pass her around.

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Buy her a sybian and hope you don't end up getting cucked

I'll take her from you dude

Wish I could find a bitch who looks half way decent who wants to fuck all the time

Man, the, fucking, fuck, up.

>>677629822
I can take care of here don't worry bro

>>677629822
>what do
Fuck her?

OP Here

She wants to get a dog to fuck.

>>677629822
photo or fake

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Take some time to be away from her and reflect whether you want to engage in such a relationship. At first it may look like fun but after a while you might end up regretting it and sooner or later you won't be able to fulfill her desires and she might end up leaving you for someone else. Look back on what kept you in this relationship all this time, and weigh the chances that it will remain the same.

>im totally not lying about this entire situation
>i make threads on /b/ and i have a gf who wants to fuck to much
>my name is op and im totally not a fag.

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>>677629822

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>>677629822
Checked

OP Here

Ok guys I'll come clean. I'm actually the chick. I just wanted to know what you guys would advise him to do. You prob don't believe me but thanks for the info anyway.

>>677630877
tits and timestamp, or you are the dog

>>677629822
That's very cute sir. You should make movies with that.

>>677630920
Guess I'm a dog then

>>677631005
Woof woof fgt

>>677629822
if this is true, just tie her up like in this picture, slide in a few dildos or vibrators and just let her buzz away for a while.

You never know, if it gets you horny just pull out a toy and bang away, then everyone wins.

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Well since I made this thread for selfish reasons heres some random red heads to make those who came to help feel a little better.

>>677631361
>>677629822

alternatively if she is bi, just get another chick in every now and again and enjoy some ffm threesomes

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>>677631461
I am bi, But the search for 3somes have turned up empty

this thread is so depressingly fucking sad, op kill yourself with your made up bullshit

>>677631578
sometimes it can take a while, perhaps have you both go "window shopping" together to find someone suitable

Eat and finger her, penetrate only 3 times a day- morning (morning wood is one of the best boners), midday (or noon, no idea) and in the evening, just before sleeping.
>falling asleep just after sex is much easier

take Viagra, you will enjoy sex as much as she does.

>>677631753
you're a stupid fucking faggot for going along with this, i just want you to know that.

>>677631825
>>677631834
dumb faggot virgins.

I'd say get her pregnant but that makes most women get extra horny for a few months before birth so I guess that won't help :P

>>677629822

If she's actually a nympho you better just go ahead and accept the fact that she's gonna eventually fuck other people, because she is. If you have a problem with that, better to bail now than after getting that marriage license, because it'll be much harder/costly then.

I have the same "problem", OP. I know how you feel. Is she hot? post a body picture

I wish my girl was a nymph. I need sex at least 3 times a day or it's hard to concentrate on anything. At first she was game but after the first few months? Ha! Now we're married and we do it once, maybe twice if I'm lucky, a week.

We need to start genetically altering women to want the dick more.

>>677629822
And you're marrying her because?

>>677631940
>>677631992
>>677632049
>>677632076
this is now /b/

kill me.

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>>677631753
We've made accounts online looking for women but it just never worked out.

>>677631825
This would be nice however the problem is his sex drive is not high enough to do that.

>>677631940
We dont have the finances for a kid right now anyway.

>>677631992
I'm never going to cheat on him. If I ever were to sleep with someone else it would be a woman and he would know/be there.

Just make it a nightly schedule to have sex every night? It'll become habit eventually.

>>677632265
Wow, /b/ is surely all you've got.

>>677632312
is your delusional fantasy really working for you though?

>>677631703
Add to what platform?

>>677629822
https://youtu.be/dZu7_z7SDEQ

>>677629822
Shes probably psychopathic. You should look out for that. Being extremely oversexed is their one defining characteristic that they all have. Its rare for women but be warned don't get emotional with them, they are inter-species predators by definition.

>>677632312
what about getting sex toys for when his libido is low? Its not that hard..

>>677632312
So how often do you want/need sex, femanon? I am jelly, my wife is really only down to fuck maybe 3 times a week. Used to be every night, but not so much anymore...

>>677630571
truth.

>>677632265
...and you say this now... welp someone flew in last summer

>>677632406
This is the first time i've been on /b/ in about a month unfortunately, and i understand why now.

>>677630877
Would you cheat on him? Be honest.

>>677632599
05fag here, nice dubs m8

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>>677632517
People call things "psychopathic" because it's just too much to handle for their narrow-minded perception, kiddo

Lurk more

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>>677632400
What to do if she always wants bottom. It's a lot of work to always be on top.

>>677631005
Confirmed nigger lover

>>677630571
this

>>677632771
no, its a genetic condition that is hereditary. Its natures way of creating a being that can thrive in a altruistic tribal society, by using a cheating alternate life strategy.

>too much sex

that's like complaining about having too much money you gargantuan faggot

Would you be satisfied with the dog when the man is unwilling?

>>677632771
learn evolutionary genetics, psychopaths are evolutionary advantageous in an altruistic society. They are the cuckoos in human society

>>677633054
this. I am trying to imagine how much sex would be too much for me to handle. maybe 4x per day would be more than I want. 6x maybe a rate I couldnt keep up long term. Wish I had these problems.

>>677629822
OP, answer here, related question >>677632581

>>677631445
nice natural rack

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>>677632575
He says it makes him feel like hes not enough when I ask him about me getting one.

>>677632581
I'd be happy with twice a day but more then that would be better.

>>677632648
No. I might think about it but I dont doubt he thinks about it too. But I never would.

>>677632807
I dont mind being top or bottem. I prefer doggy style actually.

>>677632821
He's white but I have dated black guys.

>>677633204
Yes

>>677633360
I think 6 times a day would be about perfect. Twice a meal

>>677629822

are you a faggot? you sound like a faggot

>>677633347
>cuckoos
How are they at all like cuckoos?

>>677632766
05...yes the bs is strong with this one but you should already know better if that is true

>>677629822
Be a man not a bitch and fuck yo bitch or i will

>>677633699

What does he say about getting a dog, then?