There's a decent man sitting in jail because of what I did.
Only 9 more years to go.

>>677670534

speak to the right people and have a war started because of her, shes either gonna come clean or theyre gonna die its up to them

my horrible secret is that you're a faggot

>>677670787
What the hell are you talking about?
What I did had nothing to do with a woman.

>>677671015

fuck off

I've helped 3 past gfs suck, fuck and get licked by a friends dog

I want to be cucked, forced to suck the cum from by gf pussy while in chastity then get pegged from her while sucking the dudes dick

>>677670534
what did you do anon?

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I once fucked a 11 year old nignog in her ass when I was 13 . came so deep she said stop peeing in me. hardest ever came in my life till this day. It was not consensual. And i left her anus bloodied and dripping cum. When I think about it while fuck I always cum so damn hard. That was over 16 years ago.

Details if asked for

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I once ate a cookie without my mom noticing

b-u-m-p

When I was a kid I shoved a plastic tube up my butt in the bathroom. I would then blow up the tube to fill my anus with air. Then I would fart out the air. Very fun, lots of laughs

>>677671776
impaired driving accident. Dragged my unconscious passenger into the drivers seat then called the cops.

I was sexual molested Myou one Bros younger sister and ended up having sex with her when she hit 14. Know one knows but her and I. Fucking jk you pedo sons a bitches I ever find one I'm killing him on site.

>>677672105
this story is fake, and you are a virgin neck-beard faggot who lives in moms basement and jerks off to tranny porn.

>>677672659
was your passenger a friend? did you end up killing someone you hit with the car?

>>677672702
go pedo hunting. noble way to pass time

posted a blowjob video of my wife without her knowing. Look for it on zoig.com/late night bj from bbw

>>677672702
I fucking hate pedos, report anyone you think is one.

>>677672936
Not really, didn't really know him. And yes.

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>>677669753
I have jacked off to nothing but interracial/sissy porn for the last ~9 months

>>677673549

u know condoms are cheap u dont have to keep using the same one bro

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>>677672762
Normies fap to traps, he'd fuck the bunny.

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>>677673646
Why not just waste go bare?

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>>677670534
Confess you fucking pussy, he's upset and depressed and here you are doing nothing about you disgrace of a man

>>677673428
i assume this happened in the states due to a shitty justice system

>>677673549
Me too except it's been the past year and a half

I locked myself in chastity to train myself to cum from anal penetration

Going strong for 10 days now haven't done it yet though

I've been secretly recording just about any woman that stays at our place.

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>>677674278
holy shit I was trying to learn how to do that for so long. I got to a point where I was almost able to do it, but I was in a relationship. I couldn't be that....

but now..... fuck you're making me want to get back into it

>>677675003
>our

Explain.

2 years ago, I was 17 and my sister 13 I took my sister to a friend's house
We ended up getting super drunk and couldn't really do anything but laugh and speak nonsense
I eventually had sex with my sister, really hard. Best I've ever had but still really fucked up, don't remember if it was consensual, but neither does she
So, yeah :(

Ive stolen around 40-50 pairs of panties from my best friends sisters. Still dont know how i havent been caught.

>>677676849
Maybe they let you... :O

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>be me, young, only 20 bucks in my pocket
>900+ km far away from home, can't buy a full ticket
>didn't ask for parents for help - they would kill me if they knew
>bought a ticket for a ~99 km far station
>boarded.mp3
>ticket was checked just one station before expiring (phew!)
>after 600 km, sometime around 5:40am, train stopped in a change-direction station, so I got off the train, bought a ticket for the remaining no-stop 195km journey and boarded again.
>ticket control came in a few minutes later
>imsafe!.jpg

TL;DR: got home with less than 20 bucks

>inb4: noticed niggers using the same trick

>>677677010
Yeah i doubt that. At the time i was taking them fairly frequently. I doubt they liked having almost no panties.

>>677677693
You still do it??

I fucked a woman that was 54 twice

>>677677904
Not really no. Havent done it for a couple of years now. Im still tempted every now and again. I just dont see a point in it anymore.

>>677678743
You should tell someone about it
Get help and get rid of the brat

>>677678743

Sir, you finally understand the life of a 21 year old gay queer blackmailed by a 14 year old faggot.

>>677678743
Just kick his ass? Your fucking 7 years older than him. If i tried that shit on my brother ( 10 years older ) He'd either just laugh his ass of or kick my ass.

>>677675203
>but now..... fuck you're making me want to get back into it

DO IT

We can learn and train together

Do you have a chastity cage or any toys?

>>677669753
I went black once and I went back.

>>677679679
What was the picture of? The one he was blackmailing you with

Also how the hell did all this start happening?

>>677679679
Yeah i can see theres no helping you. Your clearly just here for the attention. If you really wanted to do something about it take a fucking magnet to his computer. You know. Grow a pair in general. Your 7 years older and your acting like such a little bitch.

>>677680158
Do eet
Could you pass as a girl? How old are you?

Also they are only like $15 on aliexpress

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I think my sister is sexy as fuck.

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>>677680764

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>>677680809
I wanna fuck her so bad.

>>677680499
Post a pic of yourself

Also you need to come up with a cunning plan like in Game of Thrones to subvert him

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>>677680873
Her body is so nice.

>>677672702
You're a faggot, buddy

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>>677669753
>I've fucked about 30 prostitutes
>I think about suicide everyday
>I fall in love with almost any woman who talks to me
>I have possible psoriasis on my dick
>I actually love Star Trek

>>677680939
I'd probs think she's hot if she were my sister too. It doesn't matter what you think, it matters what you do, brother.

>>677671405
tasty

>>677681063
That pic makes no sense. I base my tips off of the service i get. I cant know a head of time if they suck at their jobs or not.

>>677669753
I made a mistake in my life that ruined my relationship with the only woman I've ever actually cared for.
I'm probably going to kill myself at some point in the future.
I want people to hate me so they're not too sad when I go.

I am starting to think their is a secret agenda on the internet that is trying to turn white men into cucks. It's starting to fuck with my head guys...

I wanted to have sex with my mom, but now she passed away. rip.

I ate the 2 month old fetus of my partner that came out after chemical interruption.

>>677673342
>bbw
you're secret is you married a whale

In college I had a roommate who was slim and had a feminine figure. He was bi and had no problem telling me when we moved in together; also a very smart dude dedicated to school. He wasnt into the drinking scene and would stay home most nights but I was a huge partier.

If i struck out at whatever event I was at and didnt bring a chick home we would play the jerk off buddies game you see on fap roulettes.

Most of the time I would win and fuck him but i recall one particular night I let myself cum quickly on purpose so he would fuck me.

good times.

I used to be an orbiter and have a oneitis. Her name was Christine and despite having a near-unibrow, to me she was the one person I wanted for... I don't know. To be honest, I'd been happy with cuddles and belly rubs. I loved her when we both were like 8 or something, I saw her and I really knew she was the one for me...

Turns out, she wasn't. Thank fuck, thanks to that I've met and been with women who are way more interesting than her. Let this be a lesson to you all anons, just because someone is attractive it does not mean she is nice. Wish I could go back in time and slap myself into shape so now I'd be 10 times more successful.

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>my sister died of heroin overdoes and I got stuck raising her daughter
>My niece is the one who did it
>injected mum with triple what a human can take
>my niece is 14 and use's heroin as well because of mum
>My niece is also a nymphomaniac
>she gets really depressed when she doesn't get sex
>she injects herself in my place
>we fuck all the time and she wakes me up for work every morning with a blowjob and a fuck
>her dad (also dead) taught her at very young age

pic unrelated

>>677681879
In season 2, when the dwarf became the King's hand and entered King's Landing, he didn't know who he could trust and who was working for the Kind and Queen.

He told 3 different stories to 3 different people that would surely get a violently angry reaction from the Queen.

He told person A - "Your daughter will be married off in X random place"
Person B - "Your daughter will be married off in Y random place"
Person C - "Your daughter will be married off in Z random place"

When the Queen came to him FURIOUS that her daughter would be married off in place Z, he knew who he couldn't trust.

Some shit like that.

You have to exploit something in yall's life for your gain and to expose him.
Easier said than done. It requires creativity.

If you can't think of a good plan, play some chess online. It will help.

>>677681460
It's very apparently talking about the people who have no plan to tip regardless.

>>677681920
What's stopping you?

Im thinking about getting into drug dealing game

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>>677682434

>certified gayfag

I fingered my gfs psychotic friend while she was drunk and crying. AMA

>>677683145
Topkek

I've never had sex, I'm a 19 year old guy, and my first sexual experience was last year where a friend and I blew each other. I consider myself socially straight because I'd never date a guy and I hate fucking hate whiny LBGT flamers who bitch on tumblr about rights and shit. So I guess I'd say I'm sexually sort of bi because I'm not opposed to sexual incounters with other guys, but I'm still attracted to women.

>>677683145
This.

a girl wrecked in a car because of the fact that i was riding on my bike and i wasnt paying attention and tried to cross the road.... she swerved and rolled her car... shes now paralyzed from the waist down...

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>>677683638
Well

>>677683145
i don't even have the ashes, kek.

>>677683559
>I've never had sex, I'm a 19 year old guy
Literally not a big deal and not really worthy of a "secrets" thread.

I think you are 14 if you think not having sex by 19 is a big deal

>>677681460
Agreed, tips are for good service. Not expected service. At the end of the day I'm a customer purchasing from the establishment, without me, you'd have no job.

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Started with jerking to her underwear, then moved to fapping to her while sleeping, the recording myself doing that secretly, and now i have a strong wish to make the next move and fuck my daughter. But small chances it will hapoen cuz rape is out of the question...

>i fucked best friend gf twice
>i shiplifted several times
>im dealing weed
>i hate niggers and immigrants
>ive been fucking best friends mom in course of 3 years when i was 18

>and many more...just ask a specific theme

>>677684066
I dont think the being a 19 year old virgin is the bad part, the secret was that I sucked a cock before I ever licked a pussy.

>>677674278
>>677675203
It takes time and complete lack of penis contact. once you get there, it's supposed to be incredible

I like so facialize myself.
Is that too gay?

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>>677682583

>>677684301
How can you deal weed when you hate your most popular customers?

>>677684301
Got anything that doesnt make you seem like an edgelord?

>>677672105
DeTails then

>>677684853
>haha good one
>best customers it guys, tbo

>my biggest darkest secret
I once killed a man in Reno

My biggest secret is that i am afraid to live. I have had many fucked up things happen to me throughout my life and it has damaged me in so many ways. I don't go outside anymore, i have no plans for the future. I'm 21 with nothing to show for myself. The worst part is i have no idea where to start, things are that fucked up, has been for over 5 years.

when 16 parents not home invite friend and his gf
weed lmao beers end up double team her friend cum fast and didnt do much at all i fucked the shit out of her
we continue fuck 1on1 without him knowing
no regrets

>>677685030
Why did you do it?

>>677675392
This

>>677684891
>ive been donating a lot of money to cancer kids hopital

>>677685173
Just to watch him die

>>677675944
DETAILS!

>>677685263
And??

>>677678997
Wha happen?

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I've posted a pic of my GF's face here and asked for anon's to cum on it.

>>677669753

>at giant house party, about 60+ people there at least
>everyone super wasted
>big, big house
>find myself in one of the back bedrooms away from main party noise
>extremely popular girl from hs is there on bed passed out on her stomach
>fat ass for white girl, small maybe b cup titties
>ask if shes awake... no response
>shake her... no response
>check if shes breathing.... she is
>lock door
>pull blanket off her, all she is wearing is a sport bra and thong undies
>try to wake her again... nothing
>boner at full mast, no stopping this freight train now
>grab ass, silky smooth and a little firm
>slowly pull down panties
>perfect little vag, shaved and cute
>lick finger, stick finger in
>holy fuck tight vagoo
>finger her for a little while
>she starts moaning in her sleep but not moving at all
>take off her sports bra, basically had to manhandle her to do it. convinced me she just isnt gonna wake
>pull out diamond hard cock
>do the standard rub around her mouth, slap her checks, stick it between her ass checks
>say fuck it and go balls deep in that vag. almost the best feeling vagina ive had
>pound it for maybe ten minutes pulling out every couple so i dont cum
>slowly slide in her ass using my spit for lube
>after a couple minutes of being gentle I got it all the way in
>slowly thrusting and going balls deep in her ass
>feel myself start to reach that point
>know I should pull out so I wont be caught
>dick overides brain commands and I just start speeding up my pounding.
>tense up as I thrust one last time all the way in her ass, balls deep as it were.
>release massive load into her ass
>wipe up what I can, redress her and leave

I honestly think she believed her boyfriend did it because he was at the party at one point

>>677680972
I'm not your buddy, pal

>>677685429
Actually ive been saying everything straight

>>677672571
kekekekekek

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I'm the one who wrote the post the guy in the picture was responding to. Anon thought I was talking about his cousin. I'm still looking for you anon if you're in this thread. I want to know if you ever fucked her.

My secret was that I drugged my wife in a club and left her exposed on a couch. Watched for hours as several guys did whatever the wanted to her.

I sniff my little sisters used panties

She is 9

I was a child molester. I would've gotten away with it except I was meddling kids.

>>677669753
I want to kick you right in your secrets.

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>>677669753
I browse mchan..

my friends accept that I browse 4chan, it's even trendy, but fuck if they knew I go to mchan my life would be over. Forever an outcast

>>677671437
Call me.

>>677669753
The perfect ABDL story where the chick sits in a dirty shitty diaper for days and enjoys it. Or some hot chicks shitting in their panties and staying in it for a while and then putting a diaper over it and then shitting in it even more without changing. Or, or, or a story where there is a hot chick that doesn't wipe at all and never changes her panties and never showers.
I also like women not showering and get really nasty. When they don't wipe, don't shower, no hygiene, shit and piss in their panties and sit in it, and smell. Also, with the added smelly vagina. That also makes me moist.

>>677682434
>"jerk off buddies game"?

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>>677685966

>>677683638
She won't feel that rape then!

Ive been wearing diapers 24/7 for about a year now

>>677685968
http://fap-roulette.net/#roulette-331

when i was 21 told my boyfriend will go to have fun with girlfriends in atlantic city for the weekend
the truth was i went to a sex club alone i was the youngest one there and the hotest. let a bunch of guys to fuck me the oldest one was 50+ also did a lot of blowjobs

I have at least 2 illegitimate children

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>>677686198

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I jerk off at my work every single day.

>>677681920
And now she knows.... And thinks you are a loser.

>>677686315
>http://fap-roulette.net/#roulette-331
Eeexcelent...

>>677686426
Why are you even in a relationship.Let him be with someone better.

>>677680764
Holy shit she's hot as fuck anon

>>677671405
WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE WOMAN:?

>>677671138
that's fucking solid reply

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HIt a school bus!

I have a rape fetish that I want to act out soooooooooo bad

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>>677686194
>Little Jimmy in forest
>Little Jimmy is naked
>Little Jimmy sees tree
>Little Jimmy peels of bark from tree
>Little Jimmy proceeds to rub bark in his small tender anus back in forth
>Little Jimmy moans with intense pleasure
>Little Jimmy begins bleeding out of anus
>Little Jimmy only becomes hornier
>Little Jimmy spreads blood all over his body
>Little Jimmy still rubs the bark back and forth in his tender anus
>Little Jimmy does this while sucking his own dick
>Little Jimmy bites off his own dick and eats it
>Little Jimmy shits on the bloody bark he is sliding in his tender anus
>Little Jimmy moans in excitement
>The forest is happy
>Little Jimmy is happy
>The village up the path hear Little Jimmy's moans
>The village investigates
>The village sees what Little Jimmy is doing
>The village joins
>The village black men do some kinky moves on Little Jimmy while he rubs those bloody pieces of bark through his anus
>The village white men set up a porn studio and internet service for all the forest to view
>The village women pissed in cups showing off their unclean cunts around the black men and Little Jimmy
>The village cameras are recording
>The village is naked naked so they violently masturbate
>The village men were too intense and ripped off their dicks
>The village men ate their dicks while getting rocks off the ground and shoving them into their nice firm asshole
>The village women are extra kinky today and chew on their tits while shitting on each other
>The forest is happy
>Little Jimmy is happy
>The village is happy

>>677672659
u know 4chan isnt 100% anonymous? U will go to jail bud

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>>677669753
I have a scar running up the length of my dick.

>>677687422
trans fgt

>>677687158

as a matter of fact im waiting for one , the mirror one to come and visit me , and who knows maybe move in and fuck and she can cook me dinner u know the drill - at least thats what i tell her

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>>677687327

>>677679910
Im sure you went back many times. Probably mixed in a couple of other races into the mix while you were at it. Slut.

>>677687158

but dont tell my girlfriend

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>>677687519
not even, cut it on a rusty playground

>>677680873
damn she looks good.

Got drunk and fucked my classmate, later got accused of rapeing her and almost got f-ing beaten to death because of it, dont really know if i actually raped her or if she was awake. Also had a thing with another girl at the time who found out and hates my guts for it, good times

>>677687656
He could have continued vomiting on his wifu and then she vomits on the narrator and then they eat the vomit and then the wifu shits on herself and then rubs the shit all over her body. The narrator says kawaii and then licks the remaining shit from the asshole. They begin to flap closely together and kissing french style all over. They lick up each others mess. The wifu beings to shit all over the bathroom with enormous farts and filling it up to the brim. The shit collapses outside the door. They swim in their shit and eat their shit at the same time making more vomit. Suddenly a time paradox occurs and all women are regressed back into babies. The wifu is mentally regressed into a baby but the time paradox granted her with an amazing fucking hot body. The husband thinks this is even more kawaii and cums all over her. He then precedes to put a skimpy hello kitty shirt to cover her boobs as they grew to rip apart her shirt. She shit her pants what weighs 1000 pounds and couldn't move. The husband put a diaper on her in the filled to the brim with shit bathroom and doesn't bother to remove the panties. The shit is in the diaper and she lives out her days as a mentally regressed adult women as baby. All the other women had this occur to them also. The husbands thought everyone was so kawaii. Then the wifu began to say sonic and everyone transformed into different sonic characters and mutations of those sonic characters. All the men rubbed their hole like Tails while they watched their wifus crawl around in their enormous diapers. No one changed diapers they all enjoyed the smell. The husband turned into sonic and was the only sonic in the entire world. He ran fast and rounded up all the wifu adult babies who were really hot and cummed all over them and destroyed all their diapered pussies.

>>677685602
uh, I was waiting for it to be funny
never happened

just saying

>>677687918
it was attempt to be queer freak

>>677688224
He was then announced as king of the world and then the men were regressed into adult diaper babies and then everyone was a baby. Nothing got done except that the shit overflowed the rivers and covered the entire world. Everyone was covered in shit. Everyone lived forever because they are so kawaii. They lived happily ever after for eternity without dying.

>>677681640
You sound crazy.

>>677688350
But wait! All the animals got regressed too but they fucked like animal sonic things day and night with the humans being permanent babies. Aliens watched from far away and were like "What the fuck!" and Earth said "Fuck you too!" and the aliens then regressed into secsxy adult babies as well and the curse continued to spread until the universe itself had a giant diaper. The universe then took a massive shit with a fart that was loud as a whale on steroids popped into existence "PFFPFPTPTFPPPTFPFFPTPF[FTFPGFOHODGRBKFDHOISV HULDSU IHOHU"
It caused the universe to implode on itself and start again but this time everything living was born an adult and became an anime baby that was Asian white of hotness and had a diaper on it. The trees were grown with diapers, the squirrels were born with diapers, even subatomic particles at diapers protecting them in case they make a wee wee.

>>677688153
Daniel?

Ill greentext the story of how i almost got caught stealing a pair of panties.
>Chilling at a buddies house with all my friends
>Everyone decides to go on a munchies run
>Fuck that. Im too stoned to function.
>They head to the 7/11 a block away leaving me alone in my buddies house
>Fast forward about 10 minutes of me playing video games and getting bored.
>suddenly have the great idea to go take a pair of my friends sisters panties
>Walk downstairs to her room.
>fuck its locked
>Pulled out a card from my wallet and worked that door until it opened.
>at this point my heart was beating out of my chest
>quickly open her dresser and grab the cutest pair i can find
>suddenly as i put them in my pocket i heard the door open.
>hear footsteps coming down the stairs
>this is it. This is where i die.
>suddenly hear the bathroom door upstairs close
>jackpot!
>quickly lock door and run to laundry room. open the window and walk to meet my friends
>they think i just got bored and decided to come for the walk.
>As far as my friends sister is concerned i was out on the walk the whole time.

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>>677688224
Sounds like a party!!!

Years ago I once got high with my sister -in- law and put a nut right up against her cervix, balls deep. Didn't get pregnant tho. Still the riskiest thing I've ever done.

>>677684294
Just bash her head in until she becomes a vegetable then keep her hidden and fuck her for the rest of your life

>>677669753
i fukd op's mom

>>677685602
If true thats fucked up anon damn bro

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I made the pyramids

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>>677684301
>shiplifted
Damn you must be fucking hench

>>677687209
I had a gf with rape fetish.

One day I told her I wouldn't be home until after she came over. Hid my car. Hid in the house, dressed in black with skimask, and sprung on her when she came in. She knew it was me but loved how I made her my fucktoy "rape" victim.

>>677688983
The things I could do with a vegetable. hmhmmhm

>>677681640
!!! im not the only one

>>677685429
Thanks captain obvious, why the fuck are you even here if not to read the "artistic works of fiction and falsehood?"

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>>677687209

>>677687388
he remains anonymous, who is going to forward his ip to his local police department, it sure won't be the mods or admins...there are hundreds of posts everywhere for them to catch it

>>677683559

I lost my virginity at age 20, at 26 I have fucked dozens. It's not really a big deal, you'll see

>>677689155

Pic related. NOT HER but basically exactly what her body was like.

Given the choice I would do the same thing again...

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>>677690150

fuck me: heres the pic related which isnt her but basically same body

I've stolen shit
I threw a puppy 15ft in the air when I was a kid
I tortured bugs by impaling them with lead sticks
I rub pb on my balls and have my dog lick it for sexual pleasure

And now I'm going to stalk my friend and his girlfriend cause why the fuck not.

>>677669753
Once my car's mom tried to fingers me in the back of my friend

>>677669753
There was this cute girl in school I used to pressure into having sex with me...

... I was her kindergarten teacher

>>677687643
Schizophrenia man

>>677685115
You have nothing to lose then, you are free to do anything. Next time something crazy seems interesting, go do it. Something you see in a movie, read about, or anything.
Go live in the woods, fight a bear, get really high, fuck a dolphin, fuck 10 whores, get a tattoo, learn a skill ... anything.

>>677690540
Peanut butter with extra nuts?

>>677672105
You're probably gone but please greentext this entire story

I sniffed my gf's sister's panties and I'd do it again
I shave my dick with the same machine my dad shaves his face, I don't care

Used to fuck with pill bugs when i was younger. Would build arenas and shit and throw different bugs in to battle to the death.
Shoplifted pretty frequently in jr high.
Stole tons of panties from my friends sisters
Love anal sex
Crossdressed for a little bit in highschool. realized how dumb bit was and moved on

Some years ago, shortly after I turned 18, I was a mod in a stupid flash game and a 30-35 year old married woman (also a mod there) in a shitty violent wedding (with two children) hit on me and we hit it off, videocammed daily, lewd shit and pictures included. She was really kinky and I miss it. Even her two kids knew me.

I came in a friends drink once and the person drank it

>>677687643

mirror ones from texas the other last name might be green maybe blue but whatever is whatever ?

>>677672702
>onsite

>>677688531
mmm sure

I said this before, but i'd like know what other anons think.

I used to beat up homeless people, didn't manner if it was a man woman or a child, I just do it as long as no one is watching or around, I still do it, and it feels goods, I don't know why, but it gives me a feel of control.
I was recommended navane from a person I met, bought it off the darkweb, it only make it worse, woke up one day with my teeth bloody (I drank some alcohol to calm me down) I still do it till this day, and it feels better than sex.

Ive been smoking methamphetamine for 3 months now.. i think i should stop but im so tired whenever im not smoking it..

My ex girlfriend was raped when she was 12, which fucked her up for life. But for some reason she had a rape fetish and we acted it out many times. Feels good to slap a bitch and fuck her as hard as you want. Pounding that tight asshole till she bleeds was the best. Funny thing is i actually loved her and would never have done anything to hurt her

>>677692474
Woah man. Watch those edges!

I almost had sex with another boy one year younger when I was 7. We were naked and in bed and all, but none of us were hard so we only dry humped for a bit in missionary position before I wanted to stop. In hindsight I sort of wish we'd continued.

I USED TO BE A LITTLE 8TH GRADER EMO FAG KID GRILL

my best friend was raped 3 times and still some how manages to be a total cunt to everyone on this planet

>>677680764
Me too

>>677669753
I cheat on my gf every opportunity i drive 2 miles outside my city to fuck a milf i met online also fuck a asian escorts every week. she wants to get married thats never happening

>>677692677
I am, I don't like doing it, I promise but it feels right.
Call me a edgelord faggot or anything you'd like, just wanted to see what the shit-hole of the internet would think so I can confess to people in my life.

>>677690995
this aint your usual dog food

>>677672702
Its ok, This dude is so down syndrome I am pretty sure no one is in actual danger

>>677692843
Huh Makes ya wonder some times

>>677673752
>normies fap to traps
No
Fucking faggot

I stare at girls with yoga pants at the gym using the mirrors

i exclusively jerk of to alexis texas or aurora snow

Filmed my best female friend in the shower with a hidden cam.

I dream about you every night

>>677693106
No one cares about your cry for attention faggot.

I licked my sisters tits and she sucked my dick when I was 12 and she was 14. I still fap to the thought of it sometimes.

>>677694447
Thx that means a lot to me, faggot.

>>677689293
that sounds so good.

I fucked my friends mom about 5 times. The first time we fucked I wore her panties on my heas on the walk home.

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>>677689293
oh god i want to be you

>>677684301

>steals

But you are a nigger

>>677695982
Ages? Your and hers

i share nude pictures of my wife with a friend of mine.

>>677696292
Share with us please

I'm debating leaving my S/O because they don't want to give it up, and normally I'd be totally okay with waiting, but it's been a year and 5 months and I'm not getting any younger.

I used to spy cam my mom

>>677669753
I have a female cuck fetish

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I'm in a long-term straight relationship. At night I cruise for blowjobs and handjobs from older men. I also went to a bathhouse a few times, and nearly met up for a blowjob on my university campus studying late one night last summer.

My girlfriend doesn't even know I'm bi.

>>677681640
It seems to be the only thing on the xhamster Top Rated page

>>677694421
post vid pls

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>be me, 25, at gf's house
>her 19 y.o. sister just started dating an abusive jerk
>me-whiteknight wants to dox him
>with some trickery, I got sister's pc
>bingo.jpg: I found her facebook password written on paper
>my evil mind quickly compiles a Perfect Plan
>login as her on her pc, disable mail alerts, logout
>didn't say anything to gf
>started checking every late evening her fb

>her fb (and chatlog) was boring
>read everything about her family, friends, gf, him
>her fb chatlog with him was mostly "dontcheatonme dontcheatonme"
>eventually found out the jerk name, address, job
>decided to stalk him

>while he supposedly was working, I found him in the park with some random girl
>took a photo of a barking dog there, made sure he and the girl were in the photo
>day after, gf's house
>showed photo to gf: "this dog almost assaulted me, yesterday 4:15pm, at the park"
>WTFWTF.webm
>gf jumped off the sofa and took my cellphone to her sister: "why he is with her?!"
>mfw they didn't know I knew his face
>I innocently added "cheating?!"
>quickescalation was like an action B-movie
>few days later she dumped the jerk
>all_hail_victory.mkv

>from time to time I check again her boring fb
>a few weeks later she decided to forgive him
>"come at 4pm tomorrow, I'll be alone at home"
>he badly wants to fuck, takes a few hours from work
>me-whiteknight awakens again... in full emergency mode
>at 3:55pm I ring the bell
>her_face.exe
>told her I'll just wait for gf, she'll be here in a few minutes.
>she jumps at her cellphone texting him to not to come
>quickescalation to quarrelling - he texts something like "don't ever call me again"
>she secludes in her room crying
>at least not accusing me
>at 5pm I knock her door, she's still sobbing
>tell her I'm leaving because gf is not home yet.
>later text gf "maybe I misunderstood, didn't you have to be home at 4pm?"
>alibi_ok.dll

TL;DR: gf never found I saved her sister twice from a total jerk

>>677696292
would like to see these kik: jd_g4

>>677698555
k turns me on to show hm. pretty sure he jacks it to her

>>677698555
thats cool man, message me id like to hear about her

>>677690235
yea u still raped her tho not cool man

>>677686466
gee bill

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Boy this is exciting

>>677698861
do u show him vids? do u give them to him to take home and gap to or just show him on your phone?

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Ding Dong

I used to cheat on my ex all the time. The love wore off and she was a bitch but she loved me, she owed me money so I stayed with her to get payment. She left for england for a holiday. I invited chick I was chatting too around, we fool around and go to my room. Her tight pussy is right above my cock. She says are you sure ? I say yes and pull her down. David guetta memories song was on. Almost a two stroke job pussy so tight. We keep fucking for days. I get another side girl on the go too. Gf comes back after a few weeks. Continue fucking her, she gets bitchy and boring again. I go fuck other chick while main gf is at work. Shit was cash. Then fuck main gf when she comes home. Don't wash dick.
Continues for a long time
Gf pays me back
I drop her later on
Side chick gets a bf
Start fucking other side chick.
Ex asked if I cheated I say no
She is married now
I ask for pics she sends them to me
Get off on corrupting her marriage.

I've slept with my mother in law and she send me pictures from time to time

I'm addicted to tranny porn and I look for trannys to fuck on craigslist everyday but it's all niggers. What do?

>>677703389
You are one despicable human being.

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>>677703389

i was 13 my cousin was 4, i cant remember exactly all the details but needless to say i made her suck my cock and then i tried putting my hard cock in her pussy but im pretty sure i never got it to fit because she would have bled everywhere...am i right /b/?

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>>677703530
how did u make that happen? can we see pics?

I like trap porn and Im gona crossdresing soon :3

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>>677703661

>>677703661
Thanks man. I never ever felt guilty and I could look her in the eye and tell her I loved her. The best part was fucking the side chick in the ass bent over my car and it left hand prints on the bonnet. Never washed it for awhile. Looked at them when driving with gf.

>>677687800
Holy shit, the fucking salt.

>>677680764
U should fuck her

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>>677704058
Salt eh??

>>677680939
Her titties r great

>>677703868
Me and my wife used to live with her and we were home alone one thing lead to another and we'll you can guess what happened next

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>>677704377
So you a decided to stick your pepperoni in the bun?

>>677704619
If you wanna call it that I'll post some pictures later in a post gotta remove Metadata first ;) Not at a Pc at the moment

I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive, just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions, I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a savior, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control, we all need control
I need control, we all need control

I am the modern man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo, domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape to where I needed to
Thank you, thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you, oh yeah

The problem's plain to see, too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
Now everyone can see
My true identity
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

I used to press the shit out of my hamster when I was a kid, it was so much fun. At first he kept making loud noises. After a while he just kept shaking and accepting it was going to happen. His shit was never normal again. I don't regret it one bit, best time of my life

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>>677705177

Was drunk at a party told friends gf she was hot and I wanted to fuck her
Next day she tells me what I said
Ohshit.jpg
We talk about it more she confesses she is curious
Sends me pics we talk about fucking
Hang out with friend too don't feel guilty
Have chance to fuck her but not sure
Already over the edge by sending and showing lewd shit.
Thinking about doing it
She says she wants to be kissed gently ect
I think she doesn't deserve that
I think il jail fuck her and tell her what a slut she is.
Still think about it

>>677705280
You need help.

My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

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>>677705581

>>677688399
Shutup faggot

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My (now ex) girlfriend broke up with me. After a bunch of fighting, I suggested we have some break-up sex. She told me hell no... so I raped her. She had already lied to me about being raped before, I thought it was a just payment. Can go into more details.

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>>677706019

>>677671138
You're a fucking dumbass

>>677671405
man, dont even play yourself, thats fucking amazing lol thats very impressive