my heart , I'm drinking anf smoking , trying to play a bad ass character just to comfort myself in a way like "hey you are a pure bas ass bro ! Nothing can hurt you" but deeply in my mind she left a void, the only one I loved, the only one I lost. Bye broS <3

>>677772658
Even if you prefer men you should not be feel bad. No one is bad if not straight. Maybe you want to dominate his little ass while sucking some hot chick titties huh. Nothing wrong there friend.

>>677773478
thanks anon, unfortuantely i'm 27 and while even almost dying twice in the space of a few months doesn't phaze me, i dont see that as strength, like courage isn't an absence of fear it's mastery of it, i'm not emotionally strong because i've never felt any real level of them, ever

>>677773034
I want to , but can't and its killing me , slowly but surely.
Everytime i see someone I want to fucking punch the shit out of them in their way of speaking or walking or even thinking . Or more , their way of loudly chewing .. god damn.
I see people like a huge mess of guts on legs , and I'll never stop

>>677773666
>>677773264
Satan, snake overlord and prince of darkness has free you!!

I had a dream just now about my ex. She screamed at me to get out and when I refused she burned mewith an iron. Then my alarm went off and now I feel depressed.

>>677773741
i guess thats a difference between us anon, i think you're probably a sociopath, but i'm not, i want to do right by people, i want to do the right thing, i can't look down on others or hate them, because i have no reason to

Be 4-6 years.
Sister calls me into room. gives me a "dick massage" and lets me suck on her tits.
Grow up.
Feel raped.

>>677774232
perhaps we're more alike than you realize anon just different end games with the same goal in mind

>>677773785
Ahahayour sentence made me laugh
deeply inside me I'm 200% straight , nazi and homophobic , but It was like .. se easy to have pleasure with him , and he is the kind of guy being a douche with everyone , so being able to make him feel inferior was great.

but I like women

god damn my head.
I hate men , I mean ,no sexual interest with their capilosity and more
But a "feminine men" is already less terrible .

I need to think about myself more and more, alone on a rock, next to grand canyon I think

>>677774502
i wouldn't feel bad about killing a homeless guy, but i wouldn't feel good or proud of it either, the way i see it if i can help him it's better, why make others lives bad or cause harm, that said thats just a moral code i guess, and by that logic killing murders and stuff would be helping, but i don't think it's right to be judge jury and executioner either

>>677774594
I'm going to let you know you ARE in fact gay you ARE a HOMOSexual and the homophobe thing is your way of coping with the fact you did that, you like women because biologically your supposed to but you're more turned on with men, i have a degree in psychology