I hope someone is retarded enough to try this

>>677756881
i know right. FREE HIGH. why dont more people do it?

waiting for retards to start dying

Bump for an hero

safer way for an oxygen high is to use a bicycle pump to pump air straight to your asshole. There it will be absorber straight through the mucous membrane of your butt

Just tried it. Didn't last very long but it made me real giggly. Thanks OP.

Encouraging people to do something that you know will kill them is utterly vile, even by /b standards. Go fuck yourself, you maggot.

Holy shit, just tried it, fucking amazing thanks for the tip bud.

>>677756881
You are evil.

Protip: If you can't find your vein, inject it straight into your jugular (no, not your wind pipe. Where your pulse is.) Keep a cotton bud handy to stop the bleeding after.

>>677757286
Ain't baitin' me nigger

>>677757286
Hi newfag

Shit. I can't get a syringe. How do I make a homemade one?

>>677756881
Op plz that will kill me how fucking dumb you think I am?

>>677757707
Bad idea. It should be sterile, or you'll get an infection and lose your arm or something.

>>677757165
>>2016
>>Not blowing fuckloads of air up your ass before going out for friendship-ruining fart opportunities.

Seriously though, guys. Don't do this. I'm a drug counselor at a prison. You know why in the movies doctors always hold a syringe upright, tap the tip a few times and then squirt some out? They're trying to remove all the air.
Air in your bloodstream creates what is called an "embolism." Basically, it goes straight to your heart and hyper-oxegenates your blood. When that shit hits your brain, you get fucking retardedly high for hhours. That's why physicians make sure to never inject air.

TL;DR: Don't do it. The high is so good, even heroin doesn't compare. I can 100% guarantee that if you bang a fat air pocket one time, you'll never do dark again.

>>677757707
Slice your vein open and blow into it

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>>677756881

>>677757870
I don't think that would work.

I just did it. Hmm, I really don't feel a high or anything, but I do feel some fatigue. I think I'm gonna lie down and rest.

>>677757830
You're retarded. It will cause an embolism but it won't make you high. It'll just kill you quickly and painfully.

>>677757830
3ml or less is ok, then the high is only brief.

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>>677757286
Oh, child.

>>677757870
Underrated post

>>677757830
Top kek

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>>677757974

Oh boy, you will rest alright

>>677756881
During my army medic training we have more than a couple people get full fucking IV lines of air injected into their veins and besides some slight discomfort, it takes way more than a syringe full of air to cause an air embolism that would kill anyone.

so try this or don't, either way you're retarded, but you won't die.

>>677757974
RIP in fuck, there goes one stupid

>>677757974
RIP

>>677757974
Strange reaction; most people get high and delirious.

>>677757830
It's fun to murder strangers with a blood clot, huh, loser?

>>677758372
>army medics accidentally inject people with air
These are the people defending our country.

>>677758042
>>Pfizer shill trying to keep us all hooked on painkillers.

Native shamen have been using this natural method of vision questing for thousands of years, you racist piece of shit.
Why do you think they were called "Wind-Talkers?"

Go back to school and learn your fucking history, Doctor Dipshit.

>>677758372
Yeah, air embolism is basically a meme used to scare nurses into doing their job properly.

>>677758796
You lost me

>>677758496
Because normal people have rigs laying around.

The only people who have any chance of dying doing this are junkies, and I inadvertently kill way more of them just by being a shitty drug counselor than I could ever do on /b/.

>>677759000
In saying this though, I'm pretty sure you will still get an oxygen high.

>>677759126
this guy :I

>>677756881
Air embolism above ~250 ccs can kill. Don't be an idiot.

>>677758675
It was during AIT where we were training to become medics. Obviously people fuck up and do stupid shit and not everyone makes the cut.

If you've only set an IV line less than a handful of times, it's easy to forget to make sure to drain the line of air before you attach the catheter.

Fellow airhead reporting in.

I used it to quit heroin.

Just in case - doing this kills you, very painfully.

>>677760251
Mustard gas

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>>677757933

This will quite literally kill you.

>>677756881
Instead of a heroin injection, you can give yourself an an heroing injection!

Brilliant, OP!

>>677758372
>American education

>>677756881
How the fuck are you meant to capture air in a syringe?

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Just gonna say this;
People in threads like these WILL try to kill you. Air high or whatever bullshit does not exist. Anons are samefagging and lying to encourage you to do something that might kill you.

>>677760905
Pull back the plunger?

>>677756881
Even better: try sniffing sugar up nose. Wat better than cocain.
TOPKEK

>>677757286
I genuinely laughed.
You crossed the line twice with that comment there.
Underrated post, upvote, and all that jazz.

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>>677760944
Shut the fuck up faggot
i bet you don't even air high
feels fucking good man

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>>677756881
topkek, it will create air bubbles in your bloodstream and it will kill you when they reach your brain, because its pure oxygen

>>677760957
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>677761119
What's up with these fucking kids on /b/ nowadays. inject piss onto your veins it would do good for your genepool fucker

>>677760944
yes cause anyone stupid enough to try this is fully deserving of all the rights and responsibilities of an hero

What do if can't stop bleeding? ;_;

>>677756881
Rip op

>>677756881

You know you're gonna need more than just one syringe full of air to actually kill someone right?

I tried just a little bit and my arm instantly went numb, no high yet. It's actually quite painful :(

>>677756881
That's the whole reason I don't do heroin, because it feels so nice and there's no need to destroy myself

>>677761350
This is a tutorial on getting high, not on an heroing.

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>>677756881
Its because of the nitrogen in the air
When it meets your blood, it goes under pressure and becomes nitrus oxide (NO2)
aka laughing gas

The more you know

>>677761583
Just noz it then faggot

>>677761400
No shit. U done goofed

>>677757286
THIS
Go and fuckyourself retarted nigger faggets

>>677761400
Kinda funny if true, which I doubt.

Get yourself to a doctor if you're serious.

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>>677756881

OH LAWD AIR IS CHEAPER THAN DRUGZ

I NOW INJECT A KILOWATERMELON OF FUCKIN' AIR INTO MY BLACK ARM

I'M STONED HAR HAR HO HO HO

>>677762124
try jenkem also its da good shiet
last time i huffed jenkem it made me hallucinate about da kangs in egypt dude like my ancestors smh

>>677762296
Why not both?

>>677761400
>>677762099
^^^

>>677761119
it's called a "joke" newfag

Right air bubbles in the blood stream is always healthy.

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>>677758136
Thats not even gross