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Im bored, trips decides what to do
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>>677682977
sharpie in ass
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>>677682977
take a shower
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checktrips. OP blows off left nut. webm proof
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Go shoot up a police station or government building.
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eat my ass
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>>677684263
Reroll
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>>677682977
Become an hero!
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>>677682977
find a job
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Shoot monitor
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>>677682977
Shoot yourself in the hand, livestream it for us all.
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Shoot gun inside house provide proof
Or pour water over your shitty razor keyboard and buy a new one
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>>677682977
Get your fucking finger off the trigger.
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>>677682977
nice dubs, nice gun

also I think you should go outside, looks sunny
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Bury chair in backyard
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>>677682977
Shoot yourself with small caliber to get immune to large ones.
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Burn your mousepad
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>>677682977 (OP)
stick it in your ass
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>>677682977
An Hero: The Movie, Livestream Edition.
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Shoot both your big toes off and stream it
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>>677684840
Its not cocked u fag
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put some numbers on the side and make it stattrak
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>>677682977
Kill yourself.
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>>677682977
sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
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>>677682977
make a smiley face on The Wall by shooting at it
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>>677684991
Reroll
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Cover gun in mayonaise
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
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Fill gun barrel with mustard
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>>677685125
Then place it inside pooper
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Pour Ketchup all over keyboard
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
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Fap
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buy something actually good like a Glock 26 or Glock 19
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Shoot your mouse and keyboard then post pics with timestamp
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>>677682977
Kill yourself
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>>677684994
You mean loaded or chambered? You can't/don't need to cock a gun that doesn't have a manual firing hammer for it to fire.
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>>677685366
shoot ur keyboard
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>>677682977
Go to the nearest hospital. Tell them you feel sick. Then have your fun inside the doctors room, after that make sure you take alot with you.

Tie a gopro or anything that records a full hour onto your head. If they ask what it is, tell them it's for a school project.

Every sick person u hit is 50 points.
Not a sick person is 100 points worth.
Hospital staff is 150 points.
Security or any cop is 300 points.

Get as many points as u can.
At 1000 points I will donate a 1000$ into your paypal.
The more points, the more dollars you get.

When you reach 10.000 points. You will become the king of /b for eternity. Also will I donate you a good 15k dollars.

After your playtime, to show me that you have don it, and also so I can count the points, post it on vid(dot)me

Good luck soldier.


Ignore this post if you're just showing off your piece.
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Put computer mouse in bowl of milk
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Shoot your monitor
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Stuff your ass with that gun with a comdon on top
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
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>>677685498
this
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>>677685407
> glocks

Shit tier
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put that shit up your ass faggot
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>>677685498
Reroll
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>>677685556
off by one
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An hero and stream it
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>>677684936
Works
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>>677682977
visit mchan for 1 hour
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Shit on keyboard
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>>677685636
shoot keyboard
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>>677685636
Roll
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Put gun in butthole and pull the trigger
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>>677685453
This.
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Kys
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
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uuu dubs here

reroll
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>>677685453
I want to do this.. Please hook me up with a gun.
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>>677682977
PUT THIS GUN DOWN AND GO TO SLEEP
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uu dubs again


reroll
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>>677685766
Check'd.
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Take an NRA gun safety course with your dad and make sure you store all firearms in a secure location in your home so that children cannot access them.
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>>677682977
buy some stat-trak upgrades...
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Put dick behind rail slide and open fire.
*for all illiterate gun fags out there, this really fucking hurts* WILL leave a gash.
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Pour milk all over couch
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>>677685900
Check'd the checker.
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>>677685424
How is it gonna fire if the hammers not back on a single action hand gun...
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Shoot your dick head
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Post a picture of the biggest phallic-shaped thing you have up your ass.

If you got nothing, jerk off and take a nap.
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
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shoot you genitals
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>>677685766
winrar
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Light keyboard on fire
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>>677682977
If trips your computer goes rips

In otherwords you shoot your computer
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shoot your genitals
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Shoot out your lights
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Sharpie in pooper
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Shoot yourself in the thigh.
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in need of moar weapon, send to me op
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>>677685984
This
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>>677685453
This if trips.
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>>677686062
nigger jew
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
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shoot your genitals!!!
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>>677686083
This
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Call your mother and tell her you love her.
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Take ur finger off the trigger and go take a dump
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>>677685453
Lord of 4chan provide me with trips.
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shoot your keyboard
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shoot yo ur genitals
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Disassemble gun, hide in anus, forget it's there.
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Shoot up the table.
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Gun barrel in popper. Time stamp also nigger
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Hand shot
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>>677685453
OP, just do this already. Amuse the gods.
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>>677685657
Isn't it down?
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
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shoot big toe.
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Shit on the table.
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shoot comp
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Put mustard all over keyboard
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Wish me a happy birthday. I turned 20 today
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end your life on stream
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
Join the Peace Corps.
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Shit on your keyboard and smear it in
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show me your genitals
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>>677685453
Gods of the underworld. I call upon you. Invest your power into my post so it becomes trips. It will be a massacre of a kind. Serving blood for you. Trips please my liege.
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>>677686637
Happy Birthday!
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>>677686637
reroll
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Fire the table.
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>>677682977
buy a new keyboard
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buy the biggest dildo you can find on amazon
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Shoot yourself in the foot, then in the hand you maatetbate with, maatetbate with the hand maybe try put dick through the hole made in hand. Cum all over foot and hand then go hospital rub it over everyone you see.. Get fixed up then shoot moniter, keyboard, mouse.
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>>677685453
Hey where can I get a gun?
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
Join the Peace Corps.
Start seeing a therapist
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DO NOTHING
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>>677686637
what did you get for you birthday?
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>>677685962
reroll
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>>677685453
Check these trips nigger
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cover yourself in mayonaise then go to a mall and walk around naked
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Shoot yourself in the foot
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>>677685453
roll
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>>677686637
roll
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sell gun, develop delicate liberal sensibilities, campaign for tighter and more restrictive gun laws, vote bernie sanders.
Learn to play the ukulele.
Start experimenting with pansexuality.
Tell your father you love him.
Major in gender studies at university.
Learn how to make cappuccino art.
Buy a single-speed bicycle.
Publicly denounce guns as realistic self-defense
Join the Peace Corps.
Start seeing a therapist
Start working at a co-op for fresh organic fruits and vegetables.
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Go outside and shoot the first black person you see
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>>677685453
rolling
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Go avenge these souls. Go shoot up a mosque.
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>>677686748
Mike Tyson is that you?
>maatetbate
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cover your face in apple sauce
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cover it in siracha and shoot into pooper
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>>677685453
wtf is going on here
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put that shit down friend
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>>677687032
rolling
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>>677687054
Fuck off, Randy
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>>677687054
fuck off
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>>677685453
Plis
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>>677685978
>1911
>single action
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>>677687032
rolling for this
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>>677687032 what's the story behind this picture?
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>>677682977

Clean gun. Go shooting range. Never be a faggot.
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>>677685453
The gods must not like me.
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Shoot the first black person you see
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My gun is nicer !!
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shoot all you computer shit
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Fill bathtub with water, put keyboard in bathtub
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>>677687049
fuck you ricky, im going to get jim
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>>677685453
Santa,

I want this.
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>>677685453
go op
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shoot monitor bro
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>>677687032
Re roll, if I don't get dubs of trips you should still do it :)

When you get caught say "refuges welcome and I done it for the lulz"
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>>677682977
Shoot out 1 of your neighbors windows
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Roll plz
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Shoot yourself in the dick
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shoot the gun
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>>677687054
Fak 0fF Randy
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>>677685453
Op I think it's clear..
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put mustard on your face then go out for a walk naked put a gopro on your dick post the video
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shoot your monitor
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Eat a full block of cheese with pepsi/coke
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>>677687500
doubles check.
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shoot up poop chute and webm proof
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Aprende español
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poopie in the sharper
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>>677685453
rolling for this
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drink 2 gallons of milk and cover your gun in mustard
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>>677685453
Op is a faggot and won't deliver anything.
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Shoot up your work or school faggot
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Kys
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Empty fridge, dump everything onto the floor
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>>677685453
the time is now op...
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>>677685453
Fuk you op, die. you won't deliver.
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>>677686637
happy birthday bro. don't have an appropriate pic, so here is a Tu-95 i guess
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>>677682977
Give the gun to some coon and then call him a nigger.
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>>677687271
Do me a favor and write "James Allan Runs Shit" on the paper and I will be forever grateful
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>>677687634
Wtf did I just watch lmao
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Kysd
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shoot out your windows
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>>677685453
he won't deliver
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>>677685453
rick
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shoot your own dick
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>>677687924
roll
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Shoot 5 bullets to you gaming computer/usual computer
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Poop on keyboard
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>>677685453
roll
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shoot a dog
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Hey Elliot Rodger here & i want to give a suggestion my suggestion is kill as many bitches as possible & then run them over with your car if you have one bro become supreme like me.
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>>677688034
REROLL
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Shoot PC
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>>677685453
Rolling for this. OP pls deliver. You will be the eternal hero of 4chan
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Put all utencils in microwave and turn it on for 10 minutes.
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>>677688073
This
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Shit in the gun then fire bullets into gaming setup and see what happens
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shoot yourself for being a razor fanboy
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shoot your stovetop with the gas lit
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live suicide
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Fuck, why can nobody get trips?
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cover your face in mustard, get a dog. take a picture with the dog tucked under your right arm while naked. then get the gun and cover it in apple sauce. then eat a whole pot of mayonaise with a fork
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shoot yourself in the hand
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>>677685453
everyone roll this.
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>>677688299
reroll
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Stop Being a faggot, Take apart the gun and play some CSGO
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>>677688319
Trips are banned
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Gun in microwave
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don't do anything
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shoot out your car windows
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Randomly shoot out the window.
Don't forget to load it.
And chamber it.
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cover your face in mustard, get a dog. take a picture with the dog tucked under your right arm while naked. then get the gun and cover it in apple sauce. then eat a whole pot of mayonaise with a fork. THen eat a banana
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>>677688319
because there will be no trips in this thread
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Shoot that shitty razor keyboard
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>>677682977
You might begin by inserting a loaded magazine.

Then pull back slide and let it slam forward.
You now have the 1911 at Condition-0

Then please continue by inserting muzzle into your mouth, at an upward angle of between 40 and 60 degrees...
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eat butter, just butter. get yourself a spoon and a nice pot of butter
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>>677682977
Shoot yourself in the foot. Post pics after.
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>>677685453
this
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>>677688477
holy fuck rerolling this
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Pour milk over computer
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>>677682977
What to do? Anon there is only one thing to do and that is "IT" faggot!
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shoot out the window without looking
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guys dont waste your trips, we OP to deliver something neat
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You should pull your pants down and maturate to some porn. If you have already done that, invite your mother to do it with you. She will understand, and might even like it.
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>>677688667
YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU IDIOT
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Pawn it and buy burger king with it
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>>677685766
Guys this is the closest to trips on this thread.

Op deliver or fucking go home.
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>>677682977
get a job you social scum
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>>677688443
See?
Also, rerolling for hospital shooting idea
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>>677688477
Reroll
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>>677685312
And pull the damn trigger
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>>677688667
How bad do you feel right now?
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stick the gun up your ass
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Go outside with the gun and condom
Wrap the condom on the barrel of the gun
Fire it at a tree and see what happens
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>>677682977
go find that anon that keeps postging the mouse penis cut off thing and kill them

roawlin fer trips yo
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shoot out the window without looking and eat a banana, also cover your face in mustard and take a photo with a dog tucked under your left arm
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>>677688845
:(
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>>677688882
see now this just pisses me off
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>>677688831
that's stupid, you can see that on youtube..

Rolling for hospital shoot em up game :)
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