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No Fluffy Abuse Thread? Ya We Need To Fix That.
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bumpo
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>>677656050
How do you pronounce "hu-hu-hu"?
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>>677656988
what are you talking about?
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>>677657208
When they cry, does it sound like normal crying, or do they actually say it the way it's typed?
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God I love these
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>>677656617
Poor gators
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>>677657849
I just figured they actually say it, considering how retarded they are.
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>>677658138
Huge
"hu"ge
"hu" "hu" "hu"
Huhuhu

Thats how i image it
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>>677657827
what, no cont?
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>>677658539
Sorry, dont have full set, didn't mean to add that one.
I dislike it when i see incomplete sets.

Therefore heres a full set of another story.

Enjoy

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>>677658943
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now who here would kill these fucking things if they were real
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>>677658608
Well memed
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>>677659229
thank you good sir
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Oh come on........
Get your room psychos.
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>>677659718
we have our room here
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>>677659718
he would you rather have a bunch of us sick fucks pent up with anger walking the streets or let us blow some steam of with this shit rats?
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>>677659121
probably, not in the overly torturous ways but i wouldnt mind killing a few smarties
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>>677659121
Maybe, if they were as fucking annoying as they are portrayed.
I live in a cold place though so i think the winter would take care of it.
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>>677658404
Yeah, I thought it was either "hoo" or "hyu". I think the latter fits them better.
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>>677659867
Like how do you get boner from this...
Besides /b/, 4 chan really needs furies group so you can hang out there.
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>>677660232
Boner? dude fuck no what kind of a sick fantasy do you have that you think we masturbate to this? Dude, seriously get help
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>>677660232
I dont get a boner form this and I think most of us dont we just ether rely hate mlp and anything like it or we just like to see fucked up things
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does nobody have (the sauce) of this comic with the grey intelligent fluffy and this slovac gazmask ?
post apo
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>>677656617
lmao that gator straight cheesin
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>>677656502
>the explosive shitting is a defense mechanism
Holy balls, so many things make sense now.
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>>677660624
Pig-hamster, I am of having no nummies for you.
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>>677660979
do you have it saved by any chance
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>>677660624
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>>677661258
No, I deleted my folder, sorry.
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any one got any green text fluff abuse story's?
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>>677661462
nvm looks like some else has it >>677661449
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>>677658943
maybe have a link or something?
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>>677661449
Anon always deliver
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>>677661475
Yes M'lord!
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>>677661449
yes this one
thank you based anon
hope for the rest, or just the sauce
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>>677661957
I'll post all I got, I don't know any link to the sauce.
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>>677661792
>sketties ?
>comedy gold
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>>677661957
poor son of a bitch stuck in a world with these fluffy fucks
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>>677662297
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>>677661888
>Be 18yr old Britfag
>Nationalist to the death, detesting particularly American Corporationalism
>Which is why you hate fluffies.
>Fortunately, despite the BBC reports of Essex and London being hit hard, and sightings of feral fluffies reported in urban centres right through to Bristol, the south west was safe.
>Besides, snow like the winter of '64 would kill off all the little bastards this side of the country.
>Britain hadn't had its Cleveland, and as you walk through the oak forests of your home, you hope it never will.
>Thank God the Queen kept her Corgis.

>You hear a scuffling in leaves nearby
>Its not horses
>Despite the voices, it's not people
>You silently move towards the sound, close to the river.
>Hidden behind a holly bush, you can see the source of the noise below you
>A fluffy nest
>They look to have colonised a hollow carved by the river centuries ago, placed precariously below a low cliff which only just halts the water from flooding the nest below.
>You watch your enemy
>There are a handful of stallions, five or so mares and as many babbehs.
>They look so happy
>So peaceful
>The babbehs frolic in the sand, hugging and playing
>A few mares drink from the river nearby while the others watch the nest
>You wonder how you could be so cruel
>These creatures were innocent
>They didn't know pain, or evil
>They just, were
>Serene and peaceful
>Then you remember why
>The blue lights in the darkness
>The acrid stench of fire and death
>The soullessness in that dead girl's eyes as the paramedics carried her from the ashes of her home
>The single tear in the fireman's eye on the evening news as he told the stunned public how the mindlessness of a single fluffy snuffed the life out of an entire family.
>The anger as the police inspector addressed a rioting crowd, telling them they could not execute the fluffy responsible.
>The disbelief as it was rehoused while its former owners were buried.
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>>677662592

The end.
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>>677656050
is that supposed to trigger mlp fans or what ?
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>>677662640
>You look again at the nest, and then to the river
>You creep silently to the cliff above, and begin your work
>You begin damming the stream, diligently adding stone and wood as the waters rose
>You returned to the culvert above the nest
>A single brick holds back gallons of water
>As you place a hand on it, a cry hollers out from one of the mares
>"Eee! Biggest poopies!"
>She's right below the cliff
>The stallions run over
>And a sadistic smile cuts across your hardened face
>You wait, watching as each new babbeh is pushed writhing and screeing from the bloated purple mare
>The third and final one comes out.
>The mare turns to face her new babbehs
>And with trembling fingers you remove the brick.

>A biblical flood of gallons of water are released like a torrent of death from on high
>It strikes right between the mare and the wailing babbehs, blasting them apart in a spray of mud and foaming water
>You laugh maniacally
>You are a God!
>A mare herds her young into a hollow in the bank, which is swiftly filled with the rising torrent
>A stallion is scrabbling at the banks, trying to hoist the young to safety
>No
>No survivors
>With all the anger you can muster you hurl the brick at the stallion
>It buries itself deep into the chest, crushing ribs and organs like fine china
>Its soft "huu-huu"'s are drowned out by the rush of water and cry of drowning mares and babbehs
>Dead bodies now float in the swirling pool like discarded children's toys
>But the strife goes on
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>>677662897
I dont fucking know why are asking me?
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>>677662983
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Daddy issues
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>>677661792
can anon deliver cannibal fluffy stories?
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>>677663068
>The sand bank between the pool and the river is giving way, and then there is nothing between these pathetic creatures and the English Channel
>Two babbehs cling spluttering and crying to their dead mother
>A stallion is paddling desperately, crying over and over "Spweshul Fwiend?"
>The noise was both irritating and calming
>The sort of noise that calls to you for higher purpose
>Yes
>You would become an exterminator
>Purging Britain of the foul shitrats
>Finally, the banks gave way and the squealing mass of rainbow coloured fur was swept away into the rapids beyond
>As the waters receded you jumped in and took one final look at your art. >While most corpses were gone, the burrows they had occupied remained stuffed with waterlogged cadavers
>And there was the brick
>You pick up the relic
>You would carry this always, to remind you of your first kill
>You look upstream to the moors
>There would be more there
>And you will find them
>And you WILL kill them
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>>677661694
The guy never release the finished story. Good artist, wrote it up to an interesting point and then held off the rest of it for pay on his patreon. Artist is Shadysmarty on the booru.
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>>677663263
>Morning was breaking over Dartmoor
>As you cooked a hearty pre hunt meal, you switch on your portable radio
>BBC Radio 4
>The tail end repeats the same exhausted story of MPs battling over the Invasive-Species Act.
>"Nigel Farage has backed Mr Cameron's demand for legalised hunting..."
>*Grunt of approval*
>"While Leanne Wood of Plaid Cyrmu continues to oppose the plans in the up coming parliamentary debate. There have been no reports of 'Fluffies' in Wales..."
>Bastard politicians, you grumble

>Once your own food is done, you whip out your trap
>5kg of spaghetti will have the shitrats running from Plymouth to Exeter
>The more the merrier!
>Once prepared, you seal it up and strike north from your camping spot
>Its a good few hours walk to your destination, but judging by the smell in the wind, you've picked the best day for it
>At half hour intervals you pause to let the smell of fresh spaghetti waft across the moors
>After a few miles you can see herds gathering in the horizon, and red flags in front of you
>You hide in a ditch as the sirens blare from the hills
>While waiting for the rangers to retreat, a swarm of fluffies catches up
>"Munstah haf sketti?"
>"Mummah get best nummehs?"
>"Munstah beh noo Daddeh?"
>The stench of shit is intolerable
>The smarties of each group, a good half dozen, demand or plead for their share
>You bat them away from your bag
>Finally the Rangers leave, and you prepare yourself
>You charge down the valley towards the cardboard tank, drop half the spaghetti and run
>From the vantage point of a rock halfway up the hill you watch the crusade of Shitrats, a stain of neon colour on the land
>And then the sirens stop
>The fluffies surround the spaghetti laced target, cheeping and cheering
>And then the whole thing disappears
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>>677663567
sauce?
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>>677663746
well thats a dick move to pull
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>>677663812
>Shells rain from the sky, tearing apart the land
>You can hardly see for the spray of mud and gore!
>Its amazing!
>Some are flung up by the blast, their bones shattering with sickening crunches, twisting and deforming into fascinating shapes
>Another shell, gone wide, tears apart a retreating family
>This one leaves no trace but a bloody smear across the surrounding grass
>A dud tears a mare clean in two, leaving a hole right through her midsection
>She carries on trying to run, but she tears out her intestines on a rock, dragging herself forwards before collapsing, foaming and writhing in agony
> A babbeh runs around crying wearing its mothers guts as a hat
>Its carnage
>And it's beautiful
>The siren sounds the all clear, and you march out to view the terror
>Their too scared to see you
>The survivors fur is matted with blood and dirt
>The air stinks of shit, blood and cordite
>Victoryg
>Two recently orphaned babbehs sob over the severed head of a sky blue mare
>Laughing hysterically you pull a little cocktail stick flag from your pocket and plant it into the soft flesh of the mares neck
>It strikes a vein, and hblood oozes out, matting the fur even more
>You could do this for ever
>And you will, you assure yourself
>Nearby a mare sobs uncontrollably over a dismembered stallion, still groaning but hopelessly injured
>Two babbehs make soft cooing sounds over the remains of a leg
>This is depressing
>You know what would make this better?
>Spaghetti
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>>677657849
More like the overblown "fake" cry toddlers do for sympathy. "Hooooo hoooo hoooo..."
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>>677663263
>Shit rats
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>>677663567
the Russian dude is better version of bare grills
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holy fuck everyone that writes these is so unaware of english phoetics it's fucking ridiculous. I can't read a goddamn thing the fluffs are supposed to be saying, and when I figure it out, I'm just fucking angry they decided to do it that way.

Hewow? Seriously? I read this is he-wow fifty times before I understood it was "Hehwoe"
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>>677664205
>You stroll over to the centre of the largest crater and open the tub of spaghetti you saved
>Sure enough, through sobs and moans, the surviving fluffies rally for the tasty treat
>One pastel coloured stallion limps over, missing a leg as a babbeh crawls on its forelegs, it's other half missing some way back
>Before they start to tuck in, you coat it liberally in paraffin
>"Huu huu"
>"Mummeh... forever sleepies?"
>"Worstest ouchies! Need huggies!"
>"Mummeh? MUMMEH?"
>The wails are music to your ears
>Some of them crawl over to you
>"Be new Mummeh? Give bestest nummies? Pwease, hewp us. Is scawed, need huggies!"
>You humour them
>Eventually most wander off for the "Sketti", but one remains
>A little mare stares pitifully at you, not crying, not wailing, just silently pleading for love
>Instead you show it mercy
>You point it's eyes at the herd of survivors, and while it watches, you toss a match into the midst of the feast
>Flames dance amongst the flailing bodies
>Those who ate are burning inside
>Some of the wounded have flames billowing out of unnatural holes
>Fur burns well, so it would seem
>And then you see the flames spread towards a metal canister
>The dud
>Shit
>You get to your feet and run
>One final explosion tears apart the massacre scene, blood and pasta spraying everywhere in equal measures
>As you dive for cover from the shrapnel, a single head rolls past you
>The mare you had on your lap
>It stirs something inside you
>A memory
>The dead girl from the fire
>You bow your head, gathering your resolve
>You have a job to do
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>>677660624
Nyet.
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>>677662221
>>677662285
I think you're missing a part. Some guy tells the red one to say goodbye to its legs before cutting them off.
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>>677664448
i think thats the point, the flffies talk shity goddamn english adding to the innocence-factor
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>>677664448
Okay, whoever spells hello like that is retarded. I think it's supposed to be "hewwo".
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>>677663567
I love these. What's the source?
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>>677664603

yeah there are more parts, but too lazy for posting em all
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>>677664079
Yep, pretty big tease. That's the trouble with most of this content though. If somebody is a good enough artist to make quality stuff they're going to use their talents to make money, not fluffy abuse stuff.
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>The fluffies needed to be stopped from the source, and that meant a trip to town
>The train journey gives you time to think. With a conscious population, discretion would be key
>As the train rumbled through the yards towards the station, an idea strikes you
>A long line of railway wagons stand unguarded, and a herd of fluffies are sniffing about the wheels
>Brandishing a roll of duct tape, you March out of the station and immediately go for the herd. Being the thick animals they are, they rush towards you.
>"Hewo mistah!"
>"Pway? Huggies?"
>You humour them briefly, patting them on the head and going along with the general stupidity. The train crew suddenly start moving, and you enact your plan quickly
>"Who wants to play a new game?" You whisper, not wanting to draw attention to yourself. You lead the small family to the nearest set of wheels
>"Dis wook fun!" One young foal cried. If only they knew, you chuckled
>Quickly, you tape the family to the wheel edge in a line, nose to tail
>"When game gon stawt mistah?" they giggle.
>"...Now!" You say as you pull back. A sharp hiss emanates along the train as the brakes are taken off.
>With a groan of metal and the distant growl of engines, the wheels began to turn.
>"Weeee! They cried
>Then the stallion at the front panicked as his nose met the rail, followed by a crunch as its skull was slowly pressed between steel. Blood and fur oozed out the sides as more was dragged under.
>The pressure forced most of its innards out of its rear, spraying all over it's foals behind
>As the body ceased quivering the foals began crying
>"Mummah! Daddeh, Daddeh!"
>The first foals went under, exploding outwards from the pressure before being completely crushed. The other two followed suit, leaving the bawling mare to her fate
>"Babbeh.. Babbeh NUUUU"
>Crunch
>You walk away, disinterested at such minor violence. You needed something more violent, more creative, more deplorable
>And you had a pretty good idea what to do
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>>677664869
i think it's the last one
another time thank you
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>>677658539
>>677658943
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>>677665253
There's more on the booru, though. Look up Scootafluff, or something like that.
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>>677665405
>You fetch your bike with its trailer full of camping gear and head away from the railway yards.
>You ride along the canals, smiling merrily in the spring sun.
>Fully adorned with a flatcap, anorak flapping in the breeze and a thermos of tea in the pannier, you are a stereotypical jolly Englishman
>A few university hipsters give you an odd stare, but then again they're likely the scum who still protest for fluffy protection.
>You enter an industrial estate, make a few turns and arrive at a decent local hardware store
>You try and shop at independent stores as much as possible
>The final bill is quite expensive, but you feel it is more than justified
>So far, nothing has felt right. In the first two attacks, the fluffies couldn't see who was responsible.
>And in any case, you felt it shouldn't be you doing the killing. The fluffies must be victims of their own idiocy and compassion for one another.
>They must be killed the same way they kill. Ignorance.
>This next project will be a long one, but it needs to be. You don't know the exact details, but you can work that out in time. First you need to build a herd of fluffies.
>You thank the cashier as you load bag after bag of generic DIY supplies in to your trailer and ride off for the moors.
>The rest of the ride will take you a day
>The whole project will take you a good month or two
>But you have all the time in the world after your parents died.
>Even more so if it involves murdering these little bastards.
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>>677665253
shame my drawing skills are limited to stick figures
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>>677661475
ayy usually no one wants these

Proly you in here you memeloveing fuck?
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>>677665568
feck', i mean the deliverer
(does this word even exist ?)
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>>677665696
>The first stage of your plan is collecting mothers and foals
>You wander the back alleys of Exeter, listening carefully for the soft huu-huuing of starving fluffies.
>Once found, they are too hungry and exhausted to flee, and merely beg for food, hugs or mercy.
>Lying through your teeth, you tell them sweetly that you feel sorry for them, and that they and their goals do not deserve to live in such conditions, and that you are building a new fluffy colony in land of green, with no 'meany hoomins', plenty of 'nummies' and safety to raise 'best babbehs'
>Of course, upon hearing this, they waddle out of their shitholes and willingly offer themselves and their litters up to you
>By the early evening you have a veritable collection of ten or so mothers, and an uncounted litter of foals.
>One or two claim to be 'soon mammahs', which more than fulfils your needs.
>All they way they babble incoherently about all manners of nonsense to their young
>You spend that evening getting to know your new 'herd' as it were, tolerating their nonsense with well practiced lies of interest
>A dinner of spaghetti later and you've completely earned their trust, all of them calling you 'nu Daddeh'
>How sweet...

>The next day you begin your work.
>The site you have chosen is perfectly idyllic, a small forest glade of bluebells, with rich earth and sandy banks on the edge of a small stream.
>You first unpack your spade and dig out a trench to form a fair sized moat around the centre of the clearing, and use the earth, along with a good many sticks, to build a protective wall.
>You then release the fluffies into their new home.
>They are amazed, frolicking and hugging and laughing. Once they settle down, you ask them what they want to form nests.
>You aren't just pretending to care
>You want them as happy and as comfortable as possible.
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>>677665678
I've checked it out. Pretty good stuff, he hinted at so much more going on beyond what we had see. Teased us with destruction of that insufferably cute little brown ball and then just stoped.
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>>677666157
>Before the mothers can calm down and begin, a small lime coloured foal pipes up in an aggravating tone "Ha! No need dummeh hoomin! Dis Wemmon's hewd nao. Wemmon gif mummahs evwy'fin they need. Dummeh hoomin brought hewd noo land, dummeh hoomin no needed!" It proclaimed.
>You snap inside.
>The plan has no room for smarties.
>"Oh!" You act surprised "If you are the Smarty, you'll need hoomin's..." You pause for a moment.
>"Rubber duck of power! Yes... That..." You smile convincingly, doing your best snake oil salesman impression. "It will make you the smartest of smarties!"
>The arrogant little bugger marches straight up to you and demands to be shown the "wubba ducka powah".
>You carry the fluffy brat some way out to where your bike is, and place it on the saddle while you prepare your punishment.
>Enduring the shouting above you, you prop up the bike frame on two logs so that the rear wheel spins freely
>You then get a short length of stiff but flexible stick and lash it on to the spokes of the rear wheel.
>Finally you grab the smarty, who demands to know what is going on, and your patience runs out. You backhand the pathetic creature right across the face, and draw it to your face.
"Listen to me you little shit stain. You think you're smart, huh? You're the dumbest shit in existence. You are so fucking stupid as to think you could EVER be superior to me?" You roar in long overdue anger.
>You've needed to vent after so much pent up anger over the last few days.
>The creature in front of you coughs on blood and in a hoarse whisper utters "Wenmon... No...Stoopid..."
>Angry beyond words, you tie the fluffy foal onto an offcut log and position its huddled, crying mass under the rear wheel, beyond the tyres but just in reach of the stick.
>You hop onto the bike and slowly begin peddling
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Does anyone have that thing with the meat grinder?
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>>677656050
what a stupid fucking retarded faggot thread
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>>677666830
i know right
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>>677666721
>The first hit falls, tearing the flesh and fur, leaving an oozing wound stinging the whining shitrat with pain Unknown to it before
>Satisfied of your alignment, you begin peddling, slow at first, feeling exquisite pleasure with each crack of wood against taught flesh, the cries of pain and anguish feeding a deep anger.
>But soon you find yourself going ever faster up the gears, peddling harder and harder, each stroke a cry of pain and sadness itself. You are lost in the memories, the hot tears streaming down your face blocking out the outside world.
>You do not notice when the blows finally break its ribcage, nor do you care as each swipe of the barbed wood of the stick carves deep through its flesh, tearing into its organs.
>The smarty has since ceased screaming, the searing agony leaving it capable only of foaming at the mouth and writhing.
>As the stick wheels around each time, a spray of blood and entrails coat your left side, gore adorning most of yourself and the bike.
>A snap brings you back into reality.
>The spine has given out after so much stress, and the remnants of the small lime green fluffies are now in two pieces.
>You dismount and walk over to witness your craftsmanship
>Amazingly its still conscious, and when it sees you it goes into a frenzy, whining and crying, trying in desperation to escape
>It hasn't realised that it hasn't got legs anymore.
>You want to drag this out as much as possible, and you haven't caused nearly as much pain as you'd hoped to, but the herd needs your attention, you have work to do.
>As a final "fuck you", you reach into your food bags and get out a little tin shaker
>Looking straight into its eyes, you pour salt over its open and very sensitive wounds
>It makes the most horrendous cry of pain you have ever heard, a discordant medley of all the worst noises you've heard.
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>>677666830
Hey, have you got anything better to do with your time then to complain? Spastic cunt.
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>>677667455
>Fuck suffering, that's enough out of one shitbag
>You grab the nearest rock and slam it into the creatures skull with all the force you can muster
>Its remains splay out in all directions, further coating you in blood, but you couldn't care less
>Apart from the distant babble of your herd, silence returns to the woods.
>You enjoy the peace and quiet, contemplating your work for a brief while before returning to your camp
>The herd gathers around, happy to see 'nu Daddeh' has come back
>One pastel coloured mare looks at your gore encrusted visage and winces, as though reliving a past terror
>"Nu Daddeh have hurties?" She asks cautiously, moving away slightly
>You kneel down next to her, your eyes flashing brightly in contrast to the shadow obscuring your malicious grin
>"No one will ever have hurties here, Lavender. You know why?" You ask, leaning ever closer.
>"Because we're a family. And nothing. Bad. Ever. Happens. To a Family".
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Can't you fags just go to >>>/trash/ or something? Like seriously that shits like autistic furries mixed with guro. Nobody here likes it
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>>677667842
>For the last two weeks your herd has thrived in the peace and solitude of your care.
>The camp consists of several wooden nests, one for each mare, in a half circle around a central gathering area, where each evening the herd was gather to eat. There was a small flag pole with the Union Flag on, and in the very centre of the whole thing, the most important component, was the campfire.
>Every evening you would light it, get the fluffies use to it, make it seem as a normal part of life. You want the fluffies to be comfortable and at home around fire, despite whatever their natural instinct may tell them. To calm the fears of some older fluffies, you erect a sizeable trough out of a large half of a can and fill it with 'water', so that they can put themselves out. You hope the pain of fire overrides a fear of water...
>The other thing you tell them is that 'huggies' will solve any problem. If a fluffy is hurt or scared it must immediately run to its mother's nest, and other fluffies, if they want to be 'bestest babbehs' as they so ineloquently put it, must also run to hug the afflicted fluffy. Hug makes right.
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>>677666834
God I love it when their selfishness and stupidity screws them over.
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>>677668139
>Every day of your herds life is sheer bliss for them. They have spaghetti every day, they have toys to play with in the meadow, the babbehs have plenty of milk and the mothers watch happily as their young grow up healthy and strong. All of them refer to you as 'bestest Daddeh', and thank you constantly for everything.
>You are amazed by their daily idiocies and naivety. How they manage to live more than five minutes is a wonder in itself. What baffles you more, however, is who would want to genetically engineer the thickest creature on earth? You aren't sure how long you can keep up the facade of caring before simply flooding the Fluffies again.
>Salvation comes when the last mare gives birth to twin unicorn foals. Horrible chirping masses of identical sky blue with red manes are presented before you as 'dancy babbehs' for your approval, which you slaver on like honey, belying your true joy that weeks of work will now pay off.
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>>677659121
I'd kill some smarties, but I'm not the kind to torture. I also don't have it in me to kill baby animals. I did some birds once, but the got blown out of the tree in my yard and I don't think the mom can carry them back up. Plus they were hurt bad and the cats wouldn't care about making it painless like I did.
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>>677668332
>The next day, when the mothers are tucked away in their nests tending the young, and only a few older foals are out playing, you enact your final act of revenge.
>You sit by the campfire, having just lit it despite it being midday. Buried deep inside are several barbecue lighter bricks, doused liberally in petrol, but given the slowness and deliberate poor construction of the fire, it shalln't catch for some time. A few curious foals wander over, intrigued by the smoke.
>"Why Daddeh make fyah?" A green foal asks.
>Why it so smokeh?" Asks another foal, grey with black mane and ironically named Smokey.
"The fire isn't feeling well" You explain "I don't know what's wrong and can't make it better". You add with mock glumness.
>The foals sit in utter confusion, wracking their peanut sized brains for the only conclusion a fluffy can come to.
>"Fyah need huggies!" A tiny cream and yellow unicorn foal declares, and all the others agree enthusiastically. You motion for them to go ahead, and they crowd on to the fire.
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>>677668651
i agree
unless it comes to sea fluffies, fuck those things
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>>677668935
Fuck off spiderman
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>>677669358
No u
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torture of fluffies around the world: netherlands: use it to push out the last weedless bit of the joint each time
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>>677656801
>>677656888
>>677657994
>>677658159
any1 knows who the artists are?
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>>677664448
Autism leads to stupidity, stupidity leads to fear, fear to anger, anger to hate, hate to suffering.
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>>677668831
Please continue
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>>677668831
neat, we're on the home stretch now
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>>677658539
>>677658943
>>677665678
https://www.fluffybooru org/post/list/scootafluff_comic/1
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>>677669620
go on the fluffybooru and search for "artist:spoosh"
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>>677669709
suffring leads to passion,Through passion, I gain strength.Through strength, I gain power.Through power, I gain victory.Through victory, my chains are broken.The Force shall free me.
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>>677669933
Bout dat.. I accidentally copied over my copy, and /fluffy/ is down... Gimme a mo though, should have another copy somewhere. Stay tuned!
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>>677670212
The path if a Sith is the path of slavery. Surrender your autism. Only then will you know true freedom.
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the meow munstahs are detecting large amounts of faggotry centered here. please cease these actions and pet us
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>>677670212
The cake is a lie, there is only cookies
Through cookies i gain calories
Through calories i gain weight
Through weight my chair is broken
The calories shall free me.
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>>677670582
The Path of The Sith Is one of Power and Victory
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Ok OP here lets get back to fucking up the fluffy shit rats
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>>677671152
We lost our way
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>>677670403
While you wait, here is the beginning of a request I'm working on atm. Not much, and it's hugbox, but better than nowt I suppose.
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>>677671152
what dat? fuck sum gay ass?
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>>677671404
"Me scawed" says a voice in the darkness.
"Me tew" you reply. You and the disembodied voice huddle together in the dark corner of your sorry box. Both of you were thrown out by your Daddeh, but you can't remember why. You remember being given wuv and nummies by both your humin mummah and fluffy mummah, but one day your humin mammah didn't come to play, or give you good nummies. Your fluffy mummah kept promising 'Miwkies for gud babbehs', but soon the Milkies also left. Finally, your humin Daddeh came to your safe room. He didn't say a word, but he put you, your sibling and your fluffy mummah in a sorry boxie. Since then, your mummah hasn't moved, despite giving your best huggies. Now, you and your sister are alone in the dark. You have Worstest tummy hurties, and the darkies scare you.

Suddenly, you think you hear a dull thudding approach the box, quiet at first but growing louder. "Hewwo?" You call out. As you begin to call again, the box opens, and light pours in, hurting your see-places after so long in the dark. Above you, a startled voice cries out.
"Bloody hell, that stinks!"
You feel immediately guilty for your earlier poopies in the corner. However, you also realise this nice humin mistah has opened your sorry box, and that he might also be here to give you nummies.
"Pwease nice mistah, gud foaws have Worstest tummy hurties, and mummah go f'wevah sweepies. Pwease... gif nummies?" Your sister looks up hopefully. The humin mistah looks in, and makes a funny face.
"God..." He says quietly "You'll need more than just food, you poor bastards..."
"Wa nice mistah mean?" You ask, confused.
"Would you... Perhaps, like to live with me?"
You and your sister are too happy for words, and babble excitedly as your 'nyu Daddeh' carries you off to your new life.
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>>677672222
You must have gone sleepies at some point, as you don't remember the journey to the nice mistah's housie. When you slowly open your see-places for the first time since meeting the nice mista, you are surprised to see that the bright blue that was above you has been replaced by a less bright creamy colour. Your mammah has gone, what was left of her. You sniff at the memory, but while you still have saddies for her, they are no longer the worstest saddies you've had. What is far worse at the moment is your tummy hurties. You can't see your nyu Daddeh anywhere, but your sister is sat curled up in one corner of the box, sleeping peacefully.
"Nyu Daddeh?" You call quietly. If you make too much noise, you might upset your new daddy like your old one, and you need a daddy for nummies and housies and huggies.
"Hey little guy, you awake?" The sound of his voice is a great comfort.
"Pwease Daddeh, can fwuffy haf nummies nao? Haf tummy owies"
"Of course!" He laughs, smiling. "How could I forget? Let's get you some food" A look of puzzlement crosses his face. "What do fluffies eat, anyway?"
You hesitate to say anything. You want skettis, but that's only for when you have been very, very good, and you know you should never ask for it.
"Skettis!" Your sister chirps "siwwy Daddeh! Fwuffy nummies is skettis!"
You look at her, horrified. Asking for skettis made you old Daddeh very angry. Even your nice humin mammah didn't like it.

"...sure thing! Two plates of spaghetti, coming up!"
You are amazed. He isn't angry? But humins give owies if you asked for anything! You struggle to make sense of your new condition, and nearly miss the next part of what your daddeh has to say
"...after you've had a wash. You can't have had a good clean for days and..." Wash means wawas, and wawas are the worst for fluffies!
"Nuu!" You cry "Nuu Daddeh! Wawas bad fo' fwuffies! No wike!" You dance from hoofie to hoofie in panicked anticipation of the punishment for your sister's demands.
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>>677660927

Its not, it's a glitch from their unfinished development. It wouldn't make sense to have a defense mechanism - let alone a disgusting one - on something designed as a pet.
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