YLYL impossible edition
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lost
Holy kek
>>677728326
Goddamnit, lost.
>>677728711
Bwhaha, he got him good
>>677729448
edgy
Treat people like shit-- most of us humans deserve it. But animals? Dogs and cats trust people and give unconditional love. If you treat them like shit, I vote for the death penalty.
>>677727997
Damn man, this hit me hard, which is unusual.... Fuck you.
>>677729448
nevar forget
>>677728519
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>677728326
somehow I lost
>>677730678
I wish I could cry like that...
>>677727997
I want to shout SEIG HEIL while stabbing that dog repeatedly then burning it in an oven
>>677728711
It froze doesnt work fix pls
>>677729593
Tell me that's not real and that's a fucking fake latex and wax pussy what the flying FUCK
I fucking lost to this just as I saw it in my folder.
>>677731058
You're trying too hard, kiddo.
can anyone post that jewish guy dropping his yamaka trying to pick up the coin
>>677731281
It's not real, it was filmed in some small studio someplace. Seen it posted a thousand times.
Someone post webm of final 4.5 seconds of nNCAA title game
>>677729593
Absolutely disgusting
>>677729448
oh my God that was hilarious, but I managed to not lose
>>677731527
Thank fuck dude.
>>677731281
It is fake and it has been since it was first posted on the internet, like 10+ years ago.
>>677731602
But she def. looks like someone with that level of stretch, right? I mean just imagine... good god.
>>677731411
oh god. that sly mother fucker
>>677731708
lost
>>677731660
Mozzarella tube. Put on pizza.
>>677731343
I just lost too nice one
http://hyenarbp.deviantart.com/art/Mr-Brown-the-Bear-497216626
you all lost
>>677729593
Lost hard
>>677731281
That video is older than the internet itself. About 20 years old.
>mods
>underage b% detected
>>677728532
Filename top Kek XD!!! The webm wasnt even that funny but then that super clever filename made me literally lol XDD!!!!!1!1!!!! Keep up the good work with those hilarious filenames XD
>>677727997
(you)
>>677731343
holy fuck lost
>>677731224
not bad
>>677731224
I fucking lost it
>>677728326
I'm weak
>>677732150
I hav another 4 uu!!!!!
Andreas Norlov
Tall enough mate, dont you worry about that
>>677732982
thanks m8
>>677732811
>>677732982
Mfw /b/ doesnt know a new meme :D
>>677730105
read in the voice of a fallout ghoul
>>677731281
how the fuck have you never seen that before
thats like some kazaa-era shit right there
>>677732752
>that micro dick though
>>677731660
it all seriousness i bet that felt so fuckin good
>>677728519
You tried
>>677733466
Lost, nice dubs
>>677732304
>giving_birth_to_black_triplets.gif
>>677731343
why did i have to lose to this
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Ferum terribile, terribile fatus
Ferum terribile, terribile fatus
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Noli manere, manere in memoria
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Veni, mi fili
Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum
Veni, mi fili
Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi...
Noli manere (in) memoria
Saevam iram et dolorem
Ferum terribile fatus
Ille iterum veniet
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Mi fili, veni--veni, veni, mi fili
Qui mortem invitavis,
Poena funesta natus,
Noli nomen vocare
Ille iterum veniet
Sephiroth! Sephiroth!
Sephiroth!
>>677734289
I have never seen a JPG with a file size that small.
>>677731079
he's black. therefore, his father must have left him. Thus, he will stand waiting at that door for forever.
>>677730847
This rant made me lose
>>677731343
why the fuck did I lose to this...
>>677732304
SAUCE???
>>677734741
copypasta
>>677732562
how i lose tu dis
>>677732877
GODDAMMIT I FUCKING LOST
>>677729593
Takes me back to the KaZaa and Morpheus days.
>>677734122
lost
god damn it
>>677733807
LMAO my fucking sides are in space.
Underrated post
>>677728633
Pretty good
Is it just me or is none of this shit funny? I'm not a brick wall I do laugh and I do have that '/b/ humor' but shit.
>>677735843
Yeah it's just you man...you and you only.
>>677734741
new here?
>>677735924
yooooooo i'm dune
>>677735843
It's because /b/ is infested with r9k kids who 'ironically' love memes and have actually forgotten what it is to find something genuinely funny.
>>677732752
Huh. i wonder if that chafes, or if the innards are slick.
>>677734741
Old pasta, but I still kek at it whenever I see it
>>677730280
pfffffft the first time I lost to this I almost pissed my pants
>>677731058
ITT edgy 12 year old
>>677736349
yknow, i went to memes for a good long time, and thought i lost my sense of humor. then, i went from neet to normie and realize i laugh at the jokes of my normie friends. i still prefer memes but hey, at least my life isnt garbage anymore.
>>677736169
>for short
>It's the exact same words
>>677734045
Idk why but i lost so hard to this
>>677732063
lost
>>677736674
What is with all the 'normie' shit i keep seeing lately anon? I went on r9k before just to check it out and it was like lifting up a rock and seeing loads of pale insects crawling around. Full of neet virgin losers who act like they are owed something. wtf is chad too?
Anyway breh, does that mean you've come full-circle? When did it become cool to like memes again? lol
>>677731411
Lost at i hit it with a hammer.
>>677732304
Rename filename - 4 basketballs equals 'quadruplets'. Lesson complete.
>>677736169
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE!
>>677729448
3edgy5me
>>677732047
Im on my phone so i cant see links but is this the poo guy?!
>>677731364
Lost
>>677737426
Newfag Spotted
kek everytime
>>677737746
>270x300
>>677737587
>implying you not a new fag
can't you see its a joke retard smh...
>>677734210
This is so ridiculous I actually lost
>>677738428
Yeah anon that fucking stupid banana has made me involuntarily laugh a few times. For shame, of course, but still.
Sadly, I lost to this not too long ago..
>>677731683
Sauce plz
>>677734371
Lost it thx m8
>>677738026
God damn loch Ness monsta is all it is
just did this
>>677736727
No, they re both short for PJ>>677736734
>>677732063
Damn, I hadnt lost in ages
>>677734432
i fucking miss the looney toons shitposter. easily the best companion to the banana
>>677739499
You are gay for niggers kill urself faget
tru
>>677731779
3 more weeks of winter
>>677731364
lost way too hard
>>677740796
New.
>>677728633
>squeezes tata
>my sprinklers outside turn on
Lost before the actual joke.
>>677732752
i need one of those pillows
>>677727997
Impossible to lose?
>>677728711
It actually looks like it's frozen for a few seconds then BAM!
>>677729593
Looks like anita
>>677729593
No fucking way
>>677739499
lost hard
>>677740270
sauce?
>>677737746
saving the thumbnail like a fucking retard
>>677731411
Yeah I lost. Time to try this. Hopefully I'll have some ylyl oc
>>677732562
I watched this like a dozen times before I noticed the dildos.
>>677732562
What's up with the baby-dick dildo on the table?
>>677739499
>congrats on the rod
ok i chucked you fuck, i hope youre happy
>>677727997
This made me go and hug my dog.
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Together we can make YLYL a better place. And as always, thanks for joining us tonight!
>>677742181
Faggot, that dog would start eating you after a few hours if you fell dead or paralyzed in the house
>>677730847
Just by typing this paragraph you are worse than the major faggot who posted the banana
>>677733661
I'd say he was given a local anesthetic.
>>677742181
me too, anon. me too.
>>677742357
the banana shit is stupid to begin with but this is going too far, have some fucking respect for soldiers you immature twat
>>677731779
Freshly squeeze oc
>>677731411
Hue Hue Hue that sneaky bastard
Impossible edition?
Well, i thought it was impossible to fail this shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fU8QQxV1Tw
>>677742526
>oc
>Screenshot
are you retarded?
>>677742251
are you fucking kidding me?
>>677731838
Kek
>>677742357
so would people retard
>>677742504
lost to this
>>677728326
That actually made me lose. I feel so defeated.
>>677736359
judging by the redness of that cock, it very much chafes
>>677742820
back to tumblr with you
>>677730678
I see OP posted a picture of herself
>>677731708
Holy shit lost
>>677728633
znozzle
>>677729593
My eyes just vomited.
>>677737308
Lost so freaking hard
>>677742504
Why? The va doesnt even respect you
>>677742615
Nope m8 just took the screenshot from my editor
>>677731411
kek i did this to my friends on snapchat
>>677740786
Gold
>>677740666
Lost, wish there was sound
>>677732654
I used to have a GF with epilepsy. pretty weird man.
>>677742357
this one cracks me up...
>>677729593
http://tubepatrol.net/view/4584667/Worlds-Biggest-Vagina-where-guy-insert-his-head.html
If you haven't worked out it's fake yet....
>>677742504
>respect
>for invaders
dude I would take a dump in between those caskets if I could.
F off with your soldiers, americunt.
>>677727997
This made me laugh, simply because of the thread it was posted in. Otherwise that's sad as hell.
>>677740666
Man, I remember seeing my first hitman assassination video on nothingtoxic. Checked.
>>677732654
that's a fucking seizure. that's too close to home, homie.
>>677727997
>>677734122
Not far enough.
>>677733057
SpinalTap.webm
>>677733821
lost so hard
>>677743334
this got me
>>677734733
And that's how you fucked up the joke
>>677738026
>>677741661
>>677737746
It's about a guy who smoked weed with a girl and then fingered her, but she wanted more and he eventually put both hands in. Then she asked for even more and the guy asked what more he could possibly give.
She said about tree fiddy and you know the rest.
>>677743679
why did i loose to this
>>677731708
Kek
meet elliot rodger's brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy6w664lDKY
>>677735477
>calling ladyboys Bitches
kek
>>677743679
it was destined to banana
>>677734741
>>677742445
>wut is copypasta
>>677728711
Kek worth the wait
>>677744469
Don't know, but did you laugh?
>>677744748
Fresh OC from a year ago here
>>677731411
>mfw my penis is the same size as my thumb
>>677733616
It boggles my mind that people still go through with pregnancies that will result in children like that. We have the technology to accurately, easily, cheaply identify a huge majority of all birth defects, and people still go through with bullshit like that.
Wasting a bunch of their time and money on something that, in a lot of cases, isn't even fully conscious. Fuck any dreams you had of having free time right? Fuck the rest of your kids right?
Fucking ideological shitheads.
>>677729593
FOR WHAT PURPOSE!?
since i haven't laughed at one post yet you fucking faggots
>>677733661
hurts like a bitch, but yeah, you get an awesome sense of relief when it pops and starts flowing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wphawoHiUUg
>>677727997
that's really more sad than funny
just sayin'
>>677732654
>look! betty's having another seizure!
>Get the camera!
>>677731364
Always lose to this fuckkk
>>677737087
This place isn't for you, Chad.
>>677740786
lel
>>677732304
these shells will later hatch niggers
