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>>677755602

>>677755602
There are two others bitch

Yay

I magically summon bananas

>>677756780
BvS isn't even a bad movie, and the reviews are completely reactionary. To what? I'm not exactly sure.

>>677757065
which one is op?

>>677756905

that's just kind of sad.

>>677756927

idk why but i fucking kekd

>>677756953

dude wtf that kid just watched a bunch of anime and thought that shit would work


fucking kek

>>677756905
jameswhite is my nigga

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>>677755602
I am of communication of reality/life of:_{-\_ picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way /":-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States /":-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 /" of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 /":-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 /":-/} of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer /":_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section /":-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force /":-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way /":-_ of since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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>>677756977

what a dumb fucking idiot

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underrated post

>>677757310


nice. kekd

>>677756342
Ouch right in the feels...

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>>677758259

　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　　,_'ｒｰ冖￢ー-､_¨'ー-､_
　 　 　 　 　　　　　　,／　 　_＿_ 　 　 └-､ 　 ´`ｰ-､_
　 　 　 　 　 　 　 ／!-‐:.;'´:.:.:.:.:.:i:.¨'ｰ､ 　 　L.　　　　　`ー-､_
　 　 　 　 　 　　〔／:.:／:.:.:./:.:.l:.:.|:.:.:.:.:.:＼　 　!　　　 　 　 ／
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　 　 　 　__　 /:.:.:.::/:.:_;.-;'_:／/:.:.:l:__:.:.:i:.:.:.:.:ﾍ　 ｣　 /‐'´
　 　　　/､ヽ７!:.:.:.:.l_:.: イ／` ｲ:／´､:.:ヽ!:.:.ﾉ:.:.|　〕 ｲ　　Did someone say desu?
　 　 　 l､ ヽ |_l:.:.l:.:l:| i f:ｔ¨ｘ／´　,.二'.ー|´:.:.:.:l　!:.:.:!　　'Cuz I think I heard someone say
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　 　 　 　 　ヽ　 　 　l'＼　 l 丿　 　／´７　　/l＿:.:.:l:.:.ヽ
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　 　 　 　　,｣､ 　 Lｲ: : ﾍヽ._／７´!ー;'-┘/ {l}: : : : :ト､:.:.:.:.＼
　 　 　, ﾍ/:ゝ.二¨｣: : : : ﾍﾍ　 / {|l　/ 　 / ｛l}: : : : : : : ＼:.:.:.:.
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>>677757439
kek

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>>677758414
Desu?

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>>677757172
please explain this to me

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>>677758414

>>677757617
Lost

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on

I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on

I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on

Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

>>677756342
lost way to hard

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>>677758334
>>677758414
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>>677758701
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little 'DESU' and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the pictures. Those "epic" DESU pics, right? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a single character from a battle manga. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "DESU DESU DESU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be

>>677758550
the first guy jumping over the chasm is Bear Grylls. he had his own show about how to survive in the wilderness. second clip was that same area and showed just how close he was to civilization all along.

>>677756606
What's funny about eggs and ketchup?

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>>677758814
What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

>>677757703
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>>677758383
Mom must have a teen pregnancy fetish.

>>677756730
I pretty much saw a bitch drive like this and almost hit 2 cyclists in the process

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>>677759001
The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

>>677758383
There are two thing wrong with this
1 his mum is ok with him having sex

2 his mum just gave him a poped condom and told him to use it

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>>677757238
top kek

>>677756548
Get the fuck out if here Jim.

Just kidding, give me a shirt

>>677756767
lost

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>>677757238
that's priceless

>>677757065
That one in the glasses at the end reminds me of a fucking skeleton

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>>677758891
Thats pop corn
>>677756606

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>>677756767
im fucking gone

>>677758891
It's popcorn, actually.

>>677757703
Isn't there some kind of fire code against having that many betas in a room?

>>677759645
I lost. What a dick.

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>>677756730
Fucking lost holy shit

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>>677758414
..........no

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>>677756905
We'll die together baby

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>>677758259
I'm ok with this

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>>677757065
fuck this makes me feel so much better about my attention deficit disorder.

>>677759030
top kek
got sauce?

>>677758070
Lost

I love that look the dog gives him after the first toss

>>677757645
This dude cropped her out and posted in the comments ahah guts

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The Desu went down to 4chan. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."

Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in 4chan and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.

The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.

When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:

"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

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This makes me want to get cancer

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>>677756855

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Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt Desu
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blumenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück, Desu
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt: Desu
Schon beim ersten Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an, Desu
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt: Desu

I love how an oldfag made a "old school 4chan meme" thread and now the newfags spam desu.

>>677757417
Was that a child they put in or a animal?

>>677760845
Child

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>>677760788
That's a whole lot of butthurt I'm hearing.
Post desu receive desu.

>>677760017
FUCKING LOST LMFAO!!!!

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>>677759814


Did you seriously reply to tell him that

like nobody can fucking see that

>>677757703
THIS ISN'T A FUCKING CRINGE THREAD

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>>677761034

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>>677761298

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>>677761433
>>677761482

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>>677761590
>>677761590

>>677758550
bear grylls was trying to act like he was crossing some super dangerous cavern, when really it was a stable little crack in the earth he easily couldve walked around.

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>>677761716
~desu
~deSU
~DESU
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>>677761981
I can't find any of my desu

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>>677762095
>>677735266
Drink up desu.

>>677756342
The absolute madmen

>>677757439
Oh action reply that's why we love you.

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>>677760473
Naw dude, sorry. got it from here

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>>677757902
>mfw i realize my body type is a barrel chest

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>>677762946

>>677761023
>ue)1
If it survived I hope they took that child away from them so at least it had a chance to grow up

>>677761176
>like nobody can fucking see that
Let me explain it for the special needs area. Try looking at it from a phone.

>>677757065
How is this funny? Are you sitting their, laughing and thinking "Lol, they are disabled"?

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>>677763109
Nothing wrong with that

>>677760781
NO, just go and kill yourself

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>>677755602
OC kindof. Didn't want to re-type it.

>>677757624
Anyone have the one where he flies off? I love that.

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>>677763929
desu
desu desu
desu
desu
desu
desu
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>>677756967
I guess you're not very critical when it comes to things. I'm sure you love Michael Bay.

>>677756855
That fucking name almost got me omfg

>>677757065
This ain't funny. Just some disabled people enjoying baseball.

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>>677757617
Hey look, they predicted the new Ghostbusters movie.

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>>677764724

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>ITT some newfag went to knowyourmeme and read about desu, thought it was funny and is now posting it like it's applicable or funny anymore.

>>677762095
Probably because it's not 2006 anymore

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>>677756953
Lol that bitch going in for the close up after he's down. Money shot!

>>677758865
>>677761819
I don't think he ever claims to be in danger or anything. He just shows survival techniques.
That one was pretty ridiculous.

>>677760686
That's offensive.

>>677763571
yes

>>677763771
That picture is bro-science tier. Some parts are just bullshit.

>>677765137
>Some

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>>677764132
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>>677758334
Thanks for turning me into a fucking weaboo.

All those desus adding more images to the limit without making any real contribution...

>>677765290
more of these please

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>>677765341
Thanks desu~

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>>677765341
How did it turn you into a weeb?

Are you obsessed with japanese culture now?

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>>677755602
Anonymous desires the rebrand it so desperately needs. Now is the time:
>Let's create a giant gay human centipede.
>Each and every single anon fucks the ass of the anon in front of him and behind you another anon is fucking your ass.
>Millions of anons all united, dick-in-butt. As the mass media broadcasts our glorious feat, we chant:
>We Are Not Anonymous
>We Are Faggots
>We Do Not Use Condoms
>We Do Not Pull Out
>Assfuck Us
The entire world will know we mean business this time.

>tl;dr you're all faggots

>>677763571
that's sad but there are a bunch of 13 year brats browsing this board actually. And you can usually easily spot them.

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>>677765341
>>>

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>>677765415
He read about the Desu raids on Knowyourmeme and thinks it's still applicable, give him a break he's new.

>>677756953
At least the other dude recognized it was in poor form to beat up a NEET and walked away after

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>>677765341

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>>677765341
>>677765629
one can only hope

>>677757065
How is this even funny???? I hate it when men think their humor is superior.

>>677756953
> guy gets bullied by nignog
> goes to /r9k/ to ask for help
> just stand up to him

... this is what happens.

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>>677765800
Desu or Banana.
The choice is yours.

>>677763571
>sitting their
are you disabled?

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>>677766041
Triggered

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>>677766207
check em faggot

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>>677766255
We have a winrar over here

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>>677766207
Hey how you choose to spend your free time is your buisness, if it involves spamming pictures on threads on an image board that only last an hour tops that's. ...that's very sad acualy, you poor man.

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>>677766207
and to think I believed in you

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Well if we are just shit posting I'm going to post furry.

Buckle up desu you are in for a wild ride.

>>677759030
All she has to do is take her knickers off to escape.

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>>677766368
Screw it.
Desu 2.0

>>677765629
What game is this

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>>677766368

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haha, gary

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>>677766461
This is new desu.
Desu don't mind, along as we crush
>le epic memers
>12 yearl olds
>pure shit posts

>>677765914
I'll never see stocking my fridge the same way again, it will be more fun now

>>677757196
Gets me every time.

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>>677763997
So it's true that fraternity's are made up of the worst people on earth.

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>>677766988
absolute win

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>>677766988

gaaaaary

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Alright I'm done

>>677766913
It wasn't the greatest experience. I think I got kicked out or excommunicated or whatever they call it because I spent my time in the library rather than at their stupid parties.

>>677767114
I just went to a non US university. The closest thing we had to a fraternity was the drinking club.

>>677758571
autistic fuck

>>677757645
would move cities and/or shoot myself after that

>>677767244
That would have been better. These guys were 24/7 douchebags. Most of them should have failed out their freshman year.

>>677757617
Lozle

>>677765137
Nah

>>677756767
holy fuck, best I've seen in a looooooooong time

>>677763256
It doesn't have a chance anyway. It was born a nigger.

>>677766517
Europe Simulator 2016
Can't you read?

My girlfriend was giving me signals to fuck all night but i was too drunk to notice and she only decided to tell me when she had to leave. I fucking hate you all.

>>677767623
eat nuts

>>677760845
eh, same thing.

>>677767679
nigger

>>677765024
I want to get inside it.

>>677757808
Gold. Can't wait to do this to some faggot with spacers. Fucking fags.

>>677761590
What's a desu is it another loli fetish?

>>677769494
>>677735266
Arm up for the desu purge.

Glory to desu. banish all undesu.

>>677769494
The newest of the newfags are here

>>677757044
Underaged post

>>677760363
Carl dies in s07e01

>>677757065
this is not funny guys *raises fist angrily in the air, eyes glowing red*

>>677765197
lost at sea snipper

>>677766041
low quality b8

>>677757172
this fake fuck came to my home town and was like ill survive here cause im a g. when really thats just some lava feilds just outside of town. literally 20 mins from my house.

>>677758550
gills is a fake fgt that comes to hawaii and acts like he is surviving when he is just outside of town. didnt even go on any real hikes

>>677757747
Nein o'clock

>>677757417
classic nig nog move. try to kill a small child for the payout, fail and just run around like retards

>>677757581
Fuck off moon niggers

>>677757238

Oy vey

>>677759158
I'm just going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this is bait.