if this gets interest i'll greentext

dubber dub

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>>677757400
fuckin winrar

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>>677757400

Trips!!

fiddlly fuckin come on guys

greentext u cunt.
also SATANIC TRIPS

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show me the pussy

>>677757474
looks much better in the original pic

trips nigga

>>677757218
roll

>>677757218
eat the pussy like a watermelon

Rolling for 333

>>677757218
Roll

Go ahead and green text

>>677757218
Why the fuck is nobody rolling

>>677759935
because she's not worth it

>>677757218
Roll

Win

>>677760693
Not quite pal

I won

>>677757218
trips baby

Role

Watch how these are done trips you fucking newfags

also green text the story

Wanna go for quads for everything

>>677757218
Check em

look at these trips op

>>677761626
Close

>>677761660
Re roll

Did we give up

Rollin for that kitty kat

Green text ffs!...

I want some green text too

>>677757218
rolling for effect

common trips baby!!

>be me 19
>out to one of my first college parties
>drinks flowing, dancing, bonfire-esqe party
>see this girl just chilling not really bothering anyone
>shes doesn't look like she's having too much fun
>go up to her and drop the best pickup line NA (I shit you not)
>"hey you like peanut butter?"
>'uh, i guess'
>"wanna fuck?"
>she laughs pretty hard, ice has been broken hard
>ends up living a couple miles from my house
>shiieeetnigger.jpg
>go out to her house way in the country of GA
>her ripped dad answers the door all meth'd out of his brain
>most inbred, redneck, fetal alcohol motherfucker i've ever seen
>he lets me in and is pretty chill just fucked up in the head
>she has a 8 year old little brother in the room next to hers while we fuck
>pretty weirded out but doesnt matter had sex
>she ends up being a nasty fuck, like grade A
>solid 8.7/10
>gotta keep slammin this bitch
>things go alright I guess for a couple months
>she turns out to be a total fucking nutter butter
>cuts herself that type shit
>tells me she was raped and manually gave herself an abortion

more? waiting for trips

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>>677762974
also whaddya think of short hair vs long hair, Long hair is a better handle for fucking tho. Here's her with long.

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>be me, 22
>7/10 at best
>knew this girl's brother, pretty good friends
>she's always wearing tight tank tops with no bra when I come over
>hot as fuck
>want to fuck her but it would make it awkward between me and her brother
>she always seems to be accidentally bending over in front of me, or showing cleavage
>one day i'm at their house, her brother goes to the bathroom leaving me with her
>she comes on to me hard until he comes back

cont.

>>677757218
fuckin roll

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>>677763236
>waiting for opportunity to fuck her
>one day, come over, she lets me in
>brother isn't there
>she tells me to wait outside her room
>waiting.jpg
>finally calls me to come inside her room
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>677763166
dubs check em
WINRAR

>>677762974
you are an idiot

>>677762974
>idk what to believe about the rape, whether true/fake or just attention whoring
>she's also a huge nympho, sex non stop. we fucked 6 times one day because boredwhynot
>anyway, college is going good for me, she's a waitress at waffle house (lol)
>have a pretty sweet IT job lined up on night shift for cash in the pocket
>one day she calls me and is desperate for my help
>I go to her house asap and see all her shit out on the porch
>dad yelling, she's obviously bruised from some beating
>turns out she had been stealing from work to buy shitty Dollar Tree dxm
>mfw.jpg
>I take her shit to her friends house an all her shit
>talk to her like you can't do this shit etc i wont be around it no matter the pussy slaying
>she nods, I go to work
>get a call from her dad that she's in the hospital
>she's overdosed on xans
>she stays in the hospital overnight
>goes to mental hospital cuz she was talking dumb shit plus visible scars
>3 days pass no word
>she comes home blaming me for her insecurities
>she "says" that she found another guy at the mental hospital
>mental hospital
>she says she wants me more than him
>I brush it off as her being mental
>pussy mad good that night
>the next day I get a text from my little bro
>she has texted him asking if he wants a 3some with me and her
>mfw.jpeg
>he says no because he's 14 (because he is)
>call her up and say hey what the fuck
>she responds that she wants a new experience
>idgaf
>tell her to get her other slightly less hot friend in on it not my little brother
>few hours pass
>she asks me to meet her at said friends house

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>>677763419
"mfw.jpeg"

>>677763302
wow haven't read any of those in a Long time, thanks bro

moar of your story muthafucka

really hoping that pussy has shaggy bedhead like OP

>>677763419
check these trips tho

Not bad OP, not bad

But stay away from these mad bitches, trust me, no pussy is worth it

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>>677763419
>the 3some goes well, but notice something's off
>she seems a little fucked up, slurring words, stumbling, ask here what she's taken
>she told me like 20 of her anti-depressants and like 5 shots of tequila
>whatareyoucrazywhatareyououttayourmind.jpeg
>oh yeah, she is.
>she gets crazy sick, starts vomiting everywhere and eyes rolling back in her head
>fuck this shit i'm out, at least make sure her friend can watch her
>go home, get drunk, get sufficiently stoned, not much sleep that night
>call her all the next day
>no answer
>end up leaving a voicemail and text letting her know that I'm not her babysitter and when she gets her life together then she can come talk to me
>no answer on anything
>get a call from my brother saying she wants to fuck him
>told him she's all yours
>he turned her down
>20 yr old girl rejected by 14 yr old
>thats my fuckin bro for you
>phone erupts hot lava from her blowing it up so much
>like inhibiting me from working and all that shit
>ignore and put phone on silent
>come home from work 3:30 am
>see her walking out of my house
>the fuck did you just do bitch
>she starts screaming and rambling about loads of clinically insane people shit
>"my fault that she got raped"
>"my fault she had to get an abortion"
>"my fault she has no friends"
>"my fault she was beaten by her dad"
>literally speechless
>ask her to leave, then tell her to leave
>block her on every social media and change phone number next day
>get a call from my roommate saying cops are at the house
>they show up to my class at school and pull me out
>"sir we had a tip that you buy and sell cocaine and that you have some at your dorm"
>this bitch literally called the cops and said I deal coke from a college dorm
>explain the whole situation to the cops, brother has proof she was going to do that because she told him through facebook
>dropped that bitch like a sack of bricks

OP here. Here's my story.

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with.
>In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>677764636
long story short. never stick your dick in crazy, no matter the pussy.

>>677763236
>>677763236
>>677764636
>>677764767
this is her

She kinda looks crazy too

>>677764767
Yeah but, thats some next level crazy bitch, I would have left fucking waaaaay before.

whats her number.

Henry Rollins for ass and puss

>>677765416
re-rawlin

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gaaaaaaary

>>677765526
Haha! Gary!

Why no trips yet

we still need those trips to conclude this

>>677766066
why no tits yet?

>>677764767
we need more OP

>>677766326
See
>>677763236
>>677757498
>>677757474

>>677766985
we also need pussy

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>>677767340

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>>677767340
for sticking around i guess

>>677767513
we need more ass

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>>677768132
Thanks OP. Ur the best. Also with panties?

>>677764636
mad jelly about the sex tough! shit sounded cash

>>677768254
wish i could help you there, lost most of all my pics of her when i dropped my phone about 3 years ago. sorry man

>>677767475
nice op!