what did you do

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tell us what you did faggot.

tell us op, we are here for you

tell the story, godspeed

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fucking hell im shaking

i will write the story for you guys.

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/b/ro... Tell us what the fuck just happened?

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A cat gif

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It's okay friend, you can tell us

>>677667151
What did you do bitch

>>677667151
>greentext
/b/rother

>>677667624
op you are a total faggot, ALWAYS PRETYPE THE FUCKING GREENTEXT YOU FUCKING IMBECILE KYS

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what happened

>>677667151
reminds me of that one /k/ thread where the guy went hunting with fucking napalm rounds

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He was to imgur and saw the "4chan keks" and laughed at the story of an OP who made napalm rounds for his shotgun and set the woods on fire, so now he's trying to get same results.

>pic related, I dont even change filename

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i want da /b/read

Tell us what happend op

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Rape or what?
Domestic Violence?

>>677667151
>inb4 "I sperged while talking to girl now life is over" story

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Tell the tale.

fucking bump

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were waiting......

>as you can observe, this is the simplest and most effective type of bait

You better start greentexting you fucking faggot

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Come on OP tell us

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dis gon b gud

bumping for interest

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Ok...here goes /b/ros.

>I am a 22 year old male who shares a flat with his sister.

>My sister is 24.

>Because I work 9-5 I usually go to bed at 9pm.

>I was masturbating in bed until around 9:30am

>Tonight was different, much different.

>I suddenly got the urge to feel my sleeping sister.

>The feeling was very strong, as if an alcoholic to whiskey.

>I contemplate fucking my sleeping sister, like for real

>She works in a restaurant, we live in london.

>She goes go bed at around 7pm so I know she is asleep.

>I creep into her room and stare at her for like 10 straight fucking minutes.

>I wanted to pull the sheets off so bad.

>Anyway, I take off my bottoms and start masturbating over her head, around 3ft away.

>She is fast asleep so I was worrying but not extremely worried that she may have woken up.

>After around 3 minutes I felt like i was going to ejaculate.

>fucking no not now.jpg

>I spill my sperm onto the top of her blanket and 1/3 went on her face.

>I fucking ran out hoping it would dry out by the moring.

>I got back into bed on the verge of a panic attack.

>I hear "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL"

>I ran off, I'm sitting in the local pub toilets.

>mfw.

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Why start a thread if you don't have the story ready?

>>677669156
9:30pm

sorry spelling error

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO GUYS, I HAVE BEEN IN HERE FOR FUCKING 30 MINUTES. I HAVE GOT 3 MISSED CALLS OFF MY SISTER.

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>>677669156
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHahhAAHAHHAHHAHAH

>>677669156
is this op?
is dis reals?

>>677669349
Ask if she's interested

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>>677669156
HOLY SHIT

>>677669156
>I'm sitting in the local pub toilets.
Put your head in and timestamp for us.

I just had sex with my passed out sister, I am in my room now don't think she will remember any of this tomorrow..

>>677669156

Why the fuck do you live with your sister? That is weak

>>677669156
time to an hero

>>677669156
1/10 for making me read

>>677669156
fucking kek

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>>677669156

Rest in fucking peace man you dead

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>>677669349
ask her if she want to give u the succ lmao

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>>677669349
text her, show us convo.

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>>677669156
come back into your house jumping and masterbating and screaming OH YEAH, YOU WANT MORE? YOU JUST GOT PRANKD and then act insane afterwards

>>677669156
well done

>>677669349
just act casual and say whats up, be sure to keep us informed

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>>677669349
>WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO GUYS

Be a man, call her back and take one on the chin - LIKE SHE DID

>>677669349
answer the call
respond like nothing's up
ask what's up
tell us what she says

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>>677669156
It hurts to exist...

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>>677669156
How can you be THAT retarded?

>>677669605
hahahaha
>its a prank bro! its just a prank calm down!

>>677669349
kek
call her OP
she wants the D
100%

>677669156
Fucking hell,i needed the laugh so much,thanks OP

>>677669564
Good idea anon, bumping for this idea

>>677669605
zozzle, do this op

>>677669156

Life is over. Best kill yourself now and get it over with. Way better than being knows as the "cummed on his sister" guy for the rest of your life by your friends and family.

>>677669605
TANKS MR SKELETAL!

>>677669156
Do it again.

>>677669564
This OP.

>>677669698
kek

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christ

PIC OF SISTER
PIC FROM YOURSELF IN BAR WITH TIMESTAMP OR I CALL BS
REEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>677669564
Needs to happen

>>677669564
Also shows that OP is not a faggot

>>677669564
>>677669349
do it faget

tell her "it was just a prank bro"

Honestly, this wasn't all that crazy. /b/ is just really bored right now.

>>677668135
dont kys yet, lets know first the story

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An Hero thread?

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FUCK FUCK FUCK

THERE ARE SKIN HEADS OUTSIDE THE TOILETS KICKING THE DOOR TELLING ME TO GET THE FUCK OUT, I WILL HEAD BACK AND POST RESULTS.

STAY PATIENT FOR TIMESTAMP.

>>677669564

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>>677669156
just kill yourself. save the embarassement

>>677669931
Agree

>>677668242
why would you save that pic?

>>677669564
do this

>>677669940

What the shit...

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>>677669156
bruh....

rip in pepperoni,it would be pretty funny if it wasnt bait

you should die.

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>>677669156

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>>677670037
You're fucked anon

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>>677668849
Where'd you get that gif?

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>>677670037
I dont belive ya m8

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>>677669156
>>677669349
>>677670037
fuck the skinheads, challenge them to a fight, post results

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>>677670037
Stay safe and report back

>>677670037
gake and fey

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>>677669349
Your sister wants your D.. Why else would she be calling you desperately? Go home and fuck her, faggot.

shit will be fine OP i did the same thing when i was young and shits chill just blame it on your hormones and say your sorry and you feel like shit. she might kick you out but she is still your sister

Op here. Quads chooses suicide method.

>>677670417
KEK

>>677669156
Dress as Spiderman and just do it again, she will think it was him and you're fine.

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>>677670037
>skinheads outside the toilet?

ya had me, but ya blew it

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>>677670665
triple backflip off freeway bridge

>>677670665
take a bullet in the head

>>677670796
this

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Looool

Show us some pics of your hot sister

>>677670665
public sudoku

>>677669156
Fake, gtfo

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Monitoring, you absolute madman

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>>677670037
Offer them this rare pepe

You're going to need a rope

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>>677669156
Oh man, that's fuckin brutal

Where do you live in London OP ?

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roll

>>677670796
roll

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Op is kill

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SHE JUST FUCKING SENT THIS, IM THINKING OF FUCKING KILLING MYSELF.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A MESS.

>>677670796
make it the London bridge onto the hood of a car

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>>677669156

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>>677671220
0/10 I responded

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>>677669605
afterwards, loudly say
>I AM LORD KEK, HEAR ME SHIT
in a screaming voice and as you ejaculate scream
>LORD KEK WILL NOW EXPELL HIS GODLY LIFE GIVING JUICES
and them run to your room and look like youve passed out in there and awake with no memory of the incident

tell her the tru, u wanted to fuck her whats wrong with that srsly, if she slap u ok but maybe she want some more :)

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>>677669156

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>>677671176
lelmao

>>677671220

Say that u will come to Laura aswell

>>677671220
fake as fuck
abort thread

kill yourself

>>677671220
that's what you get for disrespecting women,asshole.

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>>677671220
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

isnt that the app social dummy you just used to make that

>>677671220

You idiot the better thing to do would have been to act casual and then shift the blame to your mate Randy who came round to your place. He jacked off on her while you were in the shitter fucking easy.

>>677671220

Fake. That's not how you spell Melissa. You can't get help for being a chronic wanker on the NHS either

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>>677671220
op is not a fag

>>677671403
*cum on Laura

>>677671220
>Mellisa
not correctly spelling Melissa
can't even spell your fake ass names right.

this generation makes me weep. you kids are dumb as shit.

>>677671220
fake, what the fuck is a Mellisa

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>>677671220

IM GOING TO MY FUCKING PARENTS, I NEED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM WHY MY FUCKING SISTER JUST CALLED THEM TELLING THEM I FUCKING CAME ON HER.

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Please some one do a screencaps or somethig.

>>677671220
Nigga dis fake

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>>677671220
Fake and gay. Post timestamp to prove otherwise

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Someone please screencap this thread

It is a dutch name melissa. I am in doubt op take a picture of the bar

>>677671220
At least, nobody's home to get your semen

>>677670665
Die of old age! It is the longest and less painful way to kill yourself!

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>>677671340
kek do this now

>>677671838
*most painfull

>>677671220
kys

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>>677671635
like i said, triple backflip into traffic on a freeway.

>>677671770
Yes please! I'll gift him a rare pepe

>>677669156

What the fuck are you doing living with your sister?

And is she hot?

>>677671220
your already fucked you mite as well just ask for nudes and send her a pick of of your cock saying "what your gonna be missing tonight baby ;^)"

OP HERE. I'M GONNA HANG MYSELF IN THESE PUBLIC TOILETS WITH MY BELT. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IF PEOPLE FIND OUT ABOUT THIS

>>677671220
Should have asked us for help on what to say.

Oh well, post pics of her now so we can judge you based on your choices.

>>677671220
T Mobile is a north american phone company not in europe at all
obiously fake

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>>677671220
WOT

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>>677671838
>implying living life isnt the most painful way to kill yourself.

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>>677671770
y tho
it shit

>>677671220
2 fake 4 me

>>677671220
>First time you've messaged your sister

>>677670665
Jump from london brige

>>677667151
привет
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBJjJkIqKpQ

>>677672101
nope. im another UKfag and we have it too. Tbh it look legit,

Post pics of your sister

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>>677669156

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>>677672087

Everything will be daijobu OP
Loli-chan shall pray for you tonight

>>677672087
FIRST PICTURES OP, THEN WE WILL FIND SOLUTION

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SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THIS PLEASE

>>677672070
Asking the right questions

>>677672071
roll do it op

>>677667151
I'm in london right now faggot. For a fee I'll come meet you and go back to your flat and tell your sister to her face i did it, that I'm some dickhead mate you've met a couple of times. we'll get a story straight, i'll sell it well and get you out of hot water.

>>677672087
clog the toilets with your semen first

OP here, Sister texted me saying we need to talk. I'm flipping out guys I don't know what to do

>>677672087
Do it m8

>>677672154
fake af. looks like the bait's working though.

>>677671050
I wote for this in shopping center

>>677671667
>screencapping a fake thread
pls newfag, go

Go home and say "why haven't we fucked yet?"
If she gets mad there is a high chance there is then you just whip ya dick out and see what happens don't say anything

>>677672273
/thread

>>677672199
I concur, this smells faintly of faggotry.

>>677672347
ask for nudes dude

>>677672347
Think carefully about what you're going to say and what they're going to say to you.

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>>677671220

>>677672331
^
TRips decide yes or no

>>677672347
Do this
>>677672331

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>>677669156
> Top tier story.
> Top tier stupidity

>>677672282
why? its fake as fuck

>>677669156
Pretend someone gave you drugs and that's why this happened. Simple you idiot.

>>677672240

Nah, it's been merged into EE for about a year now

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>>677672347
just say it was lotion and it was all a prank

>>677672592
yeah op do this

This thread could be godly but we are missing two things

1. Timestamp
2. Picture of hot sister

Until then its fake and gay, move along

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FUCKING CHRIST.

I NEED TO GO.

MY PARENTS ALREADY THINK I'M SOME FUCKING PERVERT SINCE MY SISTER TOLD THEM ABOUT MY FLESHLIGHT. I NEED TO EXPLAIN TO THEM.

HOPE YOU HAD YOUR FUCKING LAUGHS ASSHOLES.

THIS IS ALL /b/'s FUCKING FAULT.

>>677672229
sooooooooo closeeee

>>677669156
let me guess your polish

>>677671220
>fucking up this bad
Life goes on /b/ro. Just relax.

>>677672694
This

>>677672613
so can show show everyone how not to be faggot

>>677669156
Should've gotten some shaving cream and "pranked" the bitch. Would've never known. But you're too much of a faggot to have unfucked the situation

>>677667151
kek my fucking kek !!!!!!!11

Fake as fuck, LTE is American, it says 4G in UK.

Just tell them it was april fools or something

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>>677672331
This is the start of the tale of how two /b/ros become /b/estfriends irl.

>>677669156
Fuck OP i feel sorry for you.
Okay look this is what you are gonna do.
You are gonna answer her laughing
She will be wtf.
You claim late april fools the Cum is in fact just shampoo or something. You wanted it to look as realistic as possible.

>>677672722
Gay and fake

Stop

>>677672331
Please listen to this guy

>>677671220
Kek, shittiest fake I've ever seen. Kill yourself.

ITT: faggots cheering for fake and gay shit

>>677672722
no no no dont blame it on us you fucking british weirdo blame it on the queen

>>677672722
Ye, we ejaculated on your sister

>>677672347
This is going to be controversial; Say you don't know what the fuck happened. Suggest some sicko got into your flat maybe? She'll feel violated, but at least you'll be in the clear.

>>677672722
Fake text generator. See all the extra space at the bottom of each message?

Fake. And. Gay.

>>677672694
op we need proof

>>677672722
Your Peter (Dad) texts like a fucking queer

>>677672984
DNA

>>677672722
Peter (dad)
Are you even trying OP?
Fake as fuck

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>>677672668
that might solve your problems, OP

This is so fucking fake.

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>>677672722
>No previous conversation with dad

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>>677672722
>First time texting your sister.

>First time texting your father.

The fakest and gayest shit I ever did witness.

>>677672722
English people don't text like this, especially older people.

Fucking 0.1/10

>>677672722
>Peter (Dad)
Who the fuck puts their parents name into their phone like that?

>>677669516
I live with my sister, what's wrong with it? She moved in with me because she needed a place to stay when she moved back to town, and it worked out just fine so we just stay living together.

We've always been close so I don't see a problem. I'm not some weird fuck into incest or anything, and we're both in relationships so it's nothing weird.

Anyway, I think you're fucked OP. Unless you can convince her you've been gone for hours and somebody randomly broke in, jizzed on her face and ran, she knows it's you.

>>677672982
Exactly. If it really was his sister and they lived together they would have way more texts.

>>677672722

No self respecting Laaandaaaaner would say "ass" instead of "arse". Knock your Dad the fuck out if legit.

>>677672722

this is ur own fault faggot.

and anyway that looks so fake, no Englishman would talk/type like that unless they were a total shithead.

>>677673113
Well done Sherlock

>>677672722
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. DUDE PLEASE STAY

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>>677669156

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>>677672347>>677673006

>>677672347
OP again, I told her it was my buddy but she says she saw me IM SO FUCKED

>>677667151
You failed OP, Kill your self now.

>Peter (Dad)
Who the fuck does that? Do you have trouble remembering who your dad is it it that you can't remember his name?

Or most likely you're a colossal faggot and this whole thing is weapons grade bullshit.

>>677672722
Real bongers don't say god damn.

It was going so well, OP. You really had us convinced.

Do you have a girlfriend OP?
Do you have a drivers licence and a car?
If you have the bottom two and not the top, just drive as far away as you can, cancel all your contacts, everything, and just start a new life, that's the best you can do in this situation, good luck OP

>>677672101
I have t-mobile and i'm dutch you absolute dipshit... murica "softly wispers no braincells" fuck yea

>>677673119
must be from leeds

>>677672331
Time stamp i got to see this if humanity stll has a faggggots biger than you

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>>677672722
>(dad)

>>677672835
I get 4g when LTE is being shit. ATT had a 3G+ network they called 4g.

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>>677672722
just tell them it was a prank with lotion
>pic related is a lotion that looks like cum
like this anon said>>677672668

>>677671635
You could say you were doing it in your sleep or something and you thought it was just a dream, then woke up and were that embarrassed. It's not common but it does happen that people can have fully interactive experiences like sleep-murdering and sleep-getting-dressed-and-walking-down-the-road, and it's better than capping yourself.

>>677669722
NARUTTO SAUSAGE

this really funny screen cap this shit thread so we can always mock this faggot

>>677673198
I am really high and jusg realised this is fake. Sorry guys!

>>677672331
Do this op.

>>677673392
Newfag go

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OP HERE

IT WAS ALL A PRANK, IM SITTING IN MY CHESHIRE HOME LOLLING AT THE REPLIES.

AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY B IS SUCH CANCER.

I JUST USED SOME SHITTY FAKE IPHONE TEXT MESSAGER.

LMAO.

>>677672101
are you stupid, i have t mobile in the uk fucking imbred mericans

>>677673365
Lotion doesnt smell and dry like cum does you dippy

>>677673324
People from Leeds say arse

>>677672863
I wish right? It's my birthday today and I'd love an adventure after a shit day at work and nout but this fine vino I'm drinking to brighten things up

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>>677673486
you aren't op

>>677673486
oh no you tricked us
the show is over guys

>>677673272
Goddamn I type like a retard when I'm tired

Someone screencap pls.

>>677673101
Just an idea:
I have a stepdad wich i call Peter, so therefor i save him as peter.
Also i know more than one Peter so one is "Peter (work)" and one is "Peter (dad)".

I actually have most of my contacts with a note of wicht Fabian, Muhammed or Alex he or she is...

>>677672087


Blame it on drugs m8. You were under the influence of bath salts in a psychotic state. Youll get help and be right as rain.

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>>677673486

>>677673518
i used to spend my summers in leeds

>>677673518
no they dont