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Just found this hidden in the closet, under clothes in mini fridge that was never turned on. What do?
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>>677711736
Open it
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Dont smell too good
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>>677711736
Dont be a fag, milk the sub and just post it opened up within 50secs
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WHO IN THE FUCK LETS BEN AND JERRYS GO TO WASTE, YOU DEMENTED FUCK
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>>677711999
Checked
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>>677711999
Pour it into a bowl
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>>677711736
Leave it on your neighbor's doorstep tbh
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Yummy chocolate
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>>677711736
>>677711999
Gross. You got gloves on OP?
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POUR IT ON BATH
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Smother it on your dick
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>>677712393
Had to be chocolate.
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>>677711736
NUKE IT!!!
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>>677712461
Hells yeah
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>>677712393
>eat it faggot
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Take a bite
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eat it
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>>677712788
Checkem
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Smells horrible
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smear it on your balls
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>>677712788
Dubs have spoken. Eat it faggot
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>>677712869
Oh god :(((
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If I roll quads you eat it faggot...
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throw it on neighbours car
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trips you rub it on your face
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>>677711999
yummy
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>>677711999
Return it to the store ask for a refund, secretly video tape for lulz.
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Heads up OP, eating that will literally void your insides from both ends, and probably kill you. Don't.

Dubs and you name it, make it your best friend, and show it to another human being.
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Quads then you eat a spoonful of it
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>>677711999
NO NO NO NO NO STOP
>>677712393
STOPPPPPPPPPPP
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I aint eatin anything. This shit made me throw up from the smell
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>>677713346
/thread
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>>677713381
throw it to the person you most hate
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Fucking eat it
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When you finger a black girl
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Op if you actually take a bite you deserve to die.
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>>677713381
Microwave it and post video
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>>677712941
>Smells horrible
You might not want to breath that in...
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>>677713553
Maybe in the ass... I don't know what kind of dirty pussy you've been with.
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>>677713553
Kek
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>>677711736
cum in it then eat it
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>>677713553
More like when you finger a xenomorph
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microwave it
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eat for trips
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>>677713553
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microwave that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>677711999

Trips-dubs-trips checked
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>>677713590
Not a bad idea, do it OP
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Feed to dog?
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>>677713553

So, I just realized OP is tricking everyone into looking at scat porn.

Well played OP, 8/10
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>>677711736
stick your dick in it, take pics
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>>677712941
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>>677713590
Do it OP
You know you want to
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>>677713861
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OP, here's what you do. Put it in your freezer, in a new container that you plan on throwing out or something. Then close it make sure nobody can see what it is, and tell that one person in the house that always eats your shit when you say it's yours not to eat it.

>They take a bite.
>Laugh while they're throwing their insides up.
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If dubs eat a spoonful
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Stick that shit in a blender
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>>677711736
OP bro i think some one shit in that icecream buket bud
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Please microwave it OP
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MICROWAVE
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S O U R
O
U
R
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>>677714031
rolling for blender
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microwave microwave MICRO WAVE
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if trips microwave and post webm
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>>677713971
won't work, the smell is horrible as fuck, t the moment he opens it, the smell will come immediately.
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holy fuck
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Sneak that shit into a meal and serve to unsuspecting victims
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microwave, c'mon OP 4chan demands it
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>>677714140
Would an air tight container work? Or is it that bad?
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>>677713553
IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 2 MIN
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microwave
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>>677713553
That's feces you stupid fuck!

Nothing breaks down into shit, with out digestive liquids. Someone shit in the ice cream container, and you just fingered that persons shit... LITERALLY.
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>>677714168
>Sneak that shit into a meal and serve to unsuspecting victims
You need help.
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Microwave and drink it
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>>677714251
>>677714252
this
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>>677714140
M I C R O W A V E
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do not trifle with forces you do not understand, stalker.
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>>677714266
Dubs of truth, thats shit op
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OKAY OKAY, lets all just vote. Respond if you want blender, respond if you want microwave. Then we'll show op results
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Microwave
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CUM IN IT
EAT IT
CUM IN IT
EAT IT
CUM IN IT
EAT IT
CUM IN IT
EAT IT
CUM IN IT
EAT IT
CUM IN IT
EAT IT
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microwave for 4 minutes and 20 seconds
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>>677714243
I'm not OP, but I have seen some rotten foods like this, and, ohohoho trust me, those are even worst than you imagine
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>>677714367
Microwave
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NUKE THE FUCKER, OP
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>>677714332
>33
WINRAR
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>>677714367
>677714367
>>677714367
Give me the fucking microwave
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>>677714400
WINRAR
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>>677714367
microwave
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Rollin for microwave
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ROLL SOME IN A BLUNT AND SMOKE THAT SHIT
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>>677712695
>>677712393
>>677711999
i believe in you OP
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>>677714266
Oh god, it is shit... it's been shit the whole time... it was never ice cream!

OP, did you know? Smell it, does it smell like shit? Because it's fucking shit!
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just microwave that shit
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>>677714580
WINRAR
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>>677714364
Dubs of truth, kek
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>>677714499
>44
>99
the dubs demand it
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SMOKE IT OP
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MICROWAVE
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Take a picture with a fork across the rim of the container so we know u's not foolin
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Ok, OP here. Just passed out. Not gunna microwave it, mommys home :(. Putting it back for now, when no ones home well try again. Till then, see you space cowboys
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>>677712666
satanic trips demands delivery
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>>677714834
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>>677714766
>66

if OP does this he will be both a hero and kill
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>>677714834
faggot
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>>677714834
dont be an fag microwave it
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OP FREEZE THAT SHIT THEN BURN IT AFTERWARDS IN YOUR NEIGHBOURS YARD

>KEK
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>>677714834
booooooooooo
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>>677714367
Microwave, then blender
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>>677714834
ban this fag
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>>677714834
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>>677714834
What a huge faggot you are OP
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>>677711736

Let it be known, that today the 4th Day or the 4th Month in the year of 2016 of our lord, OP hath found a container someone shit it... and proceeded to inexplicable smell then finger it.

This shows without a doubt OP was driven to always be a fag.
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>>677714834
Buh bai
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>>677714266
The air is loaded with fungal spores, viruses, and bacteria that will happily consume anything organic that doesn't fight back. learn2biology

OP, that stuff is revolting, whether it's faeces or not. Chuck it in the bin, for God's sake!
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>>677714834
shun
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WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT
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I cant taste my smoothie anymore
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>>677714834
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>>677714834
faggot asshole
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>OP STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOM

LMAO
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>>677714834
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CANDLE AND RAIN-CHAN, Then this!?

/b/ IS BACK BABY!
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>>677714834
fuck you
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>OP is a basement dweller who still lives with his mom and plays LOL.

>and doesn't deliver
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>>677715137
Half correct, except, bacteria that naturally occurs in milk products would be safe, and keep other bacteria from effecting it, until mold sets in. Mold is what would grow in this case, mold would eat this and grow. Breaking it down into a hallowed hairy feather look.

However, it wouldn't break it down into shit.... because that's shit, shit looks like shit. And breaks down into shit.
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>>677715248
was it ever gone?
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you are now in possession of fissile material. in 5 minutes, shock troops will break down your door, and take you to a remote location to be tortured mercilessly for no apparent reason. enjoy the ice cream while you can.
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Okay okay, lets be honest here though, whens the last time an OP actually delivered? Aha
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>>677715596
Today?

With candle and rain-chan
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>>677711736
Either wear a garbage bag and approach that thing with speed and agility putting it in a sealed ziploc and run it out to a dumpster & then open all your windows and leave the door open and go outside for the rest of the evening while you aerate your house, or prepare to have lungs that look like that briefly before dying of it.

Nevermind, you chose...

poorly.
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>>677715596
>OP delivered
lurk moar newfag
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>>677713232
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>>677712695
u might not want to eat thats, many types of molds took over it, youre going to get real sick, so rub it on your anus and finger yourself
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>>677711736
Inject it into dat ass with a turkey baster opie.
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>>677714613
I never said it was ice cream ;)))
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>>677711736
Return it to walmart
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>>677717381
Called it!!

You just made /b/ stare at your scat porn for the last 30 minutes.
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>>677711736
>opening a fridge you find

I wouldn't recommend it, space cowboy.
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>>677717773
"I lost the receipt but when I opened it it smelled back I WANT MUH MUNNEH BACK"
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>>677717381
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>>677713773
>microwave that shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
This. Pls do this
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