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You wake tomorrow to find that you are now black. What do??
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2016-04-05 03:39:56 Post No. 677728052
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:39:56 Post No. 677728052 [Report]
You wake tomorrow to find that you are now black. What do??
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:42:58 Post No.677728525
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:42:58 Post No.677728525 [Report]
Check to see if first of month, if not find sow
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:43:44 Post No.677728657
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:43:44 Post No.677728657 [Report]
>>677728052
Rub oil on bald head
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:43:49 Post No.677728672
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:43:49 Post No.677728672 [Report]
Steal a bike
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:44:17 Post No.677728736
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>>677728052
go get my welfare check
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:44:56 Post No.677728828
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:44:56 Post No.677728828 [Report]
rob honkeys
steal shit
gets mah gibs
dice
bitches be trippin
get turnt
pass out
start over
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:45:44 Post No.677728938
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:45:44 Post No.677728938 [Report]
>>677728052
nuffin
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:45:53 Post No.677728971
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:45:53 Post No.677728971 [Report]
get a white girl pregnant
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:46:23 Post No.677729051
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:46:23 Post No.677729051 [Report]
cash my welfare check then spend the rest of the day fucking fat white bitches.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:47:22 Post No.677729201
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:47:22 Post No.677729201 [Report]
Find a Kardashian
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:48:03 Post No.677729301
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:48:03 Post No.677729301 [Report]
>>677728052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNTw3x40I0o
then scare some white people
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:48:35 Post No.677729392
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:48:35 Post No.677729392 [Report]
Fuck a white guy woman
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:50:07 Post No.677729651
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:50:07 Post No.677729651 [Report]
>>677728052
I'm already black. Can I wake up Korean or Japanese instead? Can I be a woman, too?
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:50:48 Post No.677729747
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:50:48 Post No.677729747 [Report]
Rape
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:50:58 Post No.677729777
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>>677728052
Fuck white girls in the ass.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:51:54 Post No.677729919
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:51:54 Post No.677729919 [Report]
Have a scowl on my face despite having every opportunity in life as a white person
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:52:06 Post No.677729951
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:52:06 Post No.677729951 [Report]
I notice that i've gained the ability to change colors over night and presume this must mean that I will change colors again the next night
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:52:07 Post No.677729953
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:52:07 Post No.677729953 [Report]
Kill myself.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:52:39 Post No.677730032
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>>677728052
Become Uncle Ruckus like everyone else here would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY0cq_BFOR4
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:52:51 Post No.677730067
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:53:02 Post No.677730090
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>>677728052
Go to the zoo and try to communicate with the chimpanzees
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:53:22 Post No.677730135
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:53:22 Post No.677730135 [Report]
>>677729651
Nah, sorry. Asking for being a korean woman is just too much.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:53:29 Post No.677730160
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:53:29 Post No.677730160 [Report]
Join the NBA
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:53:47 Post No.677730211
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:53:47 Post No.677730211 [Report]
>>677728052
go to random black guy and say "what's up my nigger" with no remorse
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:10 Post No.677730260
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:10 Post No.677730260 [Report]
>>677729919
You've obviously have never stolen cigarettes, threatened a store owner, and told the police to 'fuck off'.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:13 Post No.677730268
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:13 Post No.677730268 [Report]
Follow Instagram accounts that make niggers feel good about themselves by posting fake facts
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:15 Post No.677730272
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:15 Post No.677730272 [Report]
Wunder why iza behind bars again
Wunder why iza my boo so big
Wunder why Dax police shot me
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:31 Post No.677730306
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>>677730135
Alright, how about Japanese then? Vietnamese? Please, free me from this prison I've known my whole life.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:44 Post No.677730339
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:44 Post No.677730339 [Report]
Realize that I look like my grandfather. Check to see if my dicks bigger. Then go about my life as usual.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:49 Post No.677730349
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:54:49 Post No.677730349 [Report]
>>677730160
Fucking beat me to it
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:56:16 Post No.677730571
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:56:16 Post No.677730571 [Report]
>>677728052
commit suicide and hope to be reincarnated into a worthwhile race
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:56:22 Post No.677730581
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:56:22 Post No.677730581 [Report]
Be glad I'm not a jew
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:56:24 Post No.677730588
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:56:24 Post No.677730588 [Report]
>>677730349
Damn I'm sorry man, hate that I made it so awkward for you. You'll think of a good one, don't worry.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:57:18 Post No.677730718
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:57:18 Post No.677730718 [Report]
>>677728052
inmediatly go outside and mug someone
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:57:57 Post No.677730829
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:57:57 Post No.677730829 [Report]
>>677728052
Contact a geologist
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:58:05 Post No.677730841
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:58:05 Post No.677730841 [Report]
>>677730571
>literally my thoughts everyday
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:58:55 Post No.677730961
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:58:55 Post No.677730961 [Report]
>>677729953
/thread
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:04 Post No.677730981
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:04 Post No.677730981 [Report]
>>677728052
Drop my record...
Shits fire.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:26 Post No.677731015
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:26 Post No.677731015 [Report]
Go mumble something and rub my hands, probably say something like "put a grand on deeez feet"
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:29 Post No.677731023
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:29 Post No.677731023 [Report]
>>677730571
Suicide means you reincarnate downwards. You want to be a gyppo?
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:29 Post No.677731028
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:29 Post No.677731028 [Report]
wear some bright colours and actually look good doing so.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:37 Post No.677731047
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:37 Post No.677731047 [Report]
>>677728052
Get bleached white again.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:50 Post No.677731087
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 03:59:50 Post No.677731087 [Report]
>>677730306
Sorry dude, only asian options are Chinese or North Korean, we have to be fair.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:00:56 Post No.677731237
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:00:56 Post No.677731237 [Report]
See what color my cum is
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:01:26 Post No.677731315
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:01:26 Post No.677731315 [Report]
>>677728052
Find the white wominz.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:01:27 Post No.677731316
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>>677731087
Guess I'll be a Chinese woman. One who was born in Shanghai and wasn't aborted.

You really have no idea how much I wish this could happen.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:01:42 Post No.677731348
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:01:42 Post No.677731348 [Report]
>>677728052
use my superior brain and black athletics to be the greatest QB of all time
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:02:17 Post No.677731430
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:02:17 Post No.677731430 [Report]
>>677728052
Cuck you.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:03:03 Post No.677731539
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:03:03 Post No.677731539 [Report]
Shhhhiiiiiieeeeetttttt....
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:04:06 Post No.677731679
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>>677731316
Sounds like a blast, fuckboi
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:05:02 Post No.677731800
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:05:02 Post No.677731800 [Report]
Befriend a white kid, act proper to his parents, stay the night, go buck wild at 2 am. Change schools repeat
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:05:44 Post No.677731899
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>>677731679
Hit and miss....but at least she's not black.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:07:12 Post No.677732087
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>>677731800
>inb4 this happens
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:07:38 Post No.677732152
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:07:38 Post No.677732152 [Report]
Throw rocks at cars
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:10:28 Post No.677732557
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:10:28 Post No.677732557 [Report]
Contort my hands into letters and shoot my fellow shitskins
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:11:52 Post No.677732753
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:11:52 Post No.677732753 [Report]
Go to KFC wishing there was a Popeyes nearby
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:13:26 Post No.677732980
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:13:26 Post No.677732980 [Report]
Hang myself in a way that frames white people like all the fake lynchings before me
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:13:38 Post No.677733020
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:13:38 Post No.677733020 [Report]
Father a child, then stick around and raise him/her for 18+ years. Win Nobel prize for first black father to father someone.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:13:38 Post No.677733021
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>>677731316
I know what you mean, who didn't wanted to be a cutie asian girl sometime?
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:14:36 Post No.677733158
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:14:36 Post No.677733158 [Report]
Kill for shoes
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:15:05 Post No.677733226
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>>677733021
It'd be a welcomed change from what I am now.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:15:56 Post No.677733348
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:15:56 Post No.677733348 [Report]
look in pants to see if i have a 10 inch dick if yes live a life full of crime and fucking bitchs if no grab a gun and shoot my self
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:16:54 Post No.677733472
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:16:54 Post No.677733472 [Report]
Spray paint nigger on my house a scream victim
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:17:05 Post No.677733494
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:17:05 Post No.677733494 [Report]
>>677728052
Go to prison
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:18:49 Post No.677733733
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:18:49 Post No.677733733 [Report]
Don't know, probably couldn't think past muh dick
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:19:08 Post No.677733777
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>>677733226
You'll get used to yourself eventually. For the mean time , lets dream that a miracle will happen one day
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:20:18 Post No.677733945
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:20:18 Post No.677733945 [Report]
>>677733226
>>677733021
is this cp? i'm not digging it fam
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:20:20 Post No.677733955
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>>677733777
Well, I do identify as transracial, even though I don't tell anyone (though I'm sure they already suspect it, based on my behavior).
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:20:56 Post No.677734048
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>>677733945
>
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:21:02 Post No.677734064
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:21:02 Post No.677734064 [Report]
Check out my new dick size.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:22:07 Post No.677734202
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:22:07 Post No.677734202 [Report]
>>677728052
Look at my dick. If big live a nice life, if small kill myself,
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:22:57 Post No.677734317
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move to germany and demand free bitches and money
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:24:40 Post No.677734556
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:24:40 Post No.677734556 [Report]
>>677734048
quit it man b4 the mods come wit that b&
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:26:00 Post No.677734749
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>>677734556
Fine, I'm going to go study kanji anyway.
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:26:41 Post No.677734853
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Anonymous 2016-04-05 04:26:41 Post No.677734853 [Report]
>>677733955
isn't identifying as transracial in of itself racism, given that you're associated behavioral types and nurturing with a specific race, rather than individuals
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