>>677651812
Fucked my friend in the ass.

>strawberry & caramel praline ice cream
Yeah that's pretty fucking gay bro

when I was 13 my best friend asked me what sex felt like nd I said "idk" we were sitting on the couch he asked me if I want too find out, and I said yes. he told me to take off my pants nd bend over. he started fingering me then went inside

>>677651812
it's not even gayest, it's most faggotest thing I've seen OP

ITT...."I'm not gay, I just like sucking cock sometimes"

>>677652885
Well it's true. I mean, I'm not gay but I still do shit.

>>677651812
fapped with group of friends on a regular basis

didn't realize how gay that is before we made a movie, and my brother found it.

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>>677653078
Same here, but me and my friends weren't stupid enough to make a movie, fucking retards.

>>677651812

>suck friends dick with my girlfriend
>such his dick alone
>eat his cum off/out of girlfriend
>let him jack off into my mouth
>take mushrooms with my girlfriend and two friends-one guy, one girl, get super horny, girlfriend starts eating my ass, feeling great, goes and invites male friend in, he fucks my ass, greatest feeling ever

oh well, fun stuff

ITT:
Closeted homosexuals

>>677653357
Yeah, you're definitely not gay...

Sucked a dick in a car park a couple years ago

>>677651812
I once fucked this girl and while I was banging her I realised I'm screwing the result of another man's sperm, this made me feel sick and dirty so I grabbed her around the throat and told her I ain't no faggot and if she ever mentioned this to anyone I will rip out her throat. Luckily I didn't catch gay aids, those faggots make me sick.

>>677653467
this kek yall a bunch of faggots

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>>677653467
No shit.

>>677652525
kek, seriously

>>677653499
nope>>677653499

>>677651812
>went to grocery store stoned with a group of friends
>use self checkout and get 1 watermelon
>go around the back of the store and whip out a knife
>cut dick sized holes into watermelon
>proceed to group fuck the watermelon all at the same time
>my dick touches my other friends
>we look at eachother but don't say anything, too busy enjoying the nice juicy inside of the watermelon
>we all finish and leave the watermelon on the ground and drive off to do other retarded shit

I masturbated in front of the camera on omegle just to scare people
then suddenly this guy comes across and he starts asking how big my dick is
a few moments later we're both jacking off
is this gay?

>>677652885
/thread

>>677653571
Kek

>>677653922
Did you say no homo?

>>677653821
Yeah, you're not gay, you're just an idiot. Much better.

>>677654106
Shit

>be 12
>has friend at his house because we had sleepover
>feelinghorny.jpeg
>tells him in bed "anon can i suck your dick?"
>replies with "idk"
>was talking to him about it for 30 mins
>he said yes
>hereitgoes.jpeg
>sucking his duck for 30 seconds
He replies "stop my dock hurts"
>wut.png

End

>bout 8.
>at friends house playing in his room.
>playing duke nukem on adult mode.
>getting horny having the strippers flash us.
>he says makes him hard.
>"ohyoutoo?.jpg"
>agree to show our dicks.
>do.
>jerk off in front of each other.
>"tellnoone.gif"
> and I never did.
>never see him again...

>>677654378
He was about to cum, that's why he said it hurt. That's what it felt like to me my first time cumming.

I'm just here for the lulz. Watching guys as they try to convince themselves and each other that getting fucked in the ass by another guy is just a normal part of being a straight, heterosexual, male.

>>677653602
>Closeted homosexuals
abort breAD

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Cuddled, gave a hj, and received a bj from another inmate in county jail.

>>677654378
kek. You probably scarred that kid for life

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>>677654799
Pic of me when I was 12

I was always that Autistic kid

>>677655198
That what you looked like at 12? I bet you look like shit now.

>>677655334
I look like Moe from Simpson's with glasses

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>>677655594

>>677652525
Strawberry and caramel praline ice cream? The faggotry has acheived untold of levels.

>>677652336
Jerro?

Got fucked while wearing a nurse outfit

>be in mexico for holiday
>get fucking trashed on homebrew mezcal
>go to shitty bar
>drink moar
>meet girl, kinda ugly but fuck it other guys seem to dig her but she likes me PLUS she got a tongue piercing so whatever
>we dance, we drink, we kiss
>bribe nightguard at hostel so she can come in
>she's sucking my dick while we're both on the bed so that i can touch her ass
>she's sucking it sooooo goood
>i wanna bone so i start looking for that pussy
"no tengo vagina" while she/he's still holding my dick
>....
>that bj tho
>say she/he can keep sucking it coz im drunk like a skunk
>lose boner anyways
i guess that proves im not gay..?

>be ~12
>only just figured out masturbation a week prior
>at home invite classmate over
>had left hentai up on computer screen on accident
>he convinces me to play truth or dare
>he dares me to take off my pants and underwear
>gives me an hj
>shot ropes all over his hand
>next couple years suck and jerk eachother nearly everyday after school
>get into hetero relationships
>sex maybe 1 a week
wtf did I do /b/?

>>677656057
You from California?

>>677656321
Nope, as you were

>>677656227
Fug it.

>>677656262
lol u know what u did anon. u shoudl get together and start swinging

>be 11
>at camp for 2 weeks
>ask 13 what's masturbating
>you will see
>sucked his dick
>fucked in ass
>still didn't knew what masturbation is

>>677656437
exactly what i thought, felt so good. i think that was the best head ive ever gotten.. but i still need to get tested tho

>>677656863
>still need to get tested

When did you do it? Which holiday?

>>677654743
In jail the rules are kinda weird aren't they?

>>677657094
last summer, iwas actually going today but i got stuck in traffic and missed my appointment. i also left a bit too late, iguess im just postponing it becasue im scared that i actually have something. i dont have any symptoms tho but u know, u never know

>>677657401
Different anon here. Do you have to get raped in jail?

>>677656786
did you do the fucking?

>>677657722
Got fucked

>>677651812

>13
>watching porn with friend
>starts as a joke but this shit's hot
>decide to fap
>he just kinda ignores me
>realize fapping in someone else's presence is amazing
>finish best fap of my life

About it.

Anybody crossdress in here?

>>677657401
Prison and jail politics are very strange. They also vary in each facility.

>>677657614
I'd just make time and go get checked out. I've bitched out too many times until my girlfriend finally forced me to get tested with her.

Both of us were 100% clean. It was the worst day of my life because it was also the day we found out that she was pregnant.

>>677654743
Im calling bullshit, prison maybe, but no faggot shit goes on in county.

I was 3 or 4 when I sucked another dude's dick behind a car at my house. It wasn't gay because we didn't have have a developed theory of mind, let alone one of sexuality. It was just about feeling a mouth on your dick.

>>677658593
I've done that at 5 years old, the kid was 4.

>>677657659
No, you just have to make sure not to be a target and if you somehow become one fight so goddamn hard that everyone knows it's not worth the hassle. Though that would require not being a fat, lazy piece of shit quickly ruling out most people here.

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>>677658593
how old was the other dude?

>>677658591
Actually there is a lot of gay activity in our county jail. Infact, there's an ongoing federal lawsuit against the jail here because an inmate was raped and they didn't provide info on PREA.

>>677658814
How do you not become a target? I have a feeling I will go to jail one day.

>>677657862
did you enjoy it? were you forced? and wtf was the staff doing?
>>677658485
yeah i know i just gotta go. and fuck man that sounds terrible, what did you guys do?

>>677657659
I've been to prison twice. The only people who got raped were snitches and chomos. Even that was rare.

There's enough fags to go around these days that rape is not necessary nor worth the consequences.

You could be killed for raping another inmate without cause.

>>677659154
As bisexual
I must say yeah but I didn't knew what he was doing

Happend 1:00 am

No-one other was asleep

>>677659537
Ah gotcha, had to google chomo.

>>677659537
>without cause
What could be the cause of the rape to make it more acceptable? He tried to shank me so I raped him?

>>677659016
Lift weights often, take martial arts, dont be white.

Option B, lift weights often, take martial arts, join a gang.

If you go to county *more likely*

Lift weights, take martial arts, stay in the area's there are camera's, if grabbed knock the shit out of the guy and when questioned by the CO's just let them know dude was on some gay shit, grabbed you sexually and you defended yourself. Might put you by yourself, if not, homos know they will have to try harder for it next time and might decide someone else is an easier pick.

>>677653821
my sides
how the fuck did you even come up with this idea, like who suggested this and how

>>677659627
u didnt know you were bi at that time tho? i wonder if id like it but i dont think ill ever try anything like that with a guy tho

>>677651812
Where did you get his sperm from?

>>677659810
If someone has done you wrong and disrespected you to the extreme. Also snitches and chomos are raped and beaten.

wear a chastity device

its honestly not that bad, on the second week now

>>677660274
I became bi at 13
That's just different story

>>677658898
I bet he was in his 30's

>>677659945
Damn, that fucking sucks. Yeah, I'm definitely not cut out for jail. How'd you end up going?

>>677660431
>propelling the emasculation of white males

Fuck off.

POST IS DED, BUMP

>>677660739
sorry? normal sex has literally never done it for me and this fetish isnt even that bad compared to the only ones i have

Hugged my friend on his birthday.

>>677660513
Been to jail numerous times and prison twice. Jail for petty offense such as public intox and disorderly conduct.

Went to prison for armed robbery, burglary and theft, then went back for escape.

Got Piss drunk and started making out with this Bi dude to get in a threesome with his smoking hot gf, it worked, didn't feel too ashamed.

>be 27
>horny and pissed at gf
>get on Craigslist and find ad by crossdresser I've seen working at Walmart
>fat older man with ridiculous wig
>whatever I want my dick sucked
>reply to ad, he invites me over but warns he's not dressed as a woman
>whatever, again I want my dick sucked
>go to his apartment, greeted at door by fat bald man in his fifties
>taken to his bed
>he takes off my pants and boxers
>I'm breathing heavily, pretty nervous
>he starts sucking me, feels like pure heaven
>best head ever. Like seriously, fucking incredible
>he swallows and I leave

It was extremely risky and stupid, but I'm glad I experienced it. I should have gone back for more because he said I could go over anytime I wanted, but I couldn't get up the nerve to go back. Still miss that mouth, it was the softest most velvety I've ever felt

>>677661052
What's your other fetish?

>>677660513
It's actually not that bad. Almost my entire adult life has been spent locked up. Theres no big responsibilities, no bills, no job, etc. and you can sleep all day. It's like a long relaxing vacation sometimes. The worst part is the excruciating boredom.

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>>677661614
>fat older man with ridiculous wig

>>677661615
diapers, forced feminization, forced bi, bondage, fur, piss, cucking

>>677661614
Probably the most disgusting greentext that I've ever read, thanks. Screencapped.

>>677662177
lol glad it was useful for you

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>sucked one of my cousins dick when i was like 10
>we played with our dicks a few times
>tried to have "sex" with another cousin again somewhere around 11-12
>he tried to stick it in my butt but it didnt work
>went to play nfs instead

today im in a relationship for over a year with a hot chick, with whom ive been having less and less sex each month

>pic related

>>677661614
sounds like the guy that was at the gloryhole last week.. fucker drained my sack in 20 seconds..

>>677661978
Age?

>>677662835
25

>Almost made out with a friend while drunk..
>watched porn with a friend when we was 12

In context of this thread i'm preatty fucking straight

If op was an ice cream flavor he would be pralines and dick.

>>677663002
me and a friend used to look at porn together on the internet when we were 11 all the time

masturbated shamefully over the thought of a prettyboy in school when I was 15. felt guilty as fuck about it for years.

>>677663273
This. I still don't think there's anything gay about that. Well I obviously wouldn't do it nowadays.

>>677663273
Yea got the understanding thats preatty normal. We didn't jerk off tho, so thats preatty good.

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>friend and me piss drunk
>some ugly chick hits on him
>tells her he's gay
>"no you're not"
>he insists
>"prove it"
>we make a quick kiss on the lips
>gives us a few sec stare
>walks away
>we lol and go for a beer

that's pretty much it

>>677653821
retards,kek

>>677661614
Did he have any moustache hairs? Imo the best thing about a daddy blowjob is the feeling of a bristly moustache delicately wrapped around my shaven pole

>>677662878
I hope this is bait

>>677664370
I'm pretty sure that's real.

>>677664370
why? also it isnt b8

>>677664370
i honestly envy people like that, life is to short not to live out your fantasies. i just wish i had some weird fetish i could indulge in but unfortunately thats not the case

>>677664361
no mustache. He dressed as a woman too often for that I think. Been blown by a few different guys and no mustaches. Not sure if I'd like that.

sometimes i get really horny and go on omegle or chaturbate and fuck myself with a dildo, sometimes while wearing panites

>>677665588
Post yourself in panties

Tis time I tell you the tale of danky and the three anons.
tl;dr: sucked dick and got caught.
>be me, danky
>12
>stupid sack of shit
>favorite insult: suck my dick
>chilling with mates at a sleepover
>one mates dad is an asshole, unfortunately his house
>late-ish, between 12-2, we all still awake
>starts getting warm
>decide to take shirt off, mates already did
>anon 1 takes his pants off
>all other anons and I follow suit
>itsgettinghotinhere.fgt
>we decide to lose the undies
>sotakeoffallyourclothes.gay
>start comparing dicks
>i big one
>I have a monster cock in comparison to anons
>they decide to start poking it
>I did not ask for this...
>bigass boner
>anon 3, Mr babycock, grabs it and gives it a solid shake
>none of us even know what a boner is, but it's happening
>"A-anon 3, stop..."
>reluctantly stops
>anon 3 next
>we start poking him
>butnothinghappened.gif
>underdeveloped faggot couldn't pop a boney
>fascination fades quickly, and we move on
>about to start at anon 2s ding
>when suddenly, a wild anon 1s father surfaces from the bedroom
>everyone hides
>moments pass
>moments become hours
>all anons are sleeping
>the boner is strong with me
>anon 3 was under a heavy blankey
>i was shortly under said blankey, sucking his baby cock
>when I say baby cock... I mean... Like... 5cm...
>start sucking his teeny nuts
>it's really fun... But alas I must sleep
>get off his dick and turn around
>anon 1s dad slowly backs away from the window, shocked by my majestic flopping wiener
>shortly after this, they moved house.
>didn't see anon 1 for 3 years.

>>677665106
Try it man. Then once hes finished you can have him come up to your face and lick your jizzum from his walruslike visage

>>677666175
I Seriously hope thats made up, i mean, i think it is, but there is that small chance

>>i dont keep any pics and im not going to put them on right now, sorry

>>677666175
Hahah, faggots...

>>677667023
Lying piece of shit. I'd post one of me wearing stuff but someone might recognize it.