>>677753640

fkn ae bruh shits def not cash

why so early op... oh wait..

whose drinking?

Hamilton reporting in

wtf fam

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>>677753640
faggots

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North shore reporting in, anyone near the mall?

>>677754209
evening fellow hamfag

sup?

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>>677754682
Did this bitch get a nosejob or something? something just seems off

>>677754682
fuck off talla

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>>677755991
dunno m8

>>677756173
Fair enough

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Where's all the Lacey love at?

DG still lurk?

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>>677756900
Nah DG left after Goofbro left. in fact most cool ppl left after nudes fags cancer'd the place up

>>677753640
Fuck the man and his dls ending bullshit. I was up at five am this morning. That's indecent

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>>677756900
Nope

fucking dark at 7pm this is bs

>>677757716
ikr

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>>677757633

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Best movie from NZ

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>>677757964

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anyone want to come watch chinese cartoons with me?

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sitting on a mountain of weed and might suck a cock stonight, chch fag reporting in

>chick i know

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>>677758497

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>>677758835

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Evening

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>>677758930

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>>677759047

>>677758930
????????????????????????????

Dunners reporting, bruh

Nelson here

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>>677753640
Link me in I'm lazy

Kura repooting in.

>>677759549
Fuck off Dai, you arrogant pygmy

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>>677758811
Suck on a joint first

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Should I Travel to the North Island or the South for holiday?

Dunners reporting.

Treads are getting mad early now. What is going on?
>>677755666
Nobody checked these digits? Howay, lads.
>>677759497
Evening, mate. What's new?

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Auckland reporting

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>>677758811
Joshie????
Chch-kid checking in

>>677759688
>>677759688
that"s no way to speck to a man with i tie
also did you call me a goat

>www.youtube.com watch?v=d-rEx-s291g

>>677758811
also you selling? lol

>>677760146
Chubby asian dyke/10, would molest on the new trains

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>>677758811
I'll let you give me a bj m8
>no homo

>>677759960
Hey, man!
Nah nothing new with me, you know how it is!
And you?

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chch reporting in.

I'm sick of this fucking country.

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>>677760872
I heard the sand countries are nice this time of year.

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>>677760838
>newflag

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>>677761025
;)

>>677760838
Why so many of us chch fags around recently
Hows it bruh

>>677760872
So is every other peraon who isn't a fucking indian, hate those slimy brown cunts

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hamilton reporting in folks


bought one of these today

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>>677761128
I've been around for a while. Probably because there's nothing to do in this shithole.

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>>677753640
I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tinye metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/fro machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_

>>677760756
Likewise, because you too know how it is!
Just been killing time, trying to stay up one and a half days to fix my sleeping pattern again.

Add dannye west on facebook, worth a kek or two xx

>>677761274
>Can you get an amen
Yes you can. Chch is bland and the one faggot on here from chch with all the bud has gone walk abouts, the mofo

>>677761369
Yeah mate, we both know how it is
Shit, feeling it yet?

>>677756671
she's getting quite tubby lately

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daily kaity b nudes request

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>>677762650

>>677762172
How's the usual going for you, eh?
Fuck, I was feeling it ages ago. You get beyond that point and just get all slow-burning, if you know what I mean.

>>677753640
Daylight savings is just a government mandated bedtime. Be glad that it is gone and our bodies can readjust to the natural cycles of the sun.

>>677762924
Agreed, means the government can get more hours of out of us. I hate it.

>>677762774
Nah I'm alright man, assessments keep me busy
I dunno, I've never made it much past 1 day no sleep, I sorta get what you mean though, man

>>677763095
The biggest thing that gets me about daylight savings is during daylight savings people just fucking love it. They go on and on about how there is more sunshine in the evening and they can get so much more done. But have they ever thought about just getting out of bed an hour earlier in the fucking morning. Seriously, how fucking dense can these people be.

>>677763269
You still getting through them alright?
I'm not tired or anything, but I've got no energy now. Just cruising along at bare minimum until I do call it a night.

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Cuckland reporting. This thread so far is cancer as. Good work whan

>>677763490
You know it! Getting good marks too, fuckin' good as
Ah yeah, that's me after a day, it's a pretty average feeling

Nelson green anyone?

>>677758811
post more i know her

>>677759524
Nelson represent

>>677753640
Why don't people just go to bed 1 hour earlier the night before? This shit happens every year. Twice even. It's not a surprise.

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>tfw at university dying of loneliness mixed with shitty courses

>>677764686
What uni?

>>677762349
Yea but shes got nice tits

>>677764686
D'awwww anon where you at?

>>677764866
do they still look as good though? we havent seen any nudes of chubby lacey to confirm this

>>677765149
Sadly you are right

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[email protected] for hawkes bay nudes

>>677765236
I concur Mr Horse.

>>677754682
kek same fucking no life faggot. Can't have a NZ thread without seeing this shitty picture from over a year ago with the name spelled wrong.
>inb4 your no life basement dweller
>lives with parents
>its a meme
HAHAHAHAHA retard

>>677756671
why the fuck you posting whales m8

>>677759792
South island. We have banjos and loose women

>>677756671
post moar chubbies

>>677765371
Here have a (You). You seem lonely, anon.

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>>677765371
>from over a year ago
is it hard for you to read faggot?
it's a meme and as always, stay mad kiddo

>>677763887
Hey, that's cool! Good onya.
Yeah, you know it. Just one of those things though.

>>677759792
Neither. They're both shit. Go to the south south island. There's polar bears and shit.

>>677765593
no need to even look at that feral pic so why would i bother with the timestamp.
And plz explain to me how it's a meme then ? seeing as you are so retarded and just copy pasting ?

>>677765596
Cheers matey
This week's chill too, it's "self-directed learning" week, kek
Yeah man, sure is. Won't be here for long tonight then I'd imagine?

I have beersies. I probably shouldn't have bought beersies. I'm just gonna end up playing hearthstone drunk, sending my ex a picture of my cock then pass out with my diddle in my hand and porn looping at full volume.

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>>677765733
fucking hell how new are you fgt?

>>677764862
>>677764948
Victoria.
Sorry for the late reply, but my laptop died so I'm using my desktop and I'm not used to the large screen so I don't notice the red exclamation mark.
Also, "d'aaaaaw" makes my heart melt <3

>>677753640
i will assasinate john key. john key is more fucked up than rotten belly button lint

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>>677765733
what is your definition of a meme then you autistic cuck?

>>677765906
He appeared about 3 weeks ago whining about the same shit, so that new.

>>677765984
You missed an s in assassinate. Remember, if you want to murder use double asses.

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>>677766028

>>677765783
>self-directed slacking
Nah, you'll stay true and actually work on it, I know.
Gotta be here long haul for the bants, mate. I'll be here for a while though, really.

>>677765999
Checked

>>677766146
Summer never ends on /b/ Anon.

>birthday in less than 15 days
>turning 21
>absolutely no plans other than smoking a half oz over the course of 4-5 days

wat do guys

>>677766154
Hahah mate, I don't wanna say you're wrong, but you might be!
Yeah for sure. Trade up that tea for some coffee for the night

>>677766224
Invite me around and we'll clear that hOz up in an evening

http://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-daily-news/news/78554018/covert-photographer-takes-photos-of-girls-at-centre-city-mall-in-new-plymouth

who did it? I know it was one of you perves

>>677766427
>http://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-daily-news/news/78554018/covert-photographer-takes-photos-of-girls-at-centre-city-mall-in-new-plymouth
probs some nudes fag cancer m8

>>677766307
where abouts are you at?

>>677766224
Your 21st is meant to be a big deal, mate, so I hope you get up to something. I'm not an ideas man though.
>>677766287
Nah, nah. nah. Maybe. But I hope not, for your sake.
Already on the tea though. It's loyal to me and I to it, for it has seen me through darker times than now!

>>677766224
location?

>>677765942
D'awww you make my heart melt anon
You got steam anon? Jam anything?

Aww shuit I beached az bro

>>677766515
Auckland

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>>677766506
>http://www.stuff.co.nz/taranaki-daily-news/news/78554018/covert-photographer-takes-photos-of-girls-at-centre-city-mall-in-new-plymouth
>Shares it over facebook.
What a fucking dumb cunt.

Oamaru reporting in

>>677766521
3 assessments due next week, already started 2, working on one at the minute, I'm good, fam!

>Tea is loyal
>Be like Tea
Nah the tea's alright, though!

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>>677766624
At least post the whale bro

>>677766549
hamilton mayn

>>677766521
yea i know, best mate "too poor" to come up from nelson for it, parents "too poor" to do anything, so looks like i'll be on my own

>>677766642
hamilton mayn

>>677766789
Strip club. Offer the strippers weed. Get fucked. Happy birthday bjs Anon.

>>677766614
Sure, I just always like to use a random site as a proxy though because it tends to get messy sharing contact details on 4chan what with people trying to intercept and all.
Go onto https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23LewdERP&server=rizon.mibbit.org with whatever username and I'll PM you.

>>677766898
can't afford it mayn, i'm poor as fuck

>>677766642
Where in aucks?

>>677766905
Before you "I'm not clicking that shit nigger" mibbit is just an IRC client. It's safe.

>>677766977
Put grams in their pussy instead of money

>>677767041
Roskillish

>>677766751
See? You're way onto it, no slacking to be found.
It's my greatest ally, mate! But coffee is alright too, I did drink it for a bit.
>>677766789
I'll buy you a pizza. Sound good? Happy birthday.

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>>677756671
All we have is the same shit posted over and over again.

>>677767146
Did you just admit to drinking coffee?
Race traitor!

>>677767088
i really don't wanna waste weed on some strippers overused pussy

>>677767146
sure man, except i'd have to give out my address

>>677767109
isnt that where all the cucks live?

>>677767260
Just get a pick up from a store nearby. No address necessary

>>677767109
Kura

>>677767336
It's where all the Asians live so yes.

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>>677753640
>Christchurch

How are we tonight fam

>>677767381
Used to live there. And in Rewa. Was on Porchester Rd

>>677753640
Howic reporting in

anyone else got fucking 8am lectures tomorrow ?

>>677767422
Hungry horny thirsty and hungry again.

>>677767460
MIT at 8am

>>677767453
Like 2mins walk from there

>>677767551
I can satisfy.. but you gota make the sammich after sex

>>677767460
I've got 8am work.

Enjoy it while you can faggot. Life's all downhill mate.

>>677767698
>8am work

Peasant

>>677767674
I make the sammich during the fucks anon

InverVegas fag here

Anyone got those DaniElle nudes from Invers that were going around for a while? Shes in a lesbo relationship with one of my work mates.

The fap would be cash

>>677767232
But after I went black I still came back.
>>677767260
We could work it out. Anyway, you've got 15 days to come up with something better than eating pizza for your 21st!

>>677767758
Then whats keeping you?

Shoulda been here yesterday

>>677767839
i really doubt i'm going to figure anything out between now and then, atm all i've got planned is a whole lot of weed and various movie marathons

>>677767907
Been busy fucking chubby chicks and eating sammiches.

>>677768092
Sounds like a mean plan but not for 21st

tips to pickup asians at uni?

>>677768092
Well think about what you want to order then

>>677767383
lots of pajeet poo in loos? or spring roll chinky chinks?

>>677768322
Be a loser who can't get a white girl.

>>677768322
start off by prepping their bulls. after a year or two you should be in there

>>677768322
be white with bigger than asian penis

>>677768371
It's a mix. I think I'm the only white person on my street. It's mostly chickity china the chinese chicken. Pretty cute uni chinks around me though.

>>677766224
M/f?

>>677767698
you cant go downhill from the bottom nigga

>>677766224
i am just 21 and i didnt do shit

it will be fine just hang with any freinds you can

>>677768322
Learn Mandarin.

Anyone from westside? Henderson/Ranui/Swanson?

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>>677768589
>I think I'm the only white person on my street

this is not what Hitler died for

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>>677768650

>>677767146
More boredom than anything, it gives me something to do other than Youtube
You're English, can hardly expect you to dislike it! Nah both are good, tea wasn't as bad as I expected

I'm still here OA

>>677768740
I don't think it would be much different if he'd have won. We'd just be overrun by Japs instead of Chinese.

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>>677768740
I miss him

>>677768740
>Stop at largest local bus stop on way to town
>20 people get on
>1 white guy
>key plz

>>677768589
>chickity china the chinese chicken

Nice BNL reference bruh.

>>677769053
>walk through central auckland
>going from AU to AUTU
>see chingchongs letting child shit in the open
>nearly lose my shit

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Sup cunt nuggets

>>677768736
Na but south

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>>677769066
Want some scooby snacks to go with the chicken?

>>677769256
been running around robbing banks?

>>677768854
Yeah, fair cop. If you're gonna kill the time, may as well do something useful with it!
They put it in our baby bottles, mate. Been drinking it forever, you know the deal.

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>>677768740

>>677769313
Yup, all whacked up.

>waiting for race car dump

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>>677769472
Standing by if it becomes necessary, mate.

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>all the clubs at Victoria university are lame sports or liberal shit
What I want is medieval style swordfighting, melodic death metal, and hugs as well as kinky crossdressing fun.

>>677769338
That's right, man. I don't mind it, either
Making a website at the minute, doing it on Japan so at least I can put my interests to use
Kek, wouldn't surprise me! But I was sipping coffee at pre-school age, I know the deal

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sup cunts, willingtone here

>>677762650
kaity b from where?

>>677769778
Oh, word. Is it another "four things" kinda deal?
Yeah, you know it. Pre-schoolers on coffee though, that's asking for trouble!

>>677768173
got no better ideas m8

>>677768327
Dominoes half n half bbq bacon cheeseburger and mr wedge, thin crust

>>677768650
i have a penis and testicles

>>677769781
do you look anything like your entrance image?

>>677770076
>i have a penis and testicles
It's 2016, this no longer answers that question.

>>677770076
I wanna say I got better ideas but getting stoned and watching movies with mates is a mean way to do it

>>677768322
don't be a faggot

>>677769674
Red dragons

>>677770218
>tfw don't have any stoner friends in hamilton

yea, about that

>>677770207
true, ok then i am a male

>>677770107
ant never seen a chick like that in wellington

fat or tatoed femnists types

>>677770207
top kek

>>677770312
?

waddup fags

Remuera reporting in this mah fucker

>>677770492
going to see bae tomorrow in remuera

>>677770417
Apologies, not red Dragons... Join the 'Company of the Dragon' . It fulfills your requirements.

>>677770318
True ... if u where aucks I could help

>>677764074
whats her name then

>>677770769
Which?
The medieval combat is obvious at least.
Also it's pretty out of the way of the city, and public transport is BS expensive.
Speaking of which, I need to find a place to live in the city...

>>677758811
m/f?

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Where da white wimmin at?

>>677771155
Off fucking literate white males you nigger

>>677771126
Triple single dub dub

>>677771218
Quad dub dub

>>677771218
Rolf

>>677771221
>>677771262
I did it wrong. I'll show myself out

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Can Hillin Cluck be Un secretary?

>>677771390
You got me excited.. i had 2 replies..

is there anyone else from whakatane on here??

I don't know why anyone makes 677777777 threads. Someone with a script already has it before its happened. There's like 5 I can see without scrolling

Kaity b nudes!?

I once got quints on here. I feel my life has been a success

>>677771955
You can die happy now?

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Miles flies find will mark malls an manly limb crush deals with the girls who will be there tonight but am unable to play with the Weather.

>>677771912
wheres she from????????

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>>677771955

daylight savings is the most depressing fucking time of the year. wtf are you supposed to do after work when and it gets dark so early besides wank?

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I am missing one titty.

>>677772508
What did you do anyway?

>>677772508
prep gf's bull?

>>677772257
Auckland I believe

>>677772562
How?

>>677772621
do you have any?

more like >>677772863
git

>>677772863
None

>>677762650
this is a new picture to me, how new is this or is it quite old?

>>677770044
Sorta like that, yeah
Bit on the history and a few other things
Dunno about you but yup! I was trouble for sure hahah

>>677772562
It's always in the last place you look.

>>677772578
browsed dank memes and had a wank

>>677773102
Cool, man. How's it going? I figure the long pauses are you working on it.
Well, tea is a bit more timid so I think I was okay, but I can imagine!

>>677773150
describe your wank technique / ritual pls fgt

>>677773239
It's good. Basic layout done, now it's throwing in all the info
Went with the old man because he needed to grab something from the supermarket, haha
There was something with me being ADHD where it didn't hype me up, more the opposite, but don't ask me, I don't get it either

Up in Kerikeri for work this week. Anyone got some weed up here...Lol jokes this is where they grow it...

>>677773644
Sounds like it's going easy as then, keep on it.
Ah, righto. Get a pie and a slab, mate?
Bloody mind reader, had my reaction sussed by the end of that sentence!

Any MIT fags?

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>>677773966
Yeah man, never too hard which is great
Nah, forgot we were outta cereal for the morning, kek
Haha it's a bit odd, to say the least!

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my gf for u cunts. wellington

>>677763357
it's called a job, you faggot

>>677774513
+1

>>677774063
H E Y M A T E
>>677774169
Yeah, true. Must be good feels!
What, you don't have a full English every morning?

>>677770769
>'Company of the Dragon'
I was in this club for a few years, don't listen to this anon it's shit. The people who run it have hyper-inflated egos and will ruin all the fun>>677771079

>>677774719
You know it
Negative mate, bowl of cereal for me!

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>>677774719
H E Y! How are you m9?

>>677773916
ay come visit me in Waipapa

>>677775028
>Negative
Bloody right, it's negative! What kind of existence is that?
Please tell me you at least have 'em on weekends or something.
>>677775106
Alright, mate. The usual. How are you?

>>677773465
depends. ill be browsing random shit when ill get a stiffy and the deed must be done.
>look at softcore shit at first/facebook/instagram/literotica/whatever
>get the creative scenarios in to my head to improve stiff
>start edging
>go on to /gif/ and browse threads there
>keep edging
>go on to efukt and go through vids there to have a lol and improve stiffy
>keep edging
>look up whatever im feeling like that day
>open 20 pornhub/xvideos tabs
>start going through vids
>still edging
>get distracted by pornhub ad
>go on to namethatporn and look up ad
>sometimes it takes a while but the thrill is in the chase and it improves stiffy
>find vid that im all of a sudden more horny for because it took some degree of difficulty to find
>dick is almost full potential
>still edging but im closer
>go back through steps and look at whatever softcore warmup i started on
>then look back through some of the still open tabs i was on like a highlight package
>finish on last video i was on and hold in jizz for as long as i possibly can before i explode
>go another 3 times hard and fast straight after in furious succession
>get something to eat

>>677753640
holy shit agreed, it usually doesn't fuck me up but this year especially. I'm already wasted and its only 10:40.

Also, the weed drought has ended, but the weed I got is making me anxious as fuck. Anyone else experience this? Maybe i got a bad batch but holy shit this weed makes me feel like shit now.

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>>677775261
Same here man. What's you tc name??

>>677775261
Pass my sincerest apologies to the queen and any fellow offended Englishman!
No time to put that much effort into brekky, mate!
I assume you have em', then?

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>>677775461
i usually try rub one out as fast as i possibly can. the whole thing takes me 2 mins incl suitable porno search

>>677775717
see
>>677759960

>>677775824
I've got her on speed-dail, I'll get you pardoned, mate.
I usually skip breakfast, but if I dont, I don't half arse it!