Can we get a green text thread goin?

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2016-04-04 18:26:20 Post No. 677644149
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:26:20 Post No. 677644149 [Report]

Can we get a green text thread goin?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:37:42 Post No.677645524
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>>677644149

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:46:43 Post No.677646659
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bump

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:48:11 Post No.677646831
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:48:49 Post No.677646895
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:49:46 Post No.677647022
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:51:46 Post No.677647273
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:55:01 Post No.677647681
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requests?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 18:57:59 Post No.677648051
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lucky i ain't op or thread would rip

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:00:23 Post No.677648356
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:01:33 Post No.677648482
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:02:49 Post No.677648620
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:04:29 Post No.677648825
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:06:53 Post No.677649116
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cum

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:07:16 Post No.677649164
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with

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:07:34 Post No.677649195
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me

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:08:02 Post No.677649257
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and

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:08:21 Post No.677649300
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you'll

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:08:29 Post No.677649323
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:08:29 Post No.677649323 [Report]

oooh, greentexts.

Anyone want my story of how I got fingered in school and such

I ask every time, I feel kinda bad for spamming it so much but hey, some people still like it.

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:08:53 Post No.677649376
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be

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:09:46 Post No.677649482
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in a world without actual contributors and a faggot OP that abandons his thread

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:10:06 Post No.677649523
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:10:06 Post No.677649523 [Report]

>>677649376
in a world of pure imagination?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:12:23 Post No.677649787
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>>677649323
just do it, fag

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:13:03 Post No.677649869
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:14:29 Post No.677650050
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>>677649787
yessir

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:14:45 Post No.677650072
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>>677650050

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:15:13 Post No.677650123
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>>677650072

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:15:30 Post No.677650161
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>>677650123

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:19:12 Post No.677650579
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>>677650451
bump with content you cuck. me and masturbator are the only ones posting, and i bet their done now.

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:21:00 Post No.677650796
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>>677650161
is more wanted? if so I can keep going. Am just conscious that it's not always wanted so I don't like to overdo it.

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:22:46 Post No.677651023
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>>677648051
omfg

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:24:49 Post No.677651248
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>>677650796
Please continue.

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:25:10 Post No.677651285
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>>677650796
i guess. you save anything other than your own post?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:26:34 Post No.677651439
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>>677651285
No, I'm a conceited cunt. There's one other thread, but it's an HTML file and I have no screenshots.

>>677651248
yessir

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:26:44 Post No.677651452
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>>677651439

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:28:32 Post No.677651668
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>>677651479

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:29:48 Post No.677651828
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>>677651668

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:30:37 Post No.677651938
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>>677651828

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:32:31 Post No.677652177
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:32:35 Post No.677652182
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>>677651938

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:32:36 Post No.677652185
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>>677644149
I remember a nice green text story a year an half ago, typical nigga neighbourhood situation where anon went eating at macdo risking multiple imminent ass pounding and being saved by the dark knight of niggas...my bad hadn't saved it that time, no chance a /bro has it out there to repost?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:34:27 Post No.677652423
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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:36:05 Post No.677652658
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>>677652423

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:37:50 Post No.677652881
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>youll miss with your rotisserie chicken hands
>you be walkin down the hall to class
>girl come up to you
>"nice hands, they big" she say
>your nervous on the surface
>but you do it for woman
>you ripple the glazing off your rotisserie hands
>she is excited
>"I haven't eaten chicken because jewish"
>she say
>you begin to eat your barbecue hands
>the flavor is sweaty
>but you do it for woman
>peeling away the countless layers of tender anon meat
>to give her the wishbone that resides in your hands
>your almost there
>the pain, intense
>but you do it for woman
>the class bell rings
>she runs to class
>you didn't do it in time
>the chicken sauce, it flows freely now from your veins
>everything begins looking like chicken, the whole world spins like a rotisserie
>you are unconcious
>she comes to your bedside at hospital
>"i do this for anon"
>she eats your hands and takes wishbone,
>she inserts both ends of wishbone into her nostrils
>the wishbone is too much, her nose starts bleeding
>she snorts trying to get the wishbone farther and farther
>it penetrates her brain
>woman is killed instantly
>"why" anon says
>"mi wishbun is cuberd in blud"
>anon begins removing wishbone and goes to leave
>but wishbone is cursed.
>anon begins flying out the window, where he is promptly impaled on rotisserie
>the end

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:37:52 Post No.677652890
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>>677652658

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:40:43 Post No.677653261
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>>677648051
kek

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:41:06 Post No.677653308
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>>677652185
no. i got a guy beating up nigga vamp though. and some swede buttblackin nigs. or a pirate guy moydurin two nigs and 'dis-arming another

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:41:12 Post No.677653324
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>>677652890

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:42:29 Post No.677653510
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>>677653324

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:46:40 Post No.677654129
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>>677653510
will stop shitting up the thread

have fun guys

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:48:41 Post No.677654397
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>>677653308
Nice one too, thanks /bro!

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:56:03 Post No.677655403
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>>677654129
Is there no more to this story?

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:58:54 Post No.677655785
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>>677654129
fucking finally

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 19:59:42 Post No.677655892
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>>677655403
there is but no-one's interested and I don't like to fill up threads for no reason. I'm only posting to be appreciated so there's no point if it's disliked, right?

see also >>677655785

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 20:03:13 Post No.677656355
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>>677655892
What? Dont fail on me, anon, post it all

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 20:04:49 Post No.677656573
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>>677656355

Since you seem to be the only one who wants it, here's the whole thing start to finish

Let me know what you think.

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 20:08:08 Post No.677657039
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>>677655892
see thats just the thing.

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Anonymous 2016-04-04 20:09:26 Post No.677657236
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>>677655892
>I'm only posting to be appreciated
you are supposed to post for others to enjoy, not so you can whore yourself out for the attention you aren't getting at home