>>677736767
I want you to shit on my chest

tell her she needs razors for her pussy and her wrists

>>677736912
Nahh. I like em hairy.

Tell her you want to fuck her like you fucked your mom

>>677736912
>be me in high school
>get in argument with rachet chick
>she clearly didn't shave her face
>tell her to go buy some razors
>mfw I go suspended because she took it as me saying to kill herself and told the principal

I fucked her a couple months ago

Help a fag out.
Post some sexual lines.
Will dump more.

"Spread those cheeks so I can get a peak at that sweet salty brown eye"

Would you like to see my genitalia

>>677737504
>sweet salty brown eye

jesus no. try like "now lick your fingers or some vanilla shit to warm her up first.

>>677736767
tell her to stuff her fist in her mouth

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I'm losing her.

"mmmm yeah baby you know what would turn me on? if you showed me a fucking time stamp just bc you're such a fucking naughty, definitely real girl ;)

>>677737504
this

>>677737670
this. but then lead to get * shot

Hither an't got nothing on the war crimes I would commit for a piece of that ass byy
> Always works for me

>>677736767
go on, we want to see it further

>>677737314
But did you fuck the principal too?

>>677738041
woah, thanks OP

>>677736767

OP LISTEN.,

send her kik to _MapleJake_ ill get those nudes m8. im good at it

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Pretty sure she's real. She's doing everything I say.

>>677736767

"i can't wait to suck on that clit"

>>677737777
get

>>677738261
That bush looks huge. Get one without the hand in front of it

>>677738261
that's a nice bush she got there

can we see some chat screenshots too?

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Think she's a chink.

>>677738317
This underrated line right here OP
Trust nigga it gets you laid

tell her to do whatever it is that will turn you on. be unapologetic, but at the same time escalate gradually. you're on the right track.

>>677738561
Tell her you want to swirl your tongue around her clit until you're sucking up her juices.

>>677738726
true

>>677738925
God tier. I would kiss up and down those inner thighs all night

>>677738919
Agree

>>677739030
holy shit faggot

>>677739030
*m'lady*

>>677736767
Fucking noobs, here OP

"That's a sweet little pussy baby"
Wait for response
"Want me to stretch it out around my thick cock?"
wait for response
"Oh you dirty little girl, I know you want more than that."

ect.

Respond to responses, in a smooth and not retard manner, that is all.

You're welcome.

Tell her you'd like to choke her while you rape her in the ass - once she gets close. Then just get more extreme from there until she cums.

Then pull it back, and have a virtual smoke.

ask for a pic of her soles

>>677736767
back that ass up and make it drop like a earthquake - Every rapper

Trying to get her to spread her ass.
And she's going to.

>>677739231
Do you own a van by any chance?

Ass spreading incoming.

>>677736767
Read some erotica and you'll get a feel for dirty talk. Video porn has shit dialogue.

>>677739432
It's down by the river kid.

>>677739672
I don't get it

>>677739739
That's where he's gonna lay down his "burdens"

>>677739739
Holy shit, are you a kid?
I mean, it'd make sense if you are.

>>677739871
i'm a kid at heart if that counts?

>>677739871
No im 24
Explain it to me

>>677738561
>brown nips
Definitely a chink

>>677740013
Lurk moar feget

>>677740142
That didn't explain it at all

>Down by the river kid

Is this a meme thats been circulating 4chan and 4chan alone?

Gonna ignore these pedos. Any updates OP?

>>677739432
I barely remember that and I'm 30. I just realized kids turning 18 this year were born in 1998. First time I've ever felt old. Maybe because I don't have any real responsibilities except try to raise my girlfriends bail and find enough heroin to function.

>>677740068
Also black hair, I forgot to mention

>>677739217
*m'reason why girls are disappointed in bed*

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More lines. Let's go.

>>677740377
I don't get it

Why is your gf in jail?
Do you inject or smoke tar?

>>677740281
Wow, kids these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o

>>677740471
Looks like stefanie Rodriguez. . My ex's vag and titts look just like that

Squeeze her clit

"Put something in "

>>677740526
It's a Chris Farley sketch from SNL
She got busted with some dope (fucking 60k bond?!?!) and I inject but not tar. It's powder and not that shit Europeans have to mix with vitamin c.

>>677740471
Post how the conversation is going faggot, I gave you good starter stuff, it depends what she's saying how to respond.

>>677740471
post the kik convo, that's the hottest part pls

>>677740471
ask if she can fit index finger and middle finger in both pussy and ass

ask if she can do self-fisting

any object insertions are welcome for entertaining

>>677740673
Thanks

I'm 24 not a kid
Never liked snl

How is convo going?

Should I try to get sharpie in pooper /b/?

>>677740964
>>677740776
I also don't know him from the show but I have his od pics on my laptop

>>677741021
You are running late to that

>>677741021
nope, that maybe can scare her

>>677741021
Ask her to put a koi fish in that slanty cunt

>>677740908
>you have a nice little pussy
>will you let me cum in it? I want to see my cum dripping out of you
>love your nipples, they look like little hersheys chocolate drops
>My cock is so hard right now
>what turns you on?

>>677740964
The character started in 93 and it ended in 97. Like I said I barely remember it. If you're under 30 you probably didn't see it live but of course it's on the Internet. Pretty famous sketch. I haven't actually seen it since then though. Just references to it.

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>>677740964
Yeah, because you were 2 when it was good.

All she's basically doing is what I'm requesting .

Anyone want their name on her tits?

>>677739231
>spells et cetera "ect" instead of "etc"
How's the sixth grade treating you, anon?

>>677740471
Ask her if she has a dog

>>677741303
So tell her sharpie in pooper

>>677741271
>>677741284
How old are you guys?

>>677741303
Sharpie m8

>>677741333
ect. means redundancy you mongoloid.

>>677739231
You hang out with way to many imaginary women

>>677741496
Alright hang on. She's writing my name on her tits.

>>677737748
Exactly

>>677741452
30, the average age of someone that was here since the sight started. (aka too long)

>>677741530
No, I don't hang out with women, I have sex with them and tell them I'll call them the next day. Get on my level. You can go "hang out with" women if you want, tell me what do you talk about at your tea parties? Is it me? Because I bet it's me.

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Time to try for sharpie in pooper.

>>677741566
Screenshot the convo

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>>677736767
tell her to shave the bush, jesus fuck

>>677741788
"slut " in pubes

>>677741566
Try to get her to give you good shit, which means not listening to 99% of what's recommended here, don't be a fag doing dumb shut for the lulz. I want good content

>>677741795
post convo faggot.

I want to see fingers up her asshole, and I want to see a fucking video.

>>677741934
who gives a shit what you want?

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She's a virgin.

>>677742218
I do, cockbite
Fuck off with your lulz

>>677742324
3 fingers in and don't want a sharpie?

>>677742416
Fuck off with your fuck lulz...

This is what's wrong /b/

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We got a win boys.
Don't really like the way her cunt looks.

>>677742686
didn't /b/ start lulz, so why is he telling it to fuck off? I guess times change.

>>677742914
Yeah /b/

>>677742914
Ayyyyy

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>>677742324

daddy

>>677742914
nice

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>>677742324
ug, all that beta talk, her vagina is gonna asian back up to sandville if you keep that up
>just
>can
>try
>want
>doesn't have to

God damn, you didn't say you were 15 OP, never talked to a horny submissive girl before.

>>677736767
kik awildgirlappears for more fun like this bitch

ask her how it feels

>>677742914
At the end dumb her kik and let me get some gaping

Said it hurt a little.
Trying to get shoe on head for the fuck of it.

>>677743057
I'm 12

>>677736767
>babygirl
>daddy

You find this girl on omegle? Be careful, there are some extreme justice warrior entrapments on there

>>677742914

OP delivered. Well done everyone.

>>677743538
Wut? Hows that?

>>677743538
I found her on a phone game lmao.
For fucking kids. She's 19 though

>inb4 pedo.

>>677738561
And the stringy bush.

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Bitch held the shoe.

>>677743692
What game?

>>677743810

bitch put that shoe on head properly!

>>677743671
Just be careful and always get a live picture in a random pose you come up with.

>>677743692
I feel like I've seen you before. You often get submissive virgin sluts on this phone game of yours?

>>677743810
Tell her ass up

Get her to put something weird in her pussy

>>677741743
Spoken like a true 16yo virgin

>>677736767
SHOE ON HEAD!

>>677743692
You should put your penis in her vagina. You might like it!

>>677743931
This

>>677743810
Ass to mouth

>>677743810
Tell her to put some clothes on for fucks sake

She said no more requests until tomorrow...
She's gonna send a video and other shit.

Lets see that ass hole!!!!

>>677743810
CUCUMBER IN PUSSY NOW

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>>677743976
Dat Projection though- you're trying to hard to bait kid.
1/10

Do want face

Make sure to tell her she was a good girl for you tonight.

>>677744296
Yeah, she was very good

>>677741743
30 and been here since late 2004 early 2005 (?) as well

>>677736767
anus in vagina

>>677744257
Why don't you go to another thread and fuck another one of those "women" of yours.

>>677744376
fucking lies.

make her wide open her pussy a little so we can really check of she's a virgin or not

ask her to show her lips and/or tongue

>>677744376
On 4chan during college 24/7 as well?

Ask for a video and post it

>>677744445
Off by one faggot

Tell her to shave that fucking cunt.

Doggy style with sharpie in poopa

>>677744238
Rolling for cucumber

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>>677737777
Holy Mother of Quads, Check 'em

Nvm. She's taking more. Give me requests guys.

>>677736767
Judging by the name "baby girl" it's a guy u homo tard

>>677744747
>>677744655

>>677744747
Face down, ass up, use a mirror

>>677737504
>sweet
>salty
Make up your mind faggot. Also, checked

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>>677737777

>>677744747
Cucumber in pussy for fucks sake

>>677744747
Sucking thumb...

Bent over, face down ass up...

Something more degrading...

>>677744747
ask her to stretch her pussy lips as much as she can, like pull the shit out of them

close up on her hard clit

her mouth/tongue

She has no cucumber.

Feet in thong sandals

>>677745038
A hair brush

>>677744851
This
This
This

She's doing face down ass up right now. Hold on

>>677745038
Damn it. Zucchini? Carrot? Banana? Watermelon?

>>677745174
Winning......:-)

>>677745174
Close to a Window

>>677745038
Hairbrush in asshole

>>677744511
Yup. Site opened up the year I graduated HS. I never got to be underage b&

>>677745174
Shoe in pussy

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>>677744467

>>677743692
Met a girl like that once

We were playing spades plus and she liked my nigger lingo but felt safe cause I wasnt actually black

We SC occasionally now

>>677745328
Be realistic, that snatch was tight

FACE

>>677745434
Even a tight snatch stretches to accomdate a human baby. How old are you?

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>>677738925
why did you post a picture of the amazon rain forest?

>>677745719
Maybe he wants to clear the land for cheap palm oil?

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Winnnnnn

Send something to her as well, so she doesnt feel used.
Something good. Dick pic with good lighting. Body pic if youre above average.

And tell her shes not allowed to cum. Once she does, she will either become ashamed or she might lose interest.

>>677745652
Fuck you, yeah it'll stretch when dilated, she isn't going to magically dialate to take in that shoe right now

Come on we wanna see this face down, ass up

>>677745883
She's Blasian... get a face pic faggot.

Baby it would be so hot to watch you suck on you hair brush handle after you put your hair up in pigtails

>>677744808
Are you.... really this stupid? There are women who like to eat their own shit, you don't think there are some who'd like to be a submissive little babygirl?

>>677745883
her snatch looks stiched up on this on, kek

>>677745883
You are winning /b/, Moar!

>>677745959
Tried to.

>>677745959
what makes you say that lol

Large household object in ass.

>>677745883
Get her to grind her pussy on something big

>>677745935
She's not like a size 12 or anything faggot. Probably a 6 at most. She can do it

>>677745883
tell her to shave that shit.

dat bush probably smells like rancid chow mein ffs

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>>677745839
kek

Make lick the sharpie

Tell her to finger her butt. Also, send her a dick pic.

>>677746051
Ask her to just cutely suck on her thumb, and get a pic of just her lips and tits in the same frame... then later get one of "just her eyes"

your /b/ro will make a composite so you can see her face.

OMFG THAT'S A THAI TRANSVESTITE FUCKING ABANDON THREAD FAGGOTS

She wont send face pics to a stranger. Thats retarded.
What if he posted them somewhere online? Like 4chan?
I post faceless for that reason

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Now what /b/?

>>677746250
We could send her 50 dick pics, if she wants...

>>677745883
Op dump her kik please

>>677740281
Chris farley, you dumb fuck.

Pigtails

ask what her racial background is

>>677746378
Nah.. kinda promised her I wouldn't share these.

>>677746306
Where's the dick dude?

>>677746349
Ask her for her rarest pepe

>>677746349
tell her you want to give her the ole lickaroo

>>677746524
You don't know those thais.. they go all the way even dick to pussy surgery

>>677746514
op grew feels for her

Lick sharpie

Tell her to piss in a cup

Full body shot, sharpie dangling w/ the keffiyah on.

>>677746349
Rub her pussy juices on her tits

>>677736767
HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL
I'M SO SMART
AND THIS IS DEFINITELY REAL

Anybody want some feet?
I need requests faggots.

>>677746671
Even though OP was a faggot about that, he did deliver and that's all that matters

>>677746349
get some pics of her asshole

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>>677742914

>>677746349
get her to come and cam

>femanons
>.
>org

>>677746778
tell her to get her cutest pair of panties and rub her pussy jucies in it and show us the panties

>>677746778
I get her to spread her lips OP

>>677746778
Finger pussy 1 pic
Second pic rub juices on tits

>>677746890
+1

>>677746861
Fuck off

Write "rice nigger" on inner thighs

>>677746778
>>677746463 this
And ask for some sharpie dp

>>677746514
Sure. Let's delete this thread then, ok?

>>677746890
Reroll

make her stretch that god damn pussy lips

clit close up

pressing her clit

>>677746890
+1

>>677746965
kek

>>677746951
This so much, fucking this... if she does, fucking keep her.

>>677747004
+1

>>677746890
this

She's Asian and Canadian btw.

>>677741176
Are you fucking 12?

>>677746730
this, with that scarf covering her face
>>677746778

>>677746951
Kek

4 sharpies in butt.

Whatever gets the most replies I'll ask her to do.

Face?

>>677747233
This

FULL BODY

just cover her face

>>677747251
Just fucking have her do anything before you lose her

>>677746890
Tell this to her

>>677747251
Tell her to bite her thumb like a cute little girl.

But doesn't have to show her face, just her lips...

>>677746951
Rolllll rice nigger

>>677746890
Thus

>>677746890
+1

>>677747251
Suicide.

>>677746463
This also

>>677746890
This

>>677746861
OP, if you even ATTEMPT to bring her to tog with those whiteknight dramafags, I swear to god I'll cut your nuts off.

>>677746778
Tell her to send video of herself fingerblasting or some shit>>677746778

>>677746890
>>677746951
>>677747376
These are your three best options, do them all in any order.

>>677746890
+1
+1
+1
+1
+1

>>677746730
>>677747148

Rolling for scarf across nose and mouth with tits

FAAAACE

Tell her to fucking shave!

>>677746890
Winrar