Civ Thread.
You are a group of five travelers, tired of wandering the lush plains and ready to settle upon a grassy hilltop. A lake is seen in the distance, along with a small forest and mountain range.
Zeros decide. Dubs override Zeros.
Trips or higher cause horrific events.
>Population: 5
Bump-o
Build pentagram on hill
what do we have to start out with, if nothing and zero than go to the forest and hit trees with a rock
>>677694080
The folks dig out a rough shape of the pentagram into the grass. They are pleased with their work.
>>677694732
One of the men propose a gay orgy, only to find out the rest are female. The females tie him up for use as a sex slave
>>677694732
we sacrifice the ugly one to the gods for a good harvest on the farm we have yet to build
bump dammit
>>677694940
They gather the weakest of the bunch, and peacefully sacrifice him in their dirt pentagram. Surely, his blood will do wonders for any incoming crops. This is a good thing.
>>677695550
they plant a shit ton of corn, using the body as fertilizer
last bump from me, do better OP
>>677695760
Why waste a perfectly good set of organs?
They work quickly, tirelessly, to plant their crop. Luckily, one fellow had an abundance of corn seeds in his backpack. They use the corpse to sow the crop. It is good.
>>677696426
One has a vision from thy lord satan. CORN SEX is all he said...
>>677696426
cut down the trees
In joyous fervor of the bountiful harvest to come, the people fornicate (cornicate?) and are fruitful in their intercourse, bearing new-comers into the family.
>Pop. 7
go south and expand the teritory
have an orgy, no homo
>>677697043
build fishing community next to lake
>>677693704
build a castle
build boats and nets to catch fish
they all die of mysterious causes
>>677697052
Roll
One member falls and breaks his legs. The others see this as an opportunity to strike!
>>677697043
2 of the villagers form a secret jew cult, hoarding valuables and plotting for control over the tribe
A SUPER HUNG MUSCLED BLACK MAN FUCK THE WOMEN AND MAKES THE MALES WATCH, THEY SCREAM OF PLEASURE
>>677698050
this, but the jews were also black. dubs get for overpower
>>677698207
GTFO NIGGER LOVER
Kill other settlers and then self
>>677698207
rolling for this
>>677698259
The jews aren't black, go jack off to cuck porn and please don't ruin this thread
>>677698400
Haha those two girls are ugly
>>677698400
Great, the thread is ruined.
we build a wall to the east. all of it
>>677698848
reroll
Build a wall between the Jews and the humans
>>677698400
winrar already
>>677698921
shots fired, also rolling for this
The 5 non-jew travelers decide to convert to christianity and attack the jews in the next crusade
>>677699399
These dubs are higher then these dubz
>>677698400
No niggers
>>677699545
Deus Vult faggots
>>677699679
reroll
>>677699786
reroll
>>677699556
i like that logic. also off by one
OP is kill
>>677698400
rolling for cuckold
>>677699836
reroll
>>677699906
reroll
>>677699973
re fucking roll
>>677699862
hes making a big cocked nigger
>>677698400
reroll
>>677700022
tripstripsdubs fucking hell refucking roll
>>677700060
Why do you guys want to ruin civ threads so much? I'm just curious
>>677700207
if not 0 i will an hero
>>677700207
Holy shit
Did OP leave?
sorry for taking so long
1
>>677700827
Probably not OP.
>>677700827
fucking fabulous, never spected a mystic big cock nigger
>>677700827
show them black babies fucking the girls and making males watch
this is sick...
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>>677701436
kek, brilliant,more cuckold op, please i need it
great thread op
look im rdj laughing gif
The sea level rises.
>>677702796
No sea, just nigger cum
bumpo
bongo bongo bonog he dont wanna leave the jungle no no no no no
this still alive? bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyTZ2Pkb9cA
this thread aint dying, hell no
>>677693704
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hello, redditors
>>677707294
nice b8 m8
>>677707294
Ty, been looking for a new 4chan, mchan doesn't seem to have as many keks though; or 'as good' coding, but yeah fuck 4chan now bro it's 40% edgy newfags
>>677709433
it still alive
>>677709971
MODS
>>677693704
Everybody dies mysteriously.
The end.
>>677709433
Use Tor on mchan.
>>677710799
WINRAR