>>677641282
Suicide pact

>>677641282
Grow up

Cut it out

>>677641282
Prepare yourself for your first experience with necrophilia.

Tell her you dont want her to die but if she does youll have no problem moving on with your life. Tell her youll always remember her as the girl who broke your heart by commiting suicide

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just do it

>>677641282
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>677641723
top kek

>>677641282
>Babe, I'm gay.

>>677641282
Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more; it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

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dammit guys youre making me kek so hard
still no quads tho

shut the fuck up, emo bitch

STFU lil' cutting cunt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arria

It's okay. It doesn't hurt.

sometimes i jerk off to pictures of rihanna while i think about you

>>677641282
All jokes aside, don't encourage her or do anything at all. If she does you will be be suspect number one if she does and assisted suicide is more serious of a crime than you would hope. On a second note, I was also in a relationship with a suicidal girl. she literally said she would do it if I left. Shit sucked, but eventually she started talking to a friend who had similar issues and they became best friends, When I cut it off, she went to her and it was a lot safer. What i'm telling you to do is get her out there, get her some friends or someone to talk to.

do it fagette

>>677641282
Horizontal for attention
Vertical for results

>>677642228
>>677642229
so close yet so far

>>677642053
It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice, and you got
Too many cooks, too many cooks
Too many cooks, too many cooks
Too many cooks, too many cooks
Too many cooks, too many
Takes a lot to make a stew
When it comes to me and you
and him and her and the baby too
Too many cooks it's true
They saying goes it'll spoil the broth
Honey I think that's not true
Well maybe too many cooks will spoil the broth
But they fill our hearts with so much so much Love

>>677641282
let her read 'the antichrist' and 'the trial'

>>677642293
I'm trying to do that, also getting her to do some therapy

>>677641282
At least let me fuck you in the ass before you off yourself

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scream

"BITCH I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH MY DICK WHILE I GIVE MYSELF AUTO EROTIC ASPHYXIATION IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP"

dont care if not quads
just do it

Tell her that you have always wanted to make somw one bleed and that you want to cut her too just a little bit

fucking lil cunt i will cut you with my diamond dickurino

>>677641890
The "just do it" shirt WTFFFF XD

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>>677641282
A lot of people on the internet think you should kill yourself. So you should probably do it pussy.

>>677642507
rules are rules anon and she's actually into choking so kek

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tape a kitchen knife to your dick and wave it at her

>>677642631
Roll

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>>677642652
just remember to post pics if you do anon
glad i could help

Got any more pics fapping to the one is difficult

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>>677642902
kek I'll post more just because

Also those are not real suicide cuts those cuts there are faggot give me attention cuts. Your girlfriend sucks.

>>677641282
Give her the D right for once.

I just can't put up with it anymore. Taking care of you has become a chore and your nothing but a waste of my life. I'm literally sitting around moping with you when I could be living it up with some other stupid bitch that the only difference is that she isn't depressed all the time. Go ahead, cut or whatever I don't care anymore. I won't always be here for you and especially now, we're done. I can't do it anymore. I'm sorry, but I'm moving on.

>>677643050
I know anon, she's more the hanging kind or the kind that ODs on meds

>>677641282
What's your life insurance policy look like?

git gud

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"can I tape it? I can bring joy to so many people"

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>>677642705
rolling for this with pics

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>>677641282
tell her to stop being an attention whore or you will kill her yourself.

>>677643144
When I go it will be on massive dose of opiates. Seems like a smooth transition

>>677641584
too soon

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Grow up and quit being an edgelord.

Go to College

"ill cut my dick if you cut yourself cuz you suck!"

>>677641282
stop wasting my time. either do it or don't, but decide once and for all.

>>677643336
close on though ...

Ill fuck your dead body

Que te a pasado

Quads? You ask too much for this shit, nigga

Cut deeper cunt

Will you marry me?
I wanna take you both down kek

Guys I need pics of women underwear

>>677643492
nah, quads are spicy

>>677641282
You call that shit cutting. Show her what cutting really in, get a fucking axe and cut off both her hand, granted, no more hand jobs for you but on the plus you won't have to deal with her pathetic emo "cutting".

tell her to livestream it

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here are the slits

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btw these are all from 1 round of slitting, the other ones are kinda not worth showing

im breaking up with you

>>677643584
Too much, imo. Trips would've been sufficient

>>677643676
>>677643761
>>677643875
Cut deeper and vertically if you really want to die faggot

>>677643972
Rolling for this

>>677643999
Nah, quads are possible, and it's no fun if it's easy

ay bby u want sum fuk

Those cuts are fucking lame. I'm disappointed, not finishing thx anon. Your girlfriend sucks.

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Test

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>>677644183
she also swallows if were on the subject

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>>677641584
>>677643430
too soon

>>677644111
I think trips are hard enough to get, quads are just too much. Disregard the fact that we both got trips already.

>>677644183
Hold on, I'll find ya a good one

>>677644006
Tht is some weak ass scrapes.... my gf cut open her wrist just one cut and it was like 4 cm deep you couldd see the bone.... thats someone who is depressed... she probably just wants attention. and this is a good way to get it. As it was my fault its probably your fault also that she is cuttin

all those are literally scratches.

and the fact all these pics exist tells volumes about the attention she is trying to get. andyoure giving it to her. fuck that dumb cunt.

and fuck you too OP for being a faggot.

Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.

>quads get

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>>677643676
>>677643761
>Dress up like pic related
>Serious voice serious enough to intimidate the gods

"You'll get no sympathy from me."

>>677644432
Retoll

>>677644434
Rolling

You know nothing.

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Just DO IT!!!

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Do you even cut bebe

>>677641444
So fucking close

>>677643972
Pretty much this

>>677642981
I just fucking watched this..

Remember kids! down the Road, not across the street! I hope this helps!

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send her this

*do it before her*, write note and say it was too much for you,(her being suicidal)

>>677643676
Did you piss off your cat?

>>677644809
I don't get it? anne frank was brown?

say You're doing it wrong

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here you go anon, nice and spicy cuts(not hers tho)

Sideways for attention. Longways for results.

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>>677643875
> slitting

That is Scratching you autistic bitch.

do a backflip faggot

>>677645472
holy shit dude, damn

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Wrap youself in toilet paper the yell at her "I am Rafaam, the supreme archaeologist!"

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Razor blade in pooper

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>>677645472
>coldness posting
i want to forget

>>677645622
I personally feel that dubs is close enough

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this is gf a couple years back but shes been cut free for 4 years we made it by supporting eachother

>>677645586
Wow you're a faggot

>>677645861
Well it would have been simpler if you two weren't just edgy faggots.