Welcome, Anonymous!
Today we're hosting a trial event! The Gensokyo Hunger Games! As usual, you can come in for the usual stuff too.
We'll be taking nominees for participants here. I need 24 names and faces; what brave champions will answer the call?
This event is brought to you courtesy of my Lunarian friend, Reisen Udongein Inaba! Wanna say a few words before we start, Reisen?
>>677683862
Wahaha~ Hello, all you silly earthlings! I don't really have that much to say, surprisingly..! This is a mark in history! The very First Annual Gensokyo Hunger Games! As Reimu-chan says, we need 24 names and faces of the brave (or foolish) champions volunteering as tribute. Then, the fun (or horrible death) will begin! I'll be handling the technical side of things. So leave it to me!
PTSD Elmo
get off /b/ you cancer
>>677684626
What a perfect tribute!
Meme machine
BANE
>>677684358
>pats bunny ears
And now we wait~
Rampage guy
>>677683862
I can join... but i'd rather not get my gut stabbed though...
I need $$$ to fukk a fat bitch
JUST
teh wizzole lizzole
>>677685635
Well, we'll see! It might be much less painful than that!
~Reisen
Alice Margatroid
Get in here faggots, we don't have all day
Shark dude
>>677685635
Don't worry, Marisa. If you die, I'll beat up whoever I have to beat up to bring you back to life.
Takumi
~Desu~
How do I get rid of extra chromosomes?
youmu
Starman
Kekton
Chiana
Your entire Family
Louise
Peep beep meme creep
>2hufaggotry
... Continue.
Coming along nicely.
>>677687164
Phoenix Down?
TINY RIIIIICK
>>677687164
Aww thanks!.. but if we're still in the hunger games that means i could get gut stabbed again -gasps-
Oscar winning movie
>>677683862
Get the fuck off of 4chan cuck
>>677686342
Yo we're in the same team Snoop lizzard!
I want in!
Bell
shark mauled leg
est
fuck it why not
Sugar Sprinkles
>>677683862
fortune
A Dingo
Vsauce
Squirtbard cunttackles
>>677683862
assmandudebro senpai
>>677688501
ha, someone's really bored
Corvo Attano
Bob Marley
>>677689117
hey look who's here
>>677689047
yes i am bored
start when goddammit
>>677689192
lol
Okay! That's enough. We're officially ready to begin! Ahaha~ This will be so much fun.
>>677687583
Love.
>>677688128
I'm rooting for you!
~Reisen
Parsee
>>677689703
time to die horribly
>>677689206
I'll refrain from introducing myself then.
>>677687685
I love you
>>677689703
Alright, we have our 24! Let's wish us luck!
>>677689943
oh sorry, please do. I mean no harm in anyway
>>677690109
Just forget about it, I'll be watching from the sides anyway.
>>677689904
Yep!
>>677689997
PTSD Elmo has been through enough shit to know he needs water!
>>677689703
I'll do my best!
why post half of the image?>>677690803
Look, people are already working together!
>>677691167
Clearly. Look how quickly you set about cold-blooded murder? You go!
>>677691671
Suspence maybe? I'll fix that soon.
>>677691671
>>677691434
Proper cropping is hard.jointpornographicexpressgoy
>>677691671
Shush, it's our first time.
>>677691858
ANYONE BUT TAKUMI! FUCK!
>>677691858
if your using chrome you can get an extension. and then you can screencap the whole page easily.
>>677691966
It sure looks like it is your first time, Reimu. Oh ho ho.
>>677692113
>Aang swoops in on his glider and lands, looking around
Whoah...I haven't been here in a long time...
Look at all of you run! Well, I did too, didn't I?
~Reisen
>>677692311
I can stand OP but you get the fuck out.
>>677691858
This might be kinda fun actually!
>>677691994
S-Sorry...
>>677692710
Too bad nobody gives a shit about your opinion
>>677693191
i care.... i care
>>677692710
>Frowns
Sorry...I just wanted to visit again after all those months away...
>>677693335
>2 off
Noone cares.
>>677693335
Touché
Wow, Marisa doesn't even stop, she's already looking for more poor, hapless victims to master spark.
And I slept through the whole day! That's how you stay pure.
Sorry, Rampage Guy. You didn't get to Rampage. Even a little.
>>677693780
Fuck
My need to eat food killed me
>>677683862
How is Alice2 these days?
bumperino
Ouch. Poor Plankton. And he's survived much worse too! So sad.
Louise killed a whole family! Oops!
Marisa! Noooooo
>>677694283
You perform as well as your tanks!
>>677694788
Ask Alice2.
>>677694788
I'm n-no longer Alice2. I j-just go by Alice now.
>>677695451
well fuck
>>677690200
Consider yourself check'd, new friend
>>677695451
I... I can see the light at the end of the tunnel bunny lady..
>>677695451
I didn't think I destroyed the moon and obliterated my enemy. Huh.
~Desu always lives on
out of page 8
Doesn't this violate rule 13?
>>677695451
And here I thought it was gonna lead to a death battle between my gang and Marisa's.
That would've been a much cooler way to go out... Oh well...
>dies
>>677695722
That's what you get for killing Takumi. Fucking whoar.
>>677695547
Where is she?
>>677695560
Oh hai, how are you these days?
Here's a recap of everyone's status! So many dead! And we've barely started! Wahoo!
>>677695753
Baaaaaka.
>>677696248
We're both ded ;~;
>>677696320
Takumi deserved it. Probably. Well, maybe not.
@op https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/fireshot/
>>677696636
He would never!
>>677696607
D-doing well! Making d-dosh, workin' out, d-doing threads....g-got some big things in the pipeline!
The first night is here! Is everyone sleeping soundly?
Whoo! Go Lizzole!
Sorry, Alice. You got beat by a Lizzard. But hey, Rick is still alive, right?
>>677696909
OH, he's a fire emblem. He was never gonna survive then!
>>677696974
Wonderful! Please don't overwork yourself so much. When do you usually make threads?
>>677697412
He's a Fire Emblem????
Also all my tributes are dead now.
>>677697570
8AM and 7-7:30 PM.
Short night. But now, the feast is here!
Why do I have a feeling it's going to come down to Louise, Sui and Elmo standing in a clearing, staring each other down?
>>677697783
I'm so sorry
>>677696636
>sighs
At least we won't be accused of cheating...
We're just about at the conclusion of this festival of blood now. All the silly earthlings are dead! Oh.. Me too, though. Oh well.
You can do it, Sui.
Tiny Rick Baka Desu
no matter the out come you were a formidable oe PTSD Elmo
>>677699360
this and so much more will be revealed next week. on a brand new series called the Gensokyo Hunger Games. Please stay tuned.
>>677697913
What are your threads usually about these days?
PTSD Elmo is our victor! Now, probably with like 1000x as much PTSD!
>>677699695
Aaah. I was rooting for you, desu~
>>677701109
It will?
>>677701217
Helping p-people...same as always?
Finally, Placements. Aaaand I'm going right back to the moon now because that was tiring!
I hope to get some feedback? I know it wasn't exactly amazing!
~Reisen
8 chan is gone for good. Now all the animu tripfags are going to come back to /b/
>>677701421
>claps from beyond the grave
Thank you for hosting, Reisen-chan! You did great!
>>677701784
Do you really want me to answer that question?
>>677701948
Thank you <4
>>677701993
If y-you simply want to insult me, I w-will be on my way.
>>677702346
Why would I insult you after not seeing you for 6 years? lol. Anyway why are you still helping people? I thought you moved on.
Hey Alice?
>>677702804
I'm Alice. It's w-what I do. Also it's only b-been five.
>>677703035
Mm?
>>677703129
I want to be in your chat and talk to you more often but I feel so unwelcome and sometimes I act autistic when talking(though everyone does this I guess)
How do I overcome this?
>>677703129
You should leave these anons alone, Alice. You don't want to give them false hope.
>>677703339
Maybe you should just talk to me about it. You know my email.
>>677703447
What f-false hope?
>>677703794
Was it the one that has loveover in it? I know there was another but it's lost in the abyss
>>677704129
[email protected]
>>677704263
yaya thought it was that one, wasn't sure if you wanted it posted here or not.
lemme find mine and awkwardly just say "hello"
>>677703794
You. You're the false hope. You don't want to be a false hope do you?
>>677704662
H-how am I false hope?
Oh also are you dual threading right now?
>>677703129
*hugs*
>>677704948
I'm c-currently quad t-threading...not q-quite up to my usual eight at a t-time...
>>677705057
すごい!
I'll get on that e-mail in a few.
>>677705054
*hugs* H-hello old f-friend.
>>677705231
T-take your time.
>>677705361
making people comfy today?
:)
>>677705361
>that picture
hnnng
you always were so cute in pictures like this
>>677704737
>>677704737
I don't remember much from the past but you always seemed "fake" to me and the others. We knew deep down that you wouldn't be able to help the people that really needed it.
>>677705535
singles confirms it.
>>677705472
*looks at her other threads* Y-yeah...let's g-go with that...
>>677705478
I'll b-be doing new cooking threads n-now that I have my dolls.
>>677705535
I t-think a lot of people I've helped would d-disagree, but I also d-don't particularly care f-for your view of me.
Bring some evidence to the game, then we'll talk. Until then, I'll help people as much as I can, and walk the path I've chosen.
>>677705911
>>677705779
Dubs destroys it.
>>677705911
I'm glad~ ^ ^
happyness is a great gift.
>>677705999
oohhhhhh ohhhh trips confirms it once more
>>677705911
かわいいですね
>>677706149
*smiles*
>>677705779
Lol.
>>677705911
I can't find anyone from the past, really. I left that boring life behind and so should you. You need to move on.
W-well, I'm back from the dea-
...
>>677706469
I'll d-decline, thank you.
>>677706519
S-sorry, it s-seems I t-took over this thread on accident...
>>677706519
Don't be silly, this is Alice's thread now.
>>677706467
*relaxes comfortably nearby*
>>677706610
No matter what you do you'll never be like the original Alice.
Fuck off alice
you're a tyrant
>>677706812
*smirks then laughs* Oh h-how wrong you are...s-see, you don't know s-something when you tried to push that soft s-spot, dear Anonymous.
You missed a very important lesson, something we've learned in the last year or so. *giggles* Isn't that right, Reimu?
>>677706610
That's fine! It was just a trial run, and the game's over now. It's back to being a "whatever" thread again!
>>677706721
how else are you supposed to relax?
violently?
>>677707031
HGA threads are filthy.
Alice infesting HGA threads is super-cancer.
You should just watch anime with me instead.
>>677707053
that's possible.
>>677706991
8ch has permanently been destroyed. Its time to move back to /b/.
>>677706991
Don't hate
>>677707197
If it's gone for more than a week, I will personally bring back postwar animu threads
>>677707351
Nice. Also Ema can't stop talking about you. Jailbait, man, jailbait.
>>677706991
W-what in the world do you even m-mean by that?
>>677707351
Oh? Where was this said? Also link me the finder, I can't find it.
>>677707581
Did she ever make an account for people to talk to her on?
>>677707187
im not really into anime or shows in general at the moment
>>677707595
lol a monkey?
:D
>>677707581
What the fuck
Why
>>677707595
You know damn well what I mean
Are you the one that booted Bard?
>>677707782
Well
what would you rather do with me right now
that is possible and is not cyber
>>677707029
You are such a fool. I'm glad I left that life behind. I hope you're comfortable living in your creepy fantasy land. Goodnight, Fake Alice.
>>677707694
Do you have me on steam?
msg me
>>677707879
aw damn no cybering...
>>677707879
Y-you don't even know who I am and y-you are attacking m-me for things that other p-people are saying w-without knowing the full story?
Yes, this sure is a circlejerker...
>>677707947
S-sleep tight! *hugs*
It's interesting you don't want to be proven wrong.
Alice can you confirm that my e-mail reached you by chance? I think the server might not be sending things out.
>>677708123
You booted him because what he said about sci, right?
>>677707752
Yeah, she did.
>>677707879
Maybe your charm? Don't be a pedophile, now.
>>677708123
i think those shrimp look delicious!
Sup
>>677708327
Where can I find it?
>>677708327
What the fuck kind of bait is this?
>>677708291
I d-did, thank you!
>>677708306
I d-didn't boot him at all; l-like I said, you don't know the situation.
>>677708390
T-thank you!
>>677708590
Well then, tell me the situation
I can see me marrying my gorgeous sweet kind caring girlfriend and it makes me happy as fuck
>>677706647
If you say that she'll just feel bad.
>>677707029
We do have a lot in common, don't we?
>>677708590
Ah okay, thank you.
>>677708590
why is that steak soo grey/white?
:O
>>677708078
>>677708723
happiness is fleeting.
>>677708659
A l-large majority of p-people in m-my chat have b-been wronged by Bard, either t-through his spying activities or v-via his direct insults and t-telling people to commit suicide.
T-there is a laundry list of r-reasons, but I h-have never kicked him and h-he still has an account that is fully functional. However, w-whenever he comes in, even if g-given a chance, h-he continues to alienate my m-moderators and admins, w-who then kick him for justifiable and valid reasons.
I'm not a tyrant, a king, or even a leader; I merely run the place, but I trust my moderators and admins, as well as the users, to exercise good judgement. Sadly, Bard has...not...had good judgement, and has pissed off a lot of people.
What would you have me do? I wish to help people; telling others to commit suicide is antithetical to that.
>>677708834
It w-was cooked too quickly; I didn't h-have much time during a real time cooking thread!
>>677709273
i want more! :D
>>677709273
Okay.
You run a chat and shit, right?
So I would just do it according to the rules of the chat.
If the nigga is harassing your users contantly, then yeah you have full right to do so
>>677709537
T-that's what I did. Yet f-for doing so, I am d-declared a tyrant.
Does that seem fair to you?
>>677709506
One m-more. I intend to do a cooking thread soon, m-maybe even this friday.
We'll make burgers!
these fucking captchas are broken
>>677708903
-touches your tail-
>>677709739
You know, I still don't know the full story.
But I do know there was a huge ass war sparked by your intolerance to the CJers.
Wanna tell me about that?
>>677709739
yummy meal!
eggs and bacon!
i think i'll make that for dinner tonight~
>>677709902
"huge ass war"
Literally no one but the CJers care.
>>677709902
...w-what? I always l-left the circlejerkers alone. Bernkastel formed the circlejerkers j-just to fuck with me, and all I d-did was avoid them and l-let them do their own thing.
After around March 2012 I stopped even defending myself; exactly how am I intolerant?
>>677709959
It's v-very delicious!
>>677709883
The ones that continually update until nothing is left are a bitch.
also
>
>>677710134
how will i find it on friday!?
:O
>>677710131
N-not here, Marisa!!
>>677710344
J-just look for the thread w-with an Alice cosplayer as the header?
>>677710116
exactly
huge ass war
>>677710134
aiite aiite
I'm a huge newfaf so it's all hearsay
I'm not going to judge unless I experience it firsthand
anyway, home base is back online so im out
I would like to talk with you more about this, so if you have a steam or someshit, it would be nice
>>677710402
You can't stop it!
>>677710134
>the show the mods don't want you to see!
Well if I knew about it before I would have wanted to see it
>>677710431
okay! ^_^
thanks for the kewl glasses btw!
i was uber patient!
>>677710575
Also k-keep in mind, t-this is....my thread...and y-you guys invaded it, while I w-was minding m-my own business...
Also you named your first board after...me...to fuck with me....yet I'm the aggressor?
>>677710766
Buttfox named that shit
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
FUCK THE RHODOKS
>>677710718
It w-was my pleasure. You c-can also come to my chat if y-you like.
>>677710869
Y-yes, as a dig at me.
>>677710989
ajax?
xat?
anekichan row row?
i don't know where the chat is anymore. :c
>>677711370
anekiho.me/chat
anekihou.se/chat
S-sorry, anekichan g-got stolen from m-me...